HAHA………..I wonder why he even needs a clothes basket! Crazy!
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December 4th, 2009
dolliepop007
Ho Ho Hoooooly shit, where’s the rest of my shirt?!?!
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December 4th, 2009
Sandy
Go rub his budda belly for good luck
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December 4th, 2009
BRI
Judging by the laundry basket…I’d say these are the cleanest dirty clothes he could find to venture out in so he could purchase supplies to wash the rest of his awesome belly shirts!
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December 4th, 2009
jim
homeless people own cars?
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December 4th, 2009
NJMom
Ho ho….NOOOO!
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December 4th, 2009
Mercy
Why Santa, Why?!!?
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December 4th, 2009
dolliepop007
Ho Ho Hoooooooooly sh*t where’s the rest of my shirt?
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December 4th, 2009
JLMix
Once they saw the beard, children would never look at Santa the same way again!!!
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December 4th, 2009
MADHATTER
The elves must be on strike, I’ll have to tell my son he is getting a laundry basket this year.
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December 4th, 2009
tcd
I bet he needs a mirror and a set of BBQ tongs to take a leak.
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December 4th, 2009
heartgirl
wow. possibly one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen in my life
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December 4th, 2009
eamon
dude thats my dad ._.
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December 4th, 2009
Jimbo
Damn elves! Shame on you for making poor Santa dress as a civilian and go to WalMart to buy toys !
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December 4th, 2009
sr819
Good thing that shirt came in extra medium.
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December 4th, 2009
pitchik
hopefully one of those bags has some clothes in it that fit
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December 4th, 2009
Samantha
OMG!! Santa is homeless!!
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December 4th, 2009
ray_n_az
awww hell…….. hes got the elf’s shirt on
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December 4th, 2009
RUkiddingme?
He’s got a clothing basket in his Cart. At home …NO SOCKS, NO SHOES, NO, NO, NO, NOT EVEN!
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December 4th, 2009
me
Chinese on strike at laundry even for Santa
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December 4th, 2009
LORDSTARBQ
thanks to the economy, santa had to EAT VIXEN
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December 4th, 2009
Tommy
He’s in a handicapped spot too. Being a fat lazy piece of shit is only a handicap for dating, not shopping.
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December 4th, 2009
Matt
The cashier told me that I have a nice dickie-do. WTF is a dickie-do, anyway?
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December 4th, 2009
Kara
Like a Bowl Full of Jelly! Ho ho ho!
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December 4th, 2009
dragmein
Et tu, Santa? Christmas is ruined.
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December 4th, 2009
DORIS
HOBO SANTA SHOPS AT WAL-MART!
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December 4th, 2009
Bleeding Eyes
He is getting into a bloody Lincoln…WTH!! Surely he can afford a shirt that fits!
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December 4th, 2009
RUkiddingme?
Walmart Buddha??
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December 4th, 2009
Cass
Am I the only one bothered by the fact that Santa uses the “Handicap Parking”?
Hang on a minute, campers. There’s the shorts and the wa-a-a-a-a-ay too-short-shirt and …. a toboggan and overcoat/sweater of some sort. So-o-o-o, we’re cold but NOT cold. And would someone explain why someone who can afford a Cadillac can’t afford to buy ‘up’ a few sizes and COVER everything? sheesh …..
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December 4th, 2009
dennylou
No, no. He has the look all wrong. Without the bathrobe AND the koolaid shirt, this look just doesn’t work.
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December 4th, 2009
Jeep
You guys got it all wrong! That’s Tim Allen, filming the movie Santa Clause 5!
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December 4th, 2009
Thom
This guys role models are Peter Griffin, Chris Farley, and Flounder from Animal House. In the words of Dean Wormer, “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go thru life, son.” Good God, the man can’t even park his land yacht properly!
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December 4th, 2009
Elderberry
This is why we have an oil crisis in USA. It’s because us fat-ass Americans need huge cars thanks to our fat guts – us obese slobs can’t even fit in a fuel efficient import! But we don’t want to lose weight and take care of ourselves – oh, no, that’s waaaayyy too much work!!!
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December 4th, 2009
Julie
santa’s got a brand new bag
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December 4th, 2009
why
Pretty nice car for such a sloppy looking guy. Wonder if he lives in it?
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December 4th, 2009
B.A.
