Ever wonder where the expression ‘colder than a witch’s tit’ comes from?
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someone please direct this lady over to the “intimates” section of walmart and show her where the bras are. THANK YOU.
November 26th, 2009
Thank You PoWM for wrecking my appetite on Thanksgiving.
She thinks she’s sexy.
I think we’ve finally found where Saddam has been hiding the WMDs…
When the “burn the bra” thing happened in the 60′s, I don’t think this was what they had in mind. GAK !
Walmart must have a massive AC bill. That skank is cold!!
omg that looks like my old band teacher!!
how low can they go?
U would look that miserable too if u had to carry those tatas around.
Good thing those bad boys have a belly to rest on. God only knows where they’d gravitate to otherwise! Eek!
To paraphrase the previous caption:
“WINTER BOOBIES” ?
She didn’t have time to put on a bra, She was too busy doing her hair!!
And suddenly, all need for caffeine this morning – gone!
That should be illegal…indescent exposure…
Soon the cashiers will be wearing safety goggles. Those things could poke an eye out.
if she’s not careful, those yams are going slide right off the plate!
Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble too and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Can you put them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Damn, no wonder Europe hates us. We got people running around Wal-Mart like its Woodstock.
Oh good lord, someone please buy her a bra for Christmas
Now them is some serious titties
Do your titties hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?!!
Now them is some serious tities
in my house we say ‘her highbeams are on!’
LUIC (laughing until I cry)
she needs an over the shoulder boulder holder
To paraphrase from the previous caption:
The boobs may be saggy but the nipples are still pointing forward, so i’d say it’s not as bad as it COULD be.
I know those are titties to be proud of but damn put a bra on.
Breakfast tasted much better going down!
You’ll put your eye out!
give the woman a break.. at least she had a fat gut to hold them up.
think what it would look like if she was skinny with those.honkers
she would have to duct tape those things up!!!!
And for this I AM NOT THANKFUL on this day of thanksgiving. Please God burn away the afterimage that is seared to my brain and shows itself every time I close my eyes.
MAY I SUGGEST ‘VICTORIA’S SECRETS’?………..
That one keeps peering into my soul…
” can u move them over a lil bit i cant sign my name.”
Sings “do your tits hang low, can you tie them in a bow….”
I wish I had seen this after gorging on turkey, so I can explain what I just saw as a hallucination caused by my tryptophan induced turkey coma.
Man the torpedoes. Prepare to fire
Looks like her Thanksgiving turkeys are done!
I think that I’ll click back to the “Winter Booties” picture
One word: NASTY
I’m reminded of a line from a Jeff Foxworthy bit: A tank top is not an acceptable substitute for a bra.
Arnold Jaipur India
Talk about “torpedo” tits!
And shes not even in the frozen foods! lol
Hey now guys, in Ky, this woman is considered a 10.
Why bother putting that tiny black bar across her eyes?! Like her EYES are really the thing that’s going to give her away?!?
from the burn lines she lives in tank tops. Guess that’s why she looks so happy
I could of guessed
What an absolute slob ! Not only no bra, big floppy tits, but a dirty, stained shirt ….gheesh ! Ever look in the mirror before going out of the house ?
This is just one of those times you wish the interwebz didn’t exist, and you didn’t have this unhealthy urge to contemplate all the ‘beauty’ it can bring you…
OMG! That is just wrong! She knows she’s got tits that make people puke yet she insists on not wearing a damned bra. Her husband is probably thankful he has a place to hang his keys no matter where they may go. But for Christ’s sake, turn OFF the air conditioning, PLEASE?
students todays lesson is G-R-A-V-I-T-Y….
now lets take a look at today’s subject…
she is classified as ” biggisttittitioiusdroopiness”….
which is latin for big droopy tits
Lets Stuff her and feed her to the homeless!!Happy Turkey Day Everyone.
Mrs. Otto Titsling
This Thanksgiving I am thankful I have a brassiere. But sorry I had to see that! *Eye bleach STAT!*
Hey! It’s Britney in 20 years!
i just threw up
As a 3.5 year Victoria’s secret employee I thought I’ve seen it all…..I was wrong soo sooo wrong
Stupid look, fat gut and floppy tits…we’ve hit the trifecta at Walmart!
