December 2nd, 2009
Her Juice Box Is Hanging Out
Instead of busting through the wall screaming “OH YEAH” she just kinda stumbles out of your bathroom with a lit cigarette and a rolled up newspaper coughing up last night’s bourbon.
Alabama
Her Juice Box Is Hanging Out,
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Mini-cunt bumper.
December 2nd, 2009
Oh Nooooo!
December 2nd, 2009
It’s all good, though! She’s got her robe on to cover it, and her jacket on to cover her robe!
December 2nd, 2009
I just had a Family Guy scene run through my head where Kool Aid Pitcher busts through the door and screams…
“OH HELL NO!!!”
December 2nd, 2009
is she wearing a coat over her bathrobe? haha…
December 2nd, 2009
looks more like a juice bag.
December 2nd, 2009
HHHHEEEYYYYY KKKOOOLLLAAIIDDD!!!! lol
December 2nd, 2009
“Bring Han Solo to me and I will freeze him……”
December 2nd, 2009
She’s a trend setter. The rest of the world can just kiss her ass!
December 2nd, 2009
oooh, just a little more sugar puh-LEEEEEEEEEZ!
December 2nd, 2009
What makes people think it’s ok to go out in public dressed like that?!
December 2nd, 2009
Gross………yuck………how can you leave the house like that??
December 2nd, 2009
Brings an entire new definition to the phrase ‘Bama Tide’
December 2nd, 2009
GEEZ! Talk about giving up on life! And nice GUNT! You know, the gut above the cunt….
December 2nd, 2009
I gotta feeling it may have not have a ‘lotta great taste’ but there’s obviously a ‘whole lot more’
December 2nd, 2009
looks like a used juice box – I see were they poked her with the straw…ewwww Let me guess Fruit Punch
December 2nd, 2009
Hey, This all could have been avoided if she had just been given a snuggie instead of a bathrobe.
December 2nd, 2009
Is it just me or can you not just say Alabama. It always comes out with a twang! And I’m from PA, geez.
This woman really is wearing a coat over a robe isn’t she. WOW… OH NOOO!!!!
December 2nd, 2009
juice box??? more like a whole carton.
December 2nd, 2009
That is a three-gallon Belly Button!
December 2nd, 2009
UMM, You put the black bar sensor over the wrong part of the picture. No one really wants to see her gut hanging out.
December 2nd, 2009
nice!
December 2nd, 2009
Honey you get your butt home. Don’t make me come down there.
December 2nd, 2009
I’m betting she’s on her way to get her bellybutton pierced. Bubba made her stop and get his skoal 1st….
December 2nd, 2009
OK, got the Kool-Aid tee-shirt, whatever.. The black skirt, hmm, ok? Then we’ve got what appears to be a blue terry cloth robe under a jacket which possibly has Pooh and friends on it.. Well, I guess I’m glad she’s covered up (mostly)
December 2nd, 2009
OH YEAH!
December 2nd, 2009
It’s like the Michelin Man and Kool-Aid man fornicated and squeezed out this gem!
December 2nd, 2009
Hey, Kool-Aid! You know that Snuggie you’re wearing under your jacket? Please turn it around and wear it the way it’s supposed to be worn. Thanks.
December 2nd, 2009
Yep I just puked a little in my mouth
December 2nd, 2009
Ugh. After seeing this pic, I wanna drink some “special” Kook Aid that will put me out of my misery.
December 2nd, 2009
Her juice box brings all the boys to the yard.
December 2nd, 2009
dressed like that nobody’s going to be dipping in her koolaid any time soon
December 2nd, 2009
She’s flashing the world with her 6 pack abs.
December 2nd, 2009
If she’s walking around like that in public, I’ll bet she’s got the meth teeth to go with that outfit…
December 2nd, 2009
She didn’t actually “self-check out” how sad.
December 2nd, 2009
gee I hope she’s buying a pair of fuzzy boots. I shouldn’t laugh my tummy looks about the same but I keep it covered. * off to do a million crunches*
December 2nd, 2009
Okay,it’s one thing to SHOP for your child’s clothing.But,actually WEARING the damn shirt???? That’s just WRONG!!!!