It’s Santa Claus’ lesser known younger brother Bubba Ray Claus! Every Labor Day, Bubba Ray leaves a brand new pipe wrench down the exposed butt crack of every good plumber on Bubba Ray’s list!
I think he needed to stop wearing half shirts about 30 years ago.
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December 4th, 2009
EMac
I ain’t never goin to this laundrymat next to Wally World again, dang it! Shrunk my dern shirt, can’t even find my socks and Oh, Hell, where’d I leave that flippin laundry basket!
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December 4th, 2009
Sideburns
I can’t believe the elves let him out looking like that
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December 4th, 2009
Van Gogo
Tramp O’Claus is coming to town.
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December 4th, 2009
Tim
Did not know that Santa shops at Wal-Mart!!!! Wonder how many kids he frightened??
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December 4th, 2009
OkieGal
And he’s driving a Lincoln!
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December 4th, 2009
Debbie
Yes Virginia, there is a fat, scary man at Walmart.
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December 4th, 2009
Elderberry
This is why USA has an energy crisis. It’s because our fat asses can’t fit in fuel efficient import cars!
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December 4th, 2009
theperfectweld
Looks like somebody is going to need a bigger laundry basket.
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December 4th, 2009
JD
Why was Samantha modded down? Seems pretty silly to be turned off by what Samantha said.
That said, a winter hat, a jacket, exposed gut and shorts. Maybe that flies if you’re attractive, but not if you’re St. Nick.
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December 4th, 2009
Tiffany
HO HO HO Oh hell no!!
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December 4th, 2009
Ferrell Gummitt
Give him a break, obviously he is on his way to the local “Sexiest Abs” competition at the local Sizzler.
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December 4th, 2009
mekkah high
that is a santa that does not look so jolly.
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December 4th, 2009
Santa's little helper
You better be nice to Santa or he’s going to pass over your house this month!
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December 4th, 2009
pooky
Another busted can of biscuits!!
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December 4th, 2009
Tim
He’s feeding the two boys he kidnaped to turn in to Santa’s helpers. if you know what he means.. hint, hint, nudge, nudge..
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December 4th, 2009
PinkHairNightmare
alright who let santa get drunk and go to walmart?
I wonder if this guy is the owner of the Lincoln Towne Car……..or the shopping cart ? ? ? ?
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December 4th, 2009
Homer
Santa, I hope you don’t plan on giving me that crappy, white clothes basket for Christmas!
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December 4th, 2009
Non-muggle
This is what happens when Santa dresses in his “muggle clothes.”
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December 4th, 2009
PKJ
Maybe there are some clothes in that cart that will actually fit him.
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December 4th, 2009
just a guy
@Debbie…..Kenny Rogers…Ha Ha….You win.
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December 4th, 2009
Becky
I love the way he’s looking in the trunk.
Huh, so that’s where my dignity and sense of shame went.
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December 4th, 2009
Public Enema
Store sub-standards?
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December 4th, 2009
kelsey
Santa is undercover
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December 4th, 2009
Tahoe Scott
WOW, Santa really has gone to the rednecks, First the belly hanging out and then WAL-MART . . . No wonder he left the rudolph at home.
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December 4th, 2009
clb
You know the economy is in the tube when even Santa is on welfare.
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December 4th, 2009
Ralph
HO,HO,HOLY CRAP!!
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December 4th, 2009
jimbob
And the lard bucket is parked in the handicap parking! When did being FAT allow you to be handicap?
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Mary
It’s the circle of life, load junk in cart, load junk in trunk, load junk in belly.
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December 4th, 2009
YOUR MOM SAYS
Everyone that commented thus far knows they have at least an uncle, cousin, grandfather, etc that looks like that (I don’t but you do). Embrace your roots Wal Mart lovers.
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VDK
Santa’s little known younger brother…. he’s kinda the black sheep of the family…
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Andrew
I love the fat people who go to Wal-Mart in the winter who wear shorts because that is all that fits them.
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December 4th, 2009
chakatreatment
Chubby chaser’s around teh world have a new pin-up….I love the defiant nature of cold weather versus a half shirt. If it’s cold enough to wear a stocking cap, it’s cold enough to wear a whole shirt, but this guy’s tummy WOULD NOT BE COVERED! long live the belly!
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December 4th, 2009
KCLady
Excuse me sir – you left your son inside, he is sitting in the baseball care isle with a bag of chilli. Please take him home and tell him to pull up his damn pants!
