Hey, thanks for not even trying.
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Santa in the off season.
December 4th, 2009
I think that lady better watch the homeless person raiding her trunk!
Frank J Witt
“HEY, where did this extra bag come from?” OH SHIT, it’s my GUT !
Fat guuuuy in a little Shiiiirt. Come on! You know the words!
Obviously Santa’s suit is still at the dry cleaner’s. Hopefully its ready by X-mas.
Once seeing the beard, children all over WM would never look at Santa the same way again.
Wow looks like Santa is slackin off a bit before his big run, either that or re-supplying the toy shop
Is that Santa?
Hard times… even at the north pole…
I wonder what he’s handicapped for..maybe lazy?
Mmm sexy! (sarasm at its best)
HAHA………..I wonder why he even needs a clothes basket! Crazy!
Ho Ho Hoooooly shit, where’s the rest of my shirt?!?!
Go rub his budda belly for good luck
Judging by the laundry basket…I’d say these are the cleanest dirty clothes he could find to venture out in so he could purchase supplies to wash the rest of his awesome belly shirts!
homeless people own cars?
Why Santa, Why?!!?
Ho Ho Hoooooooooly sh*t where’s the rest of my shirt?
Once they saw the beard, children would never look at Santa the same way again!!!
The elves must be on strike, I’ll have to tell my son he is getting a laundry basket this year.
I bet he needs a mirror and a set of BBQ tongs to take a leak.
wow. possibly one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen in my life
dude thats my dad ._.
Damn elves! Shame on you for making poor Santa dress as a civilian and go to WalMart to buy toys !
Good thing that shirt came in extra medium.
hopefully one of those bags has some clothes in it that fit
OMG!! Santa is homeless!!
awww hell…….. hes got the elf’s shirt on
He’s got a clothing basket in his Cart. At home …NO SOCKS, NO SHOES, NO, NO, NO, NOT EVEN!
Chinese on strike at laundry even for Santa
thanks to the economy, santa had to EAT VIXEN
He’s in a handicapped spot too. Being a fat lazy piece of shit is only a handicap for dating, not shopping.
The cashier told me that I have a nice dickie-do. WTF is a dickie-do, anyway?
Like a Bowl Full of Jelly! Ho ho ho!
Et tu, Santa? Christmas is ruined.
HOBO SANTA SHOPS AT WAL-MART!
He is getting into a bloody Lincoln…WTH!! Surely he can afford a shirt that fits!
Am I the only one bothered by the fact that Santa uses the “Handicap Parking”?
clothing mix up santa got the elves clothes
OMG!!!! ITS SANTAAAA
Hang on a minute, campers. There’s the shorts and the wa-a-a-a-a-ay too-short-shirt and …. a toboggan and overcoat/sweater of some sort. So-o-o-o, we’re cold but NOT cold. And would someone explain why someone who can afford a Cadillac can’t afford to buy ‘up’ a few sizes and COVER everything? sheesh …..
No, no. He has the look all wrong. Without the bathrobe AND the koolaid shirt, this look just doesn’t work.
You guys got it all wrong! That’s Tim Allen, filming the movie Santa Clause 5!
This guys role models are Peter Griffin, Chris Farley, and Flounder from Animal House. In the words of Dean Wormer, “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go thru life, son.” Good God, the man can’t even park his land yacht properly!
This is why we have an oil crisis in USA. It’s because us fat-ass Americans need huge cars thanks to our fat guts – us obese slobs can’t even fit in a fuel efficient import! But we don’t want to lose weight and take care of ourselves – oh, no, that’s waaaayyy too much work!!!
santa’s got a brand new bag
Pretty nice car for such a sloppy looking guy. Wonder if he lives in it?
It’s Santa Claus’ lesser known younger brother Bubba Ray Claus! Every Labor Day, Bubba Ray leaves a brand new pipe wrench down the exposed butt crack of every good plumber on Bubba Ray’s list!
I think he needed to stop wearing half shirts about 30 years ago.
I ain’t never goin to this laundrymat next to Wally World again, dang it! Shrunk my dern shirt, can’t even find my socks and Oh, Hell, where’d I leave that flippin laundry basket!
I can’t believe the elves let him out looking like that
Tramp O’Claus is coming to town.
Did not know that Santa shops at Wal-Mart!!!! Wonder how many kids he frightened??
