December 4th, 2009
Stage Presence

I honestly can’t think of a good place or situation to wear these. I want to say 1987 but that still feels like a wrong answer.
New Jersey
Stage Presence,
I honestly can’t think of a good place or situation to wear these. I want to say 1987 but that still feels like a wrong answer.
New Jersey
Stage Presence,
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I’d hit it.
December 4th, 2009
Well they say you can buy anything at Walmart. This just proves it.
December 4th, 2009
just freaking nasty * gag *
December 4th, 2009
The elves are are bringing sexy back this year for Christmas.
December 4th, 2009
Looks like the clothes designer she buys from is “Hoochy Girl”
December 4th, 2009
I feel like she’s missing something… not the dignity thing. Maybe, pants?
December 4th, 2009
hahahahahahaha…………………twisted sister wants their clothes back!
December 4th, 2009
yeaa… hit it with a stick to get it away!!
December 4th, 2009
wow, look at dat muffin top
December 4th, 2009
Check it out,it’s Santa’s little “helper”!
December 4th, 2009
“I know I put a skirt in this damned bag this morning!”
December 4th, 2009
She’s from Jersey!!! Enough said!!
December 4th, 2009
So would I
December 4th, 2009
is that david lee roth?
December 4th, 2009
She entered store with no pants
December 4th, 2009
When did we lose the distinction between underwear and outerwear?
December 4th, 2009
*NEW* From the Steven Tyler Collection
December 4th, 2009
Muffins are for breakfast….
December 4th, 2009
The Greeter should have slapped a Snuggy on her
December 4th, 2009
I know there are just going to be crazy people in this world…but what is wrong with Walmart having NO common sense to let such as this happen?
December 4th, 2009
Sometimes I look at these pictures and I think they are from nightmares I have where i have dreamt that I was out in public and forgot to put my skirt on. I mean, really.
December 4th, 2009
And only $11? What do you people want? It’d be a bargain at twice the price.
December 4th, 2009
Thankful she dosn’t have Back Boobs
December 4th, 2009
I hate when I forget to put on my skirt!
December 4th, 2009
@um
that’s not a muffin top…that’s her ass, due to the fact that she borrowed them from one of her many welfare babies…maybe her 4 yr old
December 4th, 2009
@UM
that’s not a muffin top, that’s her ass, due to the fact that she prolly borrowed them from one of her welfare babies…perhaps her 4 yr old
December 4th, 2009
@UM
that’s not a muffin top, that’s her ass, due to the fact that she prolly borrowed them from one of her welfare babies….maybe a 4yr old
December 4th, 2009
I’ll help her with those pants… then I’ll bend her over that counter.
December 4th, 2009
Mmmmmm…. Neapolitan.
December 4th, 2009
…WHAT CAN I SAY…I’M AT A LOSS FOR WORDS OTHER THAN…WHY?? ANOTHER CANDIDATE FOR JEFF FOWORTHY’S “WHAT NOT TO WEAR IN WALMART 101″…
December 4th, 2009
All prostitutes know Walmart has the everyday hoe prices on bulk colored condoms.
December 4th, 2009
ew…I’m almost willing to be the Pink Panther Toe is of epic proportions….she’s cute though!
December 4th, 2009
Honestly I don’t think they would let her in store that way….either STAGED…or an accident happened
December 4th, 2009
And how am I supposed to explain this to my 7 year old? Oh, I know, this is the type of girl you DON’T bring home because Mommy will kick her butt OUT!
December 4th, 2009
Maybe ….she is putting the skirt on lay-away? Naw justa ho
December 4th, 2009
How about the roll hanging over the top?
December 4th, 2009
Ahhh Walmart, where it’s ok to wear tights as pants…
Either that or she spilled a lot of Pepto Bismol.
December 4th, 2009
this is normal…in Jersey.
December 4th, 2009
Muffin Top Mufifin Top what are theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey feeeeeeeeeeding yoooooou
Sung to the tune of Smelly Cat
December 4th, 2009
What r u losers talking about,”I’d hit that”, “she’s cute” .
She has a black bar over her face, stockings as pants, ripped ones at that, and I’m not even gonna start on her back muffintop fat thing hanging out! Gross!! Get a life, or a new set of eyes.
December 4th, 2009
She isnt wearing any panties either. A shot from the front would have been illegal to post without her signing something.
December 4th, 2009
NOw THAT is the Pillsbury dough-girl
December 4th, 2009
I know a good place to wear them…well better anyway. UNDER A SKIRT!
December 4th, 2009
Damn, I know my G-string is in here somewhere.
Note to Wal-Martefiles- Its refreshing to see pics from Wal-Mart not in Florida, Texas or Califonia for a change.
