Hey there dandelion, how ’bout you make a better effort in covering up your tulips?
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Is that look intentional?
December 3rd, 2009
what kind of fertilizer does she use in that flower bed
Sick that she is looking at toys. Please do not get Pick Up Sticks or Kerplunk lady.
I’m Chiquita Banana, and I’m here to say, I walk into Wal-Mart with an outfit that’s gay.
Those roots are really digging in there….*shudder
“Tip toe, through the two-lips with me” roflmao
If that’s a woman, she has one hell of a manly body.
what kind of fertilzer does she use on that flower bed
Now that’s just plain creepy.
(And to GAHANWAND she’s looking at cereal, not toys)
at first glance, I thought that was Winnie the Pooh on her left cheek. There was no second glance.
I don’t think this is even legal, forget intentional…
That bandana’s workin’ for ya there,girlfriend!
at least we can’t see the face behind the ass
Toys? Cereal Isle!
She looks like a busted can of biscuits!!
High pants drifter, aisle 7
gahanwand, I can live with those toy options. I’m prayin’ it ain’t Twister.
It’s not that bad, really. At least she has a nice ass….and no muffin top. The only downfall is the crazy green bandana.
Yet again, Florida rises to the occasion.
the headband really brings the whole outfit together.
I could only imagine the camel toe in the front
I hope this woman doesn’t have daughters. I’d hate to see how they dress when they leave the house.
i’m really glad we typically only see these people from behind. if it’s this awful on the backside, i can only imagine the front
I'm not telling
it would look a lot better if she was younger and not have a grandma ass.
Looks like a busted can of biscuits!
I think her butt is playing pac-man. “Go for the pineapple!” Nom-nom-nom.
2 words: SKID , MARKS
How ironic that the title “every rose has its thorn” was also written by poison. I would love to poison myself after seeing a picture this disturbing….
What’s better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ…
I wonder what’s hanging out on the other side *shudders*
back boob gourmet
Notice how clean and well-stocked this aisle is and…dang! look at that girls shorts! and her butt! and her bofriend has fuzz all over his face
Grandma looks a lot better than most of the women on this site!
Talk about a good way to advertize the importance not eatting MORE fruit !!!
“Look kids,…it you are good and eat fruits,…someday you too can be this big and STUPID !”……
I can only imagine what the front looks like…
that is camel toe of the ass.
hangin’ out a the Walmart…
Another example of why little boys hang out in Wal-Marts with their hands in pockets.
Well, it could be worse, she could have cottage cheese legs.
Florida ~ truly the sunshine state!
clean up cereal isle!!!
shake that bubble butt!
@ MACKENZIE – would we call that “Assletoe”?
Looks like two midgets in a body bag fighting over a Milk-Dud…
I’m just happy I can’t see the furry front of this creature
I got no problem with that- in fact, l kinda like it
hey,,,,,where can i find the same short’s,,,,,, wonder if they come in a shorter size ???
Hungry Bum eatin those shorts right up!
No sign of any bra straps.
Loose and hanging both in front and in back?
ya know,i looked at her butt again,not bad , i’d nail it,,,,,,,,,
Back Door Beauty?
Every ass has its sag…
Somewhere, some little girl is going through her clothes, wondering “Where are my flower shorts?”
Ya know, she actually has pretty good legs…..
At least there’s no cellulite hanging out….is this what aged strippers look like?
haha my 6 yr old daughter had those shorts a couple of years ago and we bought them at walmart
Thats the grossest fruit basket I’ve ever laid eyes on.
POWM Hall of Fame Pimp says “Das right, I sent my ho’s to go get me some ‘Cracker Jack’.
OMG! My 9 year old daughter has those same exact shorts!!! Gross…
Ah, at least she has a waist, and her legs don’t rub together. That makes her hotter than the great majority of women on this site. You should Wal-hit that, it isn’t going to get any better here…
Yeah, it could be a LOT worse!
Richard Simmons has really let himself go.
Down and Dirty
I’d tap it for sure……..
there really needs to be some sort of age or weight limit on the billboard (“hey look at my ass!”) pants/shorts….
DOWN AND DIRTY
I’d tap that ass all night long!!!!!!!!!!!!
