November 25th, 2009
Avert Your Eyes

Hahahahaha. I’m laughing because you can’t stop looking! You don’t want to, but you just can’t stop! Hahahahahah….gross.
Missouri
Avert Your Eyes,
Hahahahaha. I’m laughing because you can’t stop looking! You don’t want to, but you just can’t stop! Hahahahahah….gross.
Missouri
Avert Your Eyes,
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Awesome! I wondered how long it would take Lance’s picture to pop up on this site!
November 25th, 2009
Is that what they call a buttgina?
November 25th, 2009
I’ve got a trained monkey with half a bottle of gin, a terminal illness, and nothing left to lose. I’m sending him in to search for panties or a g-string or maybe a TV remote and some loose change. Pray for him.
November 25th, 2009
OOOOOOO! An ass pussy!!
November 25th, 2009
Caption can’t be topped Hahahahahah GROSS!
November 25th, 2009
How ’bout them peaches? ~shudder~
November 25th, 2009
For once I have nothing!
November 25th, 2009
I see the bad moon arising
I see trouble on the way
I see earthquakes and lightnin’
I see bad times today
November 25th, 2009
[ -- Insert "junk in the trunk" joke here. -- ]
November 25th, 2009
I have officially lost hope in man kind. I’m done. Where’s my passport? Where’s my bag? I am leaving the US. I can’t take it anymore.
November 25th, 2009
Are we looking at her front side or back? I can’t tell…
November 25th, 2009
I think I saw it wink at me !
November 25th, 2009
Is that Britney Spears with no panties? Oops, she did it again!
November 25th, 2009
I hope no one is serving cottage cheese at our Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow.
November 25th, 2009
This must be staged. Nobody would come up behind this woman and take a picture like this. If somebody else say them taking the photo, they would likely be beaten up for being a pervert or have the police called. And if the police did come, she should be arrested for indecent exposure.
November 25th, 2009
I just threw up a little.
November 25th, 2009
It’s like the Pillsbury Dough person gone wrong
November 25th, 2009
It’s like a small glimpse into hell…
November 25th, 2009
It burns. IT BURNS!!
November 25th, 2009
OMFG…. that’s all I can say about this!!!
November 25th, 2009
PUT SOME PANTIES ON SWEETIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 25th, 2009
ya know, there are these things called pants that hide all that choch and cottage cheese ya got going on there!
November 25th, 2009
Looks like a backward Va-gina…….. *shudders*
November 25th, 2009
ahhh it burns!!!!!
November 25th, 2009
she bought some draw’s in wally world and she’s fixin to try them,,,, she left her’s home,,,,,,
November 25th, 2009
All I have to say is “WHY”???
November 25th, 2009
Gross a backwards camel toe……
November 25th, 2009
Caption should read ‘Moose Knuckle’
November 25th, 2009
OMG it’s pretty bad when your ASS has camel toe…
November 25th, 2009
Ladies and gentlemen, the world’s first – Rear Camel Toe!
November 25th, 2009
Ok!Now I’m Blind!!!!
November 25th, 2009
After seeing this cheese factory I have discovered something…. Coffee does NOT taste good after it comes back up!
November 25th, 2009
I didn’t know that WM has a sale on red snapper today!
November 25th, 2009
p.s.,missouri,,,,the show me state,they did,and she does,,,,,,,,,
November 25th, 2009
Yes, like a train wreck, I cannot look away!!! Argh!! Make it go away!!!
November 25th, 2009
OMG! Quick! Someone give me a stick so I can poke out my eyes!
November 25th, 2009
No one saw the cellulite?
November 25th, 2009
geeez…thanks alot! now Im BLIND!!!
November 25th, 2009
O.K. Now I’m blind!
November 25th, 2009
God am I glad they haven’t figured out a way to transmit smells through the internet.
November 25th, 2009
Aww c’mon, man! I’m eating here!
November 25th, 2009
I am blind now and throwing up
November 25th, 2009
HONESTLY! Who goes out in public like this??? Didn’t her mother ever tell her anything?????
November 25th, 2009
Mud flaps.
November 25th, 2009
Ooops, she did it again…
November 25th, 2009
Gives a whole new meaning to “Show Me State”!
November 25th, 2009
at what point does this become porn. this is close to the freakos who put hidden cameras in their shoes and take pictures up girl’s dresses.
November 25th, 2009
It looks like someone stuffed a sharpei under a mini skirt.
November 25th, 2009
hey,give her a break,she’s goin in to buy some snatch patch,,,,,,,,,,,
November 25th, 2009
Ive worked with the elderly, Ive worked with insane people. Ive advocated for women. Ive seen some repugnant shi!t in my day, but this…..
This is traumatizing to say the least. I’d say she owes everyone in the world at least 6 months worth of co-pays pertaining to psychiatric visits, but if she cant afford underwear…. Pardon me while I move to the middle east where women are covered head to toe.
