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November 30th, 2009
didnt someone tell him that the mullet went out years ago? maybe not now the poor kid is scarred for life.
Chip Off the Old Mullet
Devin myers madewell
Oh look its mama mullet and mullet man, going for a lovely stroll through Wal Mart
Like Mullet Like Son.
“C’mon Lil’ Mullet Jr.”
Nothing like child abuse white trash style
the father and son duo”The Marching Mullets”
I always hoped that the age old wives tale of mullets skipping a generation was true…. shudder… I now know it was all a lie….
And as they looked out onto the walmart, he said to his son “One day, this will all be yours”
Paul Sr and Jr back in 90′s
“business in the front, legacy in the back”
Ahhhhh….the mullet…Business in the Front, Party in the Back…like father, like son.
Typical redneck: Like father, like son, keeping it in the family more than one way.
Hey PAW… You reckon we can go in dare and git us sum matchin shirts?
Looks like the mullet boys are going on a field trip…
I don’t want to win those shorts
Apollo D Loose
Wal-mart FAMILIES prove – - When the apple falls from the TREE – It does not have to hit any BRANCHES on the way down.
I can’t wait to see the Joe Dirt movie again. I hope we ain’t late.
There’s really nothing like father-son bonding. . .But why they had to bond over the same barber is beyond me.
Shame on the woman in their life….how could she allow that??? I’m assuming she must be a victim of PoWM as well!
We’re goin to walmart, BROTHER! Hulkster says so!
here we see the elusive silver mullet in its natural habitat–and what’s this? a baby mullet?! a rare sighting indeed!
The mullet doesn’t fall far from the tree?
“Me and Pa is just alike…”
Dog the Bounty Hunter is our Idol……
Mullets: Like father, like son.
…OMG…THEY’RE REAL…THE ‘DIRTS’ REALLY DO EXIST!!!!…I WANNA MEET JOE DIRT…
just think son, in a few years you too could have a mullet like mine
The white trash apple never falls far from the tree!
CAUTION: one-eyed snake crossing.
Looks like the redneck gene didn’t skip this generation. I don’t know if that is more unfortunate for the kid, or for anyone who is lucky enough to be walking behind them.
The Hulk and his Grandson
“Someday son, all this will be yours.”
Hulk and Nick Hogan…The early years…
My country says I have the right to bear arms…anyway, who could hide big, shiny red guns like these?
“Soon you’ll grow taller than your mullet too, just like me, son.”
looks like the apple doesnt fall far from the skullet!
The funny thing is that the one on the left is actually the father. Only at Walmart.
sometimes following in the footsteps of your father isn’t such a great idea. ecspecially if you ever want to date later in life.
I was thinking that the mullet days were over….
Like father, like son.
Billy Ray and Miley’s son in 2012.
Austin Powers, master of disguise, and his sidekick “mini-mullet” were somehow spotted here infiltrating the lair of the dasterdly Dr. Evil AKA Sam Walton
Mullet see Mullet do.
Typical redneck: Like father, like son, and keeping it in the family more than one way I’m sure.
Son, if you turn out ten times the person I am, you will still be a piece of shit redneck.
Achy Breaky gene pool!
Awww Poor guy’s only had enough cash for half a hair cut…
“They can take our lives, but they will never take OUR FREEDOM!”
Looks like Joe Dirt grew up and had a little love mullett of his own.
Steve was thrilled that all his days of camping out in the Wal-Mart parking lot had finally paid off for he had captured not one, but TWOm of the elusive Mullet-Beasts on film.
Attention Wal~Mart shoppers for the next 10 minutes we are having a 25% discount on MULLETS on isle 13 in the health and beauty dept.
OMG Joe Dirt found his daddy!
Come on son, we have to fetch yer ma from the salon. I hope her mullett looks as sweet as ours.
Didn’t everyone see Back To The Future? Obviously the Space Time Continuum means nothing to this guy…
Paw, Is this what love is?
they laugh alike, they walk alike, at times they even talk alike….You can lose your mind … when ‘mullets’ are two of a kind!
“Look dad, no sides.”
Son, if you pay attention to these here lessons I’m gonna learn ya.. you’ll be able spend a mullet filled day at Wally World with your son someday too.. Now lets go play some free video games! whaddya say?
