November 28th, 2009
Welcome To Medieval Times!

I can’t tell if this guy is a carpenter, a lumberjack, a biker, or an old English knight. Whatever he is, those boots are a rockin’!
Oklahoma
Welcome To Medieval Times!,
I can’t tell if this guy is a carpenter, a lumberjack, a biker, or an old English knight. Whatever he is, those boots are a rockin’!
Oklahoma
Welcome To Medieval Times!,
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What ever he is I would not mess with him!
November 28th, 2009
………….wow………….that’s a very fuzzy shirt he’s wearing…
November 28th, 2009
dude, that guy is fucking hot.
November 28th, 2009
Easy Rider… on horse back.
November 28th, 2009
I’m still trying to figure out what kind of “pants” he’s wearing. In the front it looks like he’s “open for business”.
November 28th, 2009
With the way he is standing I wonder if those are assless chaps
November 28th, 2009
oh look, it’s Sir Shopsalot!
November 28th, 2009
Ooohh!
I can just piciture this masculine hunk getting down and dirty with the pretty Mayflower Power boy.
I would pay to see that!
November 28th, 2009
Omg those boots…Where did you get them?
November 28th, 2009
Hey come on now him and his boyfriend both think he looks hot and that’s all that counts Ain’t that right princess.
November 28th, 2009
I don’t know but I would eat his man-hole out for the fun of it-Yum-YUM!
November 28th, 2009
you look just fine to me sir!
November 28th, 2009
WHITE POWER!!!!
November 28th, 2009
he probably come from work!! so mean lol
November 28th, 2009
yeah I’ll just throw on a rave vest over this blue shirt with these chaps and snakeskin boots, yeah that matches. oh I should throw on some skull patches and words on my chaps to let people know i’m not a homo. Those sequins / blue lights on the shirt really tops this one. is this cool or what?
November 28th, 2009
I think I’m in love.
November 28th, 2009
I bet he climbs telephone polls or something.
November 28th, 2009
those are leg chaps the style bikers wear. I know I have a black pair like them. I would say he is a biker and ol skool at that.
November 28th, 2009
oh, crap. i think it’s Jesus. we’re screwed….
November 28th, 2009
“Yes I’m looking for tire repair kits for my Harley and trailer tires”…
November 28th, 2009
Pretty sure this dude fought Mad Max in the Thunderdome and WON…Badass! LOL
November 28th, 2009
That stance is a sure sign those chaps may be a touch too tight or at least in need of adjusting.
November 28th, 2009
Now Y.M.C.A. is stuck in my head.
November 28th, 2009
Hey, I think he’s kinda sexy, in a dirty, raw, animal kind of way.
November 28th, 2009
I’m pretty sure this dude fought Mad Max in the Thunderdome and WON! Badass! LOL
November 28th, 2009
Those are leg chaps like the bikers wear. I know I have a black pair. I would say he is a biker and ol skool at that. I know I wouldn’t be making fun of his clothes might get hurt. LOL
November 28th, 2009
Is he actually wearing a CODPIECE?
November 28th, 2009
I’ll bet he’s on his way to a “joust” with his boyfriend.
November 28th, 2009
Probably buying White sheets!!!!!
November 28th, 2009
Where dost thou keepeth thine Pabst Blue Ribbon?
November 28th, 2009
i just thought of the fellowship of the ring when i saw this pic
November 28th, 2009
When we run out of gas and water – I’m hanging with this guy. I’m pretty sure he would be handy to have around the Thunderdome.
November 28th, 2009
I think maybe he just can’t decide which one of the Village People he wants to be.
November 28th, 2009
Hey, this guy is just a freshly released convict, who has paid his debt to society, and is stocking up on pillows, and other household stuff for his new digs. The one room walk up above the drug store, but there is no one to hear the screams from the late night company he keeps. The clothes were left in the closet by the last tenent, and they look a lot better than prison stripes at Wal Mart.
November 28th, 2009
is that the new Highlander??
November 28th, 2009
Im Leaving my husband for this man!Thanks PoWM!
November 28th, 2009
I want him to break into a chorus of YMCA.
November 28th, 2009
Mad max!
November 28th, 2009
I think he is funny sexy NOT……..kinda creepy actually
November 28th, 2009
Reminds me of Mel Gibson in the Roadwarrior/Thunderdome movies….
