Ah yes, the young cougar in training. I think painting your fingernails with animal print may be taking it a bit far!
162 Comments | In: Texas, Walmart Fashion
December 4th, 2009
She’s buying cat litter….and it aint for the cat……
Too many animals were killed to create this outfit
She’s buying cat litter…and it aint for the cat…….
I’m guessing Walmart is the only place for the “high maintenance” to shop in Texas? Take it easy on the Sally Hansen cosmetics, sister.
Did you kill a cheetah!? What? NO! These are her underwear!!
A. Flyon DeWall
Mom? you promised you would’nt wear that out shopping anymore!
I’m guessing Walmart is the only place for the self-appointed “high maintenance” to shop in Texas? Take it easy on the Salley Hansen cosmetics, sister.
Are those real animal skins??? If they are, too many animals died in the making of this outfit.
I’m guessing Walmart is the only place for the “high maintenance” to shop in Texas? Take it easy on the Salley Hansen cosmetics, sister.
There’s no “training” about it! She’s plenty old enough to be a cougar.
I wonder how many stuffed animals had to be destroyed to make her outfit?
I know cougars exist but wow, they really don’t hide themselves in shady bars and glitzy nightclubs anymore! Meow! LOL
Definition of Cougar.
I wouldn’t mind bagging and tagging that kitty
lovin the pants
Trust me, no animals were harmed in the making of this outfit. I dont think there is anything REAL about her.
Looks like a bath rug on her shoulders.
Is that my kitty?
Now that we have a cougar, I challenge the contributors to find a ‘Manther’
Looks like a new movie role for Julia Roberts. She dyed her hair blond, donned the required leopardskin cougar suit, and collided with Bjork in the costume department. Perhaps this will be the further adventures of Erin Brockovich, set in Iceland.
at first i thought it was Paris Hilton…..lol!
I’d hit it!
On the prowl or making a withdrawl to make change?
This has got to be Cat-Woman’s loser sister.
hey,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, now were gettin some where,,,,,,,,what a animal,i knew it had to be a texan,no,no animal hide,all fabric,and she’s hot and i’d sure give her a poke !!!
Wants money back to make change?
Paris, is that you?
Is that Lady Gaga’s older sister?
Welcome to Cougar Town!
at first I thought she was Paris Hilton…..LOL!
Paris Hilton shopping at walmart. Times are tough for everyone.
Paris Hilton in 15 years
Hey, her pimp pays her good money to look this cheap!
Hey….I’ll bet her pimp pays her a lot of money to look this cheap!
Now, if a little joey pops out of the little pooch of hers in the front, it will all make sense!
Did she make her ‘coat”? out of bathroom rugs?
Is that my cat?
I’d hit it tap it rap it all night long!!!!!!!!!!!
I hear Tiger Woods likes a “cheetah”
And here I thought zebra prints were the latest animal print. Boy was I wrong.
She thinks thats fancy with all that cat stuff…it’s just tacky.
Here,kitty kitty kitty!!!!
so thats wat happened to the characcters of Zoobally Zoo
Can O Whoopass
Mrs. Tiger Woods number five.
A WHOLE NEW breed of cougar…
How much fake dead animal can one person wear?
Ever hear of ‘less is more’?
you go girl,you got it rockin,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
hmmmm… i think i like this. must be the great new glarus brew talking lol!
Now that’s one fiesty feline!
YOUR MOM SAYS
Blah…Make fun (she is dressed like a freak), but most of you fat internet hookers can’t hold a candle to this cat woman.
Steve in Houston
Not so young. Full Grown Cougar on the prowl.
and what is wrong with cougars??????
PSSSSSSSSSSSK MEOW!! (,,,) >^..^< (,,,)
PETA is going to be pissed……
Now THIS is a Texas woman! Typical Dallas suburbs
Why is it I hear Duran Duran’s “Hungry Like The Wolf” every time I see this picture?
Not sure folks on here know the definition of “cougar”! But I think it fits.
I’d hit it.
…with a two-by-four…
MEOOWWW FFFFTTTTTT FFFFTTTTT
Does her pimp daddy know she is not working, but rather spending all his money?
Think about it…she put THAT outfit together, did her hair and makeup to catch a young cub in WALMART????? wtf????
Married with Childrens twin/ older sister …or…. what happened to the Cheeta Girl that retired……she turned into a cougar
Okay, call me crazy, but this one I kinda’ like.
I’d hit it
“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful”
Okay, you can keep her… but the moment I catch her scooting her butt across the new rug — out she goes!
You sure that wasn’t taken in N.J. ?
Leopard print never looked like anything but trash, never ever EVER will it look good or be in style.
Where is PETA when you need them?
LaVern lives! (Cher reference)
What are you talking about? PETA would LOVE her! Do honestly think any of that trash is real???
aww i have that wallet/clutch thing.
i’ll never be able to use it again.
She thought it was the Neiman Marcus for trailer trash.
I want to show this cougar my scratching post, if you know what I mean…
THIS IS HOW PALIN WOULD LOOK IF SHE WOULD EVER TAKE THE TIME TO RINSE THE FISH AND MOOSE GORE FROM HER HAIR!!
December 5th, 2009
Bet she gives a whole new meaning to “catfight”!
No doubt a former beauty queen.
gotta love the matching wallet–really completes the look. Wish we could see the shoes, bet they are leopard print too!
So much Maybelline. So little time.
Gunther, your reply was too funny. Actually made me laugh out loud. Perfect! Or should i say purrfect?
May be we should hook her up the the guy in the picture before her
Real Housewife of Walmart?
