December 1st, 2009
A Schooner Is A Sailboat Stupid Head!
Oh sweet! It’s one of those hidden image stereograms. You have to relax your eyes to see the sailboat.
Montana
A Schooner Is A Sailboat Stupid Head!,
Oh sweet! It’s one of those hidden image stereograms. You have to relax your eyes to see the sailboat.
Montana
A Schooner Is A Sailboat Stupid Head!,
136 Comments, Comment or Ping
The boat is sinking!
December 1st, 2009
Good thing she’s by the first aid kits, I think I need one for my eyes now!!!!
December 1st, 2009
What cracks me up is that she looks like she is about to hit the beach and she is in Montana. I could be wrong but I think it is quite a way to the beach from there.
December 1st, 2009
Wastin’ away again in peachschnappsville.
December 1st, 2009
Mallrats FTW
December 1st, 2009
That can’t be Montana, it’s too cold up there and the snow is belly button deep.Got to be an embarassed Floridian.
December 1st, 2009
That can’t be Montana, it’s too cold up there and the snow is belly button deep.Got to be an embarassed Floridian.
December 1st, 2009
If you stare long enough, you can see the illusion!
December 1st, 2009
Proof that Grandma never quite recovered from that acid trip in 1967.
December 1st, 2009
Somebody needs to torpedo that one fast!!!!!
December 1st, 2009
wow wow wow thats is bright!
December 1st, 2009
Nope, I just see a completely insane individual..
December 1st, 2009
you shoulda seen how bad it was before I hurled in technicolor on it.
December 1st, 2009
I agree with grandmasdrinking. This sort of outfit is standard in the Sun City Center WalMart.
December 1st, 2009
oh crap, I think that’s my mom!
December 1st, 2009
Wonder how many people actually get the reference from the title… looking at the comments… not many…
December 1st, 2009
Awesome, i love a mall rats reference
December 1st, 2009
Let me explain officers… I was certain that if I suspend her from the ceiling and hit her with this stick, candy would come out. Obviously I was wrong.
December 1st, 2009
Ah!! I wish I were color blind!!
December 1st, 2009
This looks like something my mom would wear. : /
December 1st, 2009
It looks like a pastel rainbow exploded or maybe this is the new line of Skittles colored clothing.
December 1st, 2009
I wonder if it is hypercolor too?
December 1st, 2009
I see the failboat!
December 1st, 2009
Now, come on — it might be “busy” but there’s no ass crack camel toes hanging out the bottom of short shorts, no flobulous cellulite rippling in the breeze at the checkouts, no “your mom left lipstick rings on my dick” shirts… this is actually an ok photo by comparison to the usual …. Hell, if I were at a Montana Wal-Mart, I might need fluorescent clothing to feel alive, too.
Thanks, though, my eyes needed a brief respite from the really wack-ass train wrecks that you’ve found lately.
December 1st, 2009
I tried to relax my eyes… I really did… But after about two minutes, I fell out of my chair and got sick to my stomach. It’s a trap people! Don’t get sucked into it….
December 1st, 2009
So THAT’s where my pack of Fruit Stripe went.
December 1st, 2009
So no one is going to admirably confirm that the headline is from the under-appreciated and under-quoted ‘Mallrats’?
December 1st, 2009
MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!! I’M BLIND!!!!
December 1st, 2009
I bet she makes a killer brownie.
December 1st, 2009
From the title of this would this creature be from “Wal-Rats”?
December 1st, 2009
To Grandma’s drinking: The picture may not have been taken yesterday in Montana, I mean really……think
December 1st, 2009
Hmmm…my favorite thing about this pic is the fact that it’s heading and content quote Mallrats!!!!! That’s about it!
December 1st, 2009
So apparently old ladies in Montana think they’re the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland?
December 1st, 2009
YOU KNOW WHAT!! THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! OVER THERE IS JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!!
December 1st, 2009
NJMOM wins. I love the Mallrats themed caption.
December 1st, 2009
Better Wal-Rats than Wal R’ Us.
December 1st, 2009
OMG She’s wearing a giant Fruit Rollup!
December 1st, 2009
I don’t see a sailboat. I see an old lady with bad taste in outfits.
December 1st, 2009
lame
December 1st, 2009
It’s giving me a headache just like those hidden images used to, also, I never could see anything besides a lot of noisy colors. That outfit would only be cool at a black light party.
December 1st, 2009
This lady is dressed modestly and presumably appropriate for the weather. She wearing fun colors for summer. I see nothing wrong with this picture.