November 25th, 2009
Ladies and Gentlemen the worlds first reverse moose knuckle!!
November 25th, 2009
” A lady must sip her tea, never slurp”
November 25th, 2009
The world’s tiniest vertical smile has just been discovered.
November 25th, 2009
guess it was a thrill to the old 1/2 blind Walmart greater
November 25th, 2009
What kind of animal is that? Holy TOEledo!
November 25th, 2009
That’s almost as bad as the “Big Back Titty” bitch. No…wait…its worse!!
November 25th, 2009
Why? why why why why??
November 25th, 2009
OH MY GOD!!!! That is seriously disturbing. I can only imagine some poor kid walking behind her being traumatized for life!!
November 25th, 2009
I am now officially ashamed to be from Missouri.
November 25th, 2009
I’d hit it. Twice.
November 25th, 2009
*whimpers* Please….please…tell me there’s underwear hiding somewhere amid the folds of celulite.
November 25th, 2009
This is the exact reason I don’t wear short skirts. Cause I’m afraid to bend over. On a good note, at least I wear underwear and I’m not as fat as this chick.
November 25th, 2009
Bleach! Where is my bleach! Destoy my eyes!
November 25th, 2009
nice meat curtain…
November 25th, 2009
This is getting set on SOOO many peoples desktop backgrounds today!!!!!!
November 25th, 2009
What kind of animal is that? Holy TOE ledo!
November 25th, 2009
OH MY GOD!!! That is seriously disturbing. I can only imagine some poor kid walking behind her being traumatized for life!!
November 25th, 2009
Isn’t the Missouri state motto “Show Me”?
November 25th, 2009
At least her blood is circulating… she’s not using the 40 sizes to small jeans!! But then again… The jeans cover up the cellulite!
November 25th, 2009
I think it ate the panties!
November 25th, 2009
Well I’ll be saying hello to my breakfast again…as it comes back up. Thanks for that.
November 25th, 2009
You warned us – and yet we STILL looked…..we’re wrong, not as wrong as this bish but we’re wrong…….. LMAO great caption BTdub
November 25th, 2009
OMG!!! Its a Elephant TOE!!!!!!! ARGHHHH!!!!!!
November 25th, 2009
If this were a Monet I’d say it looks like two piggies fighting under there.
November 25th, 2009
Oh! My God! Everytime I think I’ve seen the worst on this side, it just gets worse. Oh! My God!
November 25th, 2009
Wow.. that looks like a back-sided “MOOSE KNUCKLE” haha
November 25th, 2009
New meaning to “Up at the crack of dawn”…
Tube Top + no underwear + short skirt = epic fail.
November 25th, 2009
i need a spork…i need a spork NOW
November 25th, 2009
OMG that is so wrong on so many levels!!!! FASHION DISASTER!!! My eyes will NEVER be the same again
November 25th, 2009
Reminds me of the movie Tremors. Don’t stand too close or you’ll get eaten.
November 25th, 2009
What scares me is that:
A) she must have been digging around in the trunk long enough to hold that pose and allow the picture taker time to get out their phone/camera and take this
AND
B) the picture taker probably made a complete parking lot loop to come back around and get the shot.
November 25th, 2009
Thank God she’s not wearing a “Fart Loading” shirt!
November 25th, 2009
Black Friday, here we come!!!
November 25th, 2009
Dude, I feel ashamed to live in the same state as her. Get that cellulite fixed hun, you don’t look cute in that mini skirt.
November 25th, 2009
REVERSE CAMELTOE!!!!!!
REVERSE CAMELTOE!!!!!
REVERSE CAMELTOE!!!!!
November 25th, 2009
Ahhh….I can see where the blowout occurred…a little “Fix-a-Flat” should be enough get her around back and have it all patched up
November 25th, 2009
I bet she looks exactly the same from the front……UUURRRRPPPP…Sorry the thought got to me…
November 25th, 2009
Why? Why? Does she think she’s Britney Spears? Nope. not even close! I think I threw up a little. Gross!
November 25th, 2009
What is it about Wal-Mart that makes women not wear panties?? Eeeeeewwwwwww!!!!!
November 25th, 2009
Like pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.
November 25th, 2009
it looks like..it could quite possibly be one ass cheek with a split down the middle.
November 25th, 2009
I just really have nothing to say to this….
November 25th, 2009
I think someon is taking their state motto a bit too literally. Who are these people? Put some LONG pants on that girl.
November 25th, 2009
What could she possibly be thinking going out in public like this?
November 25th, 2009
Someone is taking her state’s motto a bit too literally. In this case I’d be in favor of Tell don’t Show. No, wait. I just don’t want to know.
November 25th, 2009
” Lips like sugar–sugar kisses “
November 25th, 2009
I live in MO and I’m sooooo glad I didn’t see this!
November 25th, 2009
WHAT A FUCKABLE ASS!!
November 25th, 2009
She could start a bakery with all the rolls on her thighs
November 25th, 2009
That is just fricking sick…At least now I will not have a problem losing weight…I will just think of that.
