November 30th, 2009
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"Create Your Own" Contest,
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November 30th, 2009
didnt someone tell him that the mullet went out years ago? maybe not now the poor kid is scarred for life.
November 30th, 2009
Chip Off the Old Mullet
November 30th, 2009
Oh look its mama mullet and mullet man, going for a lovely stroll through Wal Mart
November 30th, 2009
Like Mullet Like Son.
November 30th, 2009
“C’mon Lil’ Mullet Jr.”
November 30th, 2009
Nothing like child abuse white trash style
November 30th, 2009
the father and son duo”The Marching Mullets”
November 30th, 2009
I always hoped that the age old wives tale of mullets skipping a generation was true…. shudder… I now know it was all a lie….
November 30th, 2009
And as they looked out onto the walmart, he said to his son “One day, this will all be yours”
November 30th, 2009
Paul Sr and Jr back in 90′s
November 30th, 2009
“business in the front, legacy in the back”
November 30th, 2009
Ahhhhh….the mullet…Business in the Front, Party in the Back…like father, like son.
November 30th, 2009
Typical redneck: Like father, like son, keeping it in the family more than one way.
November 30th, 2009
MATCHING MULLETS!
November 30th, 2009
Hey PAW… You reckon we can go in dare and git us sum matchin shirts?
November 30th, 2009
Looks like the mullet boys are going on a field trip…
November 30th, 2009
I don’t want to win those shorts
November 30th, 2009
Wal-mart FAMILIES prove – - When the apple falls from the TREE – It does not have to hit any BRANCHES on the way down.
November 30th, 2009
I can’t wait to see the Joe Dirt movie again. I hope we ain’t late.
November 30th, 2009
There’s really nothing like father-son bonding. . .But why they had to bond over the same barber is beyond me.
November 30th, 2009
Shame on the woman in their life….how could she allow that??? I’m assuming she must be a victim of PoWM as well!
November 30th, 2009
We’re goin to walmart, BROTHER! Hulkster says so!
November 30th, 2009
here we see the elusive silver mullet in its natural habitat–and what’s this? a baby mullet?! a rare sighting indeed!
November 30th, 2009
The mullet doesn’t fall far from the tree?
November 30th, 2009
“Me and Pa is just alike…”
November 30th, 2009
Dog the Bounty Hunter is our Idol……
November 30th, 2009
Mullets: Like father, like son.
November 30th, 2009
…OMG…THEY’RE REAL…THE ‘DIRTS’ REALLY DO EXIST!!!!…I WANNA MEET JOE DIRT…
November 30th, 2009
just think son, in a few years you too could have a mullet like mine
November 30th, 2009
The white trash apple never falls far from the tree!
November 30th, 2009
CAUTION: one-eyed snake crossing.
November 30th, 2009
Looks like the redneck gene didn’t skip this generation. I don’t know if that is more unfortunate for the kid, or for anyone who is lucky enough to be walking behind them.
November 30th, 2009
The Hulk and his Grandson
November 30th, 2009
“Someday son, all this will be yours.”
-Mulletfasa
November 30th, 2009
Hulk and Nick Hogan…The early years…
November 30th, 2009
My country says I have the right to bear arms…anyway, who could hide big, shiny red guns like these?
November 30th, 2009
“Soon you’ll grow taller than your mullet too, just like me, son.”
November 30th, 2009
looks like the apple doesnt fall far from the skullet!
November 30th, 2009
The funny thing is that the one on the left is actually the father. Only at Walmart.
November 30th, 2009
sometimes following in the footsteps of your father isn’t such a great idea. ecspecially if you ever want to date later in life.
November 30th, 2009
I was thinking that the mullet days were over….
November 30th, 2009
Like father, like son.
November 30th, 2009
Billy Ray and Miley’s son in 2012.
November 30th, 2009
Austin Powers, master of disguise, and his sidekick “mini-mullet” were somehow spotted here infiltrating the lair of the dasterdly Dr. Evil AKA Sam Walton
November 30th, 2009
Mullet see Mullet do.
November 30th, 2009
Typical redneck: Like father, like son, and keeping it in the family more than one way I’m sure.
November 30th, 2009
Son, if you turn out ten times the person I am, you will still be a piece of shit redneck.
November 30th, 2009
Achy Breaky gene pool!
November 30th, 2009
Awww Poor guy’s only had enough cash for half a hair cut…
November 30th, 2009
“They can take our lives, but they will never take OUR FREEDOM!”
November 30th, 2009
Looks like Joe Dirt grew up and had a little love mullett of his own.
November 30th, 2009
Steve was thrilled that all his days of camping out in the Wal-Mart parking lot had finally paid off for he had captured not one, but TWOm of the elusive Mullet-Beasts on film.