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December 4th, 2009
Can O Whoopass
Goodfellahs: HEY! Little Joey said he buried Big Ears Eddie.
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December 4th, 2009
Debra Welch
Seriously, in a handicapped parking space no less? Have you no shame?
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December 4th, 2009
Tami
I think it’s Santa who needs to do some laundry!
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December 4th, 2009
Tami
I think Santa needs to do some laundry!
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December 4th, 2009
TOYMAN
I didn’t realize Dunlop Disease was a handicap. His belly dunlopped.
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December 4th, 2009
Gack
The only thing that really surprises me about this picture is that he’s not driving a taxi.
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December 4th, 2009
mikey
it looks like santa ate an umpa lumpa and then stole his clothes. But maybe he didn’t eat all of them. He is gonna trap the rest with the laundry basket.
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December 4th, 2009
Sharon
The shirts too small or the belly is too big. I can’t decide whit it is…..
When you get to the point you can’t even tie your shoes, shouldn’t that tell you something??
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December 4th, 2009
jeez
Phil Margera?
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December 4th, 2009
VILLAGE IDIOT
RE GACK -
THAT IS A GREAT COMMENT, ONE OF THE BEST ON THIS SITE, SO FAR!!
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December 4th, 2009
VILLAGE IDIOT
THE GUY IN THE PHOTO IS PROBABLY THINKING, “WITH A MIND LIKE EINSTEIN AND A BODY LIKE CHARLES ATLAS, HOW CAN I FAIL???”
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December 4th, 2009
rufustfirefly
If it’s West Virginia, that’s my brother!
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December 5th, 2009
Walmart cutie
Santa? You shop Walmart?
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December 5th, 2009
LJ
He must have spent all his cash on that big L. Didn’t have a dime left for clothes for years!
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December 5th, 2009
bree
He’s parked in the handicapped spot so obviously someone realizes he was special.
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December 5th, 2009
Cat assassin
Christ’s snakes alive, its skid row Santa!
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December 5th, 2009
GOREDSOX
Question. Why the laundry basket? It doesn’t look like this dude gives a hoot about his clothes or how he looks! I don’t think he washes them anyway. WTF?
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December 5th, 2009
reggie
He’s depending on that sweet ride to impress the chicks. Pay not attention to the fact he has no socks, shoe laces, or a shirt that actually fits.
Wait a minute…isn’t that “Big Country” from ‘The Ultimate Fighter’? I’d recognize that belly anywhere!
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December 5th, 2009
Andy
“All I want for Christmas is a shirt that actually covers up my big, fat gut”
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December 5th, 2009
Skiper
Scot Stiner in 20 years
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December 5th, 2009
Skiper
Scott Stiner in 20 years
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December 5th, 2009
Bullz
what? the abominable snowman from rudolph the rednose raindeer shops at walmart? talk about the island of misfits!
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December 5th, 2009
Linja
Definately flopped out of the shallow end of the gene pool!
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December 5th, 2009
Heather
Interesting that it is cold enough to wear a hat, but not so cold that the belly needs covering.
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December 5th, 2009
jordan
even santa is being effected by the economy…
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December 5th, 2009
yikes
What a lazy slob! If you dont have a shirt that fits at least zip up your hoodie! Go buy a shirt that covers that gut, some Vans and maybe a gym membership or at least diet soda.
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December 5th, 2009
yikes
Oh, and save the handicap spot for those who truly need it!
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December 5th, 2009
Alicia
Hey it is just Santa picking up things at Walmart. The elves are very busy making Zhu Zhu Pets.
Holy Crap! Now I see what my Walrus character does in his spare time when not appearing in my webcomic strip! LOL
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December 5th, 2009
ohnoes!
This year even Santa has fallen on hard times.
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December 5th, 2009
marc
oh my god.
btw, the caption = win.
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December 5th, 2009
Lew
Santa ate the reindeer!
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December 5th, 2009
dave
Is that really his belly button, or did he just spin around really fast as the shutter clicked?
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December 5th, 2009
tuggy
cover your dickey doo up you fat fuck
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December 5th, 2009
wycked_wyccan
well looks like he made an effort at finding a basket to carry that belly in. Too bad Wally World doesnt carry #10 wash tubs.