November 25th, 2009
MMMM…BUM-vagina!!!
November 25th, 2009
What I want to know is how long the photographer tracked his prey and waited until he or she could get that shot. Seriously, that’s some dedication.
November 25th, 2009
and to just think…She could of been in Wal-Mart trying out thongs!!
Sorry, I think I just vomited a little in my mouth!!
November 25th, 2009
In the words of Gob Bluth…..
“C’mon!!!”
November 25th, 2009
It’s nicknamed Misery for a reason…I had no idea there was such a thing as Reverse Camel Toe…and I was happy in my ignorance!!!!!
November 25th, 2009
Yah?? And how many of you sick puppies are cranin’ your necks at your monitor to try and look UNDER that skirt???
November 25th, 2009
Hope the relatives cover the seats with plastic at their home..eeeewwwww
November 25th, 2009
The state is nicknamed Misery for a reason!!!!
November 25th, 2009
Come, come get some’ a’ dis’ cinna’bunn!
November 25th, 2009
Well…the picture was taken in the “Show-Me” state…..I’m just saying….
November 25th, 2009
This is where the term ” Missouri Boat Ride ” came from
November 25th, 2009
I’ve seen too much….TOO MUCH!!!
November 25th, 2009
Because my thighs look like that, I wear pants….
November 25th, 2009
Oh dear lord! My eyes are burning!
November 25th, 2009
Sure glad she shaved for us
November 25th, 2009
I just give thanks there isn’t a string sticking out too, my puke-o-meter is already pegged!
November 25th, 2009
A little bit of vomit just came up.. ugh that is nasty
November 25th, 2009
Ok its bad enough her legs and ass look like cottage cheese, but did she really think that with a skirt that short that panties were not necessary!!! This is one instance where at least a thong would have been a little more appropriate.
November 25th, 2009
GYAAAAH! It BURNS!!!!
November 25th, 2009
Is this even possible? Where’s her ass?
November 25th, 2009
I guess this is what makes Missouri the “Show Me State”!!!
November 25th, 2009
I see London
I see France
Dam…. I WISH I saw her underpants…
November 25th, 2009
For some reason I am excited. I think I hate myself?
November 25th, 2009
I bet you can throw bingo chips there and they would stick.
November 25th, 2009
Is her twat backwards? Sheesh, if her ass looks like a puffy twat I’d hate to see the front…
November 25th, 2009
I refuse to accept the excuse that the price of panties at Wal-mart was too high!
November 25th, 2009
speechless
November 25th, 2009
It looks like she’s trying to flex two heaping piles of mashed potatoes…
November 25th, 2009
OMG Becky look at her BUTT!! Its just so big and wrinkly and out there.
November 25th, 2009
Uh. Speechless.
November 25th, 2009
Why does her butt look like really chubby labia? 0_o
November 25th, 2009
You said ‘avert you eyes’…you warned me…I had to look…I’m going stab myself in the eyeballs with a fork now…
November 25th, 2009
Please, SOMEONE tell me it’s totally PhotoShopped and there aren’t really things like that in the world.
November 25th, 2009
Please, PLEASE for the love of christ let her be wearing flesh-colored underwear.
November 25th, 2009
But she IS wearing a thong! Can’t you tell?
November 25th, 2009
@ DONNA – how do you know she’s NOT wearing a thong? It could be wedgied up there pretty far, and we’d never know.
November 25th, 2009
I need my ice pick to get that image out my head!
Missouri? More like MISERY!
How did she possibly think that outfit with no panties was a good idea?
She should be arrested and charged for Battery or ASSault with a deadly weapon!
November 25th, 2009
Eeeew It’s almost a middle butt!
November 25th, 2009
Hey, I have an idea…..she can borrow the pants that the lady was wearing a few photos back….they should come up high enough to cover that….
November 25th, 2009
Exhibitionist porn, meet exhibitionist reality.
November 25th, 2009
WHY IS SHE DOING THIS TO US? WHY? WHY? OMG!!!!
November 25th, 2009
Hopefully she is looking for some panties in that trunk! EWWW! Great caption!
November 25th, 2009
Is that the Pillsbury “Ho” Girl??
November 25th, 2009
What is really scary, and I dont know if this is worse, is that someone is still hitting that…..
THAT is just repulsive!
November 25th, 2009
I’m going to assume that walmart stopped selling womens underwear in a few states due to an apparent sales slump…
November 25th, 2009
Can someone tell me why is it ALWAYS the fat ass, cottage cheese thigh’s women that think they look cute in these short outfits ? At least wear some underwear lady that covers your who-who !
November 25th, 2009
“I KNOW I PUT IT IN HERE SOMEWHERE??”,…IT’S BEHIND YOU, DEAR…TALK ABOUT ‘JUNK IN THE TRUNK’!!! ONCE AGAIN,EMPLOYEES IN THE DELI AIN’T PACKIN’ THE MEAT ALL THE WAY…SUCH HALF-ASSED WORK….
