Belly Buster



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Hey, thanks for not even trying.

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Belly Buster, 7.0 out of 10 based on 5 ratings

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  1. Jennifer

    Santa in the off season.

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  2. blondee

    I think that lady better watch the homeless person raiding her trunk!

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  3. Julie

    SANTA! lol

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  4. Frank J Witt

    “HEY, where did this extra bag come from?” OH SHIT, it’s my GUT !

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  5. Jessi

    Fat guuuuy in a little Shiiiirt. Come on! You know the words!

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  6. Jane L.

    Obviously Santa’s suit is still at the dry cleaner’s. Hopefully its ready by X-mas.

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  7. Jeff

    Once seeing the beard, children all over WM would never look at Santa the same way again.

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  8. James

    Wow looks like Santa is slackin off a bit before his big run, either that or re-supplying the toy shop

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  9. Pinkmommy

    Is that Santa?

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  10. jwinbwd

    Hard times… even at the north pole…

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  11. HeatherJ

    I wonder what he’s handicapped for..maybe lazy?

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  12. LovingPOWM

    Mmm sexy! (sarasm at its best)

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  13. HAHA………..I wonder why he even needs a clothes basket! Crazy!

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  14. dolliepop007

    Ho Ho Hoooooly shit, where’s the rest of my shirt?!?!

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  15. Sandy

    Go rub his budda belly for good luck

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  16. BRI

    Judging by the laundry basket…I’d say these are the cleanest dirty clothes he could find to venture out in so he could purchase supplies to wash the rest of his awesome belly shirts!

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  17. jim

    homeless people own cars?

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  18. NJMom

    Ho ho….NOOOO!

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  19. Mercy

    Why Santa, Why?!!?

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  20. dolliepop007

    Ho Ho Hoooooooooly sh*t where’s the rest of my shirt?

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  21. JLMix

    Once they saw the beard, children would never look at Santa the same way again!!!

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  22. MADHATTER

    The elves must be on strike, I’ll have to tell my son he is getting a laundry basket this year.

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  23. tcd

    I bet he needs a mirror and a set of BBQ tongs to take a leak.

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  24. heartgirl

    wow. possibly one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen in my life

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  25. eamon

    dude thats my dad ._.

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  26. Jimbo

    Damn elves! Shame on you for making poor Santa dress as a civilian and go to WalMart to buy toys !

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  27. sr819

    Good thing that shirt came in extra medium.

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  28. pitchik

    hopefully one of those bags has some clothes in it that fit

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  29. Samantha

    OMG!! Santa is homeless!!

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  30. ray_n_az

    awww hell…….. hes got the elf’s shirt on

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  31. RUkiddingme?

    He’s got a clothing basket in his Cart. At home …NO SOCKS, NO SHOES, NO, NO, NO, NOT EVEN!

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  32. me

    Chinese on strike at laundry even for Santa

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  33. LORDSTARBQ

    thanks to the economy, santa had to EAT VIXEN

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  34. Tommy

    He’s in a handicapped spot too. Being a fat lazy piece of shit is only a handicap for dating, not shopping.

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  35. Matt

    The cashier told me that I have a nice dickie-do. WTF is a dickie-do, anyway?

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  36. Kara

    Like a Bowl Full of Jelly! Ho ho ho!

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  37. dragmein

    Et tu, Santa? Christmas is ruined.

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  38. DORIS

    HOBO SANTA SHOPS AT WAL-MART!

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  39. Bleeding Eyes

    He is getting into a bloody Lincoln…WTH!! Surely he can afford a shirt that fits!

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  40. RUkiddingme?

    Walmart Buddha??

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  41. Cass

    Am I the only one bothered by the fact that Santa uses the “Handicap Parking”?

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  42. shelly

    clothing mix up santa got the elves clothes

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  43. LMAOO!!!

    OMG!!!! ITS SANTAAAA

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  44. Hang on a minute, campers. There’s the shorts and the wa-a-a-a-a-ay too-short-shirt and …. a toboggan and overcoat/sweater of some sort. So-o-o-o, we’re cold but NOT cold. And would someone explain why someone who can afford a Cadillac can’t afford to buy ‘up’ a few sizes and COVER everything? sheesh …..

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  45. dennylou

    No, no. He has the look all wrong. Without the bathrobe AND the koolaid shirt, this look just doesn’t work.