No cellulite, adequate coverage…actually, this the nicest bum I have ever seen posted on this site.
Reminds me of the song “Brown eyed girl”
Frank J Witt
what’s better than Roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ !!!!!
Hope thats not scratch & sniff…
Don’t hate…All you girls only hope you look that good at that age…I would like to recieve flowers from her any day
That’s hardly the worst thing I’ve ever seen.
Leathery old snowbird gals abound down here, especially the past few weeks.
Only a hoar would dress like that.
I’d tap that!!!!!
I’m in love with a stripper…….
compared to the other stuff you see on here this is kinda lame.
Hummmmm….. No bra lines…… I wonder how bad the fall out is on the other side??
It’s Walmarts new air freshener, smells like tootie fruity when she shakes her booty.
December 4th, 2009
THAT CAPTION ROCKS !! Her outfit would be atrocious on a mal-nurished 6 year old.
I’d hit it!!!
Title should be: “Every butt has its crack”
He should have said two lips, instead of tulips
She looks like a chubby yet festive Bumble Bee, and LOOK at that stinger!
Haters be gone. That is the least gross older-woman-uncovered-ass that I have seen on here.
Still, pants please.
Thats actually not that bad looking compared to the other jabba the hut looking asses on this site.
You can hear them squeak.
Hey that isnt a bad ass
Hey, Grandma’s rockin’ those tight shorts. Give her a break. I just KNOW all the fat girls are envious!
She must have come directly from roller derby practice…
I think it’s winking at me!!
Walmart good, Target Bad!!!
she cant be that old,,no skin hang down from the arm’s, never mind,i’d hit it,,,,,,,
At least someone’s been doing her squats. rawr
AMY IN HOUSTON
IT’S OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN’S DOPPELGANGER—”LET’S GET PHYSICAL!”
Yes the shorts are a little revealing..but at least she doesn’t have cottage cheese legs and a jumbo flabby ass like most of the women on this site…
Hmmm….no butt flab…no bat wing arms…no muffin top….very toned legs…even the bra straps aren’t biting in…wow, she’s actually in great shape…just the wrong place for that attire…..looks like she was on her way home from where she works out and needed to do a WalMart run….
THIS WOMAN ACTUALLY HAS AN EXCELLENT FIGURE, ALL THE SWEAT HOGS ARE ENVIOUS!!
Pinky was only going to the Wal, so foregoing the laundry chores for later, she put on her 12-year-olds shorts to go and get the bargains.
The colorful headband really completes that ensemble.
Just when you thought it was Cold in December.. The POW prove you wrong.. I’m moving to Florida!!
looks like “farmville” from facebook exploded all over her ass…
Lowering prices and standards. Only at Walmart could you see this and say it looks good.
At least there’s no cellulite… that’s some consolation… right?
Okay, you guys keep saying “she”… with that mullet and those broad shoulders… I’m kindof thinking dandelion butt is a dude. Which makes it that much worse. Gross.
re roses and thorns-like to see her back into a rosebush with long,sharp thorns that would leave what she’s showing off too sore to sit on for a week!
Can O Whoopass
Didn’t you know, there’s a strike on at the Chinese panty factory.
shame on whoever said thats a nice ass!
I realize people have been viewing this site too long when this lady’s shorts are considered “adequate coverage”.
Since becoming a fan of this. I’ve become ashamed to live in Florida
December 5th, 2009
That lady’s ass and legs are looking pretty darn good for her age. If I look like that when I am her age I won’t even bother with the itty bitty shorts
Prob get a thumbs down but why is this on here? Yeah she is prob old wearing booty shorts but her legs are a decent size that she looks like she can get away with it.
Attention underwear shoppers! I mean Walmart shoppers.
Baby Got Back
Flowers or stinkweed??
Why does the lyrics “LOOK AT THAT GIRL WITH THE DAISY DUKES ON!!” come to mind?
Really we have seen much worst. GO GIRL!
December 6th, 2009
can’t do any better than the poster’s comment! lmao!
just plain foul.
December 8th, 2009
Those underwear should be made illegal, and the manufacturer thereof should be slapped repeatedly in the face and admonished never to do such a thing again.