December 2nd, 2009
ewwww gross!
December 2nd, 2009
She looks like a big busted can of biscuits!!!!
December 2nd, 2009
all states have there “juice box” PA (lovelydarkness333), don’t be hating, PA has there Redneckville….lol ….
December 2nd, 2009
She could probably knit a sweater and butter a bagel with what’s in that navel.
December 2nd, 2009
Alabama. Bad state, even worse country band, and the women? Well, did one ever win the pageant?
December 2nd, 2009
Walmart-Desensitizing us to the grotesque since 1962
December 2nd, 2009
No part of anything she’s wearing makes sense anywhere but INSIDE a Walmart.
December 2nd, 2009
She looks like a big ol’ can of busted biscuits!!!!!
December 2nd, 2009
She needed the robe to keep her legs warm. It’s winter you know – you can’t leave the house in shorts alone.
I love that she is in the self check out. Those lanes should be reserved for the able minded.
December 2nd, 2009
She looks disappointed that she can’t play solitaire on the self checkout terminal.
December 2nd, 2009
The whole package is beyond horrifying but I cannot understand why there is a bathrobe with a jacket. With that many layers there is no excuse for her gut to be exposed.
December 2nd, 2009
I just wonder if they take a picture and then run…..how do they get all these pictures with out people getting pissed off…lol
December 2nd, 2009
If she gets closer she could scan her stretch marks
December 2nd, 2009
This must be the Trailer Park Goddess I’ve heard about. The one with her statue erected in Athens, Ga, for all the white trash to worship at her feet.
December 2nd, 2009
My milkshake brings all the… bleehhcc (Sorry, I just threw up a little)
December 2nd, 2009
I BELIEVE THAT’S A TIGGER JACKET OVER HER BATHROBE. ALSO APPEARS TO BE A BLACK SKIRT. NICEEEEEE!
December 2nd, 2009
We think we’ve got it bad looking at this…
Has anyone noticed the 2 people standing at the register to the back right of her?
Just imagine the pain they felt seeing this live and in person…
December 2nd, 2009
Is it just me or can you not just say Pennsylvania. It always comes out with a twang! LOL. Hey PA has Rednecks, don’t all states….lol
December 2nd, 2009
I would imagine whatever s she is looking for in her purse it has fallen into that very deep hole of a belly button…….I would bet there is also a pork chop in there too!!!!
December 2nd, 2009
I always wondered what happened to the Cheer leaders in football games after they “lost it” Apparently they all get gigs with Kool-Aid.
December 2nd, 2009
…OH C’MON!…THE MEAT DEPARTMENT STILL AIN’T PACKIN’ THE MEAT PROPERLY!!!…
December 2nd, 2009
Some things cannot be unseen. Sweet Jesus, my eyes, my eyes!!!
December 2nd, 2009
If she didn’t have the highlights in her hair I would have said this was a “don’t”, but because of the hair highlights I say it’s a total “do”. Lovely.
December 2nd, 2009
i think i might have the purse she’s buying…
December 2nd, 2009
I can’t imagine there are people out there that even leave the house this way! You realize just how lazy is when they can’t even change their damn clothes!
December 2nd, 2009
I used to think that PoWM unfairly made fun of poor people and all that other guilty liberal crap.
But now…
What the hell goes through a person’s head when prepping for a trip to the big evil W when the final answer is “tight red Kool Aid shirt, blue bath robe and shorts”???
It is insanely hard to feel bad for people who don’t have enough self-respect to even put on a modicum of socially acceptable attire. If you’re that fucking stupid to wear that hideous of an outfit, you deserve to be publicly humiliated on the inter-webs.
December 2nd, 2009
Gosh I wish i could see her shoes….
December 2nd, 2009
Reminds me of Austin Powers “Get In My Belly!”
December 2nd, 2009
If this is how she dresses to go out how on earth does she dress at home?
December 2nd, 2009
Look like money, smell like dolla’s!!!!!
December 2nd, 2009
That “GUNT” is almost close enough to be bagged up itself. She should have used the “speedy” check out. Spared herself from appearing on this website.
