Do you think those are PIRATED DVDs?
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That is SO Fleetwood Mac.
November 30th, 2009
Night Shift Monkey
We’ve got a pirate and Santa on vacation in the SAME PICTURE! How awesome is that?
Looks kinda like Zorro too….haha
He’s taking the whole Capt. Morgan thing way too seriously.
dude… he’s picking his wedgie or something….
How does he haul that big ol’ hat around on those scrawny chicken legs of his?
quick! grab all the pauly shore movies ye can! if we cant kill davy jones well torture him till he wishes he wer! yarrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder if there are any Steven Seagal movies in the bin?
What an amazing deal, one DVD for $5.00, two for $10.00. Wonder how much three would cost?
Is that Estaban looking for his guitar teaching dvd’s???
I love W-M’s signs… If they were great movies, they wouldn’t be $5.
When he dances ze tango with ze assistant manager…
…ze prices – they drop like panties.
“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
Zorro rides again, this time at Walmart.
Great Movies $5 – isn’t that an oxymoron?
Or you can also get them 2 for $10, which is a way better deal.
That hat aint working with his pirate theme. A bandana would be better.
“Scuse me Santa, me bucco, I seem to have misplaced me cutlass and bottle of rum. I’m not really a pirate, I’m goimg to party at Fire Island.”
Sashay to the left…..
Sashay to the right……
Okay now gimme that pout…..
Show us what you’re workin’ with, honey…..
this movie’s rated ARRRR!!!!
Attention WalMart shoppers, there is a red 1968 gondola parked in the loading zone – would the owner please move it immediately. Thank you.
The Renaissance Festival has gotten so modern… No nostalgia…
I’m here from the MPAA to check your videos.
I will trade ye rum and spices for Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
Aye, that is a hornpipe in me pocket, and I’m damned happy to see ya
He’s looking for Colt 45 and Swisher Sweets, but a $5 movie is a $5 movie… how can you pass that up?
“Zorro, the Really Gay Blade”
“Say a-somethin like a sissy boy….”
so is his spanish galleon parked in the parking lot? thats gotta take up a few parking spaces
Oh my gosh… you guys are killing me with these comments!!!
Cannot. Stop. Laughing!!!!!!!! Thanks everyone!
Don’t make fun of me! I just pruned all your bushes….and your wife’s bushes
“He once had a wedgie, just to see what it feels like. He is…the most RIDICULOUS man in the world.”
“Stay humiliated, my friends….”
look closer people it says 5.50 not 5 dollars
“Have you seen my codpiece?”
he only comes down from the mountain top villa once a year to shop at wal-mart and you ruined his experience, captured his spirit, and made fun of his tights. …..uh, thanks for sharing!
Looks like Daniel Day Lewis is getting into another role. You gotta love method actors.
more like, “Butt Pitayes of the Caribbean
Look! Wal-mart even does the math for you!
Are they RRRRR-rated?
There must be a Renaissance Festival in town….He must be looking for the Robin Hood….Men in tights DVD for the after party!
I agree with Alisha. It’s got to be Zorro. Johnny Depp couldn’t have let himself go THAT bad…could he?
Didn’t I see him on late night television selling guitars?
Actually, it reads WAS $5.50 and now it’s 2 for $10.00, hence the INCREDIBLE sale! I noticed it only because I was instructed to LOOK CLOSER!
Steven Seagal, Pauly Shore, Water World, Dumb and Dumberer II…WOW, these are GREAT movies…
I am Antonio Banderas and how you say? AH Yes, Welcome To
Is 2 for $10 a good price for movies?
I think I know that Wal-Mart. I only know of one where you could set-up that shot from that angle.
It’s ZORRO…S GRANDPA!!
So… um I guess he decieded that he needed to look like Captin Morgan before he could drink like him!!! I wonder about people these days!
It looks like what’s left of his parrot is braided and tied to his hat.
bet he buys the swords for dummies book lol
A whole better then the couple in the flesh colored girdles…wonder where the other musketeers are…..
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to DIE!
AWWW Captain Feathersword & Yellowbeard staying for the nite with a classic, A night off pillaging hey Boys ??
I have those same boots! I’m pretty sure those are the strider boots from RenBoots. (Its ok, I’m a re-enactor….but then we’re a strange bunch. In fact, I’m waiting to see myself on here)
Pirate? Add a cape and he’s Zorro.
I just love the Wally World sign…
NOW 2 for $10!
It’s the same fucking thing!
Holy crap, it’s Keith Richards!
BIO-DOME IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!
” RRRrrrrrr! Matey!!!!….you just snatched me last copy of Mortal Kombat 2!
” says the pirate to the gray haired man in the blue jogging pants.
You see, he is the most interesting man in the world. He drinks Dos Equis.
I can’t say much, between my best friend’s renassance and western obsessions and my wierdo uncle’s pirate outfits, I could see both of them in outfits like this
Poker Joe: No way…Inigo Montoya had WAY more class than this guy.
December 1st, 2009
The scariest thing to me is, from the position of things, this looks like the Wal-Mart I work at, which IS in Alabama!
Anybody got my back?
“YARRRR!! I be Wal-Beard the Pirate, scourge of the Seven-Day Sale!”
Can O Whoopass
Howie Mandel’s looking for that ideal Iron Butterfly album.
My name is Antonio Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
All Pirates of the Caribbean start out good then morph into never-ending pieces of crap.
He wants a movie rated ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!
Why do I hear Malagueña in the background as this guy walks around?
- or –
I’m waiting for the Good and the Bad to come out for the gunfight.
The scary thing is that I think I know that guy. If so, he does play a pirate at renaissance festivals. He also works on the crew of a schooner that sails out of Key West.
@ GUNTHER ~ I just love ya too much honey. Thanks again for your posts, you ALWAYS crack me up!!!!
I think I know why the rum is gone.
Is he for real? Do normal guys actually dress like that? NOT!! And I thought of Zorro before a pirate, but after looking at it, could be both. The problem is both characters are from lore. Maybe he’s on break from making a movie and he came to Wal-Mart for a snack? Ya think? Just in costume…that must be it cause I can’t believe a guy would intentionally go out dressed like that! LOL
He is not looking for dvds he is looking for gold.
December 2nd, 2009
You will be surprised at what you see in Walmart. There are people dressed worse than him.
Where’s the rest of the mariachi band?
“look closer people it says 5.50 not 5 dollars”
How bout YOU look closer… enormous blue box with big white letters that say “Great Movies for $5.” Pretty sure that is what most people were referring to.
I bet he is looking for movies that are rated ARRRRR!
December 3rd, 2009
Dude I have to say, this guy looks more like Zorro, then Jack Sparrow. I wonder if Catherine zeta-jones is around here someplace.
I love his boots, though, I want a pair of those…
who uploaded this?
a friend showed me this. I took this picture! lol
December 5th, 2009
Them movies rated …arghhhhhhh????
January 8th, 2010
Holy crap honest to God he looks like my dad! Except my dad is usually in redneck wear and not latino dancin wear but wow!
October 5th, 2010