And he’s driving a Lincoln!
Yes Virginia, there is a fat, scary man at Walmart.
This is why USA has an energy crisis. It’s because our fat asses can’t fit in fuel efficient import cars!
Looks like somebody is going to need a bigger laundry basket.
Why was Samantha modded down? Seems pretty silly to be turned off by what Samantha said.
That said, a winter hat, a jacket, exposed gut and shorts. Maybe that flies if you’re attractive, but not if you’re St. Nick.
HO HO HO Oh hell no!!
Give him a break, obviously he is on his way to the local “Sexiest Abs” competition at the local Sizzler.
that is a santa that does not look so jolly.
Santa's little helper
You better be nice to Santa or he’s going to pass over your house this month!
Another busted can of biscuits!!
He’s feeding the two boys he kidnaped to turn in to Santa’s helpers. if you know what he means.. hint, hint, nudge, nudge..
alright who let santa get drunk and go to walmart?
I guess the wide stance is how he keeps his balance so well, aaaand those shoes just complete the whole ensemble!!
Santas new suit… Please bring back the old one
Santa had to make major cutbacks at the North Pole. He layed off all of his elves, and is now forced to buy all the presents at Walmart.
My fond childhood memories or Santa Claus are now in ruins.
santa ate too many cookies):
Whoa, we need to set out some celery for Santa this year!
Steve in Houston
Like a bowl full jelly.
I can already smell a hint of foul cheese and stale beer.
YO HE GOT A BOOTY DOO….WHEN HIS STOMACH STICK OUT MORE THEN HIS BOOTY DO LMFAO
Ho HO HO Panhandling pays off, time to ditch the wheels and head to the shelter.
Someone needs to tell this guy that the spare tire goes in the trunk….not around your waist!!
what is that???!!!! i am scarred!
I hope he’s got eight tiny hernia braces in that bag.
I’m to sexy for my shirt,to sexy for my shirt so sexy !!
When Santa drives his Lincoln it’s always a bumpy sleighride.
I’ll be back in a minute – looks like I’d better go lube the inside of my chimney.
Look! The beard! Quick, somebody cancel Christmas – Santa’s on a bender.
Being fat does not mean you can park in a handicap spot!
My eyes!! My eyes!!! OOOOWWWW!!!!!!!
Kenny Rogers knows when to hold em, knows when to fold em, and apparently knows when to eat em.
WHERE THE HELL IS THAT “WHAT NOT TO WEAR ” LADY WHEN WE NEED HER. HEY DUDE, THE BIGGEST LOSER CALLED AND ASKED FOR YOU!
no wonder all my toys would break. santa got them all from walmart
no word’s for this future low ridin slammin 28′s
Santa’s cousin Bubba….
I wonder if this guy is the owner of the Lincoln Towne Car……..or the shopping cart ? ? ? ?
Santa, I hope you don’t plan on giving me that crappy, white clothes basket for Christmas!
This is what happens when Santa dresses in his “muggle clothes.”
Maybe there are some clothes in that cart that will actually fit him.
just a guy
@Debbie…..Kenny Rogers…Ha Ha….You win.
I love the way he’s looking in the trunk.
Huh, so that’s where my dignity and sense of shame went.
Santa is undercover
WOW, Santa really has gone to the rednecks, First the belly hanging out and then WAL-MART . . . No wonder he left the rudolph at home.
You know the economy is in the tube when even Santa is on welfare.
And the lard bucket is parked in the handicap parking! When did being FAT allow you to be handicap?
It’s the circle of life, load junk in cart, load junk in trunk, load junk in belly.
YOUR MOM SAYS
Everyone that commented thus far knows they have at least an uncle, cousin, grandfather, etc that looks like that (I don’t but you do). Embrace your roots Wal Mart lovers.
Santa’s little known younger brother…. he’s kinda the black sheep of the family…
I love the fat people who go to Wal-Mart in the winter who wear shorts because that is all that fits them.
Chubby chaser’s around teh world have a new pin-up….I love the defiant nature of cold weather versus a half shirt. If it’s cold enough to wear a stocking cap, it’s cold enough to wear a whole shirt, but this guy’s tummy WOULD NOT BE COVERED! long live the belly!
Excuse me sir – you left your son inside, he is sitting in the baseball care isle with a bag of chilli. Please take him home and tell him to pull up his damn pants!