I could just imagine her apartment:
White shag carpeting, black lacquer and chrome furniture, purple lamps and her “Stewardess of the year 1973″ plaque.
Hey, she looks ALOT better than some of those 400lb+ behemoths that are in the other pictures!!
After Lucius Malfoy is sent to prison, Narcissa goes shopping at Wal-Mart due to budget cuts.
This is the uniform of many Texas females.
Since this is Texas, in that outfit you can bet she’s just dressed to go jogging.
Siegfried & Roy need to stay the hell away from HER!
Matt A. Morris
I’d skin that cat alive and make her purrr for more..
I’d skin that cat and have her purrrrrring for more…
raaaaawrrrrrrrrrrrr! Santa Baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me. Been an awful good girl. Santa Baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight!
At least her finger nails are not that long. She can probably wipe her own bottom.
didnt read the responses…didnt need to,,,,this isnt worthy for this site…..i love this girl…………lol!!!!!!!!!!
lol@Tom– Zoobilee Zoo! I forgot how much I loved to hate that show!
From Russia with love.
That looks just like Lo Bosworth! Maybe it’s her crazy aunt from texas… hmm
I like animal print as much as the next girl, but there are limits! How many plastic animals died to dress her?
Animal prints are for hookers and black women only. It’s even tacky on furniture. While I appreciate her effort, I am still not giving her many points as she has only copied worn out ideas in fashion. You can’t bag anything at Wal-Mart anyway except your purchases.
mmmm, reckon I get sum bait mmmm, get some dinner, and new clothes and mustard for my biscuits. mmmm.
Looks like Cheetara took Lion-o for everything he had in that divorce, huh??
“What is that velvet ?!?”
Wow… ok lady, easy on the fur and animal patterns. Unless you’re a Gotti then you really can;t pull this off.
i bet this woman dates only men with BMW 760Li or Mercedes Benz! Full blown cougar! I bet one of her fav songs is from Duran Duran lol
i doubt even walmart would carry an outfit that tacky
Somebody killed a cheetah, animal print should be worn in moderation if worn at all.
She’s a man-eater.
This is the funniest site I have every been rejected by.
Here is my blog on it.
So… is this what all the cougars are wearing these days?
Come on, look at those hands, look how she’s standing and what’s up with the little sideburn thingy? That is totally a guy.
Looks like someone I know in Mansfield Ohio………………..hmmmmm
lady, chose an animal and just wear one of them at a time!!
How Many Squirells had to die so she could look “fly”
OMG, I’m in lust
Horky the living Spoodge
bad outfit or not i would work her over….
Actually I expected 90% of the page to be
“Hidden due to low comment rating” with references to “I’D TAP THAT!”
Real housewife of Texan Walmart.
i would rail her eat her out lick her up and down hard core
Actually she’s pretty hot!
A thirty footer at best.
Pure over the hill skank.
Leopard print NEVER looked good, NEVER will.
I wonder if the pic was actually taken in NJ.
But I could see parts of Galveston or Plano too.
the funny thing is she just swiped her foodstamp card
yeah, she’s not young either . . .
hmmmmmmmmmmm this i like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, i’d sure let the cougar hit me !!!
She is just getting home from the prowl the night before.
Re Paul: You mean Tiger Woods likes to “cheetah” on his wife!
She looks like a career Key West “Doctor Shopper” to me.
She would do half these goobers that would “tap that” for a third of a bottle of Xanax or Oxy
Ditch the Moscow disco clothes too, my eyes are bad and she looks like Grandpa Munster had a sex change to me.
Clothing aside, she’s actually a pretty hot looking babe- nice booty, relatively flat stomach, pretty face- I would have asked her for her number.
Nothing says “class like:
Shopping at Wal Mart for all your poisonous Chinese cosmetics
Cheetah print disco clothes
Make-up done by Maaco
Press on nails
Fake coyote skin coat
Big wide polyester black belt
At least she isn’t some big fat ugly back-titty bitch…
Years later, Paris Hilton found herself broke and shopping at Wal-mart, when a passerby recognized her. She whispered “that’s hot”
Joan Cougar Melonchest –
suckin down chili dog
shops at the walmart scene
hubby’s rich like a hog
you know what I mean
Thank GOD we can’t see more!
Well, at least we are not forced to see parts we don’t want to see
Some guy in a covette going through midlife would dump his wife for a skank like that. Nobody eles would want it.
Love the 1983 Truck stop clothes though
I think she’s hot.
Guys wih hairplugs and corvettes would be in heaven.
She got looks in truckstops in 1979.
Now she’s on a WalMart bashing site although she thinks she’s class.
She would be mortified…..
“young cougar in training”? Don’t think so.
December 6th, 2009
Quick…someone find a store detective….she`s just stole a bath mat from home furnishings and wrapped it around her shoulders like a scarf.
At least she is covered up and not hanging out anywhere!
At first glance I thought Walmart had opened a store in Moscow.
Texas? I thought it was Walmart’s flagship store in Moscow.
Is this Paris Hilton’s mom??? Sure looks like Paris to me..LOL
Or is this what Paris would look like at this age??
hey,i drive a corvette,nuttin wrong with that kind of ride,,,, and yes,i’d hit her,,,,,,,,
Fucking texas! Why am I not surprised?
They all look like that!
Texas = Kentucky with oil fields
That’s got to be a transvestite!
I’m sick to my stomach….if it isn’t a trisexual, that’s one ugly old whore
You’ve just re-affirmed everything I’ve always observed regarding corvette owners and people that are addicted to cheetah print clothing. Someday I may find an exception….but I doubt it.
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