Title: Mini Me
Caption: It looks like Dr. Evil’s cloning device is now commercially available at your friendly neighborhood Wal-Mart. Who doesn’t need a clone who’s 1/8 their gut size?
Remember the plan…..slip and fall….slip and fall…..
awww, cute. Its Mini-Mullett!
father and son moment, “one day son, ill show you how to cut the sleeves off your shirts. Gotta show them guns off, ya know i met yer mom at walmart, she looked so sexy riding them there complementry scooters”
Son, in ten minutes we’ll have some scissors and those sleeves will be GONE
The Cyrus family reunion would of course take place at the Wal.
“Son, if you look just ahead to your left, you will see what our people call ‘Mecca.’”
“See that car? Our hair cuttin’ guy is working. YeeeHoooo, we can get our hair did!!!”
What’s worse, this kid has been growing that thing for some time. That’s about two and a half years’ worth of hair back there. So a decision was made around the time he was eight to go for the hockey hair. He’s spent one-fifth of his life preparing to look like a douche.
Bubba and JR stroll through the kingdom, Bubba content in the knowledge that his DNA has passed successfully to the next generation.
“Maybe someday boy, you’ll meet your baby momma in the hunting section like I did.”
“Son, you wantin’ somethin’ ta eat?”
“Don’t know Paw, let me mullet over.”
Wal-mart proves once again: When the apple falls from a FAMILY TREE, it does not have too many BRANCHES to hit on the WAY DOWN.
Son, just think , all of this could be yours.
You know what they say, raise ‘em like you want ‘em.
“Boy, this is the parking lot where I met your mother. This is also the parking lot where you were conceived.”
Remember son… No matter how much falls off the top, you can always grow that much more out the back. I love you, Dale.
the apple never falls far from the tree.
Just a hundred and twenty pounds more and a solar panel and I’ll be just like dad….
Now Ya’ll know that’s a Food Club and not WalMart right?
The Cyrus’s……….The Younger Years
Diane worked for months to gain the trust of the mulletillas. This rare archival footage captures a tender moment as the aging silverback teaches an adolescent mullet the foraging skills critical to its survival.
Son, prepare yourself for the blessed cornucopia that is Walmart.
It’s like Disneyland.
A snip off the old mullet.
Due to massive sunburn they had to douse Papa Mullet with water. How were they supposed to know that Mini Me Mullet would shoot out of Papa Mullet’s Mullet?
“Someday, this will all be yours.”
That’s really his mom.
its joe dirt and his dad the day before the grand canyon
The wheel does not fall far from the trailer…
“Join me, and we can rule the Wal-mart universe as father and son!”
They see me rollin….they hatin…..
It appears that the all too familiar mullet breed of humans is approaching wal mart…lets follow them to see what the get!
BillyJoeBubbaLee…the only thing that would make this day any better for pickin up chicks would be a pair of them there David shorts!
The shorts are beyond gross, come on you can do better than that. YUCK
Little Jonny spent weeks camping out in the Wal-Mart parking lot, hoping against hope that he would one day find his daddy. Could it be him? Excuse me, sir?
Of course its still ok if shes your sister.
“And right about here is where I’ll be putting in a handicap spot for Mama’s Caddy.”
If child protective services says it is ok to publicly humiliate your child then we can let it go!
Hulk Hogan and his son after a “bender.”
Its a proud day in a man’s life when he can buy his son his first tin of Skoal.
The saying “like father, like son” seems so inadequate here
Son, someday if we wish real hard we can be a greeter here like your Grandpa.
CLONE! They even walk in step.
Witness Protection, white trash style
now everyone knows a mullet is business in the front party in the back.I also bet that they are going to go wistle at pretty women, although probably wont get any because of the haircut and their missing front teeth.
Looks like the apple doesnt fall far from the skullett!
Nothin’ Like a Walmart Haircut Sis
Title: Mini Me
Caption: Dr. Evil’s cloning device is now available at your friendly neighborhood Wal-Mart. Who doesn’t need a clone who is 1/8th their gut size?
Take your daughter to work day.
Like Father Like Son
“remember boy…act natural and let me do all the talkin’.”