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  46. Jeep

    You guys got it all wrong! That’s Tim Allen, filming the movie Santa Clause 5!

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  47. Thom

    This guys role models are Peter Griffin, Chris Farley, and Flounder from Animal House. In the words of Dean Wormer, “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go thru life, son.” Good God, the man can’t even park his land yacht properly!

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  48. Elderberry

    This is why we have an oil crisis in USA. It’s because us fat-ass Americans need huge cars thanks to our fat guts – us obese slobs can’t even fit in a fuel efficient import! But we don’t want to lose weight and take care of ourselves – oh, no, that’s waaaayyy too much work!!!

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  49. Julie

    santa’s got a brand new bag

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  50. why

    Pretty nice car for such a sloppy looking guy. Wonder if he lives in it?

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  51. B.A.

    It’s Santa Claus’ lesser known younger brother Bubba Ray Claus! Every Labor Day, Bubba Ray leaves a brand new pipe wrench down the exposed butt crack of every good plumber on Bubba Ray’s list!

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  52. I think he needed to stop wearing half shirts about 30 years ago.

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  53. EMac

    I ain’t never goin to this laundrymat next to Wally World again, dang it! Shrunk my dern shirt, can’t even find my socks and Oh, Hell, where’d I leave that flippin laundry basket!

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  54. Sideburns

    I can’t believe the elves let him out looking like that :(

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  55. Van Gogo

    Tramp O’Claus is coming to town.

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  56. Tim

    Did not know that Santa shops at Wal-Mart!!!! Wonder how many kids he frightened??

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  57. OkieGal

    And he’s driving a Lincoln!

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  58. Debbie

    Yes Virginia, there is a fat, scary man at Walmart.

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  59. Elderberry

    This is why USA has an energy crisis. It’s because our fat asses can’t fit in fuel efficient import cars!

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  60. theperfectweld

    Looks like somebody is going to need a bigger laundry basket.

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  61. JD

    Why was Samantha modded down? Seems pretty silly to be turned off by what Samantha said.

    That said, a winter hat, a jacket, exposed gut and shorts. Maybe that flies if you’re attractive, but not if you’re St. Nick.

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  62. Tiffany

    HO HO HO Oh hell no!!

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  63. Ferrell Gummitt

    Give him a break, obviously he is on his way to the local “Sexiest Abs” competition at the local Sizzler.

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  64. mekkah high

    that is a santa that does not look so jolly.

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  65. Santa's little helper

    You better be nice to Santa or he’s going to pass over your house this month!

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  66. pooky

    Another busted can of biscuits!!

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  67. Tim

    He’s feeding the two boys he kidnaped to turn in to Santa’s helpers. if you know what he means.. hint, hint, nudge, nudge..

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  68. PinkHairNightmare

    alright who let santa get drunk and go to walmart?

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  69. I guess the wide stance is how he keeps his balance so well, aaaand those shoes just complete the whole ensemble!!

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  70. Courtney

    Santas new suit… Please bring back the old one

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  71. Snarf

    Santa had to make major cutbacks at the North Pole. He layed off all of his elves, and is now forced to buy all the presents at Walmart.

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  72. rcinaz

    My fond childhood memories or Santa Claus are now in ruins.

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  73. Bambi

    santa ate too many cookies):

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  74. Shasta

    Whoa, we need to set out some celery for Santa this year!

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  75. Steve in Houston

    Like a bowl full jelly.

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  76. I can already smell a hint of foul cheese and stale beer.

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  77. CHRISSY

    YO HE GOT A BOOTY DOO….WHEN HIS STOMACH STICK OUT MORE THEN HIS BOOTY DO LMFAO

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  78. Erik

    Ho HO HO Panhandling pays off, time to ditch the wheels and head to the shelter.

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  79. Dusttmann

    Someone needs to tell this guy that the spare tire goes in the trunk….not around your waist!!

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  80. Lee Honey

    what is that???!!!! i am scarred!

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  81. Gunther

    I hope he’s got eight tiny hernia braces in that bag.

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  82. darren i

    I’m to sexy for my shirt,to sexy for my shirt so sexy !!

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  83. Basement Cat

    When Santa drives his Lincoln it’s always a bumpy sleighride.