It’s my old girlfriend!
Would that be called “goobs”?
NOT OK. NOT AT ALL OK! SHIT!
That things allowed out during the day???
I’m truly scarred for life!
When asked if I want a turkey leg, breast or thigh this Thanksgiving, I think breast will be skipped over after seeing this image.
do your boobs hang low? do they waggle to and fro? can you tie em in a knot can you tie em in a bow? can you throw em over your shoulder like a continental soldier? do your boobs hang low?
Uh, Ma’am…we’re gonna need those hams back.
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
If it weren’t for the stomach stopping that rack I shudder to think how much worse this scene could be.
I can only imagine the types of pictures that are going to be posted thanks to tomorrow’s rock bottom deals…
If it’s that cold, put on a sweater.
WOW she could swing those babies across her shoulders and out of her way !
Now, try to picture her in the outfit from the “winter booties” picture. Happy Thanksgiving.
Titty- titty bang- bang….
HAWT: (H)orrible, (A)wful, (W)TF?, *(T)hrow-up*
she wins the wal*mart award for : most gravity damage
o.O… I just burned my eyes over again till i couldnt see that picture
Dang girl, check out those boobies. This will be a crude one but I just have to go there… without that “gunt” to hold ‘em up, she’d be wearin’ a “bunt”.
Gravity: It’s not just a good idea, it the LAW.
Even her boobies are trying to run away from her.
more than a handful is a privil………… on second thoughts NOOOOOOOOO!
I can never eat pancakes again…
lol i dont think walmart sells a bra for boobs that big. i cant find a size for me and those are ALOT bigger
DO YOUR BOOBS HANG LOW DO THEY WOBBLE TO AND FRO CAN YOU TIE THEM IN A KNOTT CAN YOU TIME THEM IN A BOW…AH FORGET THE SONG DAMN LADY THATS NASTY. Guess where she puts her kids on time out.
LANDSLIDE!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Is it cold or are you happy to see me??
They are real—-real long!!!!!!!!!!!! Would you hit it?
She needs a slipknot on top of her head to lift them puppies up.
TARGET GOOD, WALMART BAD!!!
laughing at pitiful, semi-retarded people is SO much fun!
She’s probably a retired Hooters waitress from Louisville…
They do make bras in her size. Somebody should tell her.
Your boobs should not be lower than your belly button!
couldn’t you have put the tiny black bar over the nips instead of eyes. It’s not like it helps her kids friends not recognize her anyway. prepare for taunting!
Id do her!!!!!!
No bra could fix those flap jacks !
You’ll shoot your eye out !
So that is what they mean by “no visible means of support”
That looks like my girlfriends mom
I’ve seen her before. She works at Hooters, right?
Even if she found a bra her size I doubt she could get it on without a team effort. Now could someone pass the eye bleach, I’m ready to throw up the turkey.
if it were not for the bulging stomach her boobies would reach her knees. If she runs she’ll give herself a black eye.
is there enough jack daniels to make that look attrctive
Thats hot. Im gonna go tug now.
I know there is NOT enough Viagra to make this work!!!
If I had to look at those things hanging from me in the mirror every day, I would just have them lopped off.
To David 102
Correction : The whole world not only Europe . Lucky not everybody around the globe has acess to the net . many still think that USA citizens are super heros . Idno’t know who built this superpower. sure not PoWM.
Her nipples is staring at me
I AM BLIND!
All she needs is a baby orangatang swinging from one of those things to complete the look. Can I get a Hell to the NO!
who ever said this was wat ppl are tlk n bout women bn a 10 plz more like a -infintiy. jus bc we b in kentucky dont mean u got to show it. plz cover them puppies up
Personally, I think this is “instant karma” getting us for making fun of Winter Booties
Too bad that censor strip is covering only her eyes…I can think of a much better place. *shudder*
surfin' for nuthin'
Don’t think I’ve ever been THAT tired that I left the house without a bra. Get some rest sweetheart. We’ll all feel refreshed!
That is just nasty! At what point did she just give up and lose the last shred of dignity that she had left?