December 1st, 2009
…AND WE HAVE A STARTLING NEW ADDITION TO OUR POPULAR “R U A TRENDSETTER” COLLECTION…BRAVO!!!!…..
December 1st, 2009
Whoa! Just how many mushrooms did I eat???
December 1st, 2009
I think that I just went blind trying to look for the sail boat…..
December 1st, 2009
Looks like something that came from Flordia!…lol
December 1st, 2009
She’s dressed just fine for Walmart. Her outfit is the right size and everything’s covered. Plus, her figure is fine, her haircut meticulous and she’s color coordinated not only with the guy who’s with her but the yellow plastic tub as well. What more do you want?
If this pic was taken in Montana, it wasn’t recent, that’s for sure.
December 1st, 2009
Give her a break. Summer lasts about 5 minutes in Montana
December 1st, 2009
Somebody needs to adjust the vertical hold.
December 1st, 2009
That Grandma must be fun,most wouldn’t be so bold to wear that
December 1st, 2009
She just made it back from Yasgur’s Farm
December 1st, 2009
No one wears shorts in Montana in December…
December 1st, 2009
I wouldn’t call this lady a “Walcreature” .. but .. that IS one ugly-ass outfit.
The top is passable, I don’t mind the colors ..but the pants need to be a solid color.
December 1st, 2009
mallrats ftw
December 1st, 2009
Can we just go back to the last womans picture?
December 1st, 2009
It looks like a skittle eating bad artist just released… himself on an unfortunate old lady
December 1st, 2009
“Remember to stay out of the fabrics department, or we’ll never find ya, Grandma.”
December 1st, 2009
Can’t we do better than this?
December 1st, 2009
I hope everyone caught the Mallrats reference…
“You know what?! There is no Easter Bunny!!! Over there it’s just a guy in a suit!!!”
December 1st, 2009
Thank you for the Mallrats reference, it made my day.
December 1st, 2009
Screech has not aged well.
December 1st, 2009
The submitter of this photo gets bonus points for the Mallrats reference.
Unfortunately, in the process of trying to see the sailboat, I can’t unsee the colors.
December 1st, 2009
Be honest….how many of you squinted your eyes and really tried to see a sailboat?
December 1st, 2009
Honestly.. she’s pretty good for what you usually see on here!
I do have a headache from trying to see the sailboat, though. All I found was the lighthouse.
December 1st, 2009
“who’s your favorite new kid?”
December 1st, 2009
Sweet Jeebus! I’m getting dizzy…
December 1st, 2009
Hey I see the picture!! It’s a….dammit! she moved again.
December 1st, 2009
I see the sailboat in her butt! Stupidhead…hahahaha I haven’t said that in ages.
December 1st, 2009
FOR CHRIST SAKE, YOU PEOPLE ARE NUTS!!
THIS PHOTO IS OF 2 ORDINARY PEOPLE BUT YOU ASSHOLES HAVE TO MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT HER CHOICE OF GARB!!
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CLOWNS WEAR WHEN YOU GO TO WALLY-WORLD??
WHOM SO EVER HAS NOT SINNED, THY CAST THE FIRST STONE …
HA
December 1st, 2009
If they made a special prison just for clowns, I think that this would be the uniform….
December 1st, 2009
That monster! How many rainbows had to die to make that outfit!
December 1st, 2009
Mental Midget why dont u just let the rest of us hate in peace and quiet
December 1st, 2009
If this is Montana, then this is a displaced Floridian. She’d look completely normal in Fort Myers or Port St Lucie.
December 1st, 2009
Quote from Malrats
Little Girl: [looking at a Magic Eye poster] Wow. It’s a schooner.
Willam Black: Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It’s not a schooner… it’s a Sailboat.
Little Boy: A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head!
Willam Black: [becoming enraged] You know what? There is NO Easter Bunny! Over there, that’s just a guy in a suit!
December 1st, 2009
Love the Garanimals.
December 1st, 2009
She looks great. Just the wrong season and the wrong state.
December 1st, 2009
Laura Bush after the pot party.
December 1st, 2009
some where over the rainbow. i don’t think we’re in kansas any more
December 1st, 2009
I don’t see $hit.
p.s. Mallrats quote.
December 1st, 2009
omg is she buying a sled in that sweet ass suit
December 1st, 2009
Not montana i agree…but the bright thing in the back is a kiddie pool.
December 1st, 2009
I wonder how many siezures she triggered walking through the store like that.
December 1st, 2009
As I relax the eyes, all that happens is the ass continues to flatten….