December 4th, 2009
I think the proper place to wear those is with pants or god please a skirt at least…
December 4th, 2009
please tell me that she has a circulation issue….I mean I wear some compression socks, but I tend to wear them with pants…
December 4th, 2009
She’s there for her interview.
December 4th, 2009
I don’t see what all the complaining is about with this one.
1) She’s wearing pink (YAY)
2) Her pants are see thru (again YAY)
3) That yummy oh-so-sexy hunk of yummy flab rolling out of her pants
She fits the profile! Kudos to the stalker who got this shot.
December 4th, 2009
Right after this photo was taken, she turned to the camera and said…”What!…You want some of this, Cuz you ain’t gettin none of this!”
December 4th, 2009
Walk of Shame, “I know, I’ll buy some different clothes at Wal-Mart!”.
December 4th, 2009
yep
December 4th, 2009
It looks like she forgot to put her skirt on!
December 4th, 2009
“One…SINGULAR CATASTROPHE,…EV’RY LITTLE STEP SHE TAKES…
December 4th, 2009
I bet she drives either a Trans Am or Z-28 . . .
December 4th, 2009
*ONE*…
SINGULAR CATASTROPHE…
EV’RY LITTLE STEP SHE TAKES…
*ONE*…
SINGULAR TRAVESTY….
EV’RY MOVE THAT SHE MAKES…
December 4th, 2009
Octomom looks terrible!
December 4th, 2009
What do you want to bet she is driving a Z-28 or Trans Am?
December 4th, 2009
“Sha la la la I’m in love with a Jersey girl”
December 4th, 2009
Miley…is that YOU?!?!?!
December 4th, 2009
I’ve had nightmares where I’ve realized I’ve forgotten some of my clothes. That looks like she’s in the middle of one of those dreams…
December 4th, 2009
I have dreams where I realize I’m out in public and forgot some of my clothes. Looks like she’s in the middle of one of one of my nightmares!
December 4th, 2009
Momma’s gotta make that money $$$ Just surprised a stripper would wear her uniform to walmart
December 4th, 2009
Poor thing, can’t afford pants!
December 4th, 2009
I think the caption nailed it. In New Jersey, it still is 1987. How else can you explain the clothes the characters wore on “The Sopranos”?
December 4th, 2009
she really does look like octomom trying to find a daddy for all those kids!
December 4th, 2009
Miley…is that YOU!?!?!
December 4th, 2009
i think those “tights” are supposed to be worn under some other garment such as a skirt. stop letting me down JERSEY!!!
December 4th, 2009
It only takes a mon. to stop and look in the mirror,what the hell people!!!
December 4th, 2009
The Octomom’s really getting back into shape! Kinda….nvm
December 4th, 2009
The sign says it all. For $11.00 I can show you a good time……..
December 4th, 2009
it only takes a min. to look in a mirror people
December 4th, 2009
I’d pay $11 for her…muffin top or not!!
December 4th, 2009
you can’t think of good place to wear these??
the answer is obvious: A WALMART in NEW JERSEY!
December 4th, 2009
All that junk; all that junk… is NOT fittn’ in there!
December 4th, 2009
In her defense, the sign does read, “No shoes, no shirt, no service”. That must mean “Pants optional”.
December 4th, 2009
Even Prostitutes know walmart has the everyday ho prices.
December 4th, 2009
Ladies and Gentleman…..the low cost Lady GaGa of Walmart!
December 4th, 2009
I know I have a resume and references in here somewhere.
December 4th, 2009
I said it before and i’ll say it again, Pantyhose or tights do NOT replace pants, EVER!!!!!!!!!!
December 4th, 2009
Ladies and Gentleman…….The low cost Lady GaGa of Walmart!
December 4th, 2009
Flashdance, flash back….
December 4th, 2009
meh, i would beat. that muffin top is sexy
December 4th, 2009
The time, never. I’ll let you figure out the place.
December 4th, 2009
I can’t believe this!!! What???? OMG!!! $11 bucks for domestic money transfers?? WOW???
December 4th, 2009
The Dingo ate your pants!
December 4th, 2009
apparently nobody has visited any of the walmarts in phoenix, this is purely commonplace. you can not go into a walmart and not see a fat hispanic chick oozing over some spandex or low cut way too tight genital covers. oh am i being racist saving hispanic, sorry that’s the majority here, and it’s not racist telling the truth.
December 4th, 2009
“Looks like an item from Freddy Mercury’s garage sale”…
December 4th, 2009
I think she put on her 8 year old daughters.