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  84. Gunther

    I’ll be back in a minute – looks like I’d better go lube the inside of my chimney.

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  85. dave

    Look! The beard! Quick, somebody cancel Christmas – Santa’s on a bender.

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  86. Char

    Being fat does not mean you can park in a handicap spot!

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  87. Grandma Diva

    My eyes!! My eyes!!! OOOOWWWW!!!!!!!

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  88. debbie

    Kenny Rogers knows when to hold em, knows when to fold em, and apparently knows when to eat em.

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  89. OBJECTSIN MIRROR

    WHERE THE HELL IS THAT “WHAT NOT TO WEAR ” LADY WHEN WE NEED HER. HEY DUDE, THE BIGGEST LOSER CALLED AND ASKED FOR YOU!

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  90. Rachael

    no wonder all my toys would break. santa got them all from walmart

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  91. Melanie

    Ho-Ho-HOBO !!

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  92. wtf ???

    omg

    no word’s for this future low ridin slammin 28′s

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  93. 4rick

    Santa’s cousin Bubba….

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  94. ToolguyinDE

    I wonder if this guy is the owner of the Lincoln Towne Car……..or the shopping cart ? ? ? ?

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  95. Homer

    Santa, I hope you don’t plan on giving me that crappy, white clothes basket for Christmas!

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  96. Non-muggle

    This is what happens when Santa dresses in his “muggle clothes.”

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  97. PKJ

    Maybe there are some clothes in that cart that will actually fit him.

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  98. just a guy

    @Debbie…..Kenny Rogers…Ha Ha….You win.

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  99. Becky

    I love the way he’s looking in the trunk.

    Huh, so that’s where my dignity and sense of shame went.

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  100. Public Enema

    Store sub-standards?

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  101. kelsey

    Santa is undercover

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  102. Tahoe Scott

    WOW, Santa really has gone to the rednecks, First the belly hanging out and then WAL-MART . . . No wonder he left the rudolph at home.

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  103. clb

    You know the economy is in the tube when even Santa is on welfare.

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  104. Ralph

    HO,HO,HOLY CRAP!!

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  105. jimbob

    And the lard bucket is parked in the handicap parking! When did being FAT allow you to be handicap?

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  106. Mary

    It’s the circle of life, load junk in cart, load junk in trunk, load junk in belly.

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  107. YOUR MOM SAYS

    Everyone that commented thus far knows they have at least an uncle, cousin, grandfather, etc that looks like that (I don’t but you do). Embrace your roots Wal Mart lovers.

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  108. VDK

    Santa’s little known younger brother…. he’s kinda the black sheep of the family…

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  109. Andrew

    I love the fat people who go to Wal-Mart in the winter who wear shorts because that is all that fits them.

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  110. chakatreatment

    Chubby chaser’s around teh world have a new pin-up….I love the defiant nature of cold weather versus a half shirt. If it’s cold enough to wear a stocking cap, it’s cold enough to wear a whole shirt, but this guy’s tummy WOULD NOT BE COVERED! long live the belly!

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  111. KCLady

    Excuse me sir – you left your son inside, he is sitting in the baseball care isle with a bag of chilli. Please take him home and tell him to pull up his damn pants!

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  112. Can O Whoopass

    Goodfellahs: HEY! Little Joey said he buried Big Ears Eddie.

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  113. Debra Welch

    Seriously, in a handicapped parking space no less? Have you no shame?

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  114. Tami

    I think it’s Santa who needs to do some laundry!

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  115. Tami

    I think Santa needs to do some laundry!

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  116. TOYMAN

    I didn’t realize Dunlop Disease was a handicap. His belly dunlopped.

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  117. Gack

    The only thing that really surprises me about this picture is that he’s not driving a taxi.

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  118. mikey

    it looks like santa ate an umpa lumpa and then stole his clothes. But maybe he didn’t eat all of them. He is gonna trap the rest with the laundry basket.

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  119. Sharon

    The shirts too small or the belly is too big. I can’t decide whit it is…..

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  120. When you get to the point you can’t even tie your shoes, shouldn’t that tell you something??

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  121. jeez

    Phil Margera?

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  122. VILLAGE IDIOT

    RE GACK -
    THAT IS A GREAT COMMENT, ONE OF THE BEST ON THIS SITE, SO FAR!!