November 30th, 2009
Attention Wal~Mart shoppers for the next 10 minutes we are having a 25% discount on MULLETS on isle 13 in the health and beauty dept.
November 30th, 2009
OMG Joe Dirt found his daddy!
November 30th, 2009
Come on son, we have to fetch yer ma from the salon. I hope her mullett looks as sweet as ours.
November 30th, 2009
Didn’t everyone see Back To The Future? Obviously the Space Time Continuum means nothing to this guy…
November 30th, 2009
Paw, Is this what love is?
November 30th, 2009
they laugh alike, they walk alike, at times they even talk alike….You can lose your mind … when ‘mullets’ are two of a kind!
November 30th, 2009
“Look dad, no sides.”
November 30th, 2009
Son, if you pay attention to these here lessons I’m gonna learn ya.. you’ll be able spend a mullet filled day at Wally World with your son someday too.. Now lets go play some free video games! whaddya say?
November 30th, 2009
Title: Mini Me
Caption: It looks like Dr. Evil’s cloning device is now commercially available at your friendly neighborhood Wal-Mart. Who doesn’t need a clone who’s 1/8 their gut size?
November 30th, 2009
Remember the plan…..slip and fall….slip and fall…..
November 30th, 2009
awww, cute. Its Mini-Mullett!
November 30th, 2009
father and son moment, “one day son, ill show you how to cut the sleeves off your shirts. Gotta show them guns off, ya know i met yer mom at walmart, she looked so sexy riding them there complementry scooters”
November 30th, 2009
Son, in ten minutes we’ll have some scissors and those sleeves will be GONE
November 30th, 2009
The Cyrus family reunion would of course take place at the Wal.
November 30th, 2009
“Son, if you look just ahead to your left, you will see what our people call ‘Mecca.’”
November 30th, 2009
“See that car? Our hair cuttin’ guy is working. YeeeHoooo, we can get our hair did!!!”
November 30th, 2009
What’s worse, this kid has been growing that thing for some time. That’s about two and a half years’ worth of hair back there. So a decision was made around the time he was eight to go for the hockey hair. He’s spent one-fifth of his life preparing to look like a douche.
November 30th, 2009
Bubba and JR stroll through the kingdom, Bubba content in the knowledge that his DNA has passed successfully to the next generation.
November 30th, 2009
“Maybe someday boy, you’ll meet your baby momma in the hunting section like I did.”
November 30th, 2009
“Son, you wantin’ somethin’ ta eat?”
“Don’t know Paw, let me mullet over.”
November 30th, 2009
Wal-mart proves once again: When the apple falls from a FAMILY TREE, it does not have too many BRANCHES to hit on the WAY DOWN.
November 30th, 2009
Son, just think , all of this could be yours.
November 30th, 2009
You know what they say, raise ‘em like you want ‘em.
November 30th, 2009
“Boy, this is the parking lot where I met your mother. This is also the parking lot where you were conceived.”
November 30th, 2009
Remember son… No matter how much falls off the top, you can always grow that much more out the back. I love you, Dale.
November 30th, 2009
the apple never falls far from the tree.
November 30th, 2009
Just a hundred and twenty pounds more and a solar panel and I’ll be just like dad….
November 30th, 2009
Now Ya’ll know that’s a Food Club and not WalMart right?
November 30th, 2009
The Cyrus’s……….The Younger Years
November 30th, 2009
Diane worked for months to gain the trust of the mulletillas. This rare archival footage captures a tender moment as the aging silverback teaches an adolescent mullet the foraging skills critical to its survival.
November 30th, 2009
Son, prepare yourself for the blessed cornucopia that is Walmart.
It’s like Disneyland.
November 30th, 2009
A snip off the old mullet.
November 30th, 2009
Due to massive sunburn they had to douse Papa Mullet with water. How were they supposed to know that Mini Me Mullet would shoot out of Papa Mullet’s Mullet?
November 30th, 2009
“Someday, this will all be yours.”
-Mulletfasa
November 30th, 2009
That’s really his mom.
November 30th, 2009
its joe dirt and his dad the day before the grand canyon
November 30th, 2009
The wheel does not fall far from the trailer…
November 30th, 2009
“Join me, and we can rule the Wal-mart universe as father and son!”
November 30th, 2009
They see me rollin….they hatin…..
November 30th, 2009
It appears that the all too familiar mullet breed of humans is approaching wal mart…lets follow them to see what the get!
November 30th, 2009
BillyJoeBubbaLee…the only thing that would make this day any better for pickin up chicks would be a pair of them there David shorts!