December 2nd, 2009
There is really no excuse for being such a slob. I don’t care how poor she is , she can clean up and cover up before going out in public. A disgrace to the human race.
December 2nd, 2009
OH YEEEAAHHHHH!!!! almost as big as the kool-aid man’s gunt. i bet she can see her feet about as easily as he can.
December 2nd, 2009
Is this an ad to push “sugar-free” Kool-Aid, because if so….I’m sold!
December 2nd, 2009
That’s just so damn sexy. Anyone get her number? ((barf!))
December 2nd, 2009
I just love that she has it all topped off with that up to date frost job to match so well??????
December 2nd, 2009
somebody needs to put a brawan
December 2nd, 2009
Thank God her breasts are not bigger or they would be hanging below the bottom of the shirt!
December 2nd, 2009
Wal Mart employee of the month.
December 2nd, 2009
” Poppa don’t preach! I’m in trouble deep. Poppa don’t preach! I’m on losing street.”
December 2nd, 2009
No rock on the finger…BIG SURPRISE no one has snatched her up yet…hate to see what she would be wearing if she had been married a few years and didn’t have anyone left to impress.
December 2nd, 2009
I’m thinking Tiger sent her out for snacks!!
December 2nd, 2009
She is obviously making a statement. Fortunately, I do not speak, nor do I understand, that particular language.
December 2nd, 2009
ahhh the speedy check out…she’s got places to go/ houses to haunt.
December 2nd, 2009
They gave her the courtesy of covering her eyes but what about ours!?
December 2nd, 2009
Juice box? More like a pony keg!
December 2nd, 2009
She’s an obama supporter. Look at her Kool-Aid shirt!
December 2nd, 2009
She keeps herself in great shape by clogging…
…toilets.
December 2nd, 2009
THIS IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR THIS WOMAN BUT SHE MUST HAVE BEEN IN A HELLUVA HURRY TO GET TO WALLY-WORLD.
I MEAN SHE FORGOT TO PUT HER TIT HOLDER ON, THEN FORGOT TO TAKE OFF HER ROBE!!
Hmmm … THIS IS JUST A SWAG (SCIENTIFIC WILD ASS GUESS) BUT I BET SHE FORGOT TO PUT ON HER WIDDLE PINKIES!!
ACTUALLY, SHE LOOKS LIKE THE TYPICAL WOMAN I USUALLY FIND MYSELF IN BED WITH …
DANG, IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER COLD SHOWER FOR THE MENTAL MIDGET!!!! HA
December 2nd, 2009
Redneck fashion tip #1: Belly shirts are for people who don’t have bellies.
December 2nd, 2009
Going to Walmart dressed like this? She shouldn’t hide in the closet looking like she does. Wow. I actually saw a Wally creature this morning but it was at a Walgreens so I didn’t think it would count. I smelled it before I saw it. Disgusting.
December 2nd, 2009
Am I the only one who plays the “please don’t let it be my state” game?
I die a little inside everytime one is from Alabama. Don’t they realize they are perpetuating the stereotype?
December 2nd, 2009
The ghost of Christmas past has been known to frequent the Walmart establishment wondering around aimlessly like a drunken zygote.
December 2nd, 2009
Mama’s got a juice box
She wears on her chest
And when Daddy comes home
He never gets the rest
Cause she’s drinkin’ all night
And the music’s alright.
Mama’s got a juice box
Daddy never sleeps at night
(with apologies to The Who)
December 2nd, 2009
RE ROYGBIV -
I FELT SORRY FOR YOU, I VOTED “LIKE”. AT LEAST YOU NOW HAVE 1 GOOD VOTE AGAINST ALL THE HILLBILLY’S WHO VOTED AGAINST YOU.
December 2nd, 2009
I gotta give you credit. That is one of the funniest captions I have seen in awhile!
December 2nd, 2009
some people really don’t care that they make people sick looking at them
December 2nd, 2009
It’s bad enough when women with potbellies wear a bare-midriff shirt. But look closer (if you can). This woman has a shirt that CAN actually cover that belly, but she has intentionally lifted it up. WHY WHY WHY?