November 25th, 2009
As a joke, i thought it would be funny to put this as the desktop of my boyfriends computer.
When he got on. He didnt say anything, looked a little closer and said “niiiiiiiice….Is that you?”
i hate my life.
November 25th, 2009
Mom? it that you?
November 25th, 2009
Who knew that cottage cheese went well with back biscuit?? BLAHHHH!!!
November 25th, 2009
somethings can be never unseen
((_/_)) ((_|_)) ((_\_)) <—- bum wiggling
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!
November 25th, 2009
I just turned gay! Yikes!
November 25th, 2009
First off, nasty chicks put some panties on and sloths that fit. And why oh why would anyone take a picture of that? That’s effin grody!
November 25th, 2009
I think I see some private parts?
November 25th, 2009
Is that Obama?????
November 25th, 2009
you would think that will all the low, low prices at walmart, these people could pay for underwear
November 25th, 2009
(Rolling down car window) : “Excuse me ma’am, your ass is melting off…….oh wait…. *gag*”
November 25th, 2009
AT FIRST GLANCE THIS DID LOOK BAD, REEEEAL BAAADDDDD …
BUTT (sic), AT LEAST, THIS FEMALE DID NOT SHIT HER PANTS!!!
November 25th, 2009
I’m supposed to go and make pies for tomorrow. I just now lost not only my appetite, but the will to make my Thanksgiving pies for tomorrow. Damn you, skanky pantyless trailer trash! Damn you to hell!!
November 25th, 2009
Please excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
November 25th, 2009
-Insert bad Victoria’s Secret joke here-
November 25th, 2009
At least its not hairy?
November 25th, 2009
What exactly are we looking at here?
Maybe she sharted and is looking for a clean pair of shorts or something.
November 25th, 2009
I’d hit it.
November 25th, 2009
RE KATHY -
Hmmm …
NOT SURE HERE BUT MAYBE THE FEMALE IN THE PHOTO WAS, ALSO, THINKING PIE!!
HAIR PIE …
FOLKS, I AM SORRY BUT I COULD NOT RESIST THIS, PERHAPS, IMPULSIVE POST!!
HA
November 25th, 2009
Is that a large ass hemeroid?
for real, that could mess things up in the dark.
November 25th, 2009
I’d hit it! Makes me want to drop to my knees and insert tongue! HAHA!
November 25th, 2009
Oh My God. This has to be the POWM 2009 Winner.
Wonder how many posters we could sell?
November 25th, 2009
That’s not that bad…
November 25th, 2009
I have seen Jackets, shorts and shirts that are reversible, but never a woman…
November 25th, 2009
hell I’m getting a half chubb just looking at it, wish i was there to drive it on home
November 25th, 2009
LMAO !!!!!! This is the SHOW ME STATE right…. Still laughing….
November 25th, 2009
LMAO !!!!!! This si the SHOW ME STATE right….. Still laughing….
November 25th, 2009
That’s worse than playing hide n seek with uncle Frank and finding him hiding in a closet naked……. why would she do that to society?
November 25th, 2009
My mom always told me to put fresh undies on every day in case I was ever in an accident. Either her mom never taught her that or she always wants to push the envelope too far.
November 25th, 2009
Hey, I have an idea…..she can borrow the pants that the lady was wearing a few photos back….they should come up high enough to cover that….
November 25th, 2009
RE BONNY -
I AM NOT SO SURE MOTHERS ARE STILL TELLING THEIR CHILDREN TO PUT ON CLEAN UNDERWEAR WHEN THEY LEAVE HOME …
NOT SINCE LITTLE JOHNNY TOLD HIS MOTHER THE FOLLOWING -
MOM, FOR CHRIST SAKE, IF I HAVE AN ACCIDENT I’M GOING TO SHIT MY PANTS, ANYWAY!!!
THERE IS A GREAT DEAL OF VALIDITY TO LITTLE JOHNNY’S RETORT!
November 25th, 2009
My mom always told me to put fresh undies on everyday in case I was ever in an accident. Either this woman was always the rebellious type or she didn’t have a mom that ever told her that.
November 25th, 2009
“…My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…”
November 25th, 2009
wtf!!!!!! too much lard for that girl giuk!
November 25th, 2009
About 95% of the guys would have sex with her and the other 5% is gay.
November 25th, 2009
Here legs looks like 2 flesh colored trash bags fill with cottage cheese
November 25th, 2009
Isn’t there some way this pic can be sent to the offender and all of her family and friends?
*Something* drastic needs to be done about this sort of thing.
More than anything, this site has convinced to never sit on pub(l)ic chairs in Walmart. Ever.
November 25th, 2009
If (and emphasis on the if) she’s wearing a thong or any sort of underwear, I pity the poor bastard that’s going to have to find that buttfloss. It’s gotta be clear up to her lower intestines by now.