November 30th, 2009
The shorts are beyond gross, come on you can do better than that. YUCK
November 30th, 2009
Little Jonny spent weeks camping out in the Wal-Mart parking lot, hoping against hope that he would one day find his daddy. Could it be him? Excuse me, sir?
November 30th, 2009
Of course its still ok if shes your sister.
November 30th, 2009
“And right about here is where I’ll be putting in a handicap spot for Mama’s Caddy.”
November 30th, 2009
If child protective services says it is ok to publicly humiliate your child then we can let it go!
November 30th, 2009
Hulk Hogan and his son after a “bender.”
November 30th, 2009
Its a proud day in a man’s life when he can buy his son his first tin of Skoal.
November 30th, 2009
The saying “like father, like son” seems so inadequate here
November 30th, 2009
Son, someday if we wish real hard we can be a greeter here like your Grandpa.
November 30th, 2009
CLONE! They even walk in step.
November 30th, 2009
Witness Protection, white trash style
November 30th, 2009
now everyone knows a mullet is business in the front party in the back.I also bet that they are going to go wistle at pretty women, although probably wont get any because of the haircut and their missing front teeth.
November 30th, 2009
Looks like the apple doesnt fall far from the skullett!
November 30th, 2009
Nothin’ Like a Walmart Haircut Sis
November 30th, 2009
Dat Ass.
November 30th, 2009
Title: Mini Me
Caption: Dr. Evil’s cloning device is now available at your friendly neighborhood Wal-Mart. Who doesn’t need a clone who is 1/8th their gut size?
November 30th, 2009
Take your daughter to work day.
November 30th, 2009
Like Father Like Son
November 30th, 2009
“remember boy…act natural and let me do all the talkin’.”
November 30th, 2009
“Son, are you wantin’ something ta eat?”
“I don’t know Paw, let me mullet over.”
November 30th, 2009
Family Ties…Mullets–the true father son bond.
November 30th, 2009
“Everything the light touches, is our kingdom”
November 30th, 2009
Whatcha gonna do when the WalMart runs wild on you, my little Hulkamaniac!!!!
November 30th, 2009
daddy, “your hair so cool man, so cool daddy”
November 30th, 2009
My bet is there is a third generation in some prison somewhere who would be very proud…
November 30th, 2009
This is after Chester got a hold of him. We cannot find the before shot.
November 30th, 2009
” No really, all the girls will love it “
November 30th, 2009
Since the divorce, Grampa has been the only one to take mini hulkster to Wal Mart.
November 30th, 2009
I guess the mullet doesn’t fall far from the tree.
November 30th, 2009
It was only on Saturday nights that Bubba and Bobby-Jim put on their good clothes and styled their mullets to head to their local WalMart. The finest place for little BJ to meet the woman of his dreams. Or his sister. Either way it works.
November 30th, 2009
“No son, they wasn’t making fun of our mullets! Its my really sunburned arms they was lookin at.”
November 30th, 2009
Who is this man? And why is Dog Chapman’s youngest son with him?
November 30th, 2009
“They’re just jealous of our awesomenous son.” “Hey, why didn’t ya wear your muscle shirt?”
November 30th, 2009
and who said the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, it looks like it fell right into its shadow
November 30th, 2009
Inbreeding at it’s finest. I can’t help but wonder if this boarders on child abuse.
November 30th, 2009
Calling all lil Hulkamaniacs! It’s time to go bandana shopping!
November 30th, 2009
Its Hulk Hogan and his kid .. Like father like son .. Im so proud of you daddy your my hero ….
November 30th, 2009
Those shorts are obscene and not to be permitted on PoWM. I think you have “gone native” watching too many of the creatures on this site. They are disgusting and should be removed immediately. They are not in the least funny and have absolutely no entertainment or value of any kind.
November 30th, 2009
“While Jim tries to capture a rare mullethead in the Wal-Mart parking lot, we listen to a few words from Mutual of Omaha…”
November 30th, 2009
Like Father, Like Son
November 30th, 2009
“Like father like son,” “carved out of the same wood,” etc.
November 30th, 2009
Boy! Get your camera. You won’t believe the people who shop here!
November 30th, 2009
Well there is one positive here, at least they are wearing pants.
November 30th, 2009
I will call him ‘Mini Ya’ll
November 30th, 2009
C’mon son. I’ll show you where I met your second and third mothers.
November 30th, 2009
It looks like this family wants to be sure that they do not get their necks sunburnt. After all, what could be worse than being accused of being a Redneck on PoWM?
November 30th, 2009
After getting their Father and Son Mullets trimmed up they head to the Food Court to work on Jr’s Muffin Top.
November 30th, 2009
i’m not risking winning dick-shorts over variant sized yokels. none of this is appealing.