December 2nd, 2009
its not a bath robe….. her briother was bendin her backwards over the wisky barrel and she blew the front of her snuggie out. shes there to buy duct tape to patch it up after she fixes the holes in the seats of her car.
December 2nd, 2009
She’s going through the self-check line ‘cuz she knows no cashier can keep a straight face!
December 2nd, 2009
Lizbeth sez, “Ahh lubbs Walmart’s donut row. Iz yummy.”
December 2nd, 2009
To CHERYL IN AL
Actually Cheryl, the rest of us play “I hope it’s Alabama so we can point and laugh at Cheryl”…
Just jackin’ with ya’
No, you’re are not alone.
December 2nd, 2009
Everyone is stirrin all up in her Kool-Aid, but who really wants to know the FLAVOR?
December 2nd, 2009
Ya’ll missed the issue all together….brown purse and black shorts….duh!! haha!
December 2nd, 2009
Everyone is stirrin’ all up in her Kool-Aid, but who really wants to know the FLAVA!
December 2nd, 2009
OH YEEEAAAH…………………….OH NOOOOOO..NAUGHTY NAUGHTY KOOLAID!!!
December 2nd, 2009
imagine what her home looks/smells like if she cant even change her clothes when she rolls out of bed. ew
December 2nd, 2009
Is that her second mouth used to fill what is obviously her two stomaches?
December 2nd, 2009
Hey Kool-Aid, put your shirt down, even the Pillsbury Doughboy doesn’t wanna poke that.
December 2nd, 2009
Looks like a roll of biscuits that split open in the heat…
December 2nd, 2009
WHY?????
December 2nd, 2009
You know what goes great with that Kool-Aid shirt?
YOUR C-SECTION SCAR!
December 2nd, 2009
You know what goes great with that Kool-Aid shirt?
YOUR C-SECTION SCAR!
December 2nd, 2009
Wal Mart Haiku:
Kool aid made me fat,
Dad has Tats and a mullet
Get in my belly!
December 2nd, 2009
Juice box? Looks more like a coin slot to me!
December 2nd, 2009
That can’t be real, do people really do that? *shakes head*
December 2nd, 2009
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HER COMPETE AN THE SODA VS. KOOL-AID LOG ROLLING CONTEST!!!!
December 2nd, 2009
“unidentified item in the scanning area”
December 2nd, 2009
haha. its Tina the Talking Tummy. ahaha
December 2nd, 2009
RE LISA -
WHILE SOME MAY ASK “WHY”, OTHERS WILL ASK “WHY NOT”?
DID SOME CROOKED POLITICIAN USE THIS OR IS THIS AN ORIGINAL “MENTAL MIDGET” QUOTE??
DOES ANYONE CARE?? PROBABLY NOT … HA
December 2nd, 2009
luckily there are bags at the register so i i dont have to throw up on the floor !!!!
December 2nd, 2009
Wife of “OH YEAH” guy.
December 2nd, 2009
It looks like she has her shirt pulled up intentionally. Or maybe not intentionally, but it does look like she could pull it down a bit to cover that gut. Every little bit counts in this situation, please pull it down!
December 2nd, 2009
That’s a Boobie Do.
Stomach sticks out farther than her boobies do.
December 2nd, 2009
Yo mamma’s so fat when the kids see her walk down the street they all shot “HEY KOOL- AID”!
December 2nd, 2009
I mean shout Kool-aid
December 2nd, 2009
Can we get a price check on butt gut?
December 2nd, 2009
WOW! that is superb. I go “wal-ation” hunting in Louisiana and the word must be out, I never see anything like that.
December 2nd, 2009
LOOK DOWN!! LOOK DOWN!! Do you see that!? Now pull your shirt down!!
December 2nd, 2009
That’s right at the perfect level for some poor kid to come running around the corner and SMACK, face full of flub.
December 2nd, 2009
yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww go bama,,,,,,,,, queen of the double wide,,,,,wtf is wrong with these lazy people ???
December 2nd, 2009
You know somewhere close is 5 kids with snotty noses, dirty jeans, and crocks on pretending they don’t know her..