December 1st, 2009
I wonder how many siezures she triggered walking through the store like that
December 1st, 2009
go for it grannie,you look so cool in montana,,,,,,,,,,
December 1st, 2009
At least she’s gonna buy the first aid kit for that acid trip.
December 1st, 2009
the title is so funny lol
December 1st, 2009
It looks like rainbow vomit.
December 1st, 2009
Hey not everyone in Florida wears that crap, there are also otherstates that have beaches and sunny warm weather also that have people wearing crap for nothing clothes! It is quite scarey! She is confused unless she still thinks it is Halloween! Hopefully that is it!
December 1st, 2009
not bad for WalMart. I bet she has a sparkly personality and drinks cocktails with little colorful umbrella’s
December 1st, 2009
RE SEAN -
MOST PEOPLE WILL ALLOW YOU TO “HATE IN PEACE AND QUIET”, JUST AS MOST WILL ALLOW ME TO MAKE ‘MENTAL MIDGET’ COMMENTS IN RESPONSE!
AS CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WE HAVE BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS – SOME MAY WANT TO “HATE IN PEACE AND QUIET’; OTHERS, MYSELF INCLUDED, WOULD RATHER POINT OUT THE STUPIDITY OF THOSE, WHO SEEM TO AGREE, THAT WE SHOULD ALL ADHERE TO THE “PACK MENTALITY”!!
December 1st, 2009
@ mental
The pack mentality that you refer to may be more “Lord of the Flies” than “Brady Bunch”, so I think that you are ultimately making Seans point.
December 1st, 2009
That is a pool they are purchasing right? She is just excited to get in the pool! She would not dare slip into a bikini!!!
December 1st, 2009
Ok… I gotta say this is not a recent picture, everything shouts summer time.. the mans shorts, her outfit, the person buying the swimming pool,…
December 1st, 2009
i don’t see a sailboat….but i did find Waldo….don’t you see him??
December 1st, 2009
love the mallrats reference
December 1st, 2009
I’m not sure which stuns me more: the fact that some clothing manufacturer made it or this woman thought it was nice enough to buy.
December 1st, 2009
The 80′s called…. they said you can keep that awful outfit.
December 1st, 2009
lighten up metal midget and join the hate pack!
December 1st, 2009
I see like a dozen eyes staring back at me.
December 1st, 2009
that’s my physics teacher…
December 1st, 2009
This outfit is psychedelic alright and certainly not my taste, but it’s trendy for warm weather states (maybe she’s a tourist). Her hair is styled nicely, she has a nice figure, and I see nothing wrong with it except it’s hard on the eyes. Maybe she just wanted to be colorful and happy. This certainly doesn’t deserve to be on this page.
December 1st, 2009
Why in the heck didn’t the man with her tell her that her outfit is horrid? Obviously he doesn’t give a crap about her.
December 1st, 2009
jennifer,if the dude told her that,she’d still be bitch slapping him,,,,,,,,,,
i’d never tell my “”lady”" she dresses like chit,,,,,,,,
December 1st, 2009
This is a look you’d see amongst the retired set in Miami/Las Vegas/Palm Springs. But MONTANA??
December 1st, 2009
I SAW IT!!! and I have never been able to do those things. Guess i need to wear them instead of hanging them on my wall.
December 1st, 2009
RE ANDREW -
ANDREW SHOULD REVIEW WHAT I WROTE BECAUSE HE TOTALLY MISUNDERSTOOD WHAT I WROTE!!
THIS DOESN’T SURPRISE ME, MOST PEOPLE READ AT A 4th GRADE LEVEL OF COMPREHENSION!
WHAT I WROTE AND THE WAY I STRUCTURED IT, WAS AN EXPERIMENT TO TEST JUST HOW STUPID MANY PEOPLE ARE!!
WHAT I WROTE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BOOK, LATER A BASTARDIZED MOVIE ADAPTATION, THAT HE REFERRED TO; IT JUST HAPPENS TO BE A SOCIOLOGICAL FACT!!
December 1st, 2009
I agree Grandmasdrinking and Buttersmom. Looks to me as if shes a “snowbird.” Up north for the Summer, then down here for the Winter. And No we dont ALL wear those colors BUT it IS VERY common. If not for the fact my mother hasnt been to Montana I would swear that was her as well.
December 1st, 2009
MENTAL MIDGET -
Anyone with a 4th grade level comprehension knows that typing with caps lock on is the mark of incurably small genitalia. Just sayin’…
December 1st, 2009
She looks like a stack of Lifesavers. What flavor is next..pineapple?
