December 2nd, 2009
Cleanup On Aisle Five

So upon noticing this guy in his sweet green sweatpants and his tighty whities hanging out, the first thing that popped into my mind was obviously “This guy needs a bag of chili”.
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Cleanup On Aisle Five,




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Tighty not-so whities. Gag.
December 2nd, 2009
Now I know what tyoing blind is like….
December 2nd, 2009
well the bag full of Skyline Chili explains the “shart” stains on those tighty whities !!!!!
December 2nd, 2009
This guy is like school in summertime. No Class.
December 2nd, 2009
If you have to sit down because you are so tired from picking out candy….mayby ya better think again…
December 2nd, 2009
and, clearly, he also needs pokemon cards.
December 2nd, 2009
gonna need a forklift to pick that mess up and hopefully it doesn’t break
December 2nd, 2009
That’s just wrong on so many levels.
December 2nd, 2009
Always wanted to try Skyline Chili….not so much anymore…gag!
December 2nd, 2009
Woah there Moby Dick, are you really concerned about the contents of juicy juice?
December 2nd, 2009
Obviously buying some computer stuff to beef up his online dating profile.
December 2nd, 2009
New moon is out I see at Wal Mart.
December 2nd, 2009
Makes me wanna run up and shove a roll of quarters in there. lol
December 2nd, 2009
gettin’ lucky in Kentucky
December 2nd, 2009
all i can say is… at least he’s WEARIN undies… with no visible skid marks. way to go, champ!
December 2nd, 2009
If you look even more closely, you will see that it is not candy he is looking at, but trading cards, like pokeman and bakugan. Even worse! To beat all, I think this is one of my local Wal-marts, ugh!
December 2nd, 2009
People of Wal-Mart’s business model…make fun of fat people, as if they don’t have enough struggle in their lives. That too is no class.
December 2nd, 2009
all i can say is… at least he’s WEARIN undies! with no visible skid marks. way to go champ!!
December 2nd, 2009
Brown stained whitey tighties= $1.00 and years of “wear and tear”
Green sweatpants from Wal Mart= $7.00
Bag of chili= $6.99
Sitting on the floor to take your time and find that perfect pack of Magic cards= Priceless
December 2nd, 2009
Gentlemen, we have a down cow. Better call the dogfood truck.
December 2nd, 2009
okay, so he is sitting in the toy isle checking things out, at least his undies are clean
December 2nd, 2009
My momma always told me crack is bad……i guess his momma didnt tell him that.
December 2nd, 2009
I think everyone should be thankful he’s wearing underwear. This could have been a lot worse.
December 2nd, 2009
I am just happy he is wearing underware b/c that crack would be huge.
December 2nd, 2009
PETA has been notified and will assist in the capture and return to Sea World….
December 2nd, 2009
well, at least he TRIED to cover himself up…
December 2nd, 2009
Why is he just sitting in the checkout lane like that? Look at the confusion in the shoppers feet in front of him as he attempts to check out.
December 2nd, 2009
“Don’t go out tonight
It’s bound to take your life
There’s a bad moon on the rise.”
December 2nd, 2009
are we entirely sure that’s a guy??
December 2nd, 2009
I don’t know if I should be “grateful” for those not so white tighty whities
December 2nd, 2009
Those undies are d@mn near transparent. And what’s that under his underwear — a box of Altoids? (curiously strong, indeed)
December 2nd, 2009
I think he has that clean up all taken care of! If you know what I mean!
December 2nd, 2009
I bet he leaves a big puddle of ass sweat when he stands up.
December 2nd, 2009
Squezzin’ those Fruit O da Looms!!!!!!
December 2nd, 2009
how cool is he!?!?! got some tasty chili, some gangsta pants, some chick-magnet tighty off-whities, and some super cool Yugioh cards that he’s gonna say are for his little brother….
December 2nd, 2009
Haha Jaba the Hut!!
December 2nd, 2009
so attractive
December 2nd, 2009
judging by the stained underpants, i’d say it looks like he’s in need of some chipotlaway.
December 2nd, 2009
I see London, I see France, I want to kill myself after seeing those underpants…
December 2nd, 2009
WHAT is up with fat people DOING that? They’re always are sitting on the floor and look like big fat babies in the process. Can’t just bend down, nono, that takes too much effort, gotta plop the lard DOWN instead. ugh.