November 30th, 2009
I have a feeling that these two are over dressed for a Wal-Mart in Georgia.
November 30th, 2009
“Son, are you wantin’ somethin’ ta eat?”
“I don’t know Paw, let me mullet over.”
November 30th, 2009
C’mon son. I’m gonna show ya the best place to pick up broads…
November 30th, 2009
Does anyone else hear Elton John singing “Circle of Life”?
November 30th, 2009
It’s in the genes!
November 30th, 2009
paw, can I have a pair of those penis shorts??
November 30th, 2009
Son, did I ever tell you about my first trip to walmart?
November 30th, 2009
Like Father like son.
November 30th, 2009
“I shall call him…Mini-Me!”
November 30th, 2009
It looks like this family wanted to be sure that they did not get sunburnt on their necks. After all, what would be worse than being called a “Redneck” on PoWF?
November 30th, 2009
Till we find our place on the path unwinding in the circle…The circle of life.
November 30th, 2009
What we have here is one of many manifestations of a drug problem. Either they are on some bad shit or stopped taking what the doctor prescribed them.
November 30th, 2009
C’mon young’un… There’s some scary lookin’ people in Wal-Mart!
November 30th, 2009
“Now Texas Ranger – DON’T cha kick the flowbee salesman in the nuts again or we’re not comin back. We’re just here to get some new wife-beaters for your class picture day.”
November 30th, 2009
I feel like Sir David Attenborough observing a pride of lions, the father leading the cub to the hunting grounds.
November 30th, 2009
IF YOU THINK THESE ARE BAD YOU SHOULD SEE THE FACE MULLET ON THE KIDS MOM
November 30th, 2009
“I know I parked the El Camino around here somewhere…”
November 30th, 2009
Someday this will be a billboard for Skoal
November 30th, 2009
paw, will you buy me a pair of those cool penis shorts??
November 30th, 2009
Way to go by spamming POW site with your site (those shorts are not from POW but another site). I’ve always wanted some nasty shorts to show as a girl I have balls – thanks but I’ll pass.
November 30th, 2009
Son, its time you became a man. Were going to get you a sleeveless shirt, and a chain for your beltbuckle… While were at it lets get some dogfood and some oil for the trans-am
November 30th, 2009
Dumb & Dumber Mullet Style
November 30th, 2009
“Dad, why did you kill a squirrel and staple it to the back of your head? Is this just your lame attempt to bond with me by looking like me?”
“How else am I going to show off the prize I ran down in these sweet Nike Airs?”
November 30th, 2009
All business in the front, Loverboy Concert in the back!!! Those are 2 MAGNIFICENT mullets!!
November 30th, 2009
the mullett and the skullett– I love it
November 30th, 2009
Believe it or not, he’s introducing his daughter to the shopping experience of her life.
November 30th, 2009
Hurry up boy! I need more string for the weed-eater…I need to cut your momma’s hair next!
November 30th, 2009
Step away from the Walmarts little Hulka-son!
November 30th, 2009
We need pelets to catch some dinner near our trailer,thank God we can get them and get our hair done at WalMart
November 30th, 2009
Dad was still a little upset that little Skeeter kept his sleeves.
November 30th, 2009
you people are sick.
November 30th, 2009
WHY???? Just because you can’t let go of the 80′s doesn’t mean you have to inflict that ridiculous hair cut on your son!!
November 30th, 2009
[insert "Circle of Life' theme song here]
November 30th, 2009
Ma, git the shotgun, I dun spotted them vermin we wuz fittin ta kill last night!
November 30th, 2009
Now, Lets find you a step mom!
November 30th, 2009
No need for springer yo prove paternity here.
November 30th, 2009
Oh damn son, I told the Fabulous Mullah, I mean your mom, to wait for us while we parked the car.
November 30th, 2009
Rednecks… Red arms!
November 30th, 2009
You shouldn’t teach your kids your bad habits. Well, at least Jr. hasn’t caught on to the sleeveless shirt yet. Keep your mullet to your own generation will ya!
November 30th, 2009
“The name is Dalton. . . and Dalton Jr.”
November 30th, 2009
Rest assured brothers, the fate of Hulka’ Mania is in good hands…
November 30th, 2009
“Son, Someday, all this can be yours…”
November 30th, 2009
I want the free shorts! I’ll buy cheap clothes from Walmart, clearly I have no fashion sense!!
November 30th, 2009
…OMG…WTF…LOL…LMAO…FOFLMAO…IT BE MR. JOE DIRT & HIS YOUNGIN’, JUNIOR!!!…
November 30th, 2009
Male Boobies,Muffin Top & Mullocks OH MY!