November 28th, 2009
In Greece he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Sir Ulllrrrich von Lichtenstein!
November 28th, 2009
The black sweater kind of clashes with the rest of the outfit, but I guess even medieval knights get cold!
November 28th, 2009
…ANOTHER ‘TRENDSETTER’ BROUGHT TO BY THE EVER POPULAR WALMART SUPERCENTER…I THINK THIS WILL CATCH ON!!…YOU GOTTA LOVE THE BOOTS,ALTHOUGH THEY SEEM A LITTLE DRAB FOR THE OUTFIT……
November 28th, 2009
I must be ovulating “that’s hot” hahaha
November 28th, 2009
Badass WalCreature! Next to the King of Pimps, I think he’s my favorite.
November 28th, 2009
I must be ovulating…that’s hot hahaha
November 28th, 2009
ANUS POWEEERRRRR!
November 28th, 2009
Hey now, I think he’s looks good! Though I think he could get rid of the patches on the chaps and look a little more coordinated.
November 28th, 2009
Come back here, so that I may brain thee!
November 28th, 2009
I think I used to date that guy! Or maybe he has a twin?
November 28th, 2009
I now knight you “Sir Sav-A-Lot”…
November 28th, 2009
i’m also thinking blackmsith is a decent option what with the addition of those gloves.
the giraffe boots really are a nice touch, though.
November 28th, 2009
I saw him at the Stonehenge exhibit!
November 28th, 2009
he’s got “the Kavorka”…..
November 28th, 2009
Wow, lucky roll. I do believe that’s a 4 strength 4 stam studded leather armor. His D&D buddies are gonna be so jealous.
November 28th, 2009
Hence why Walmart should have a moat outside to keep the black knight at bay.
November 28th, 2009
Surely you jest !
November 28th, 2009
I wonder if he’s single? He looks like he’d sweep a maiden off her feet, just in time to rescue her from the gaping maw of a hungry dragon.
November 28th, 2009
Gay Mad Max
November 28th, 2009
I wonder if he’s single? He looks like he’d sweep a maiden off her feet, just in time to save her from the gaping maw of a hungry dragon.
November 28th, 2009
Is he wearing Giraffe skin boots?
November 28th, 2009
How many boots can you make from a Giraffe anyway?
November 28th, 2009
Get your motor runnin’,head out on the highway!!!
November 28th, 2009
The boots are clashing a whee bit with the chaps. But other than that oddly yummy.
November 28th, 2009
Where is the LARPer specialty aisle?
November 28th, 2009
maybe a viking.
November 28th, 2009
Hope he didn’t see the dude take his picture – if he did the photographer is probably wearing his ass for a hat.
November 28th, 2009
I wonder if he’s single? He looks like he’d sweep a maiden off her feet, just in time to save her from the gaping maw of a hungry dragon.
This one should be tagged “Walmart Dating”.
November 28th, 2009
He must be a truck driver!
November 28th, 2009
Compared to Yellow Hotpants and Suspenders person, this fellow seems positively mainstream Man on the Street.
I suspect that he is a biker of some kind, the chaps might well be more for keeping the legs warm than anything else.
Or… he might be a member of the Society for Creative Anachronism, an international organization that researches and recreates the Middle Ages, much in the same fashion as U.S. Civil War recreators/reenactors.
Really, he barely makes the cut for inclusion as a Walcreature, imo.
November 28th, 2009
They look like giraffe skin boots.
November 28th, 2009
Giraffe boots?? Leopard? What are they?
November 28th, 2009
:shouts: There can be only one………
November 28th, 2009
Those boots were made for walkin….
November 28th, 2009
He is by far the coolest dude I have ever seen on POWM. I am blow away from his sheer awesomeness! Some serious thought went into that outfit and he ROCKS!!!!!
I’m trying to figure out if he is a biker or a Ren Fair participant. Maybe both!!!!
Or maybe he has been magically transported out of someones World of Warcraft game. Can anyone say Human Paladin?
November 28th, 2009
Prison tat on his neck, white power patch on his slacks. Is that a codpiece or a sporran? A Pi symbol from his belt… All that symbolism. My brain is going to explode.
November 28th, 2009
He’s hot!