December 4th, 2009
The funny thing is that when the site came up on my computer all I saw was from about the top of her purse up. If you just look at that part it isn’t all that bad. What she’s doing with the other half, I have no clue.
December 4th, 2009
the $11.00 sign,that her roll back price ?? i’d give $5.00, and not a penny more,,,,,,,
December 4th, 2009
The irony is any guy that even looks at a woman runs the risk of being branded a perve.
December 4th, 2009
Obiviously, she’s never heard of SPANX….
December 4th, 2009
Wonder why they didn’t let her appear on Real Housewives of New Jersey? Looks like she would fit right in with the rest of that crew!
December 4th, 2009
CHOOOOOCH! CHOOOOOOOOOCH! Jersey tramp train comin’ through!
December 4th, 2009
Jersey, says it all!
December 4th, 2009
Tights ARE back this season, but you’re supposed to wear them UNDER something… in this case, that something should be long.
December 4th, 2009
chola bitch
December 4th, 2009
OMG! PETER PAN LOST HIS TIGHTS!
December 4th, 2009
One thing is for sure, she is 100% New Jersey!
December 4th, 2009
Is it a “Faded Glory” or “Sam’s Choice” brand?
December 4th, 2009
“Wot do ya mean I don’t gotta ’nuff monies? My boy-fren is gonna kick yo ass! And den my daddy is gonna kick yo ass! Nobuddy duz dat to Anna Maria Rosalinda Christina Gugliatta! I’m connected, yo! My boy-fren is wit da mob and the’re gonna kick yer goonie goo-goo ass, and den I’m gonna kick yer goonie goo goo ass! I’m F&*$in connected!”
December 4th, 2009
Someone forgot to tell her she is supposed to be working the CORNER…not the COUNTER”
December 4th, 2009
Is it “Faded Glory” or a “Sam’s Choice” whatever it is she is wearing?
December 4th, 2009
YOU IS GAYY(:
December 4th, 2009
Come on people can’t you see that she is exchanging her skirt ’cause it doesn’t go with her pink fishnets!
December 4th, 2009
Stripper pole!
December 4th, 2009
So this is what it looks like when you attempt to put cottage cheese through a grater…
December 4th, 2009
I think these are tights that are sold by American Apparel… That still doesn’t make this right by any means….
December 4th, 2009
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU COMBINE METH WITH PANTYHOSE!
December 4th, 2009
Did she like, forget the rest of her clothes? It looks like she left the house before she got finished getting dressed!!
December 4th, 2009
I’m sure her pussy smells like the apocalypse.
December 4th, 2009
In a hurry this morning girl? Forget somethin’? Like covering for your ass?!?!?!?!?! Who wears tights by themselves??
December 4th, 2009
It appears she is at the customer service counter and I bet she’s trying to return something without the receipt, hence the digging through her purse.
December 4th, 2009
She’s in the pharmacy….must be picking up her A.D.D. prescription…
December 4th, 2009
Hey…lets not judge. A lot of people have to come straight from work to Walmart before they head home. Obvi she didn’t feel the need to change from the pole to the store.
December 4th, 2009
Who says you have to cover up for winter?
December 4th, 2009
If I was her I would be trying to return the leggings and maybe go up a size.. hmmm.. The muffin top is not the new look!! I bet you money there is a “camel toe” peeking through the front…
December 4th, 2009
Aren’t those supposed to go UNDER something? I dunno, like a skirt or pants or something? PLEASE?????
December 4th, 2009
New Jersey… yep, that’s the perfect place to wear that!
December 4th, 2009
Just because tights have that opaque control-top thing does not mean you should wear them as pants! Those go under a skirt, woman!
December 4th, 2009
Those stockings should only be worn when a client is about to cut/tear them off.
December 4th, 2009
DROPPING LOADS all over PoWM
December 4th, 2009
ho ho ho! Merry Pantsmas! My pants match my wallet.
December 4th, 2009
The WWE has just recently contacted her, wanting their ring gear back.
December 4th, 2009
Maybe she is putting a skirt on layaway
December 4th, 2009
FAME! Im gonna live 4-eva, light up POW like a flame (FAME!). OKAY, your 15 minutes are over, on to the next candidate.
December 4th, 2009
Sexy black blouse check
Sexy panty hose check
Seems like I am forgeting something
Oh well I guess it will come to me later
December 4th, 2009
Sexy black Blouse check
Sexy pantyhose check
Seems like I am forgetting something
Oh well I guess it wasn’t important
December 4th, 2009
Purse check
Sexy black blouse check
Sexy pantyhose check
Seems like I am forgetting something
Oh well, I guess it wasn’t important
December 4th, 2009
Jennifer Beal from Flashdance during hard times. Ok I know I have that ripped sweatshirt in this bag somewhere!