I think if you turned her sideways, that little part poking out would look like Homer Simpson’s mouth.
November 25th, 2009
Heck, it’s been so long since I’ve had sex, even she turns me on!
November 25th, 2009
Could be worse…at least she’s not hairy
November 25th, 2009
Anyone else feel a breeze?
November 25th, 2009
Can’t…. get…. image…. out of my…. head….. Memory…. cortex…. scarred…… Need…. chainsaw….
Bleach or Drain-O ain’t gonna erase the memory of seeing THAT — besides, I sure as heck don’t want that to be the last thing I see!!
November 25th, 2009
Damn. You caught me.
November 25th, 2009
Damn! You caught me.
November 25th, 2009
I wouldn’t walk too close behind that on a hot day.
November 25th, 2009
You know you want to lick that ass pussy.
November 25th, 2009
I see London
I see France
This lady’s ass
done eat her underpants
November 25th, 2009
I’m speachless. Might be in a state of shock. My cat isn’t. She jumped off the desk and puked on the floor when she saw this picture. That’s pretty bad coming from an animal that licks their butt(maybe this will make her stop!).
November 25th, 2009
I’m beginning to think that the ONLY time anyone wears underwear to Wal-Mart is when that’s all they’re wearing.
November 25th, 2009
I’m from Missouri, Show Me.
November 25th, 2009
Looks like she got the attention she was after…
November 25th, 2009
Those mudflaps are just crying out for those little reclining silver lady cut-outs!
November 25th, 2009
Which is it?! I’m speechless!!
November 25th, 2009
In the immortal words of Leon Phelps:
“Yeah, well, that is disgustin’!”
November 25th, 2009
Whoa. It all comes together in the middle and looks like a little babies’ butt… just like the butt of the 10 month old baby I take care of. AMAZING!
November 25th, 2009
There is no excuse for that.
I didn’t use to be a germophobe, but I think this site may turn me into one. I may have to grow my own food just so I don’t have to visualize someone like this touching it in the store. Nasty!
November 25th, 2009
Save those corned beef curtains for St. Patrick’s Day!
November 25th, 2009
Well at least its all shaved and slick!
November 25th, 2009
At least its shaved and all smooth!
November 25th, 2009
i think she just farted and it lifting her skirt up
November 25th, 2009
Somebody must love her …Happy Turkey Day All
November 25th, 2009
it look like to me she just farted and its lifting upp her skirt
November 25th, 2009
WHY WHY WHY would you NOT wear panties!?!?! WHY!
November 25th, 2009
to me it looks like she just farted and its lifting up her skirt
November 25th, 2009
i think she just farted and its lifting up her skirt
November 25th, 2009
“Um excuse me mam, but I believe Wal-Mart sells underwear. Please go inside and buy some. There are children in this parking lot!”
WTF????????????????
November 25th, 2009
Just think. She scratches her butt and then touches the handle on her shopping cart. Then YOU get the cart next!! You also get crabs, herpes, cooties, skankies, farticles, god knows what!
November 25th, 2009
Never mind throwing up in my mouth… I’m drowning in my own vomit.
On a different note (though it involves vomit to a certain degree):
With all of the attention given to negative female body image, and its danger in causing disorders such as anorexia and bulimia, I find it disturbing that so little attention is paid to the unnecessarily POSITIVE body image some females (mostly roaming Wal-Marts) seem to have. Please, for the love of all that is good and holy, if it jiggles, cover it up. When you look in the mirror, and you can’t tell if you’ve put your belt on or not, those low-cut, hipster jeans ARE NOT AN OPTION.
I am hardly an Adonis, but I keep my belly and man-boobs TO MYSELF!
November 25th, 2009
AAAAHHHH! Holy fat-pig batman! I think I will never be the same after seeing that..
November 25th, 2009
It looks like Homer Simpson’s mouth is coming out of that… person’s ass.
November 25th, 2009
holly shit
November 25th, 2009
Thanks. Now my eyes are bleeding.
November 25th, 2009
is it me, or does it look like she has a bald vajayjay where her arse should be? yup, that picture will be in your head all day!
November 25th, 2009
Good lord i think she farted and its lifting up her skirt
November 25th, 2009
I think that picture should be cencored with a black bar over her private parts!
November 25th, 2009
is it me or did she just fart and its lifting up her skirt
November 25th, 2009
Is anyone in the mood for some cottage cheese now?
November 25th, 2009
“hows my back pussy??”
November 25th, 2009
i was really honestly excited for Thanksgiving dinner (two days away). Now I am just praying I regain my appetite by Christmas.
November 25th, 2009
Well, Missouri is the “show me” state!
November 25th, 2009
Run,Kids,Run…
November 25th, 2009
I wanna nap
November 25th, 2009
her butt has a butt
November 25th, 2009
HOLY SH*T!! is it possible to be turned on and completely turned off at the same time?