Baby Got Back
I think she has a belly button between her nipples.
While some of these photos are really funny/bizarre i don’t understand why so many of them are, like this one, just a picture of a person who’s fat or unattractive. Is it really that funny or out of this world to see? Kind of sad.
WOAH!! Holster those weapons lady.
I don’t even consider a person like this human.
do your boobs hang low? can you tie em in a knot? can you tie em in a bow? do your boobs hang low?
Maybe she is a professional glass cutter?
Those are so low they could pass as knee caps.
omfg if you cant afford one go steal a damn bra out of the Salvation Army outside drop off for god sake!!!!!!!!!!
woohoo, looks a little nippley for a tank top!
You, fair lady in the picture, might want to take a lesson from this little observation – no one yet has said they would ” hit it”. Get a clue, clean yourself up. Stop living like some modern day cave woman.
Could someone direct her over to the automotive department where they have jacks and hoists?
don’t laugh. i did her once. but i was drunk.
Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie ‘em in a knot, can you tie ‘em in a bow? Can you throw them o’er your shoulder like a Continental soldier, do your boobs hang low?
After seeing her, I feel beautiful =)
I don’t think life has been especially kind to her.
A shame, really: look at her profile under the black bar, she was probably a very attractive woman at one time in an earthy “Janis Joplin at her best” sort of way with strong, clear features, large eyes and high cheekbones. Too bad she let herself go to seed: smoking, booze, poor nutrition, too many babies, and a hard life will do that to a woman – she’s probably not as old as she looks!!
November 27th, 2009
wooo look at that!!!
Well now that’s attractive.
do your boobs hang low? do they wobble to and fro? can you tie them in a knot? can you tie them in a bow? can you throw them over your shoulder?
can you please get them a holder? ’cause your boobs, hang, low!
she was prolly a cute little toddler at one time too…..
This is a typical Kentuckian ,believe it or not. Looks like a real hiil jack. Bet she chews tobacco too.
Its sad really. Her boobs used to be best friends, now they just don’t hang together anymore.
I just got so scared, I called my mom to calm me down.
I like how her face sags as much as her boobs. Poor thing must have a pretty rotten life, what with her hillbilly kids huffing and the latest drunk scum guy she let sleep on the couch on the front porch stealing all her Oxycontin……
help i’ve fallen and i cant get up
As dreadful as this is, I am grateful that she is a woman. There are some local men that need brassieres worse than she does.
Mom is that you ? *gasps* IT IS YOU !! Woohooooo Mom is famous…(does a little jig)
I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Those are some small nips for such a large woman!
normally people would refer to boobs as high beams, however in this case, those would definitely be catoragized in the WICKED low beams!
How do boobs even get to be that shape????
Wal mart sells mirrors, why don’t these people buy one and use it?
If your boobs hang this low, please wear a bra or at the very least tuck those suckers into the waist of your pants!
I would so hit that
I am ashamed to come from the same state as her! Really lady it is Kentucky, and judging by the clothes in the background it has started to get cold. Where I am from if you are going to leave your house this time of year wear a bra and a jacket to cover the rest!
she needs a shower, a bra,and a good workout plan
“Excuse me, I’m looking for a new bra. Do you have a 38 long in stock?”
Careful so you don’t trip!
she prob has on a bra…but its not helping her any. I live in TN and i see this ALOT lol..its bad.
You can buy a cheap $5.00 bra at Walmart, I did say cheap, but it would still do better than what we’re seeing
Walmart sucks cock,they say on their website that they give back to their community,but they just take our money!
November 28th, 2009
We’ve been wondering where E.T. has been. Let him out crazy lady!
Seriously. Has it come to this? Civilized society never seemed so far from the ideal!
That’s what you call BEAVER TAILS. Think of how they flap when she walks.
she has the biggest pair of monkey thumbs i have ver seen in my life. do they make bras for just the nipple lol
Okay first of all, your fat. Second of all your ugly. And third of all, your boobs are huge my dog can fit in between them!!
Why is everyone so mean? I’m sure at one point during her mother’s second or third trimester she was cute.
November 29th, 2009
WTF buy a mirror or better yet buy a bra people do not want to see that.