December 2nd, 2009
Let me take my big baby comment one step farther. I just realized he’s sitting there at the CHECK OUT and those are the things that little kids always grab while mommy is trying to check out. WOW!
December 2nd, 2009
Brown stained whitey tighties= $1.00 and years of “wear and tear”
Bag of chili= $6.99
Sitting on the floor to take your time and find that perfect pack of Magic cards= Priceless
December 2nd, 2009
If I slip a quarter in that jukebox , ya think it will play wild thing?
December 2nd, 2009
Confidence………..Knowing that he can get back up without a 911 call.
December 2nd, 2009
If I slip a quarter in that jukebox will it play Wild Thing?
December 2nd, 2009
I wish I was a FAT ASS like that!
December 2nd, 2009
Confidence……..knowing that he can get back up without a 911 call.
December 2nd, 2009
Ya think he lives in his Moms basement??
December 2nd, 2009
You guys are all missing the worst part. He’s looking at boxes of pokemon trading cards.
December 2nd, 2009
Sorry that isn’t a man—She’s a Prison Guard!
December 2nd, 2009
The fact that he is looking at Pokemon cards just tops it all off. 30 year old virgin??? I think so.
December 2nd, 2009
OHHH, Blue Moon of Kentucky, keep on shinin’
December 2nd, 2009
Oh now that is just wrong on so many levels…..
December 2nd, 2009
i love how he’s looking at yu-gi-oh and pokemon cards too
December 2nd, 2009
Biggest Loser contestant relapse…
December 2nd, 2009
The name is Marks. Skid Marks.
December 2nd, 2009
‘IS THAT HIS WALLET BETWEEN HIS ASS AND UNDERWARE?”
December 2nd, 2009
So this is where the beautiful people shop,
December 2nd, 2009
THATS IT!!! I AM SUING FOR EMOTIONAL DISTRESS!!!!!!!
December 2nd, 2009
Betcha he’s got a 5-Way Large in that bag.
December 2nd, 2009
Instead of checking out the baseball cards. He should be looking for a life!
December 2nd, 2009
“I never knew you could stretch cotton underware to the point it becomes see through……….BARF!!!!!!!”
December 2nd, 2009
THanks, i was gonna make Chili tonight. Now i gotta go back to the store for some chicken.
December 2nd, 2009
I just got an erection.
December 2nd, 2009
Bring the BIG mop
December 2nd, 2009
If he was actually as concerned with the ingredients as he pretends to be he wouldn’t have to sit down while he reads them.
December 2nd, 2009
This is just nasty..EWWW!
December 2nd, 2009
I’ve noticed that fat people at Walmart like to sit on the floor and peruse the canned goods. I thought it was so that we would all be spared the horror of hairy asscracks and dirty skivvies but I guess I was wrong…
December 2nd, 2009
they should condemn aisle five
December 2nd, 2009
Ugh, I guarantee you the inside of that pair of underwear looks like a plateful of skyline chili.
December 2nd, 2009
Holy shit, it’s Chris-Chan. hahaha
December 2nd, 2009
too much tighty and not enough whitey
December 2nd, 2009
Kentucky is famous for its horses. This is called the Gelded Grunter.
December 2nd, 2009
” Dear Hubby,
I know this will come as a suprise to you, and I’m sorry to hurt you in this way. But I cannot deny it any longer. I am deeply in love with a mysterious stranger. I saw his tighty whities, his deep ass crack, his oh-so-sexy physique and my heart melted. I must search every Walmart in Kentucky until if find my soulmate.
Don’t blame yourself. How could anyone compete with this steaming hot bowl of sexy chili.”
December 2nd, 2009
HELP–I’ve fallen!!
December 2nd, 2009
Yanno, if you look at this site long enough, you begin to wonder if any clothing manufacturer makes pants that cover people’s asses anymore.
December 2nd, 2009
Hey Fred, bring over the forklift so we can give this guy a wedgie.
December 2nd, 2009
ha! notice, he is in the checkout lane. i could *maybe* see sitting down in a regular, but sitting in the checkout lane is crossing a line!
December 2nd, 2009
OMG! Skankiest stankiest undies EVER! EWWWWW!