November 25th, 2009
I just keep waiting for a hang to pop out, adult or child… i’m afraid of what will pop out… *shudders*
November 25th, 2009
holly god no
November 25th, 2009
WalMart finally installed parking spaces for bicycles
November 25th, 2009
this is precisely why BBW clothing stores sell skorts instead of miniskirts. So that whatever needs to remain unseen… remains unseen.
November 25th, 2009
*Puke* Thanksgiving has officially been cancelled due to this photo.
November 25th, 2009
Nice car.
November 25th, 2009
Glad I’m not the emergency room doctor.
November 25th, 2009
All I know is I feel sorry for the car seat that’s about to be subjected to that.
November 25th, 2009
@ Gunther ~
Please do not ever leave this site. Please do not ever cease commenting.
You crack my sh*t up on a daily basis, and I suspect you do the same for many others….
Thank you, my friend.
November 25th, 2009
those thighs are are lumpy. it kinda makes me want oatmeal. is that bad?
November 25th, 2009
“It’s Britney, bitch!”
November 25th, 2009
just because it comes in your size, it’s not a green-light to wear it. oh. it’s not in your size? nvm.
November 25th, 2009
OVER HEARD IN THE BATMOBILE -
ROBIN – HOLY CHRIST, BATMAN, IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS??
BATMAN – YES, ROBIN, IT APPEARS THAT THIS LASCIVIOUS WITCH HAS AN EVEN NICER LOOKING DERRIERE THAN YOURSELF!!!
ROBIN – HOLY BUTTOCKS, I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HEAR YOU SAY THAT, BATMAN!!!
BATMAN – DON’T BE CRESTFALLEN, MY YOUNG FELLA …
November 25th, 2009
The most couragious photographer on the planet, he had to stare at that long enough to focus………….I raise a glass in his name.
November 25th, 2009
INSERT COINS
November 25th, 2009
I guess always wondered what a fat persons ass looked like…and now i know…Definitely different than what i imagined…
November 25th, 2009
Puff the magic butt crack lived at WalMart
Don’t know if what comes out of it
Is a queef or a fart
November 25th, 2009
Thank you POWM. I think I have found my new weight loss plan. Makes for a good appetite suppresant.
November 25th, 2009
RE JAGJAG -
BUT I BET HER SIGNIFICANT OTHER LOVES EVERY SQUARE YARD OF THAT ASS!!
HA
November 25th, 2009
Good God! Has that thing had it’s shots?!
November 25th, 2009
Wait I’m confused….are we looking at the front or the back?!……OOOH DAMN..nevermind!
November 25th, 2009
Front butt? I introduce you to…. back front.
November 25th, 2009
Excellent! This is going up on my fridge so anytime I’m dying for something sweet, I can contemplate those two pigs fighting under a blanket.
November 25th, 2009
Thanks, PoW! That pic takes away any regret I might have had about my upcoming suicide!
November 25th, 2009
I was going to go to I hop for the rutti tutti fresh and fruity but now for some reason it Cuntry Kitchen for the Barn Buster!
November 25th, 2009
I WAS EATING YOUSE FUCKS D:
November 25th, 2009
Shortly after this picture was taken, the woman was arrested. The cops found 10 lbs of crack up her skirt!
November 25th, 2009
That is the WORST case of moose knuckle I have ever seen and don’t care to ever see again. EW!
November 25th, 2009
If you look really really close, you might be able to see my G-String.
It’s should up there between the soft, cellulite stuffed, curvaceous folds of my wrinkly ass lips.
November 25th, 2009
I only have one thought, “WHY!?!?”
I hope the photographer was using a zoom lense. It would be dangerous to get too close to the suction that thing must have.
November 25th, 2009
Would someone please tell her that she sat in some cottage cheese!
November 25th, 2009
If you look really really close, you might be able to see my G-String.
It’s should up there between the stretchmark soft, cellulite stuffed, curvaceous folds of my wrinkly ass lips.
November 25th, 2009
DEAR GOD!!!!! Why do I keep looking? Stop it PLEASE!!! I’m cutting my eyes out NOW!!!!
November 25th, 2009
No, no, no, no, NO! Every time I think I;ve seen the worst of the worst on here, it gets WORSE! This, though, has got to be the worse EVER. Hey,
iIsn’t Missouri the state where everyone has a homemade headcheese hanging up outside?
November 25th, 2009
Backdoor beef curtains!
November 25th, 2009
Pass me the bleach! I keep coming back to this pic to see if she has been covered-up & she hasn’t, but I can’t help but check!
November 25th, 2009
I’m ashamed to say I’m from Missouri lol
I see cows like this everyday, unfortunately
November 25th, 2009
Oh yes!!! That’s what I like to see…..oh god!….I just made myself throw up I’m sorry
November 25th, 2009
I cannot believe she wore this skirt w/out any underclothes.
Someone, somewhere, must have told her that she was hott and this is the result.
November 25th, 2009
I’m still trying to figure out if that’s her ass?