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December 6th, 2009
Andy
This is the first time I’ve ever seen anyone I “know” on here. I used to work at the K-Mart in Lebanon, Tennessee and this guy literally crazy, but he is a LEGEND. Fortunately, he wasn’t a regular, but the two or three times he’s come in provided stories that will last years. My only interaction with him was in electronics when he bought a few $3.99 DVDs, asking me if I’d seen any of them. They all looked like C-listers that had only been shown on Lifetime in the mid-90s, so I said no. He then told me that comedies were his favorites. “Comedies and porno!” Then he asked where our high caffeine coffee was, saying he wanted to be “A super dude!”
He is truly epic.
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December 6th, 2009
brian hampton
I wonder if he can still see his”long duck dong”??????????????
Or big time dirty toilet…………
and i thought i looked odd being a broke 27 year old (normal girl) driving a hand me down Lincoln town car-at least a little out of place-but DAMN he looks like he just whacked the owner of that ride and stuffed him in the trunk and now is looking in the trunk and saying WOW i can fit more stuff in there
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Santa in the off season.
December 4th, 2009
I think that lady better watch the homeless person raiding her trunk!
December 4th, 2009
SANTA! lol
December 4th, 2009
“HEY, where did this extra bag come from?” OH SHIT, it’s my GUT !
December 4th, 2009
Fat guuuuy in a little Shiiiirt. Come on! You know the words!
December 4th, 2009
Obviously Santa’s suit is still at the dry cleaner’s. Hopefully its ready by X-mas.
December 4th, 2009
Once seeing the beard, children all over WM would never look at Santa the same way again.
December 4th, 2009
Wow looks like Santa is slackin off a bit before his big run, either that or re-supplying the toy shop
December 4th, 2009
Is that Santa?
December 4th, 2009
Hard times… even at the north pole…
December 4th, 2009
I wonder what he’s handicapped for..maybe lazy?
December 4th, 2009
Mmm sexy! (sarasm at its best)
December 4th, 2009
HAHA………..I wonder why he even needs a clothes basket! Crazy!
December 4th, 2009
Ho Ho Hoooooly shit, where’s the rest of my shirt?!?!
December 4th, 2009
Go rub his budda belly for good luck
December 4th, 2009
Judging by the laundry basket…I’d say these are the cleanest dirty clothes he could find to venture out in so he could purchase supplies to wash the rest of his awesome belly shirts!
December 4th, 2009
homeless people own cars?
December 4th, 2009
Ho ho….NOOOO!
December 4th, 2009
Why Santa, Why?!!?
December 4th, 2009
Ho Ho Hoooooooooly sh*t where’s the rest of my shirt?
December 4th, 2009
Once they saw the beard, children would never look at Santa the same way again!!!
December 4th, 2009
The elves must be on strike, I’ll have to tell my son he is getting a laundry basket this year.
December 4th, 2009
I bet he needs a mirror and a set of BBQ tongs to take a leak.
December 4th, 2009
wow. possibly one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen in my life
December 4th, 2009
dude thats my dad ._.
December 4th, 2009
Damn elves! Shame on you for making poor Santa dress as a civilian and go to WalMart to buy toys !
December 4th, 2009
Good thing that shirt came in extra medium.
December 4th, 2009
hopefully one of those bags has some clothes in it that fit
December 4th, 2009
OMG!! Santa is homeless!!
December 4th, 2009
awww hell…….. hes got the elf’s shirt on
December 4th, 2009
He’s got a clothing basket in his Cart. At home …NO SOCKS, NO SHOES, NO, NO, NO, NOT EVEN!
December 4th, 2009
Chinese on strike at laundry even for Santa
December 4th, 2009
thanks to the economy, santa had to EAT VIXEN
December 4th, 2009
He’s in a handicapped spot too. Being a fat lazy piece of shit is only a handicap for dating, not shopping.
December 4th, 2009
The cashier told me that I have a nice dickie-do. WTF is a dickie-do, anyway?
December 4th, 2009
Like a Bowl Full of Jelly! Ho ho ho!
December 4th, 2009
Et tu, Santa? Christmas is ruined.
December 4th, 2009
HOBO SANTA SHOPS AT WAL-MART!
December 4th, 2009
He is getting into a bloody Lincoln…WTH!! Surely he can afford a shirt that fits!
December 4th, 2009
Walmart Buddha??
December 4th, 2009
Am I the only one bothered by the fact that Santa uses the “Handicap Parking”?