“Son, are you wantin’ something ta eat?”
“I don’t know Paw, let me mullet over.”
Family Ties…Mullets–the true father son bond.
“Everything the light touches, is our kingdom”
Whatcha gonna do when the WalMart runs wild on you, my little Hulkamaniac!!!!
daddy, “your hair so cool man, so cool daddy”
My bet is there is a third generation in some prison somewhere who would be very proud…
This is after Chester got a hold of him. We cannot find the before shot.
” No really, all the girls will love it “
Since the divorce, Grampa has been the only one to take mini hulkster to Wal Mart.
I guess the mullet doesn’t fall far from the tree.
It was only on Saturday nights that Bubba and Bobby-Jim put on their good clothes and styled their mullets to head to their local WalMart. The finest place for little BJ to meet the woman of his dreams. Or his sister. Either way it works.
“No son, they wasn’t making fun of our mullets! Its my really sunburned arms they was lookin at.”
Who is this man? And why is Dog Chapman’s youngest son with him?
“They’re just jealous of our awesomenous son.” “Hey, why didn’t ya wear your muscle shirt?”
and who said the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, it looks like it fell right into its shadow
Inbreeding at it’s finest. I can’t help but wonder if this boarders on child abuse.
Calling all lil Hulkamaniacs! It’s time to go bandana shopping!
Its Hulk Hogan and his kid .. Like father like son .. Im so proud of you daddy your my hero ….
Those shorts are obscene and not to be permitted on PoWM. I think you have “gone native” watching too many of the creatures on this site. They are disgusting and should be removed immediately. They are not in the least funny and have absolutely no entertainment or value of any kind.
“While Jim tries to capture a rare mullethead in the Wal-Mart parking lot, we listen to a few words from Mutual of Omaha…”
Like Father, Like Son
“Like father like son,” “carved out of the same wood,” etc.
Boy! Get your camera. You won’t believe the people who shop here!
Well there is one positive here, at least they are wearing pants.
I will call him ‘Mini Ya’ll
C’mon son. I’ll show you where I met your second and third mothers.
It looks like this family wants to be sure that they do not get their necks sunburnt. After all, what could be worse than being accused of being a Redneck on PoWM?
After getting their Father and Son Mullets trimmed up they head to the Food Court to work on Jr’s Muffin Top.
i’m not risking winning dick-shorts over variant sized yokels. none of this is appealing.
I have a feeling that these two are over dressed for a Wal-Mart in Georgia.
“Son, are you wantin’ somethin’ ta eat?”
“I don’t know Paw, let me mullet over.”
C’mon son. I’m gonna show ya the best place to pick up broads…
Does anyone else hear Elton John singing “Circle of Life”?
It’s in the genes!
paw, can I have a pair of those penis shorts??
Son, did I ever tell you about my first trip to walmart?
Like Father like son.
“I shall call him…Mini-Me!”
It looks like this family wanted to be sure that they did not get sunburnt on their necks. After all, what would be worse than being called a “Redneck” on PoWF?
Till we find our place on the path unwinding in the circle…The circle of life.
What we have here is one of many manifestations of a drug problem. Either they are on some bad shit or stopped taking what the doctor prescribed them.
C’mon young’un… There’s some scary lookin’ people in Wal-Mart!
“Now Texas Ranger – DON’T cha kick the flowbee salesman in the nuts again or we’re not comin back. We’re just here to get some new wife-beaters for your class picture day.”
not a doktor
I feel like Sir David Attenborough observing a pride of lions, the father leading the cub to the hunting grounds.
IF YOU THINK THESE ARE BAD YOU SHOULD SEE THE FACE MULLET ON THE KIDS MOM
“I know I parked the El Camino around here somewhere…”
Someday this will be a billboard for Skoal
paw, will you buy me a pair of those cool penis shorts??
Way to go by spamming POW site with your site (those shorts are not from POW but another site). I’ve always wanted some nasty shorts to show as a girl I have balls – thanks but I’ll pass.
Son, its time you became a man. Were going to get you a sleeveless shirt, and a chain for your beltbuckle… While were at it lets get some dogfood and some oil for the trans-am
Dumb & Dumber Mullet Style
“Dad, why did you kill a squirrel and staple it to the back of your head? Is this just your lame attempt to bond with me by looking like me?”