November 25th, 2009
I just have one burning question I need answered in the worst kind of way.
How do these white chicks get all fat, but still manage to not have an ass? And why aren’t they aware of how lumpy and deflated that worn out crap looks?
November 25th, 2009
I AM UNSURE, WOULD THIS PHOTOGRAPH LOOK BETTER OR WORSE IF THIS “LAIDIE” WAS USING A NOT SO SANITARY NAPKIN OR HAD SOME CHARMIN HANGING FROM BETWEEN THOSE BUTTOCKS??
WHERE ARE THOSE GOD DAMN GOOFY BEARS WHEN THEY ARE NEEDED??
JUST CURIOUS … HA
November 25th, 2009
Just imagine if she cut the cheese as the picture was shot, there would have been a tremolous flapping. I surprised the camera survived! How do I get this visual out ‘a my head! AHHHH!!!!!
November 25th, 2009
Let us not forget: Missouri IS the “Show Me” state!!!
ln this case, please forget that I even remembered that…
November 25th, 2009
Lady, your trunk called. It said “keep the junk.”
November 25th, 2009
my favorite pic yet!
Missouri pork ftw
November 25th, 2009
Oh… dear…
/dead
November 25th, 2009
Some women absolutely MUST wear panties as to avoid conflicts with men with cottage cheese fetishes.
November 25th, 2009
Looks like a Vagianus… shudder.
November 25th, 2009
[finishing verse]….so don’t go around tonight,
cause it’s bound to take your life,
theerrrs a string hangin’ from her pie
November 25th, 2009
I think she’s focusing too much on the wrong “truck” in this picture. Clearly she doesn’t see how much “junk” she already has in her own.
November 25th, 2009
Vulvass?
November 25th, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? A BACK TWAT?????
November 25th, 2009
looks like to me she just farted and its blowing up her skirt
November 25th, 2009
I didn’t get any gravy with that french dip.
November 25th, 2009
JayJay – Nope. Not even CLOSE to being like the “freakos who put hidden cameras in their shoes and take pictures up girls dresses”
This shot was taken from torso level, not from the ground lookin’ up. This is absolutely a case of “it-was-there-for-all-to-see”. Unfortunately for everyone who was there. :-p
November 25th, 2009
I feel terrible for that unsuspecting seat that she is gonna destroy.
November 25th, 2009
Maybe just maybe she wore a thong but her reverse camel toe had Athletes Foot and all the fungus from it disintegrated the thong and turned it into nothing, or maybe it was this : with all the cottage cheese in her thighs, she was getting ready for lunch and just needed the meat for her split loaf???? Either way I will now miss this site deeply as I have been blinded and had to have my niece type this up for me….so sad to not be able to see the POW anymore
November 25th, 2009
yes avert your eyes!..wait too late! i looked and regret doing so.now i have no appetite.
November 25th, 2009
Ha ha ha ha ah ahahaha ha ha ha ha ahhhhh.
November 25th, 2009
I shuddered so hard I think my liver shook
November 25th, 2009
A butt vagina? What the hell is that thing?
November 25th, 2009
Missouri- the show me state.
They sure as hell did not mean show THAT!
November 25th, 2009
I’d hit that…
November 25th, 2009
Yummy, giant cheese filled corndogs. Oh wait, that’s a woman. BARF
November 25th, 2009
*SHUDDERS*, And her undies are wedged far up that thing.
November 25th, 2009
She got a hungry Butt—–It ATE her underwear!
November 25th, 2009
Why is her kitty kat all shaved and in the back? Does she have two of them?
November 25th, 2009
hey,,,,,i’d take some of that,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
November 25th, 2009
a direct quote from my husband: “it looks like a pair of moose lips hanging out of her skirt.”
*gag*
November 25th, 2009
I feel sorry for the car seat having to deal with such abuse
November 25th, 2009
After all I do to make sure my kids watch nice, wholesome movies…and then we stop at Wal-Mart.
November 25th, 2009
FREAKING DISGUISTINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
November 25th, 2009
INSERT COINS !!!
November 25th, 2009
Awwww..I just threw up in my mouth
November 25th, 2009
hey thats my girlfriend
November 25th, 2009
I sincerely hope that the person who took the picture, then asked her to be more careful about bending over, lest she find herself in cuffs for indecent exposure.
November 25th, 2009
Seeing all these Wal-Creatures reminds me why I never became a nurse.
November 25th, 2009
My eyes, MY EEYYYESSSS!!!! AGHHHLGHH!
November 25th, 2009
Nice snass!!!
November 25th, 2009
An ass virgina
November 25th, 2009
Please ladies…you have to know whether skinny, fat or somewhere in between we really don’t look like this when we bend over. Check yourselves out! This is some abracadabra photoshop work going on here.
November 25th, 2009
“What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?”
Freakin run away is what I’m gon’ to do!
November 25th, 2009
that was mean. yuck! yuck!