November 28th, 2009
I wonder if he’s single? He looks like he’d sweep a maiden off her feet, just in time to save her from the gaping maw of a hungry dragon.
This picture should be tagged “WalMart Dating”!
November 28th, 2009
The chaps are just chaps, and the patches indicate motorcycling. That’s just safety equipment.
It’s all good until you reach the odd tunic-vest over a black… sweatshirt? Sweater? Is that some sort of scale mail? I’m just mystified.
November 28th, 2009
I’d go Gay for this guy! Smokin’ hot..
November 28th, 2009
I wonder if he’s single? He looks like he’d sweep a maiden off her feet, just in time to save her from the gaping maw of a hungry dragon.
This picture should be tagged “WalMart Dating.”
November 28th, 2009
Depending when this photo was taken he probably works at one of the Oklahoma Renaissance Festivals which occur in March-October with one in January.
November 28th, 2009
His face doesn’t even look real. I think he’s some sort of World of Warcraft character.
November 28th, 2009
His ball and chain is waiting in the chariot outside.
November 28th, 2009
Until that day, you will remain the Falcon, and I will be The Falconer!
November 28th, 2009
I would not f*ck with him.
November 28th, 2009
Regardless of what he is, I wouldn’t mess with him.
November 28th, 2009
He is simply dressed in “Steampunk” garb…look it up.
It is FREAKIN” AWESOME!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steampunk
November 28th, 2009
This picture should be tagged ‘WalMart Dating.’ Many a fair maiden would swoon over this handsome knight!
November 28th, 2009
that’s like a Highlander/Jack Hannah/Willie Nelson/Hell’s Angel/Village person/…… I can do this until I fall asleep
November 28th, 2009
This would be considered “date attire” in Roswell NM.
November 28th, 2009
beauty is in the eye’s of the,,,,,,,,,, looker’s.like us,,,,wtf is he ???
November 28th, 2009
His outfit is odd, but that guy is HOT
November 28th, 2009
he’s wearing chaps, he doesn’t have a ‘codpiece’ and I was thinking he looked kinda hot……till I got to the boots.. jeez-a-lou what’s he thinking?
November 28th, 2009
Well, I don’t know about the rest of you but that looks like a real man to me. I am impressed!
November 28th, 2009
He looks like Jeff Bridges.
November 28th, 2009
I was leaning more towards futuristic cowboy /regular person from Star Wars/Firefly type. He could be midevail as well. He doesn’t look to bad though, definitely one of the better looking one on here.
November 28th, 2009
to whoever took the picture, congratulations for not getting killed!
November 28th, 2009
Sir Lancelot and the Hell’s Angels had a love-child and strangely enough, it feels right
November 28th, 2009
“Seriously dude, get on the friggin’ horse. I don’t think he’s kidding.”
November 28th, 2009
those kinda look like hunting clothes to me. maybe he just threw together his clothes to go hunting, shot something stopped by walmart to grab something and is then going home??
November 28th, 2009
OOooo……seriously hot in a random put together kind of way. Still trying to figure out why he is wear those chaps…maybe he is a Ren Fair person in which case…where do i sign up?
November 28th, 2009
There can be only one.
November 28th, 2009
well, you know…the good, the bad, and the ugly. I say he is one of the good.
November 28th, 2009
is it not photoshoped pic with ‘the sims’ character? ? ….
November 28th, 2009
Is that giraffe skin???
November 28th, 2009
Are those boots giraffe skin? I NEED a pair!
November 28th, 2009
Yep I’d hit that
November 28th, 2009
A hundred bucks says he’s a truck driver!!
November 28th, 2009
A hundred dollars says he’s a truck driver!!
November 28th, 2009
A hundred bucks says he’s a truck driver!!!
November 28th, 2009
Put a cowboy hat on the guy and he’d be a dead ringer for Ted Nugent — except for the codpiece.
November 28th, 2009
BAD BOYS rule Wal mart!!!!
November 28th, 2009
He stars in the new Broke Back Swamp movie
November 28th, 2009
Don’t tell my mom, but I think he’s kinda hot!
November 28th, 2009
Did someone page a blacksmith??
November 28th, 2009
I think it’s Viggo Mortensen. He’s wearing his Lord Of The Rings costume on his top half and Hidalgo one on the bottom half..