“How else am I going to show off the prize I ran down in these sweet Nike Airs?”
All business in the front, Loverboy Concert in the back!!! Those are 2 MAGNIFICENT mullets!!
the mullett and the skullett– I love it
Believe it or not, he’s introducing his daughter to the shopping experience of her life.
Hurry up boy! I need more string for the weed-eater…I need to cut your momma’s hair next!
Step away from the Walmarts little Hulka-son!
We need pelets to catch some dinner near our trailer,thank God we can get them and get our hair done at WalMart
Dad was still a little upset that little Skeeter kept his sleeves.
you people are sick.
WHY???? Just because you can’t let go of the 80′s doesn’t mean you have to inflict that ridiculous hair cut on your son!!
[insert "Circle of Life' theme song here]
Ma, git the shotgun, I dun spotted them vermin we wuz fittin ta kill last night!
Now, Lets find you a step mom!
No need for springer yo prove paternity here.
Oh damn son, I told the Fabulous Mullah, I mean your mom, to wait for us while we parked the car.
Rednecks… Red arms!
You shouldn’t teach your kids your bad habits. Well, at least Jr. hasn’t caught on to the sleeveless shirt yet. Keep your mullet to your own generation will ya!
“The name is Dalton. . . and Dalton Jr.”
big bad hank
Rest assured brothers, the fate of Hulka’ Mania is in good hands…
“Son, Someday, all this can be yours…”
I want the free shorts! I’ll buy cheap clothes from Walmart, clearly I have no fashion sense!!
…OMG…WTF…LOL…LMAO…FOFLMAO…IT BE MR. JOE DIRT & HIS YOUNGIN’, JUNIOR!!!…
Male Boobies,Muffin Top & Mullocks OH MY!
Daddy, when I grow up, I want my mullet to have a hole in the top just like yours.
Hulk Hogan fan gone VERY wrong.
We were born without the top of our skulls,so Mama put these wigs on us.The bones grew together,and they got all infused and entwined
Cletus and his son Jim Bob head to Wally World to pick up a razor so Jim Bob can shave himself a bald spot just like pops. It really makes a mullet pop!
Hulk Hogan and a young Nick Hogan go to the new Walmart
Those shorts are despicable. Why in hell did you choose those for the prize? They are not only offensively sexist but very obscene. Shame.
A walking real life example of how the sins of the father will be visited upon the son.
Looks like the apple didn’t fall far from the tree.
Mullets of a feather, flock together.
The Rock N Roll Express are clearly enjoying all the free time since their retirement from rasslin’.
No I can’t remember where we parked son…Who knew it would be so hard to find a 1977 Grand Torino painted like the General Lee in this parking lot.
Hulk Hogan’s less famous brother Bubba Hogan and his son Cleatus really don’t know best. At least they got the looks in the family.
“A member of Professional Wrestling’s Legendary Rock & Roll Express prepares to show the next generation where to shop for costumes and set up $5 autograph booths!”
Dad, sometimes I get that not so fresh feeling
grandaddy slept with mommy….the only explanation….
Like father like… mullet?
Caaaptain Mullet Man!!!!….And SON!!!!!
I’m tellin’ ya boy, nothin’ gets the ladies like a Wal-mart Corn Dog and a YooHoo!
The day Hulkamania died.
Now my young padawan, I shall teach you the ways of the Wal!
Dad, When I grow up I wanna be just like you, Hukd on fonics and all!
yep… that space right there… that’s where I breed yer mom.
I guess a boy’s perception of cool is very wrong when all he has is idiots like this to look up to as he grows from boy to man.
Once a mullet, always a mullet!!!!!
This contest sucks. Leave it to the experts.
“Papa someday when I am grown just like you will the mullet rats hide start to slip off the back of my head too”?
Like Father Like Son…
So that’s where the stars of POW get their clothing!
I’ll pass on the shorts.
Joe Dirt: The True Story
Dude… dick shorts? Really?? You think we are gonna shop in WalMart in those?
Gran-paw, I wanna be just like you someday!