November 30th, 2009
Daddy, when I grow up, I want my mullet to have a hole in the top just like yours.
November 30th, 2009
Hulk Hogan fan gone VERY wrong.
November 30th, 2009
We were born without the top of our skulls,so Mama put these wigs on us.The bones grew together,and they got all infused and entwined
November 30th, 2009
Cletus and his son Jim Bob head to Wally World to pick up a razor so Jim Bob can shave himself a bald spot just like pops. It really makes a mullet pop!
November 30th, 2009
Hulk Hogan and a young Nick Hogan go to the new Walmart
November 30th, 2009
Those shorts are despicable. Why in hell did you choose those for the prize? They are not only offensively sexist but very obscene. Shame.
November 30th, 2009
A walking real life example of how the sins of the father will be visited upon the son.
November 30th, 2009
Looks like the apple didn’t fall far from the tree.
November 30th, 2009
Mullets of a feather, flock together.
November 30th, 2009
The Rock N Roll Express are clearly enjoying all the free time since their retirement from rasslin’.
November 30th, 2009
No I can’t remember where we parked son…Who knew it would be so hard to find a 1977 Grand Torino painted like the General Lee in this parking lot.
November 30th, 2009
Hulk Hogan’s less famous brother Bubba Hogan and his son Cleatus really don’t know best. At least they got the looks in the family.
November 30th, 2009
“A member of Professional Wrestling’s Legendary Rock & Roll Express prepares to show the next generation where to shop for costumes and set up $5 autograph booths!”
November 30th, 2009
Dad, sometimes I get that not so fresh feeling
November 30th, 2009
grandaddy slept with mommy….the only explanation….
November 30th, 2009
Insync mullets
November 30th, 2009
Like father like… mullet?
November 30th, 2009
Caaaptain Mullet Man!!!!….And SON!!!!!
November 30th, 2009
I’m tellin’ ya boy, nothin’ gets the ladies like a Wal-mart Corn Dog and a YooHoo!
November 30th, 2009
The day Hulkamania died.
November 30th, 2009
Now my young padawan, I shall teach you the ways of the Wal!
November 30th, 2009
Dad, When I grow up I wanna be just like you, Hukd on fonics and all!
November 30th, 2009
yep… that space right there… that’s where I breed yer mom.
November 30th, 2009
I guess a boy’s perception of cool is very wrong when all he has is idiots like this to look up to as he grows from boy to man.
November 30th, 2009
Once a mullet, always a mullet!!!!!
November 30th, 2009
This contest sucks. Leave it to the experts.
November 30th, 2009
“Papa someday when I am grown just like you will the mullet rats hide start to slip off the back of my head too”?
November 30th, 2009
Like Father Like Son…
November 30th, 2009
So that’s where the stars of POW get their clothing!
I’ll pass on the shorts.
November 30th, 2009
Joe Dirt: The True Story
November 30th, 2009
Dude… dick shorts? Really?? You think we are gonna shop in WalMart in those?
November 30th, 2009
Gran-paw, I wanna be just like you someday!
November 30th, 2009
Aw, son. My Achy Breaky Heart has never been so proud.
November 30th, 2009
“Son, Welcome to Mullet Utopia: Where all of your wildest dreams come true. Where the Mullet People come to be together and talk Mullet stuff. This is your destiny…”
November 30th, 2009
It totally makes sense that mullets are hereditary….who would voluntarily do that to their hair?
November 30th, 2009
Like father, like son. Daddy shows little Jimmy-Dean how to keep that business/casual look in order to get that Manager spot for the Women’s Lingerie Section yet still impress the ladies in the electronic’s section.
November 30th, 2009
Members of the John Daly fan club young and old make their annual pilgramige for Black Friday deals on Zubas and mesh shirts.
November 30th, 2009
I like big mullets and i cannot lie, you othuh shoppas cant denyy
November 30th, 2009
It’s Dr. Mullet and his sidekick Mini Mullet.
November 30th, 2009
Son, The key to a successful life is to rock your mullet every day of your life and come up with a sweet nickname like hulk.
November 30th, 2009
A family that Mullets together…. Stays Together..
November 30th, 2009
Two members of the Mullet family……….Poppa “HoleintheToppa” Mullet and the fruit of his loins, L’il “Lets go look at the Guns” Mullet.
November 30th, 2009
Like father, like son… moreorless Georgia “Home of the Mullet”
November 30th, 2009
“Like Father Like Son”……..err i mean “Monkey See, Monkey Do”
November 30th, 2009
“Son, the key to life is to make sure your roots match the tips.”
Not ONLY are they sporting Father and Son mullets — their bleach jobs match.
November 30th, 2009
Even unemployed panhandling rednecks have ‘take your son to work’ days.