December 2nd, 2009
Hopefully she is there to get her meds too. Cause you have to be off your rocker to go out like that!
December 2nd, 2009
Oh YEAAAAAAH!
December 2nd, 2009
oh that is just nasty **HURLS**
December 2nd, 2009
all those clothes and still we manage to see some blubber!
December 2nd, 2009
Um…..Ewwwwwwww
December 2nd, 2009
I can handle most of the things she is wearing. But she doesnt feel a breeze on her large stomach? Why wear layers if your going to let all for flab hang out!
December 2nd, 2009
Hey its my Mother in law!
December 2nd, 2009
that’s just eight kinds of nasty.
December 2nd, 2009
My milkshake scares all the boys from the yard….
December 2nd, 2009
I just LOVE my little sweet potato!
December 2nd, 2009
Sadly enough, I bet her husband is the one who took this picture and sent it in!
December 2nd, 2009
A juice bag with a zipper too. (C-sec scar)
December 2nd, 2009
She’s gonna make sure people “stay all outta her koolaid”..and sometimes a robe just isn’t enough…
December 2nd, 2009
My milkshake scares all the boys from the yard!!
December 2nd, 2009
which of these buttons is for the EBT card again? I have Beer, cigarrettes, and scratch-offs to buy.
December 2nd, 2009
Where, Oh where is Jim Jones when you need him?
December 2nd, 2009
That robe she has on looks like a hospital robe.
December 2nd, 2009
Damn! Aunt Linda snuck off without taking her meds again… Where’s the keys?
December 2nd, 2009
I was thinking she must be mentally ill then I saw that it was Alabama and thought oh well there you go. Also I think she’s trying to buy her own purse. So there you go again.
I think we should start having a thing that tells what time of day it is. These might make more sense than they do now. Like was this 3 AM?
Naw sorry still crazy.
December 2nd, 2009
Hmm. I thought the front butt was supposed to be lower. And smaller. And not visible in public.
December 2nd, 2009
That’s not a juice box…That’s called a fatty pack
December 2nd, 2009
Looks like Roll Tide Roll with the belly hanging out!
December 2nd, 2009
Why do people from the hate mail section think that people dressing like this is due to poverty and that we are mean to make fun of them? This has nothing to do with being poor, this is just inappropriate and disgusting.
December 2nd, 2009
That is just plain wrong!
December 2nd, 2009
Is it me, or is she deliberately exposing her gross stomach?
December 2nd, 2009
oh my gosh…..is she wearing a robe???
December 2nd, 2009
I don’t think poverty is causing this. It would have to be mental illness.
December 2nd, 2009
People like this make all of us Alabamians look bad.. >:[
We aren’t all as disgusting as that. Just saying.
December 2nd, 2009
Hey Kool-Aid.
December 2nd, 2009
You’d think with a shirt, a robe AND a jacket, something would cover her belly!
December 2nd, 2009
your captions are better than the pictures…..keep ‘em coming….
December 2nd, 2009
I heard od say no to crack, BUT ON THE FRONT? She looks like her head is on backwards and that’s a plumbers crack!
December 2nd, 2009
Richard Simmons diet that crashed! Hey KoolAid! Oh lord please forgive me!
December 2nd, 2009
She’s too sexy for her shirt, too sexy…. o0
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December 2nd, 2009
It’s “Momma” from “Throw Momma From The Train”
December 2nd, 2009
No thank you…I think that Kool-Aid mix expired a few years ago.
December 2nd, 2009
Sweet reversible bath robe!
December 2nd, 2009
OH NOOOOOOOOOO!
December 2nd, 2009
does anyone know if shes married or has a sister ? i like that sports bra shes got on .. almost looks like she ant got 1 on … i bet shes tangy like kool-aid..
December 2nd, 2009
Note to self: Never mix Kool-aid with sour milk juggs!!!
December 2nd, 2009
Either mentally ill, a drunk, or both.
December 2nd, 2009
The sad thing is that this look would be hot if Lady GaGa did it!