Can O Whoopass
Goodfellahs: HEY! Little Joey said he buried Big Ears Eddie.
Seriously, in a handicapped parking space no less? Have you no shame?
I think it’s Santa who needs to do some laundry!
I think Santa needs to do some laundry!
I didn’t realize Dunlop Disease was a handicap. His belly dunlopped.
The only thing that really surprises me about this picture is that he’s not driving a taxi.
it looks like santa ate an umpa lumpa and then stole his clothes. But maybe he didn’t eat all of them. He is gonna trap the rest with the laundry basket.
The shirts too small or the belly is too big. I can’t decide whit it is…..
LUIC (laughing until I cry)
When you get to the point you can’t even tie your shoes, shouldn’t that tell you something??
RE GACK -
THAT IS A GREAT COMMENT, ONE OF THE BEST ON THIS SITE, SO FAR!!
THE GUY IN THE PHOTO IS PROBABLY THINKING, “WITH A MIND LIKE EINSTEIN AND A BODY LIKE CHARLES ATLAS, HOW CAN I FAIL???”
If it’s West Virginia, that’s my brother!
December 5th, 2009
Santa? You shop Walmart?
He must have spent all his cash on that big L. Didn’t have a dime left for clothes for years!
He’s parked in the handicapped spot so obviously someone realizes he was special.
Christ’s snakes alive, its skid row Santa!
Question. Why the laundry basket? It doesn’t look like this dude gives a hoot about his clothes or how he looks! I don’t think he washes them anyway. WTF?
He’s depending on that sweet ride to impress the chicks. Pay not attention to the fact he has no socks, shoe laces, or a shirt that actually fits.
Wait a minute…isn’t that “Big Country” from ‘The Ultimate Fighter’? I’d recognize that belly anywhere!
“All I want for Christmas is a shirt that actually covers up my big, fat gut”
Scot Stiner in 20 years
Scott Stiner in 20 years
what? the abominable snowman from rudolph the rednose raindeer shops at walmart? talk about the island of misfits!
Definately flopped out of the shallow end of the gene pool!
Interesting that it is cold enough to wear a hat, but not so cold that the belly needs covering.
even santa is being effected by the economy…
What a lazy slob! If you dont have a shirt that fits at least zip up your hoodie! Go buy a shirt that covers that gut, some Vans and maybe a gym membership or at least diet soda.
Oh, and save the handicap spot for those who truly need it!
Hey it is just Santa picking up things at Walmart. The elves are very busy making Zhu Zhu Pets.
I see Santa’s other sled is a Lincoln. Where’s he cutting corners to afford that? Not on cookies it seems.
Hey, Santa has to have something to wear while the big red suit is getting dry cleaned!
Unfortunately he couldn’t find a shirt bigger than XXXL. Somebody should really make a clothing store “Men’s Big and Short.”
Holy Crap! Now I see what my Walrus character does in his spare time when not appearing in my webcomic strip! LOL
This year even Santa has fallen on hard times.
oh my god.
btw, the caption = win.
Santa ate the reindeer!
Is that really his belly button, or did he just spin around really fast as the shutter clicked?
cover your dickey doo up you fat fuck
well looks like he made an effort at finding a basket to carry that belly in. Too bad Wally World doesnt carry #10 wash tubs.
December 6th, 2009
This is the first time I’ve ever seen anyone I “know” on here. I used to work at the K-Mart in Lebanon, Tennessee and this guy literally crazy, but he is a LEGEND. Fortunately, he wasn’t a regular, but the two or three times he’s come in provided stories that will last years. My only interaction with him was in electronics when he bought a few $3.99 DVDs, asking me if I’d seen any of them. They all looked like C-listers that had only been shown on Lifetime in the mid-90s, so I said no. He then told me that comedies were his favorites. “Comedies and porno!” Then he asked where our high caffeine coffee was, saying he wanted to be “A super dude!”
He is truly epic.
I wonder if he can still see his”long duck dong”??????????????
Or big time dirty toilet…………
“Hmmm now where did I put that spare tire”?
At least he does his laundry!
(Or is going to attempt to…)
and i thought i looked odd being a broke 27 year old (normal girl) driving a hand me down Lincoln town car-at least a little out of place-but DAMN he looks like he just whacked the owner of that ride and stuffed him in the trunk and now is looking in the trunk and saying WOW i can fit more stuff in there