December 2nd, 2009
ha! he is sitting down in the checkout lane. i could *maybe* see sitting down in a regular aisle…but sitting down in the checkout lane is crossing the line!!!
December 2nd, 2009
ha! he is sitting down in the checkout lane. i could *maybe* see sitting down in a regular aisle…but sitting down in the checkout lane is crossing the line!!
December 2nd, 2009
Caution: wet floor.
December 2nd, 2009
I seriously lost my appetite.. Thanks Dude
December 2nd, 2009
I guess he has to get the baseball cards, because his big ol’ but ain’t running no bases.
December 2nd, 2009
just be thankful he is not wearing a thong like the other guy. though it might be kinda hot. who doesnt like a guy in a thong.
December 2nd, 2009
He needs Chipotlaway!
December 2nd, 2009
Butt crack meets floor crack.
December 2nd, 2009
Gotta catch ‘em all! Unfortunately, that one was caught on camera on laundry day.
December 2nd, 2009
I hope this isn’t a older boy/ young man who will see himself here and be hurt. Sometimes a person can’t help that their shirt comes up at the back and no one would have thought him a WalCreature if he weren’t sitting this way.
December 2nd, 2009
Kinda feel sorry for the dude
December 2nd, 2009
Hey! Bad picture. Poor dude probably can’t bend down ’cause of his gut! Hahaha. He done stretched them tighty whities translucent!
December 2nd, 2009
I hope those aren’t laxatives he’s looking at or else he may leave a lot more than just skid marks on the floor…
December 2nd, 2009
I’ll make basecamp here, and try for the summit in the morning.
December 2nd, 2009
In honor of all the men on here that would tap, do, or love the ugly, big, roll covered girls on here, I’m a woman that would, in so many words, tap that!
December 2nd, 2009
this guy has feelings you know and if he ever runs across this site and sees all the hurtful things you’ve said you could hurt his feelings
December 2nd, 2009
what a fool…
December 2nd, 2009
I tried giving him a wedgie but ll I did was give myself a hernia. He didn’t even budge.
December 2nd, 2009
He’s holding a shit in.
December 2nd, 2009
hey,give the guy a break,he’s trying,at least he has draw’s on and no ass crack to look at,,,,,,,,, i’ll give him a 10 on what he think’s people think !!!
December 2nd, 2009
He has to sit down. If he tried to kneel his knees would blow out like bias-ply tires on a Dodge Viper.
I’m just happy that nobody from greenpeace sees him. They’ll shoot him full of anti-biodics and try to push him back in the ocean!
December 2nd, 2009
Hey, at least his crack is covered by those tighty whiteys, not so much for my husband and his plumber’s butt that I’ve been looking at for 5 years.
December 2nd, 2009
The center of the universe was just discovered and its in Walmart
December 2nd, 2009
They say “The camera adds ten pounds”.
December 2nd, 2009
Ah hope diss stuff removes those pesky crotch crickets I got from Preacher.
December 2nd, 2009
If you look closely, you can see both (1) that he is buying bakugon and (2) that his ‘tighty-white-ies ‘ are not so much white
December 2nd, 2009
Aw man! And I live in Cincinnati! How did I miss this hot action?
December 2nd, 2009
Damnit fatties-cover yourselves up!
December 2nd, 2009
Damnit fatties-cover yourselves!
December 2nd, 2009
Reminds me, I gotta buy coffee filters.
December 2nd, 2009
Skyline Chii? You mean Skidmark Chili. Momma always said to wear clean underwear.
December 2nd, 2009
If you are overweight COVER YOURSELF!
December 2nd, 2009
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!
December 2nd, 2009
Now imagine 5 guys like this sitting around a table, eating chili, trading pokemon cards. Well – to be fair Im sure he has some friend that is 6’5″ and weighs 125lbs.
December 2nd, 2009
I thought today was a full moon. Why am I only seeing first quarter?
December 2nd, 2009
probably just nicotine stains…..
December 2nd, 2009
why would you want to sit on WalMarts dirty floor?
December 2nd, 2009
More like, “Beached Whale in Aisle Five”!
December 2nd, 2009
pretty sure he is packin his cell phone in those not so tight tighty whities … he is giving skyline a bad name … that bastard
December 2nd, 2009
Mom….can I get a pack of cards? These have a special ultra rare foil card.