November 25th, 2009
I DON’T UNDERSTAND! FAT + MINISKIRT + NO UNDERWEAR + BENDING OVER???? WHY????
November 25th, 2009
Judging by the quality of the pic, I’d say this was taken by a decent camera, and not a camera phone.
November 25th, 2009
ahhh what?
November 25th, 2009
She must be on drugs, not own a mirror, or both.
November 25th, 2009
Someone needs to kick her fat assgina into the trunk of that car and drive it into a river.
November 25th, 2009
Her thighs look like cottage cheese that someone threw up on a hot sidewalk.
November 25th, 2009
Is this chick the same as the one with boobs on her back? Think of the porno possibilities…
November 25th, 2009
Someone needs to kick her fat assgina into the trunk of that car and drive it into a river. Full speed.
November 25th, 2009
God I bet when her guy goes for anal he has to roll her her over a few times to make sure he has the right side. Man I have never seen an ass pussy before, that is some scary shit.
November 25th, 2009
sorry but all women now have to wear burquas to protect the public from seeing this ever again
November 25th, 2009
i just threw up my thanksgiving turkey…whoever took this picture owes me a new one
November 25th, 2009
Thank God she shaved that thing or people would thik she sat on a shiz-tsu.
November 25th, 2009
No wonder there’s so many diseases! I hope she didn’t go to a fast food place, or some where in public and sat down anywhere! That’s just NASTY!
DISTURBING!
November 25th, 2009
LMAO,,, UNREAL how some people havent got a clue how BAD they look
November 25th, 2009
can’t be!!!!!! I don’t want to look but my eyes keep going there!!! Help me please!
November 25th, 2009
Someone’s procrastinating on her sewing project. Perhaps because she hasn’t got enough fabric yet.
November 25th, 2009
Am glad I don’t have to do Paps on both of those!
November 25th, 2009
Please – just poke my eyes out……ughhhh
November 25th, 2009
No……what the heck is that……please, gouge my eyes out….
November 25th, 2009
Looking at something as disturbing as this almost makes me wish to be blind… almost, cuz now i can’t stop lmao…
November 25th, 2009
What is wrong with these people? Are they on drugs? I hope some of it is posed. Are there that many morons out there?
November 25th, 2009
t’s hard for me to laugh and puke at the same time, all while trying to poke my eyes with a sharp pencil… So disturbing…
November 25th, 2009
I can’t tell if the ass is half-full or half-empty. Then again, do I really want to find out?
November 25th, 2009
If only I could go back in time before this. Ugh people…..please cover up!
November 25th, 2009
Destiny: It’s a BWAT. A back twat…
November 25th, 2009
All she needs is brown stains on the white skirt……sick!
November 25th, 2009
All she needs is brown stains on the white skirt…..
November 25th, 2009
Hey. Take the top off of girl with boobs on her back and place it on the bottom half of this freak and you can have a two for one special.
November 25th, 2009
Hum…I think if your skirt is barely two inches longer than your shirt, you should probably notice something’s not right…
November 25th, 2009
Those are the most cellulite-ridden thighs I have seen in a long time. And that ass-twat is just very odd looking. Sweet Jesus, why, why, why?
November 25th, 2009
is there any way to unsee something. i have to go pour bleach in my eyes now. THANKS
November 25th, 2009
Whats scary is to think that someone out there is probably a bit turned on by this!!!
November 25th, 2009
Anyone got any gravy for ‘dem biscuits?
November 25th, 2009
the horror! ug, is that a tan line i see? *cringe*
November 25th, 2009
This pic is the cure for obesity.
November 25th, 2009
Can you feel the BREEZE… man that gross…
November 25th, 2009
your caption is right on..its like a train wreck..you cant look away cause you know its gonna be gross..what a sick society we are..gotta love us though…
November 25th, 2009
Please ladies…whether you are fat, skinny or somewhere in the middle you know we don’t look like that when we are bent over. Seriously, I challenge you to take a look in the mirror yourselves. This is obviously some abracadabra photoshop work or else this woman has a different anatomy than other women and should consult her doctor immediately.
That being said, please dear woman drink some water once and a while and use a loofah sponge and maybe you will reduce the cottage cheese effect.
November 25th, 2009
I guess since she can’t afford to buy panties she can’t afford a mirror
November 25th, 2009
new moon?
November 26th, 2009
OMG The person who took this is incredible, hands so steady…..shoulda been a BRAIN surgeon instead of a photographer! This should win the award! A science first’ BACKWARD CAMEL TOE” Hell it ain’t a toe its a rhino lip!
November 26th, 2009
it’s like a car wreck. you don’t want to look but you can’t stop staring
November 26th, 2009
DEAR GOD WHY?!?!?!?!?!?! my eyes! make it stop! i just went blind but i can still feel that thing STARING at me!
November 26th, 2009
OH GOD WHY!?!?!?!?! ive gone blind,but i can still feel it STARING at me!!
November 26th, 2009