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  123. VILLAGE IDIOT

    THE GUY IN THE PHOTO IS PROBABLY THINKING, “WITH A MIND LIKE EINSTEIN AND A BODY LIKE CHARLES ATLAS, HOW CAN I FAIL???”

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  124. rufustfirefly

    If it’s West Virginia, that’s my brother!

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  125. Walmart cutie

    Santa? You shop Walmart?

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  126. LJ

    He must have spent all his cash on that big L. Didn’t have a dime left for clothes for years!

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  127. bree

    He’s parked in the handicapped spot so obviously someone realizes he was special.

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  128. Cat assassin

    Christ’s snakes alive, its skid row Santa!

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  129. GOREDSOX

    Question. Why the laundry basket? It doesn’t look like this dude gives a hoot about his clothes or how he looks! I don’t think he washes them anyway. WTF?

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  130. reggie

    He’s depending on that sweet ride to impress the chicks. Pay not attention to the fact he has no socks, shoe laces, or a shirt that actually fits.

    Wait a minute…isn’t that “Big Country” from ‘The Ultimate Fighter’? I’d recognize that belly anywhere!

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  131. Andy

    “All I want for Christmas is a shirt that actually covers up my big, fat gut”

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  132. Skiper

    Scot Stiner in 20 years

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  133. Skiper

    Scott Stiner in 20 years

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  134. Bullz

    what? the abominable snowman from rudolph the rednose raindeer shops at walmart? talk about the island of misfits!

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  135. Linja

    Definately flopped out of the shallow end of the gene pool!

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  136. Heather

    Interesting that it is cold enough to wear a hat, but not so cold that the belly needs covering.

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  137. jordan

    even santa is being effected by the economy…

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  138. yikes

    What a lazy slob! If you dont have a shirt that fits at least zip up your hoodie! Go buy a shirt that covers that gut, some Vans and maybe a gym membership or at least diet soda.

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  139. yikes

    Oh, and save the handicap spot for those who truly need it!

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  140. Alicia

    Hey it is just Santa picking up things at Walmart. The elves are very busy making Zhu Zhu Pets.

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  141. I see Santa’s other sled is a Lincoln. Where’s he cutting corners to afford that? Not on cookies it seems.

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  142. IsisOrchid

    Hey, Santa has to have something to wear while the big red suit is getting dry cleaned!

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  143. Craig

    Unfortunately he couldn’t find a shirt bigger than XXXL. Somebody should really make a clothing store “Men’s Big and Short.”

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  144. Holy Crap! Now I see what my Walrus character does in his spare time when not appearing in my webcomic strip! LOL

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  145. ohnoes!

    This year even Santa has fallen on hard times.

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  146. marc

    oh my god.
    btw, the caption = win.

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  147. Lew

    Santa ate the reindeer!

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  148. dave

    Is that really his belly button, or did he just spin around really fast as the shutter clicked?

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  149. tuggy

    cover your dickey doo up you fat fuck

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  150. wycked_wyccan

    well looks like he made an effort at finding a basket to carry that belly in. Too bad Wally World doesnt carry #10 wash tubs.

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  151. Andy

    This is the first time I’ve ever seen anyone I “know” on here. I used to work at the K-Mart in Lebanon, Tennessee and this guy literally crazy, but he is a LEGEND. Fortunately, he wasn’t a regular, but the two or three times he’s come in provided stories that will last years. My only interaction with him was in electronics when he bought a few $3.99 DVDs, asking me if I’d seen any of them. They all looked like C-listers that had only been shown on Lifetime in the mid-90s, so I said no. He then told me that comedies were his favorites. “Comedies and porno!” Then he asked where our high caffeine coffee was, saying he wanted to be “A super dude!”

    He is truly epic.

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  152. brian hampton

    I wonder if he can still see his”long duck dong”??????????????
    Or big time dirty toilet…………

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  153. Public Enema

    “Hmmm now where did I put that spare tire”?

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  154. Duchess

    Oh, Santa….

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  155. At least he does his laundry!

    (Or is going to attempt to…)

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  156. amber

    and i thought i looked odd being a broke 27 year old (normal girl) driving a hand me down Lincoln town car-at least a little out of place-but DAMN he looks like he just whacked the owner of that ride and stuffed him in the trunk and now is looking in the trunk and saying WOW i can fit more stuff in there

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