November 28th, 2009
OMG…no, not typical powm.
I’d do him in a minute. FIERCE!!!
November 28th, 2009
I bet a hundred dollars he’s a truck driver!!!
November 28th, 2009
“Who’s that?”
“I dunno. Must be a king.”
“Why do ya say that?”
“He hasn’t got shit all over him.”
(from Monty Python & the Holy Grail)
November 28th, 2009
One of the most forgotten Knights Of The Round Table; Sir Osis of Liver.
November 28th, 2009
those are in fact assless chaps….. but what is funny is the ad that popped up “do you think your smarter then this guy?” to witch my answer was…. i need to eat a .45 pain pill because this picture has actualy caused my brain to hurt.
November 28th, 2009
I call BS. This obviously wasn’t taken at a Walmart. This picture is clearly from S-Mart.
Shop smart! Shop S-Mart!
November 28th, 2009
Kudos to the brave soul who took this picture, surely risking life and limb for a picture of this dude
November 28th, 2009
Look! Sterling Renassance Festival DOES travel out of state, and in and out of time…LoL
November 28th, 2009
Ummm, its an arc welding vest….but still hot.
November 28th, 2009
That patch on his lower leg says “Bad to the Bone”.
I know because I once saw a guy on a brand new Harley with a full-face helmet and a brand new jacket with that same patch.
*snickers*
November 28th, 2009
Captain Morgan
November 28th, 2009
Mmm, he is hottie McHot Hot!!!
November 28th, 2009
I’m a happily married nerd – but must admit (other than the boots), this guy is REALLY doing it for me!
November 28th, 2009
His boots are made from dinosaur eggs.
November 28th, 2009
HUZZAH!
November 28th, 2009
Anyone else notice that there is another guy with his cameraphone at the ready? “HEY HON, GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!”
November 28th, 2009
Broke Back Wal-Mart
November 28th, 2009
Papacito muakk
November 28th, 2009
It is Deer hunting season in Oklahoma, sometimes people where chaps when they have to drive their 4wheelers through thorns, as for the boots i am not sure what they are made of but the define the meaning of bad ass
November 28th, 2009
WOW! This guy could become a legend in Gay Fantasy Porn!
November 28th, 2009
Dad? When did you get out of prison?
November 29th, 2009
He’s a bikerider & a friend of mine. a great guy who would give ya the shirt off his back….Even that 1…lol
November 29th, 2009
i think he is cute. i would ride his harley anywhere!
November 29th, 2009
Does it make me a complete weirdo that I absolutely LOVE this dude’s outfit? Its pretty bitchin’
November 29th, 2009
I don’t know what you call this, but I can bet he rode in on a Harley.
November 29th, 2009
i think Chuck Norris would envy this outfit
November 29th, 2009
Looks like the guy from Zig Zag papers.
November 29th, 2009
Whoever took the pic..Didya get his number?? didya? You shouda’. Why cant we get guys like that in Merry Olde England…where he belongs. Menacingly cute.
November 29th, 2009
Now you need to publish a calendar, “Men of Walmart”. This guy makes a delectable Mr. November. At the rate you’re going, it may take a few years to find eleven more Men, though!
November 29th, 2009
He makes my maiden’s heart go all a-flutter!
Why not tag him Walmart Dating? You could start a whole new thing.
November 29th, 2009
Silly peeps, he is a Klingon! Better call Star Fleet….
November 29th, 2009
I had heard rumors there was a nother Mad Max movie in the works. Guess they’re filming in Oaklahoma.
November 29th, 2009
WITHOUT QUESTION the best dressed person I’ve ever seen in Oklahoma!!!
November 29th, 2009
SCA… AMTGARD… some other LARP… member probably..
All I know is that I left my husband for him and I need to track him down! I just love a man in giraffe boots!
November 29th, 2009
He is actually kind of hot in that getup.
November 29th, 2009
The gloves tucked into the belt just make this picture. I’m afraid to say anymore because I just know this guy can kick my ass.
November 29th, 2009
Oh my gosh!!! It’s so amusing reading all these comments from women who are calling this guy “hot”!!! Jijijijijijiji!
~ Cannot stop giggling! ~
Well, good for you ladies…. whatever turns you on.
Carry on!