Aw, son. My Achy Breaky Heart has never been so proud.
“Son, Welcome to Mullet Utopia: Where all of your wildest dreams come true. Where the Mullet People come to be together and talk Mullet stuff. This is your destiny…”
It totally makes sense that mullets are hereditary….who would voluntarily do that to their hair?
Like father, like son. Daddy shows little Jimmy-Dean how to keep that business/casual look in order to get that Manager spot for the Women’s Lingerie Section yet still impress the ladies in the electronic’s section.
Members of the John Daly fan club young and old make their annual pilgramige for Black Friday deals on Zubas and mesh shirts.
I like big mullets and i cannot lie, you othuh shoppas cant denyy
It’s Dr. Mullet and his sidekick Mini Mullet.
Son, The key to a successful life is to rock your mullet every day of your life and come up with a sweet nickname like hulk.
A family that Mullets together…. Stays Together..
Two members of the Mullet family……….Poppa “HoleintheToppa” Mullet and the fruit of his loins, L’il “Lets go look at the Guns” Mullet.
Like father, like son… moreorless Georgia “Home of the Mullet”
“Like Father Like Son”……..err i mean “Monkey See, Monkey Do”
“Son, the key to life is to make sure your roots match the tips.”
Not ONLY are they sporting Father and Son mullets — their bleach jobs match.
Even unemployed panhandling rednecks have ‘take your son to work’ days.
Thanks to WalMart’s new Cloning Dept. Hulk Hogan could get a Mini Me to replace Linda…
Dad…your wig is falling apart.
Hulk and Nick Hogan on there way to the first opening of 1981.
“Dad and son” outting to Wal-mart hoping to snag the last copy of “Joe Dirt” on sale for $6.99…
On this episode Mullet Man and Robmullet travel to Walmart to stop the plans of The Ridler.
“Training the mongrol mullett” Soon boy we will bestow the wife beater to you, and when you reach the higher ranks of white trash you will also receive the ultimate as I have, the skullet.
Son, Wal-Mart is like us, business in the front, party in the back.
And the blue ribbon in this years “WalMart for Cloning” campaign goes to…………………………
“C’mon son…let’s us find you a new Momma.”
“Dadda Chit. Dadda Chit. Dadda Chum,” the lobstrosities clicked hungrily as they approached their personal buffet.
“Ok boy. If you wanna hunt possum, you gotta look the part. You don’t want the whole trailer park laughin’ atcha! Just do what I tells ya and don’t ask why.”
“But ma says that I’m starting to look like a girl.”
“Don’t listen to that woman! She’s just there to clean the catchin’s and slop the trailer. What does she know? She ain’t got no hair!”
Now, honestly – all this talk about the nasty outfits Wal-Creatures wear, and you offer THOSE shorts! Give me a flippin’ break!
Pa I know we’re all business up front and party in the back, but can’t we just party all the time?
Billy Bob and his son Joe John are really excited about the weekly mullet contest at Wal-Mart.
I spy- father son mullets and a bad tan… any guesses to how the rest of the family looks?
Definitive Evidence: Mullets are Genetic!
Dad, when are we gonna start going to a real barber instead of coming here everytime?
Proof cloning is possible…they’ve been doing it for years in Georgia…they just called it inbreeding.
this is Joe Dirt 2 in the making…
Remember kiddo….you’ll find the business category in the front….party section in the rear……rockin the mullet….second generation style!!!
Wife beater t-shirt $6.00
Knock-off tennis shoes $24.00
Matching mullets PRICELESS
“Dad, When I grow up I want to be just like you”
“That’s great son, you can start practicing hitting your mother just as soon as we get home”
“I love you, Dad”
Tragically the m-U1137 hair pattern gene is carried on the Y chromosome.
Okay Billy, go run a brush through your hair, we are meeting your Momma to get our Christmas pictures done up and she wants us to look real nice!
Come on son, we gotta go find your mother before she gets a picture of her taken for peopleofwalmart.com. We don’t need our family on that website
Cletus takes his son Buford to Walmart for the first time. They’re on the hunt for camo,shotgun shells,pork rinds and Copenhagen. If they’re lucky,they’ll find a copy of Deliverance in the clearance aisle.