December 4th, 2009
clothing mix up santa got the elves clothes
December 4th, 2009
OMG!!!! ITS SANTAAAA
December 4th, 2009
Hang on a minute, campers. There’s the shorts and the wa-a-a-a-a-ay too-short-shirt and …. a toboggan and overcoat/sweater of some sort. So-o-o-o, we’re cold but NOT cold. And would someone explain why someone who can afford a Cadillac can’t afford to buy ‘up’ a few sizes and COVER everything? sheesh …..
December 4th, 2009
No, no. He has the look all wrong. Without the bathrobe AND the koolaid shirt, this look just doesn’t work.
December 4th, 2009
You guys got it all wrong! That’s Tim Allen, filming the movie Santa Clause 5!
December 4th, 2009
This guys role models are Peter Griffin, Chris Farley, and Flounder from Animal House. In the words of Dean Wormer, “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go thru life, son.” Good God, the man can’t even park his land yacht properly!
December 4th, 2009
This is why we have an oil crisis in USA. It’s because us fat-ass Americans need huge cars thanks to our fat guts – us obese slobs can’t even fit in a fuel efficient import! But we don’t want to lose weight and take care of ourselves – oh, no, that’s waaaayyy too much work!!!
December 4th, 2009
santa’s got a brand new bag
December 4th, 2009
Pretty nice car for such a sloppy looking guy. Wonder if he lives in it?
December 4th, 2009
It’s Santa Claus’ lesser known younger brother Bubba Ray Claus! Every Labor Day, Bubba Ray leaves a brand new pipe wrench down the exposed butt crack of every good plumber on Bubba Ray’s list!
December 4th, 2009
I think he needed to stop wearing half shirts about 30 years ago.
December 4th, 2009
I ain’t never goin to this laundrymat next to Wally World again, dang it! Shrunk my dern shirt, can’t even find my socks and Oh, Hell, where’d I leave that flippin laundry basket!
December 4th, 2009
I can’t believe the elves let him out looking like that
December 4th, 2009
Tramp O’Claus is coming to town.
December 4th, 2009
Did not know that Santa shops at Wal-Mart!!!! Wonder how many kids he frightened??
December 4th, 2009
And he’s driving a Lincoln!
December 4th, 2009
Yes Virginia, there is a fat, scary man at Walmart.
December 4th, 2009
This is why USA has an energy crisis. It’s because our fat asses can’t fit in fuel efficient import cars!
December 4th, 2009
Looks like somebody is going to need a bigger laundry basket.
December 4th, 2009
Why was Samantha modded down? Seems pretty silly to be turned off by what Samantha said.
That said, a winter hat, a jacket, exposed gut and shorts. Maybe that flies if you’re attractive, but not if you’re St. Nick.
December 4th, 2009
HO HO HO Oh hell no!!
December 4th, 2009
Give him a break, obviously he is on his way to the local “Sexiest Abs” competition at the local Sizzler.
December 4th, 2009
that is a santa that does not look so jolly.
December 4th, 2009
You better be nice to Santa or he’s going to pass over your house this month!
December 4th, 2009
Another busted can of biscuits!!
December 4th, 2009
He’s feeding the two boys he kidnaped to turn in to Santa’s helpers. if you know what he means.. hint, hint, nudge, nudge..
December 4th, 2009
alright who let santa get drunk and go to walmart?
December 4th, 2009
I guess the wide stance is how he keeps his balance so well, aaaand those shoes just complete the whole ensemble!!
December 4th, 2009
Santas new suit… Please bring back the old one
December 4th, 2009
Santa had to make major cutbacks at the North Pole. He layed off all of his elves, and is now forced to buy all the presents at Walmart.
December 4th, 2009
My fond childhood memories or Santa Claus are now in ruins.
December 4th, 2009
santa ate too many cookies):
December 4th, 2009
Whoa, we need to set out some celery for Santa this year!
December 4th, 2009
Like a bowl full jelly.
December 4th, 2009
I can already smell a hint of foul cheese and stale beer.
December 4th, 2009
YO HE GOT A BOOTY DOO….WHEN HIS STOMACH STICK OUT MORE THEN HIS BOOTY DO LMFAO
December 4th, 2009
Ho HO HO Panhandling pays off, time to ditch the wheels and head to the shelter.
December 4th, 2009
Someone needs to tell this guy that the spare tire goes in the trunk….not around your waist!!