November 29th, 2009
Even the Tekno Viking shops at Wal-Mart!
November 30th, 2009
I still think he looks great but I would not make eye contact.
November 30th, 2009
I’m so loving it!!!!! HOTTIE!!!!
November 30th, 2009
I think i’m seein some sort or bra thing going on underneath that hair shirt…….
November 30th, 2009
“I’ve traveled 500 miles to give you my seed”
November 30th, 2009
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT piss this guy off!!!
November 30th, 2009
there were no utensils in medieval times hence there are no utensils at medieval times
November 30th, 2009
How did he get off the “Road Warrior” movie set?
November 30th, 2009
He looks like a Steampunk, but not with those boots.
November 30th, 2009
This looks an aweful lot like the getup we have to wear when pouring molten metal. Laugh all you want, but you’ll be glad you’re so ridiculously dressed once liquid metal accidentally splashes down your front.
Guy probably just needed something real quick for an iron pour and didn’t feel like changing… Not surprised. I’d do it.
November 30th, 2009
Excuse me, sir, do you have any COCONUTS?????
November 30th, 2009
He looks like a cast-off from “Mad Max” the movie.
November 30th, 2009
What could he possibly be shopping for at Wal-Mart???
November 30th, 2009
Mom: Bring me home a case of Depends.
Son: But Mom. It’s embarrassing to buy adult diapers, kids laugh at me.
Mom: Just wear the assless chaps I knit for you and try to look cool but don’t forget your pants this time. I’m not bailing you out again.
Son: Yes Mommy
November 30th, 2009
Dude looks like one of those guys off the Capitol One Credit Card Commercial…
What’s in your wallet??
November 30th, 2009
I’d tap that…Thunderdome!
November 30th, 2009
after a for’ night of fighting the French I shall lay down my sword and retire at walmart for a cupeth of the Kings own.
December 1st, 2009
Great post this will really help me.
December 1st, 2009
wow all the chicks on here think hes hot?
December 1st, 2009
The boots are rather interesting lol. I actually think this guy may be a welder??
December 1st, 2009
Does no one else recognize Ian Knottingham from Witchblade?
December 1st, 2009
I WANT THOSE BOOTSSSS!!
! hahaha they look like the most pimped out cowboy boots like EVER xD
December 1st, 2009
On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. ‘Tis a silly place.
December 1st, 2009
I’m into it.
December 1st, 2009
Those Black Label Society patches are all hes got goin for him.
December 1st, 2009
mmm mmm mmmm….i’d tap that.
December 2nd, 2009
Did he have to kill a giraffe just to make those boots?
December 3rd, 2009
Now that is a man’s man!!! He definatly has on some rockin’ chaps there and check out the boots, not sure what kind of animal that is but I don’t think too many people are gonna ask what they are and not want to mess with him. He is not too bad looking considering what you mostly see on this site. LOL!!
December 3rd, 2009
I AM BEOWULF!!!
December 4th, 2009
Are those… giraffe boots?
December 5th, 2009
I truly don’t understand people.
December 5th, 2009
He is BAD TO THE BONE! Ive been his lady for years and years and have seen the good side and evil side of him, trust me the evil is not a pretty sight. But after the evil comes the really gooddddd.
December 9th, 2010
Those are chaps dumb a**! Its not from medieval times, its country times! OKLAHOMA BORN AND BREED!
February 27th, 2011
This is F$#king crazy. I’m pretty sure this is my brother! Like 95%, I haven’t seen him in person for a few years because i’m in the military. He rides a bike and dresses like this (post-apocalyptic Road-warrior w/swag). The black is a thermal FYI. So weird to see him here, sent it to our mom, lol.
August 7th, 2011
Also, don’t screw with him, he’s pretty easy going, but don’t get on his bad side.
August 7th, 2011
WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ………….
Damn! *whew* That is one FINE MAN!!!!
Oh crap, I’m stuck in my chair! Someone rock me back and forth to break the suction!
August 23rd, 2011
{Again my first comment didn’t come through but anyways …)
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Now that is one FINE man! YEEEEE HAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!.
Damn, I’m stuck to my chair. Now someone please rock me back and forth to break the suction!
August 23rd, 2011
LOL…..he thought he was bad to the bone, till one fair maiden ran his ass out of town.
September 22nd, 2011
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