December 2nd, 2009
What a fat disgusting PIG! I wish I could see Mr. T run in the room and punch her right in the gut.
December 2nd, 2009
The caption for this photo is perfection. Just enough to bring the vomit to the back of your throat, but not enough to actually throw up.
Well played, Sir. Well played.
December 2nd, 2009
“Select EBT”
December 2nd, 2009
What the hell is she wearing?
December 2nd, 2009
KOOL IT!
December 2nd, 2009
even Brawny Man couldn’t absorb that spill!
December 2nd, 2009
even Brawny Man couldn’t absorb that spill!
December 2nd, 2009
WHAT A JUICE BAG!!!!!!
December 3rd, 2009
This is a fashion “Don’t”.
December 3rd, 2009
In case you’re wondering: this is what it looks like to truly not give…a…shit!
December 3rd, 2009
What’s really sad is that she’s trying to buy her own purse!!!
December 3rd, 2009
A pictorial representation of Jonestown’s last days.
December 3rd, 2009
She’s rolled her shirt up to expose that awful slab of lard she calls a stomach.
December 3rd, 2009
LMAO@Gunther’s posting…………. clogging…..toilets Still laughing……
December 3rd, 2009
Where’s the spout for that big fat “Kool Aid” Pitcher?
December 3rd, 2009
I’d hit it. And probably then be engulfed and never seen again..
December 3rd, 2009
FUPA
Fat Upper Pu$$y Area
December 3rd, 2009
Why bother blocking her identity??? Maybe someone on here will recognize her and send her a link to this site… What a freakin’ mess. But at least it’s all covered, except for the jelly roll.
December 3rd, 2009
I still can’t figure out if she’s wearing a hospital gown under her sweater, it just might explain a few things
December 3rd, 2009
20 bucks says a kid mistakes her for the kool-aid man
December 3rd, 2009
20bucks says someone actually thought she was the kool-aid man
December 3rd, 2009
Best caption yet, totally love it! :]
December 3rd, 2009
Totally love the caption! Best one yet! lol
December 3rd, 2009
She could probably eat and drink through her belly button
December 3rd, 2009
The caption right below the photo is still the best one. Great Koolaid reference.
December 3rd, 2009
What aisle at the Wal are the WONDER MIRRORS on? I have yet to find that mirror that makes me look like a million dollars and give me the confidence to walk out the door when all I’m wearin’ is a bathrobe, some dirty drawers, and my flab is flappin’ in the breeze! Oh does your gut hang low?
December 3rd, 2009
Oh man, I am lovin’ the Kool-Aid shirt! She kind of is like the big Kool-aid Man mascot! Yummy!
December 3rd, 2009
No one could possibly top the site’s initial comment. No one. I think I actually peed.
December 4th, 2009
if she is looking for her wallet, she might want check in the black bottem-less pit located just south of her shirt and slightly north of her shorts =/ it looks like you could lose many things in there….like your dignity.
December 4th, 2009
if she is looking for her wallet, she might want to check that black hole located just south of her shirt and just slightly north of her shorts=/ it seems like she could lose many things in there…like her dignity
December 4th, 2009
Bourbon?? I’m thinking KeyStone Light!!
December 4th, 2009
What the hell is going on in Alabama?
December 4th, 2009
ROYGBIV, I bet you have never left your state.. Most of the people in Alabama DO NOT look like this.
Mental Midget- You don’t seem very smart, so I will just leave your name in this post so you feel important!
LIKE!
December 4th, 2009
Pack your bags, Cletus! We be goin’ WILD FUPA huntin’!!!
December 4th, 2009
how do they not know they are getting their pictures takin? … and wow this girl is bad.
December 5th, 2009
Mrs. Lebowski?
December 5th, 2009
ROLL TIDE
December 6th, 2009
I sure hope she’s wearing brown shoes to match her purse.
December 8th, 2009
That is not her gut or flab or belly. Those are her abs. And no, not six pack abs. We are talking kegger abs.
December 8th, 2009
I’m afraid of her belly button!
December 8th, 2009
I used to watch cops to feel better about myself, now i just come to this website.
January 8th, 2010
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June 29th, 2011
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