December 2nd, 2009
ok now how is he going to get up???
oh wait… he can just roll over to the cashier
but wait… how is his bag going to get there….
who the f*** cares….
December 2nd, 2009
Hmmm, Pokemon or Yu Gi Oh….decisions, decisions.
December 2nd, 2009
“Yes!!! I found the secret Easter Egg… from last year. Yum!”.
December 2nd, 2009
Crack is whack.
December 2nd, 2009
I bet this guy lives in his moms basement.
December 2nd, 2009
I’m sorry, but if you are so fat that you can’t make it through the store without having to stop and sit down, then perhaps you need to use one of those electric carts to get around.
December 3rd, 2009
Thank God he was a least wearing underwear. Yikes. Full moon fever.
December 3rd, 2009
I’m not so sure that’s a guy. Unless he’s sporting a well rounded set of man-tits.
December 3rd, 2009
Not enjoying “The View”.
December 3rd, 2009
ITS OFFICIAL! LARD ASSES CAUSE FIRE HAZARDS! IF THE FIRE MARSHALL WERE THERE, WALLY WORLD WOULD HAVE A FINE ON THEIR HANDS CAUSE HE IS BLOCKING THE WHOLE DAMN AISLE!
December 3rd, 2009
now that Hodini has mastered the act of reaching the floor to study trading card options, his next trick is……drum roll please…..tying his shoe strings…good luck there Tiny!
December 3rd, 2009
That’s the mega swiffer!
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture
December 3rd, 2009
Even Santa would say his belly is to full of jelly.
December 3rd, 2009
It was only a matter of time before gravity was gonna have it’s way with this guy. And when it did it came with vengence.
December 3rd, 2009
What’s he doing buying shit at Walmart when he has a bag of Skyline? Nom Nom Nom
December 3rd, 2009
All I want to know is who is helping him get up. Hope those shelves are strong enough to hold the weight. No way in Hell can someone that large get up without help. That job is far and beyond any cashiers job at Wally World.
December 3rd, 2009
That’s my Sister sittin down when her Depends got loaded up. and she couldn’t wallk anymore. So there”s a BIG Cleanup ya don’t see in the pic. Her toilet ain”t big enuff so she goes to Wally’s to use the JAIL QUALITY sized toilets, but couldn’y make it this day
December 3rd, 2009
Help!! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
December 3rd, 2009
He’s fallen and he can’t get up.
December 3rd, 2009
He should have gotten life alert.
December 3rd, 2009
He’s buying Pokemon Cards, seriously!!
December 3rd, 2009
I think you’re making fun of a child.
I have a neighbor who looks just like this guy. He’s 15 and has autism, he is the nicest kid on the block, is overweight and loves pokemon cards. This post makes me sad. This is not a “guy” – this is a kid! Don’t make fun of kids.
December 3rd, 2009
Seriously? Indian style in the checkout line? Is this really necessary?
And of course the tighty whitey’s hanging out with the bag of chili just add to the whole event.
Wonderful moment captured on film!
December 3rd, 2009
sweet one crazy summer reference
December 3rd, 2009
He’s TWICE the man I am!
December 3rd, 2009
At lease he DOES have underwear on . . . . . There is nothing more appalling than the plumbers crack of an overweight man . . . . . wait, yes there is, and it all can be found here . . . .
December 3rd, 2009
Now I have somewhere to park my bicycle when I ride to Walmart…
December 3rd, 2009
He may not look like much here, but he’s the hottest night elf chick in Azeroth.
December 3rd, 2009
The object in his underwear is a cell phone.
It’s a chocolate phone.
It is now, anyway.
December 3rd, 2009
glad that wasn’t a can of wolf brand chili he’s packin around ???
December 3rd, 2009
I apologize for saying I thought my comment he’s holding a shit in was hilarious. Instead of he’s holding a sit in. I wondered if people made the connection.
December 3rd, 2009
A back end that big, loaded with bean chili? We’re doomed…DOOMED, I say.
December 3rd, 2009
More like clean up on assle five
December 3rd, 2009
Can’t he feel the breeze on his butt?
December 3rd, 2009
A poor guy minding his own business and all you people want to do is crack jokes.