She should at least tuck em into her waistband.
this isn’t too out of the ordinary, its a norm to go to my local Walmart and see multiple women sporting the no-bra look.. might i add.. never attractive women.
After a long day of breeding fighting dogs under her trailer, a trip down into town was in order.
A Wal Mart in Kentucky…..what did you think you would see there, a convention of mathematicians?
This is why people hate gravity.
Say all you want about them knee bewbs, but she can back a coal truck up a steep hill while loading a shotgun and opening a bottle of Old Crow.
I would say her high beams are on but clearly, they are LOW LOW LOW LOW BEAMS!
Outside of the obvious gravitational pull….I am pretty sure that shirt what white when she first started wearing it, if you look her tan lines are in the shape of that exact shirt!
Shopping List: Bra, bra, laundry detergent, hair brush, brain.
November 30th, 2009
I know that Kathleen Turner looked pretty rough the last time I seen her, but I for one didn’t expect this!!!
By the looks it’s bubba momma in WV. Hanging down rom to much suckling!
After a lifetime of trying, she has achieved the National Geographic look. As a child, she adored the tribeswomen featured in the NatGeo fold-outs, and was inspired to make sure that health, nutrition, and exercise didn’t get in the way of her goals.
The upside is that she probably makes it through the security line at the airport without being frisked.
Hmmm, Are sure those are boobs or her knee caps??????
I’d hit it…….
Dressing 101 from someone who knows
If you have droupy boobs never, ever go out in public without a bra I don’t care if you’re wearing a tank top and the straps show.
a) it’s unslightly (duh)
b) it hurts to jog let alone run (seriously think about a couple pound weights hitting your chest repeatedly)
c) wal-mart has a pretty good booby-holder department for plus sizes
d) that type of tank there is no excuse the straps are large enough
e) worried the straps will show duck tape is a girl’s best friend
f) if you have a few extra bucks you can always spirge and go for a tank with boob support.
December 1st, 2009
I think she wears about a 46 long.
That’s my favorite caption ever. Colder than a witches tit… lmao
OMG put a bra on!
How do boobs even get to be that shape????”
>This is the natural state of a woman. All those models and celebrities and porn stars you see with their giant boobs that are way up by their shoulders? Yeah. Those are fake. Maybe not entirely fake, but they’ve had work done.
Women with smaller chests don’t have the issue of gravity. So many models and celebrities simply stay emaciated to keep their perky breasts up.
And as for all of those “hotties” you see in real life, Victoria’s Secret has some seriously magical bras… if you’re willing to pay the price for them: At least $50, and a reasonable amount of discomfort in your chest, shoulders, back area. Those things will get pretty heavy.
Leave this woman alone. Had some jackass not posted this picture to this deplorable website, none of you would even know of her existence.
Stop hating on those less fortunate than yourselves, and go back to watching mind numbing reality shows where everybody dresses according to your standards.
December 2nd, 2009
dude wtf ? its called a damn bra , you should get onee(:
woo! go Kentucky! haha.
i sware i think i’ve seen this lady around here..
December 3rd, 2009
That sure is a TANK TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy Crap, I live in that state and I do believe I was in that store and almost took a picture of this lovely thing..someone beat me to it. Darn!! I’m ashamed to say not all of us look that way here, there are a lot of us that take pride in our appearance, apparently she isn’t one of them, I apologize for my state.
MAN would somebody please introduce this woman to the special these sizes fit your breat size. This woman looks like she is about to loose her bra if she even has one on!!!! Lordy what people wear to walmart!!!! This woman should know you go to Walmart to buy stuff not try to sell your body- she almost looks like a hooker.
December 4th, 2009
She’s gone from a 36C to a 44 Long.
Think, without that gut those funbags would hang even lower. Where would they end?
Thanks a lot PoWM I used to love big nipples!
December 6th, 2009
all of a sudden, i have an overwhelming desire for a glass of milk!
December 13th, 2009
I live in Kentucky, and I think I know her….
July 26th, 2011
she could give me all the hickies she wanted
August 15th, 2011
Okay, I was wrong….everybody in Fulton, KY, is a freakin” I-dot.
December 26th, 2011