December 4th, 2009
what is that???!!!! i am scarred!
December 4th, 2009
I hope he’s got eight tiny hernia braces in that bag.
December 4th, 2009
I’m to sexy for my shirt,to sexy for my shirt so sexy !!
December 4th, 2009
When Santa drives his Lincoln it’s always a bumpy sleighride.
December 4th, 2009
I’ll be back in a minute – looks like I’d better go lube the inside of my chimney.
December 4th, 2009
Look! The beard! Quick, somebody cancel Christmas – Santa’s on a bender.
December 4th, 2009
Being fat does not mean you can park in a handicap spot!
December 4th, 2009
My eyes!! My eyes!!! OOOOWWWW!!!!!!!
December 4th, 2009
Kenny Rogers knows when to hold em, knows when to fold em, and apparently knows when to eat em.
December 4th, 2009
WHERE THE HELL IS THAT “WHAT NOT TO WEAR ” LADY WHEN WE NEED HER. HEY DUDE, THE BIGGEST LOSER CALLED AND ASKED FOR YOU!
December 4th, 2009
no wonder all my toys would break. santa got them all from walmart
December 4th, 2009
Ho-Ho-HOBO !!
December 4th, 2009
wtf ???
omg
no word’s for this future low ridin slammin 28′s
December 4th, 2009
Santa’s cousin Bubba….
December 4th, 2009
I wonder if this guy is the owner of the Lincoln Towne Car……..or the shopping cart ? ? ? ?
December 4th, 2009
Santa, I hope you don’t plan on giving me that crappy, white clothes basket for Christmas!
December 4th, 2009
This is what happens when Santa dresses in his “muggle clothes.”
December 4th, 2009
Maybe there are some clothes in that cart that will actually fit him.
December 4th, 2009
@Debbie…..Kenny Rogers…Ha Ha….You win.
December 4th, 2009
I love the way he’s looking in the trunk.
Huh, so that’s where my dignity and sense of shame went.
December 4th, 2009
Store sub-standards?
December 4th, 2009
Santa is undercover
December 4th, 2009
WOW, Santa really has gone to the rednecks, First the belly hanging out and then WAL-MART . . . No wonder he left the rudolph at home.
December 4th, 2009
You know the economy is in the tube when even Santa is on welfare.
December 4th, 2009
HO,HO,HOLY CRAP!!
December 4th, 2009
And the lard bucket is parked in the handicap parking! When did being FAT allow you to be handicap?
December 4th, 2009
It’s the circle of life, load junk in cart, load junk in trunk, load junk in belly.
December 4th, 2009
Everyone that commented thus far knows they have at least an uncle, cousin, grandfather, etc that looks like that (I don’t but you do). Embrace your roots Wal Mart lovers.
December 4th, 2009
Santa’s little known younger brother…. he’s kinda the black sheep of the family…
December 4th, 2009
I love the fat people who go to Wal-Mart in the winter who wear shorts because that is all that fits them.
December 4th, 2009
Chubby chaser’s around teh world have a new pin-up….I love the defiant nature of cold weather versus a half shirt. If it’s cold enough to wear a stocking cap, it’s cold enough to wear a whole shirt, but this guy’s tummy WOULD NOT BE COVERED! long live the belly!
December 4th, 2009
Excuse me sir – you left your son inside, he is sitting in the baseball care isle with a bag of chilli. Please take him home and tell him to pull up his damn pants!
December 4th, 2009
Goodfellahs: HEY! Little Joey said he buried Big Ears Eddie.
December 4th, 2009
Seriously, in a handicapped parking space no less? Have you no shame?
December 4th, 2009
I think it’s Santa who needs to do some laundry!
December 4th, 2009
I think Santa needs to do some laundry!
December 4th, 2009
I didn’t realize Dunlop Disease was a handicap. His belly dunlopped.
December 4th, 2009
The only thing that really surprises me about this picture is that he’s not driving a taxi.
December 4th, 2009
it looks like santa ate an umpa lumpa and then stole his clothes. But maybe he didn’t eat all of them. He is gonna trap the rest with the laundry basket.
December 4th, 2009
The shirts too small or the belly is too big. I can’t decide whit it is…..
December 4th, 2009
When you get to the point you can’t even tie your shoes, shouldn’t that tell you something??
December 4th, 2009
Phil Margera?