November 30th, 2009
Thanks to WalMart’s new Cloning Dept. Hulk Hogan could get a Mini Me to replace Linda…
November 30th, 2009
Dad…your wig is falling apart.
November 30th, 2009
Hulk and Nick Hogan on there way to the first opening of 1981.
November 30th, 2009
“Dad and son” outting to Wal-mart hoping to snag the last copy of “Joe Dirt” on sale for $6.99…
November 30th, 2009
On this episode Mullet Man and Robmullet travel to Walmart to stop the plans of The Ridler.
November 30th, 2009
“Training the mongrol mullett” Soon boy we will bestow the wife beater to you, and when you reach the higher ranks of white trash you will also receive the ultimate as I have, the skullet.
November 30th, 2009
Son, Wal-Mart is like us, business in the front, party in the back.
November 30th, 2009
And the blue ribbon in this years “WalMart for Cloning” campaign goes to…………………………
November 30th, 2009
“C’mon son…let’s us find you a new Momma.”
November 30th, 2009
“Dadda Chit. Dadda Chit. Dadda Chum,” the lobstrosities clicked hungrily as they approached their personal buffet.
November 30th, 2009
“Ok boy. If you wanna hunt possum, you gotta look the part. You don’t want the whole trailer park laughin’ atcha! Just do what I tells ya and don’t ask why.”
“But ma says that I’m starting to look like a girl.”
“Don’t listen to that woman! She’s just there to clean the catchin’s and slop the trailer. What does she know? She ain’t got no hair!”
November 30th, 2009
Now, honestly – all this talk about the nasty outfits Wal-Creatures wear, and you offer THOSE shorts! Give me a flippin’ break!
November 30th, 2009
Pa I know we’re all business up front and party in the back, but can’t we just party all the time?
November 30th, 2009
Billy Bob and his son Joe John are really excited about the weekly mullet contest at Wal-Mart.
November 30th, 2009
I spy- father son mullets and a bad tan… any guesses to how the rest of the family looks?
November 30th, 2009
Definitive Evidence: Mullets are Genetic!
November 30th, 2009
Dad, when are we gonna start going to a real barber instead of coming here everytime?
November 30th, 2009
Proof cloning is possible…they’ve been doing it for years in Georgia…they just called it inbreeding.
November 30th, 2009
this is Joe Dirt 2 in the making…
November 30th, 2009
Remember kiddo….you’ll find the business category in the front….party section in the rear……rockin the mullet….second generation style!!!
November 30th, 2009
Wife beater t-shirt $6.00
Knock-off tennis shoes $24.00
Matching mullets PRICELESS
November 30th, 2009
“Dad, When I grow up I want to be just like you”
“That’s great son, you can start practicing hitting your mother just as soon as we get home”
“I love you, Dad”
“Queer”
November 30th, 2009
Tragically the m-U1137 hair pattern gene is carried on the Y chromosome.
November 30th, 2009
Okay Billy, go run a brush through your hair, we are meeting your Momma to get our Christmas pictures done up and she wants us to look real nice!
November 30th, 2009
Come on son, we gotta go find your mother before she gets a picture of her taken for peopleofwalmart.com. We don’t need our family on that website
November 30th, 2009
Cletus takes his son Buford to Walmart for the first time. They’re on the hunt for camo,shotgun shells,pork rinds and Copenhagen. If they’re lucky,they’ll find a copy of Deliverance in the clearance aisle.
November 30th, 2009
Look, son. At your age not having sleeves on your shirt would just make you look like a hick.
November 30th, 2009
we’ll park the motorhome over here and start setting up home we’ll have a great view of the entrance,… let’s go in and get a few extension cords.
November 30th, 2009
“When I grow up!”
November 30th, 2009
“Now where did that dumpster get to? I’m starvin! Never know what treasures can be found son”
November 30th, 2009
Son, now that you’ve mastered the mullet, I’ll teach ya’ how to cut the sleeves off ya’ t-shirt so it will really show off ya’ guns.
November 30th, 2009
NEW AT WALMART!!! A Mini-Me Maker! You too can have your very own half sized hillbilly!!
*While supplies last*
November 30th, 2009
e”mullet”tion……..
November 30th, 2009
Dad, why is your mullet grey? And why are you missing some of it?
November 30th, 2009
Look! It’s Joe Dirt reborn again
November 30th, 2009
I’ll call him……Mini Me!
November 30th, 2009
1969 called, they want their hairstyle back. heh, I said 69.
November 30th, 2009
…going to pick up the final “fixings” for the tailgate party on sunday because everyone knows its business in the front and the party is in the back!