December 1st, 2009
If you stare at it for a minute, and let your eyes relax, a 3d image will pop out.
December 1st, 2009
Woops. I’m a dolt. I didn’t get the title – Now I just look like a tool.
December 1st, 2009
hahaha good one zoid
December 1st, 2009
MALL RATS YESSSS!!!!
December 2nd, 2009
Okay, for those of you who did not live in the northwest (I live on the Montana border, near Billings), that picture could very well have been taken a few days ago. What passes for cold up here is not what passes for cold in the rest of the country. I lived in Beaumont, Texas for 21 years, and was shocked when I saw people wearing shorts (like the guy in the photo) when it was 30 degrees outside. When it gets to 30 below zero, trust me, 30 above is just fine, thank you…..
December 2nd, 2009
However, the fact that I see swimming supplies in the photo is NOT indicative of this time of year at all. The warm clothing does not surprise me, but the pool supplies are a dead giveaway that this is an old photo.
December 2nd, 2009
I think the best part about that picture is the fact that there is a snow saucer in cart and she’s dressed for the beach
December 2nd, 2009
its not a hidden image picture.. its camo. you see when she was younger she was in love with the bad guy from the carebear movies. well she snaped when they allways managed to turn him into a good guy. she has been waiting years and the timeing is right….. first stop, the forest of feelings. as soon as her waiting peirod is over for the uzi she bought..
December 2nd, 2009
Whoa it looks like the person that designed that outfit was trippin on LSD!
December 2nd, 2009
Poor MENTAL MIDGET. Did you forget to take your Anti-Bitch meds again?
December 2nd, 2009
Poor Mental Midget…. Did you forget to take your Anti-Bitch pill again ?
December 2nd, 2009
Nice Mallrats referrence. Awesome, Kevin would be proud!!!
December 2nd, 2009
‘Excuse me lady, but the discowear is in aisle 7!’
December 2nd, 2009
RE ZOID -
HEY, THANKS FOR THE IRRELEVANT SUPPOSITION, DUMMY!!
THEY DIDN’T COVER THAT TOPIC WHEN I GOT MY GRAD DEGREES …
I HAVE ALWAYS TOLD STUDENTS, EVEN SOME CRETINS HAVE SOMETHING TO OFFER SOCIETY; YOU JUST HAVE TO DIG A HELLUVA LOT DEEPER TO FIND A DEMONSTRABLE QUANTITY!!
December 2nd, 2009
RE THE RAVEN-
YES, BY GOLLY I DID FORGET THE ANTI-BITCH MEDS …
ACTUALLY, FOR SEVERAL MONTHS I CONTINUED TO PRESCRIBE THEM FOR PATIENTS BUT THE MAJORITY SHOWED NO DISCERNABLE IMPROVEMENT!!
FOR AN INDIVIDUAL SUCH AS YOU, I WOULD PROBABLY RECOMMEND AT LEAST A DAILY 1000 Mg, PERHAPS 2000 Mg, OF THORAZINE!
IF NO OTHER REGIMEN HAS HELPED TO ALLEVIATE YOUR SYMPTOMS, THIS MED SHOULD SMOOTH OUT YOUR PERSISTANT IRRITABILITY AND ASSOCIATED PSYCHOSIS …
December 2nd, 2009
Top with solid bottoms would be ok
Bottoms with solid top would be ok
together, just a bit much…she does manage to pull it off though!!
December 2nd, 2009
I get it! I get it! I love MALLRATS!!
December 2nd, 2009
She trying to blend into her shower curtain surroundings… You’d never see her coming..
December 2nd, 2009
uh oh, I live in montana, and I believe that is our wal-mart…
December 2nd, 2009
I’d like to see that outfit under blacklights.
December 2nd, 2009
That’s where Rainbow Bright has been all these years….In Montana..
December 3rd, 2009
It’s entirely possible that this picture was taken in MT, people break out the shorts and t-shirts when it hits 45 degrees outside. Compared to the temperatures the rest of the winter, that’s warm.
December 3rd, 2009
Is it messed up that I actually do see the sailboat?
December 4th, 2009
GREAT title man…impressive!
December 5th, 2009
I think she looks cute. Bright, cheerful, vacation-y…and cute. Well put together, great hair cut.
Y’all are just being too critical.
Sure it’s bright and busy, but not bad for all that.
October 21st, 2011
omg a mallrats reference as the title!!! that is the best thing ever it so made my day!!!!!!! oh yeah and her outfit is ugly lol
January 8th, 2012
Nothing like letting it all hang is there, wonderful pics?
April 24th, 2013
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