December 4th, 2009
She managed to get the tights on some how for got the skirt.
December 4th, 2009
this is the first post from jersey and to say its not as bad as all these other ones so this prob closer to pa or delaware but LMAO ewww
December 4th, 2009
$10 bucks plus a dollar tip? Sounds fair enuff!
December 4th, 2009
seriously, what the hell is she thinking. The bad part is she doesn’t seem like an unattractive girl, however, this outfit is doing her NO justice. I feel like if she just would of had a jean skirt or something on then it woudn’t of been so bad. Ugh, just plain gross otherwise!
December 4th, 2009
I aint saying a dang thing,that woman might find me and pop one in my ass!
December 4th, 2009
I’d help her take it off, then go from there.
December 4th, 2009
Ummm, why the hell are you wearing tights as pants?
December 4th, 2009
Is that Octo-mom?
December 4th, 2009
COME ON, she’s in Walmart…babe, buy a skirt for $5 and put it on!
December 4th, 2009
If she were dressed better, she would be one hot momma. I love it when this website posts pictures of hotties in disguise.
December 4th, 2009
This is a hottie in disguise. She just needs a little help picking her wardrobe.
December 4th, 2009
Did she just return the skirt??
December 4th, 2009
It’s OctoMom! Cut her slack, none of the TV deals panned out and she needs press of any kind!
December 4th, 2009
I doubt she’s a stripper. Wouldn’t make much $ with that muffin top. Probably a low class street ho. Or just some average, but forgetful gal, who put on her tights but somehow missed the skirt.
December 4th, 2009
Is that a muffin top or would they consider that a jelly donut?
December 4th, 2009
You’d hit that? She’s from Jersey. She’d hit you back.
December 4th, 2009
Biscuits, pancakes, and a muffin top! Yet, I’ve just lost my appetite. Thanks subby.
December 4th, 2009
That is not sexy!
December 4th, 2009
Anybody else notice the massive bruises/Kaposi’s Sarcoma under the tights?
December 4th, 2009
Come on guys, she had to sell SOMETHING to buy her cigarettes!!! Just glad it was her PANTS!!!
December 4th, 2009
Come on guys, she had to sell SOMETHING to buy cigarettes!!! I’m just happy it was her PANTS!!!!
December 4th, 2009
Looks used and abused
December 4th, 2009
New Jersey is the only place in the US you will see this.
December 4th, 2009
do people actually LOOK in the mirror at themselves or do they just look at their face? IF they even do that. If they do look at themselves what do they see that looks so good to them?
December 4th, 2009
SCROLLING DOWN IT ALL LOOKED PRETTY HOT…. TIL THE SHIRT STOPPED…. AND WHATEVER ELSE SHE’S GOT GOING ON THERE BEGAN. WHAT A SHAME…CRYING SHAME
December 4th, 2009
If you don’t think she could make any money as a stripper, you have obviously been to some pretty classy strip clubs. I have seen women too ugly for this page rock the stage and still get paid.
December 4th, 2009
Cool tights, but I think she forgot her skirt!!
December 4th, 2009
all she had to do to save that outfit was put a skirt on over her TIGHTS.
December 4th, 2009
Don’t people have mirrors? There is no way this person looked in the mirror after putting this on and said “damn” I look good!!
December 4th, 2009
Lycra is a privilege, not a right .
If you have to squeeeeeeeeeeze into it, and find some left over there,
muffin-top , time to start throwing things out of the wardrobe…
December 4th, 2009
Wait… what are those things she got on her legs?!?
December 4th, 2009
Have I gone comletely insane? Since when is it ok to go out in just a pair of tights or pantyhose without throwing something on over them!? What is wrong with people, I don’t get it.
December 4th, 2009
Oh I didn’t even know they made control top fish net stockings. Thanks for the helpful tip lady!
December 4th, 2009
break me off a piece of that
December 4th, 2009
Isn’t this usually something you’d wear UNDER the cut up jeans?
December 4th, 2009
Hey lady! 1985 called and they’d like their clothes back!
December 4th, 2009
Figures this pic was taken in New Jersey.
December 4th, 2009
Octomom?
December 4th, 2009
she had to have done this on a dare, no one could possibly do this for any other reason!
December 4th, 2009
I think I have those hose, but I put on a skirt with them. oops my faux pas!
December 4th, 2009
What is your problem?!? I woke up in a fricken Walmart bathroom and someone stole my dignity!
December 4th, 2009
What… checking her purse for a pair of pants?
December 4th, 2009
She probably would not look to bad if she wore something that was her size instead of tights for a kindergarten dance student.