December 3rd, 2009
fat people are so disgusting
December 3rd, 2009
“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
Hope someone has a forklift handy!
December 3rd, 2009
THIS IS JUST ANOTHER UGGY SWEAT HOG, ALBEIT A MALE, BLOCKING ANOTHER AISLE AT WAL-MART – THIS AIN’T FUNNY!!!
December 3rd, 2009
Those look like Dungeons & Dragons or World of Warcraft cards to me. That would explain his physique!
December 3rd, 2009
Help! I’ve fallen and cant get up…wait never mind! Chili!
December 3rd, 2009
Pork Rinds is not a food group.
December 3rd, 2009
The people that try defending people on powm bother me, especially with defenses like “oh he’s just fat, whats the problem.” The problem is being fat and dressing like you’re skinny, or buying magic cards instead of clothes that fit properly. I’m a big girl, but you’ll never see me on here because I don’t wear skin tight neon colored outfits, or show off obscene amounts of skin. This guy is on here because apparently he just doesn’t feel the huge amount of air passing over his backside or he just doesn’t care. Either way he could have made sure his backside was covered just in case and never been on here.
December 3rd, 2009
Hey WOW!! Who’s the hottie in the not-so-whitey tighties??? LMFAO!!
December 3rd, 2009
So it’s OK for bros to walk around with their pants half way down their crack, but a poor soul sitting on the floor in Wally World gets called out?
December 3rd, 2009
Little Girl- “Mommy, Mommy I wanna ride the Horsey, it looks like fun.”
Mom- “Honey that’s not a mechanical animal, it’s a ral live man, who needs our help.
Little Girl- “But mommy if it’s not a horsey, then why does it have a quarter slot on his back?”
December 3rd, 2009
My comment was hidden due to low rating! I said: “A poor guy minding his own business and all you people want to do is crack jokes.” Crack jokes. Get it? Ahhhhhhh, I guess I deserved it.
December 3rd, 2009
He should be looking a pants…as in getting bigger, better fitting pants!
December 3rd, 2009
“hmm..okay, got the Pokemon cards…let’s see; Picachu…dang!…Beedrill…shucks!…Ivysaur…COME ON!!…Raichu..YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME..! WAIT, THERE IT IS… TUB-O-SHITMONCHAN! BOO-YA!”
December 3rd, 2009
Let’s see…sitting on the floor looking at Pokemon cards…could it be that this is a CHILD that all of you are making fun of??? Nice…
December 4th, 2009
Let’s see…he is sitting on the floor looking at Pokemon cards…could this be a CHILD that all of you are making fun of??? Nice…
December 4th, 2009
Dude… i honestly 100% think i know that kid… PLEASE TELL ME THIS WAS TAKEN IN HILLVIEW KY PLZPLZPLZ I NEED IT TO BE THIS KID!!!!!
December 4th, 2009
Gack! I need to Purell my eyes.
December 4th, 2009
But he just got back from Richard Simmons’ “Cruise to Lose”………….Maybe the boat sank.
December 4th, 2009
WHAT IS IT READING ? NUTRITIONAL FACTS ON COOKIES !
December 4th, 2009
Atleast he has underwear on to cover up his plumbers crack!!!
December 4th, 2009
mmmmmmm… thts HOTTT!!!!!!! i think i just vomited in my mouth a little lol
December 4th, 2009
more fat-asses waddling around walmart buying plastic crap
December 4th, 2009
He is there to purchase his weekly pack of Pokemon trading cards.
December 4th, 2009
sorry, 350 lbs dosent do it for me.
December 4th, 2009
Hey Guys, Look closely, I’m not so sure this is a guy…it may actually be a girl!
December 4th, 2009
Those “Tidy Whities” are neither.
December 4th, 2009
Spare the tighty whities. Please don’t use the chili until you change into your thong.
December 5th, 2009
Hey, let us see that Doo Doo Brown
December 6th, 2009
If he farted right then, he’d put a crack in the floor.
December 6th, 2009
To all those who are on their pedastool about us making fun of fat people…half the people making comments are probably fat themselves, so get over yourselves!
December 14th, 2009
Pickin out Magic cards is hard work.
October 11th, 2010
its bad that i know that guy he was my classmate in highschool XD
September 24th, 2011
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