November 30th, 2009
sad thing is, this isnt father and son….. everyone who shops at this wal-mart has the same hair cut!
November 30th, 2009
Hulk Hogan and Brooke Hogan are starting to go downhill…
November 30th, 2009
Meet my hubby and um,er, daughter, Mull and Mullette.
November 30th, 2009
People of Walmart in training.
November 30th, 2009
Thinking nobody would remember him, Hulk Hogan takes his newest lil’ “hulkster” to visit his mama at work.
November 30th, 2009
Redneck Evolution, from mullet to skullet.
November 30th, 2009
Now that’s what I call DIE HARD Billy Ray Cyrus fans!
November 30th, 2009
Mullets are ingrained in white trash DNA. Poor kid never had a chance.
November 30th, 2009
Like Father-Brother Like Son-Nephew!
November 30th, 2009
Now if little Jimmy can only learn to use the Mustache Wax on the bottom of his mullet to make perfect Mullet rings he will be able to take over the families taxidermy business.
November 30th, 2009
Your shorts giveaway. .was a wal-mart moment for you. .and you just lost a percentage of your followers . you have become something else today. .
I will not be sharing you with my friends and family anymore. . .what are you going to show next?
November 30th, 2009
Trailer Park SANTA and his ELF
November 30th, 2009
“Tail of Two Hillbilly’s”
November 30th, 2009
“Son, what the heck are you doing wearing SLEEVES when you’re with me?! I’m almost embarrassed to go into the Wal-mart with you lookin like that! And where the hell is your wallet chain??!”
November 30th, 2009
“You got the list son?” Father says. “Yes dad, 2 bottles of shampoo, one for me and one for you. Tank top for me so my arms can be burnt like yours. And mom should be done at the Salon so we can meet her there.
November 30th, 2009
Bonding
Son; You see that chevy caprice there on the left? I knocked your mother up in a car just like that. Man! She was the purdist girl in town.
November 30th, 2009
“Son, are ya wantin’ somethin’ ta eat?”
“Don’t know Paw, let me mullet over.”
November 30th, 2009
And now, ladies and gentlemen, we present the Mullet duo performing their synchronized stunt routine. Gaze, enraptured, as they in synchronization leap the tallest trucks in this here parking lot!
November 30th, 2009
I see your schwarts is as big as mine, grampa!
November 30th, 2009
What did I tell you son I knew getting matching Mullets would get us on peopleofwalmart.com!
November 30th, 2009
Dick shorts, REALLY? Why would I want people to think my dick is that small?
November 30th, 2009
now we have the proof that POW’s legacy will never end
November 30th, 2009
Wear those shorts and you too can be a contestant on peopleofwalmart.com…
November 30th, 2009
‘We ain’t rednecks, y’all can’t even see our necks!’
November 30th, 2009
Today son you will learn the in’s and out’s of being a man. Mullett: Check now all thats left is a trip to Walmart to get some scissors and make u your very own sleeveless shirt.
November 30th, 2009
“c’mon son, your last 3 mamas I got at Walmart was real winners. Let’s see if we can find you another good one, since the last one done run off jus’ like the others. I miss her, but mostly ‘cuz she took my best coon dog with her”
November 30th, 2009
“As the father’s journey ends, the son’s journey begins.”
November 30th, 2009
“Son, I know I told you that the mullet is the most important part of being a serial rapist, but trolling the next town over’s WalMart is the 2nd most important thing you need to know. Now, did you remember the ether?”
November 30th, 2009
You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, You do the mullet-pokey and you shake it all about!
November 30th, 2009
mmmm foood, me likey.
November 30th, 2009
“We’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Walz”!
November 30th, 2009
Hulk and Nick Hogan circa 1989.
November 30th, 2009
This is NOT what Mike Myers had in mind when he created the Mini-Me idea.
November 30th, 2009
We have come to fight as mullet-men, & mullet-man we are!
What will you do without the mullet?
Oakfield, WI
November 30th, 2009
Pa, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you.
November 30th, 2009
Orange County Choppers: the early years.
November 30th, 2009
Daddy, when I grow up I wanna be just like Hulk Hogan….
Me too son, Me too.
November 30th, 2009
Would you like you mullet is medium or large?
November 30th, 2009
Let me guess…The dad is wearing those shorts and Jr. wants a pair too.
November 30th, 2009
I dunno why we go home son, I just dunno….
November 30th, 2009
Who says Hulkamania isn’t still running wild?
November 30th, 2009
“‘I’m gonna be like you, Dad,
You know I’m gonna be like you.’
And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon……”
November 30th, 2009
Does Hulk Hogan have another son that wasn;t shown on Hogan Knows Best!!!