December 4th, 2009
I think even 1987 Madonna would’ve bitch slapped this girl…geez!
December 4th, 2009
yes honey, you forgot something alright. but you won’t find taste, dignity, or anything that can cover up that nasty you’re workin’.
December 4th, 2009
How about a 1987 New Jersey street corner?
December 4th, 2009
Do people like this ever look at this site? I mean, surely they must think that SOME things just aren’t done…right?
December 4th, 2009
What do people have against PANTS? I’ve never seen people go out WITHOUT bottoms on before, acting like it’s NORMAL, until this site! Before that the only pants-less people were crazy bums or elderly confused. Now it’s just a THING people do! No pants!
December 4th, 2009
Pants are optional in New Jersey?
December 4th, 2009
Must be shopping in her 6 year old sister’s closet.
December 4th, 2009
this chick looks like miley cyrus in 20 years
December 4th, 2009
I cant figure out which is worse, the skin tight part, the hole-y part, or the whole not covering her whole ass part, or the HUGE muffin part!!
December 4th, 2009
I cant figure out which is worse, the skin tight part, the hole-y part, or the not covering her whole ass part!!
December 4th, 2009
I hope she’s digging in that purse for a skirt to go over those tights!
December 4th, 2009
Did she lose her skirt somewhere?
December 4th, 2009
She could where that on a street corner somewhere at night
December 4th, 2009
i like the way her a$$ is hanging over the back of them tights.
December 4th, 2009
Give her a break… She’s out soliciting donations for that seasonal charity, “Tights for Twats.” Give ’til it hurts…
December 5th, 2009
Looks like she forgot to put her clothes back on after trying on those sweet leotards
December 5th, 2009
WHY? And a muffin top is included.
December 5th, 2009
Typical Slayerville
December 5th, 2009
The scarey thing is, she probably thinks she looks soooo good.
December 5th, 2009
This is hilarious! What a skank! Quick call security a mental patient has escaped!
December 5th, 2009
Isn’t she that chick from Jersey Shore?
December 5th, 2009
the sad thing is i live in the next town over from this exact walmart
December 5th, 2009
the sad thing is i live in the next town over from this exact walmart
December 5th, 2009
Here is Walmart’s future shop even if your naked they want your money. How can the workers not say something to her? Since when is stockings now pants, or maybe you confused them with leggings. I can’t believe she is not embarrassed, and she doesn’t appear to be on high drugs. She must be really stupid. Say hello to another Obama supporter.
December 5th, 2009
shirt…check
purse…check
money to pay for all my stuff…..um….still digging…check
pants or skirt……oh shit!!
December 5th, 2009
Yeah, 1987 would be about right…the tights would have fit her then, & totally appropriate for doing lap dances when BonJovi was in town…
December 5th, 2009
The walking VD museum
December 5th, 2009
Say it with me, people: TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS.
December 5th, 2009
the bitch looks ragged, poor thing
December 5th, 2009
I just assumed thats how everybody in New Jersey already dressed
December 5th, 2009
Only in Jersey would that outfit work!!
December 5th, 2009
GOD Damn! is that crackwhore ugly!
I feel like I need to see a doctor just from seeing this site
December 5th, 2009
“Working Goil”
Or….
“In cosmetics school”
December 5th, 2009
Mmm mmm look great to me i could play with those love handles all night long a little extra fat in the right places is sexy on a woman
December 5th, 2009
Meth is a helluva drug, makes you forget shit, like forgetting to finish dressing yourself !!!!!!!! Sad but true…..
December 5th, 2009
She’s returning the stockings that “don’t fit” Kinda makes you wonder how bad they had to look for HER to return them…
December 5th, 2009
Why does it have to be in NJ? Figures the trashy girl in Walmart would also have a fake Coach Bag!
December 5th, 2009
I mean, if you’re going to dress like that, have a nice body for Christ’s sake!
December 5th, 2009
This might work on the lunch shift at a truck stop strip club. Or maybe the corner of Hollywood and Vine.
December 5th, 2009
OK, I know it’s Walmart, but those are NOT leggings, NOT spandex pants. Even if they were you should still wear a top that covers your ass, just to be fashionable. These are TIGHTS. Meant to be worn UNDERNEATH a skirt. Or something. Good God.
December 6th, 2009
Be nice to her!! Octomom has to find a way to pay for her next round of IVF somehow…
December 6th, 2009
Only in New Jersey.
December 6th, 2009
When you wear tights, you are supposed to wear something over them…Anything over them, please!
December 6th, 2009
Dude, you gotta be on something to not realize that those are not leggings. There is no other explanation.
December 6th, 2009
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