December 4th, 2009
RE GACK -
THAT IS A GREAT COMMENT, ONE OF THE BEST ON THIS SITE, SO FAR!!
December 4th, 2009
THE GUY IN THE PHOTO IS PROBABLY THINKING, “WITH A MIND LIKE EINSTEIN AND A BODY LIKE CHARLES ATLAS, HOW CAN I FAIL???”
December 4th, 2009
If it’s West Virginia, that’s my brother!
December 5th, 2009
Santa? You shop Walmart?
December 5th, 2009
He must have spent all his cash on that big L. Didn’t have a dime left for clothes for years!
December 5th, 2009
He’s parked in the handicapped spot so obviously someone realizes he was special.
December 5th, 2009
Christ’s snakes alive, its skid row Santa!
December 5th, 2009
Question. Why the laundry basket? It doesn’t look like this dude gives a hoot about his clothes or how he looks! I don’t think he washes them anyway. WTF?
December 5th, 2009
He’s depending on that sweet ride to impress the chicks. Pay not attention to the fact he has no socks, shoe laces, or a shirt that actually fits.
Wait a minute…isn’t that “Big Country” from ‘The Ultimate Fighter’? I’d recognize that belly anywhere!
December 5th, 2009
“All I want for Christmas is a shirt that actually covers up my big, fat gut”
December 5th, 2009
Scot Stiner in 20 years
December 5th, 2009
Scott Stiner in 20 years
December 5th, 2009
what? the abominable snowman from rudolph the rednose raindeer shops at walmart? talk about the island of misfits!
December 5th, 2009
Definately flopped out of the shallow end of the gene pool!
December 5th, 2009
Interesting that it is cold enough to wear a hat, but not so cold that the belly needs covering.
December 5th, 2009
even santa is being effected by the economy…
December 5th, 2009
What a lazy slob! If you dont have a shirt that fits at least zip up your hoodie! Go buy a shirt that covers that gut, some Vans and maybe a gym membership or at least diet soda.
December 5th, 2009
Oh, and save the handicap spot for those who truly need it!
December 5th, 2009
Hey it is just Santa picking up things at Walmart. The elves are very busy making Zhu Zhu Pets.
December 5th, 2009
I see Santa’s other sled is a Lincoln. Where’s he cutting corners to afford that? Not on cookies it seems.
December 5th, 2009
Hey, Santa has to have something to wear while the big red suit is getting dry cleaned!
December 5th, 2009
Unfortunately he couldn’t find a shirt bigger than XXXL. Somebody should really make a clothing store “Men’s Big and Short.”
December 5th, 2009
Holy Crap! Now I see what my Walrus character does in his spare time when not appearing in my webcomic strip! LOL
December 5th, 2009
This year even Santa has fallen on hard times.
December 5th, 2009
oh my god.
btw, the caption = win.
December 5th, 2009
Santa ate the reindeer!
December 5th, 2009
Is that really his belly button, or did he just spin around really fast as the shutter clicked?
December 5th, 2009
cover your dickey doo up you fat fuck
December 5th, 2009
well looks like he made an effort at finding a basket to carry that belly in. Too bad Wally World doesnt carry #10 wash tubs.
December 6th, 2009
This is the first time I’ve ever seen anyone I “know” on here. I used to work at the K-Mart in Lebanon, Tennessee and this guy literally crazy, but he is a LEGEND. Fortunately, he wasn’t a regular, but the two or three times he’s come in provided stories that will last years. My only interaction with him was in electronics when he bought a few $3.99 DVDs, asking me if I’d seen any of them. They all looked like C-listers that had only been shown on Lifetime in the mid-90s, so I said no. He then told me that comedies were his favorites. “Comedies and porno!” Then he asked where our high caffeine coffee was, saying he wanted to be “A super dude!”
He is truly epic.
December 6th, 2009
I wonder if he can still see his”long duck dong”??????????????
Or big time dirty toilet…………
December 6th, 2009
“Hmmm now where did I put that spare tire”?
December 6th, 2009
Oh, Santa….
December 6th, 2009
At least he does his laundry!
(Or is going to attempt to…)
December 6th, 2009
and i thought i looked odd being a broke 27 year old (normal girl) driving a hand me down Lincoln town car-at least a little out of place-but DAMN he looks like he just whacked the owner of that ride and stuffed him in the trunk and now is looking in the trunk and saying WOW i can fit more stuff in there
December 6th, 2009
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