Look, son. At your age not having sleeves on your shirt would just make you look like a hick.
we’ll park the motorhome over here and start setting up home we’ll have a great view of the entrance,… let’s go in and get a few extension cords.
“When I grow up!”
“Now where did that dumpster get to? I’m starvin! Never know what treasures can be found son”
Son, now that you’ve mastered the mullet, I’ll teach ya’ how to cut the sleeves off ya’ t-shirt so it will really show off ya’ guns.
NEW AT WALMART!!! A Mini-Me Maker! You too can have your very own half sized hillbilly!!
*While supplies last*
Dad, why is your mullet grey? And why are you missing some of it?
Look! It’s Joe Dirt reborn again
I’ll call him……Mini Me!
1969 called, they want their hairstyle back. heh, I said 69.
…going to pick up the final “fixings” for the tailgate party on sunday because everyone knows its business in the front and the party is in the back!
sad thing is, this isnt father and son….. everyone who shops at this wal-mart has the same hair cut!
Hulk Hogan and Brooke Hogan are starting to go downhill…
Meet my hubby and um,er, daughter, Mull and Mullette.
People of Walmart in training.
Thinking nobody would remember him, Hulk Hogan takes his newest lil’ “hulkster” to visit his mama at work.
Redneck Evolution, from mullet to skullet.
Now that’s what I call DIE HARD Billy Ray Cyrus fans!
Mullets are ingrained in white trash DNA. Poor kid never had a chance.
Like Father-Brother Like Son-Nephew!
Now if little Jimmy can only learn to use the Mustache Wax on the bottom of his mullet to make perfect Mullet rings he will be able to take over the families taxidermy business.
Your shorts giveaway. .was a wal-mart moment for you. .and you just lost a percentage of your followers . you have become something else today. .
I will not be sharing you with my friends and family anymore. . .what are you going to show next?
Trailer Park SANTA and his ELF
“Tail of Two Hillbilly’s”
“Son, what the heck are you doing wearing SLEEVES when you’re with me?! I’m almost embarrassed to go into the Wal-mart with you lookin like that! And where the hell is your wallet chain??!”
“You got the list son?” Father says. “Yes dad, 2 bottles of shampoo, one for me and one for you. Tank top for me so my arms can be burnt like yours. And mom should be done at the Salon so we can meet her there.
Son; You see that chevy caprice there on the left? I knocked your mother up in a car just like that. Man! She was the purdist girl in town.
“Son, are ya wantin’ somethin’ ta eat?”
“Don’t know Paw, let me mullet over.”
And now, ladies and gentlemen, we present the Mullet duo performing their synchronized stunt routine. Gaze, enraptured, as they in synchronization leap the tallest trucks in this here parking lot!
I see your schwarts is as big as mine, grampa!
What did I tell you son I knew getting matching Mullets would get us on peopleofwalmart.com!
Dick shorts, REALLY? Why would I want people to think my dick is that small?
now we have the proof that POW’s legacy will never end
Jackie The Jokeman
Wear those shorts and you too can be a contestant on peopleofwalmart.com…
‘We ain’t rednecks, y’all can’t even see our necks!’
Today son you will learn the in’s and out’s of being a man. Mullett: Check now all thats left is a trip to Walmart to get some scissors and make u your very own sleeveless shirt.
bitchy the dwarf
“c’mon son, your last 3 mamas I got at Walmart was real winners. Let’s see if we can find you another good one, since the last one done run off jus’ like the others. I miss her, but mostly ‘cuz she took my best coon dog with her”
“As the father’s journey ends, the son’s journey begins.”
“Son, I know I told you that the mullet is the most important part of being a serial rapist, but trolling the next town over’s WalMart is the 2nd most important thing you need to know. Now, did you remember the ether?”
You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, You do the mullet-pokey and you shake it all about!
mmmm foood, me likey.
“We’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Walz”!
Hulk and Nick Hogan circa 1989.
This is NOT what Mike Myers had in mind when he created the Mini-Me idea.
We have come to fight as mullet-men, & mullet-man we are!
What will you do without the mullet?
Pa, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you.
Orange County Choppers: the early years.
Daddy, when I grow up I wanna be just like Hulk Hogan….