November 30th, 2009
The beauty of it all is as the husband of his fathers wife’s mother, and the father of his uncle who is also also his step-brother, he will soon become his own Grandpa.
November 30th, 2009
“Dad, is there a Wal-Mart in heaven?”
November 30th, 2009
That boy wants to grow up to be just like his Pop! I just wanna win the shorts to be the only chick with dick shorts in Clearwater, Florida!
November 30th, 2009
Nice hair son… but them sleeves gotta go!
November 30th, 2009
Like father, like son. Quick, someone kick that apple away from the tree before it’s too late!
November 30th, 2009
Come on son, let’s get you a proper shirt to finish the look.
November 30th, 2009
“Daddy When do I get to cut these darn sleeves off like yours?”
“Son when yer hair starts to bald like mine that’s when you will become a man and be able cut them there sleeves off”
November 30th, 2009
“Son, being a Hulkamaniac is more than just saying your prayers, eating your vitamins, and having a fabulous blond mullet… It’s a way of life.”
November 30th, 2009
The oldest member of the Mullitia and the youngest member, proudly sport their mullets for everyone at Walmart to see.
November 30th, 2009
See, cloning does work in the south
November 30th, 2009
Johnny is the lucky recipient of the Wal-Mart sponsored big brother program.
November 30th, 2009
Can we please remove the graphic images? This is such a fun blog – not necessary to have penises included.
November 30th, 2009
The dad started becoming jealous of his son when he realized that Jr’s mullet was much better than his.
November 30th, 2009
“Daddy? Is this heaven?”
“No son, it’s Walmart.”
November 30th, 2009
Science fact: The mullet nut, doesn’t fall far from the mullet tree.
November 30th, 2009
With no branches to stop it’s fall, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!
November 30th, 2009
“And that spot right over there, son, is where you were conceived.”
November 30th, 2009
Seen here is an adult walcreature teaching his offspring the hunter gatherer skill of “shopping” for car stereos.
November 30th, 2009
Mullet Twin Powers….ACTIVATE!!!!!
November 30th, 2009
Monkey see, monkey do.
November 30th, 2009
Do you know the Mullet Man…, the Mullet Man? THE MULLET MAN!!!!
November 30th, 2009
Hey pa! Why did ma get fired from the saloon?
November 30th, 2009
As you know son ,this is my fav-o-rite wally-mart because I met your stepma, “winter booties”, in the liquor aisle…..
Fond du Lac
November 30th, 2009
And the real beauty of it all, as the husband to the mother of his fathers wife, and the father of his uncle who is also his step-brother, he too will be his own Grandpa.
November 30th, 2009
If I win those shorts, I can wear them to Walmart and get my picture took too!!!
November 30th, 2009
Like father, like lover.
November 30th, 2009
Don’t you dare smack that snake with the shovel!
November 30th, 2009
Now remember son with the mullet comes great response ability not everyone can handle is awesome power but I think you might just have what it takes now lets us walk among are people.
November 30th, 2009
When you’ve got a mullet like that, the only morally right thing to do is to pass it on to your son.
November 30th, 2009
The father takes the son, to get his own wife beater t-shirt !
November 30th, 2009
“It puts the Joe Dirt in the Walmart”
November 30th, 2009
Son, lemme show ya what “Whitetail” really means….bizness in da front, party in the back and its all over boy
November 30th, 2009
“Dad, I don’t want can I do so my mullet won’t bald? I’m afraid you may be loosing yours soon, and I don’t ever want mine to fade.”
November 30th, 2009
“One day son, All this will be yours.”
November 30th, 2009
The apple really does not fall far from the tree!
November 30th, 2009
Looks like Hulkamania hasn’t been runnin wild in quite some time.
November 30th, 2009
“Ladies and Gentleman the Winner of the 2009 Walmart father and son synchronized mullet walk competition goes to…”
November 30th, 2009
Joe Dirt 2. A father and son’s redneck adventure.
November 30th, 2009
Father and brother/son heading into redneck wonderland to “mull” over the new fall winter line of flannel shirts
November 30th, 2009
Child Abuse. Nuff said
November 30th, 2009
As they walked in together, Joe Dirt Sr said to Joe Jr “isn’t this heaven on earth?”
November 30th, 2009
Mullet dad to Mullet boy.. “That there is the ritzy side of the parking lot with all the new cars, you need to stay on this side with the good ol’ trucks! Now lets go in and get some sunburn relief from bein at the nascar race all day!”
November 30th, 2009
Put your left foot in…take your right foot out…do the hanky panky and shake your mullet all about.
November 30th, 2009
Hulk: “Come on Nick, we have to get us some vitamins.”
Nick: “Maybe we can done pick up Mom and Brooke some of that lawngerie”