Me too son, Me too.
Would you like you mullet is medium or large?
Let me guess…The dad is wearing those shorts and Jr. wants a pair too.
I dunno why we go home son, I just dunno….
Who says Hulkamania isn’t still running wild?
“‘I’m gonna be like you, Dad,
You know I’m gonna be like you.’
And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon……”
Does Hulk Hogan have another son that wasn;t shown on Hogan Knows Best!!!
The beauty of it all is as the husband of his fathers wife’s mother, and the father of his uncle who is also also his step-brother, he will soon become his own Grandpa.
“Dad, is there a Wal-Mart in heaven?”
That boy wants to grow up to be just like his Pop! I just wanna win the shorts to be the only chick with dick shorts in Clearwater, Florida!
Nice hair son… but them sleeves gotta go!
Like father, like son. Quick, someone kick that apple away from the tree before it’s too late!
Come on son, let’s get you a proper shirt to finish the look.
“Daddy When do I get to cut these darn sleeves off like yours?”
“Son when yer hair starts to bald like mine that’s when you will become a man and be able cut them there sleeves off”
“Son, being a Hulkamaniac is more than just saying your prayers, eating your vitamins, and having a fabulous blond mullet… It’s a way of life.”
The oldest member of the Mullitia and the youngest member, proudly sport their mullets for everyone at Walmart to see.
See, cloning does work in the south
Johnny is the lucky recipient of the Wal-Mart sponsored big brother program.
Can we please remove the graphic images? This is such a fun blog – not necessary to have penises included.
The dad started becoming jealous of his son when he realized that Jr’s mullet was much better than his.
“Daddy? Is this heaven?”
“No son, it’s Walmart.”
Science fact: The mullet nut, doesn’t fall far from the mullet tree.
With no branches to stop it’s fall, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!
“And that spot right over there, son, is where you were conceived.”
Seen here is an adult walcreature teaching his offspring the hunter gatherer skill of “shopping” for car stereos.
Mullet Twin Powers….ACTIVATE!!!!!
Monkey see, monkey do.
Do you know the Mullet Man…, the Mullet Man? THE MULLET MAN!!!!
Hey pa! Why did ma get fired from the saloon?
As you know son ,this is my fav-o-rite wally-mart because I met your stepma, “winter booties”, in the liquor aisle…..
Fond du Lac
And the real beauty of it all, as the husband to the mother of his fathers wife, and the father of his uncle who is also his step-brother, he too will be his own Grandpa.
If I win those shorts, I can wear them to Walmart and get my picture took too!!!
Like father, like lover.
Don’t you dare smack that snake with the shovel!
Now remember son with the mullet comes great response ability not everyone can handle is awesome power but I think you might just have what it takes now lets us walk among are people.
When you’ve got a mullet like that, the only morally right thing to do is to pass it on to your son.
The father takes the son, to get his own wife beater t-shirt !
“It puts the Joe Dirt in the Walmart”
Son, lemme show ya what “Whitetail” really means….bizness in da front, party in the back and its all over boy
“Dad, I don’t want can I do so my mullet won’t bald? I’m afraid you may be loosing yours soon, and I don’t ever want mine to fade.”
“One day son, All this will be yours.”
The apple really does not fall far from the tree!
Looks like Hulkamania hasn’t been runnin wild in quite some time.
“Ladies and Gentleman the Winner of the 2009 Walmart father and son synchronized mullet walk competition goes to…”
Joe Dirt 2. A father and son’s redneck adventure.
Father and brother/son heading into redneck wonderland to “mull” over the new fall winter line of flannel shirts
Child Abuse. Nuff said
As they walked in together, Joe Dirt Sr said to Joe Jr “isn’t this heaven on earth?”
Mullet dad to Mullet boy.. “That there is the ritzy side of the parking lot with all the new cars, you need to stay on this side with the good ol’ trucks! Now lets go in and get some sunburn relief from bein at the nascar race all day!”
Put your left foot in…take your right foot out…do the hanky panky and shake your mullet all about.
Hulk: “Come on Nick, we have to get us some vitamins.”
Nick: “Maybe we can done pick up Mom and Brooke some of that lawngerie”