Come on, what’s the point of even trying to keep what’s left from falling down? The big holes kind of defeat the purpose.
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Looks like he had a big fart explosion in his pants.
December 5th, 2009
Since when does Levi make assless chaps?
i think he had a blow out …or two.
Cheek chillers. Paulie Shore would be proud of this brother from another mother.
Shouldn’t he be able to feel a disturbing breeze?
I wouldn’t be looking at those weiners. Look what happened last time he ate them!!
taking sittin on your butt waaaaaaay to seriously
Is this is Michigan?
Because only Yoopers would dress like that.
It reminds me of the cartoons where the characters fanny catches on fire and they put it out but then they have a bare butt. LOL Maybe in the next scene it will have magically grown back.
some people just can’t throw their jeans away.
Pondering which one of the processed meat products may have been responsible for his last bout of flatulence.
I’m just glad he had something on under the jeans!
‘I shouldna ate them beans bubba……I done blowed me arse out of mah jeans!”
Kevin, his “life partner” next to him, probably knows how the holes got there.
I speculate that he was in a motorcycle accident that torn his jeans to shreds but left his tucked-in shirt untouched. It’s a holiday miracle!
too many beens at the hunting cabin! lol
Reminds me of the cartoons where the characters fanny catches on fire and when they put it out they have a bare butt. Maybe in the next scene it magically reappeared.
too many beans at the hunting cabin! lol
That is the hillbilly version of assless chaps…
no smoking around this guy
I thought only dogs scraped their asses on the ground…Apparently, I was wrong
I almost think I’m more concerned with the fact that he has bright orange suspenders on…the kind that you wear when hunting. It kind of scares me that he was in the woods with those pants on. Who knows what kind of critters he could be taking home haha.
They barely survived the hunting trip. The bears took all their food, and darn near ripped Bob’s cheeks off. After making it back to civilization, their first stop was the grocery dept. at WM!
Looks like Dick Cheney went hunting with his best butty again.
Provides easier access.
just havin fun
He was going for the look Prince had at the Grammies back in… what 1990? Only Prince had (has) a nice ass and was showing some skin.
Maybe it is the new version of the male thong
A. Flyon DeWall
I had pants like that when I was a boy. My Mom whipped me so much she wore the seat of my pants out! Perhaps his Dad next to him has been whippin’ the tar outta him too!
He was going for the look Prince had at the Grammies back in the early 90′s only Prince has a nice ass.
A belt and suspenders? Come on, make up your mind.
Aw, heck. I had my BRILLIANT comment high up on the human/John Deere clone, and the pic got yanked for being fake. Story of my life.
World champion sitter. Came to Walmart to get some sittin supplies. Then back to it.
Bob & Doug McKenzie, the later years.
Look closely… belt and suspenders… Not taking any chances, are we?
Looks like he got there clinging to the back of the bumper of his buddy’s pick-up. Obviously, the orange suspenders are for safety.
Too late for a “Fart Loading” shirt for this guy.
Come onnnnnnnn The guy had a rough day at work and the boss chewed his arse out.
Mexican food…..does it everytime!!
Mexican food…..does it everytime!!!
How did that shedded trace of the seam survive the gas attack?
He’s the victim of one of the most thorough pick pockets I’ve ever seen.
It could be worse. He could be fat and going comando.
” back door guests are the best “
This is what happens when you light your farts.
Forget the hotdogs, I am in the mood for ham!
Apparently Bubbah needs a woman to sew those up for him. Awww… NO I”M NOT THAT WOMAN!
Hey Phil? Yea feel a draft, hey let get back before the chili is all gone.
Forget hotdogs, who is in the mood for ham?
I don’t know what’s funnier, his missing rearend or the belt/suspenders combo.
Deer 1, hunter 0
“smells” like an obvious staged pic to me…
assless jeans?…dorkey orange hunting suspenders?…come on folks..
all this dude needed was a mullet and a confederate flag on the back of his shirt
Levi’s latest jeans just hit the fashion world…….the Thong Jean.
I warned the dumb bastard about it coming back around to bite him in the ass!
At least he has underwear on, but the main question here is what the hell happened to those pants? How does only the ass of your jeans get ripped out?
I really want those to be jorts.
How was that chilli pa?
At least we don’t have to gaze upon a hairy butt! So i’m guessing the front still in good condition and the back a dog had a bite!
PALIN TO WOODSMEN – HEY, WOULD YOU GUYS MIND IF I CHECK YA FOR FLEAS OR TICKS?? GOTTA BE CAREFUL NOT TO GET LYME DISEASE!! (WINK, WINK)
I HAVE THIS ONE “FIGGERED” –
THESE TWO GUYS WENT BEAR HUNTING BUT SOME DAMN DUMMY AT WALLY-W0RLD MIS-STOCKED THE BEAR HUNTING SCENT WITH THE BEAR MATING SCENT!
THIS GUY IS THE FIRST VICTIM OF THAT ERROR …
AT LEAST ALL HE LOST WAS THE POCKETS OF HIS TROUSERS, HE COULD HAVE LOST HIS VIRGINITY!!!
SORRY TYPO – WERE THE POCKETS NOT WAS THE POCKETS
He’s a lumberjack and he’s okay.
If only he had a shirt that says ” Come Get Some!” this photo would be truly great.
I wonder if he tried to light a fart and it went horribly horribly wrong?
“See that meat right there? Don’t ever buy that meat, it gave me the wicked-shits!”
did he try to lite a fart on fire and burnt the ass out of his jeans ?
Night Shift Monkey
He used to be a wealthy man who owned two wallets, but then after a wrong turn down Pickpocket Alley he is now forced to buy his steaks at Wally-World. What a shame.
The rodeo clowns came to pay their final respects to ole Bessie after she got the best of them at the last rodeo…..she was a stubborn old cow….
Musta been some good chili he had for lunch !!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ nice rip charlie !!!!
How well does this person function in daily life making normal common sense judgement decisions when he can look at those jeans and say “yeah, these are fine to wear today when I go grocery shopping at Wal-Mart. I hope he is never on the road anywhere near me so I’m not a victim of that same kind of judgment.
I am just thanking God that he had the kindness to wear something under those assless atrocities…I mean the fashion is bad, but we’d all need eye bleach without them black long johns he’s got on. In the holiday season we all need to be REALLY REALLY grateful for the little things ion life that prevent emotional scars…
nice rip charlie
ummm…is THIS the updated punchline to, “Why did the fireman wear red suspenders?”
Never mind the assless pants … are these two men secretly holding hands?
looks like his wife “chewed his ass” literally!
Thank God he wasn’t wearing red lacey panties!
RE ERIC -
I RECKON WE WILL NEVER KNOW IF HIS BOY FRIEND CHOSE TO WEAR THOSE RED PANTIES THE DAY OF THIS PHOTO!
Pockets? He don’t need no stinking pockets!
Pockets? I don’t need no stinking pockets!
He’s a Land Surveyor, or a Meter reader, and has tangled with a big dog, (or a mean woman) who chewed him a ‘new backside’!
Do ‘im a favor, an let him know that the dog has his pockets!
Nothing gay here.
Unless you aren’t blind.
I’m sorry, but I don’t get it. How can anyone feel those “pants” are appropriate for wear in public? Hell, they’re not even appropriate for wear around the house! For God’s sake man! Throw those things into the trash and get a new pair! And before the “haters” come and tell me “Well maybe he can’t afford them.” I say, then he can go to a friggin’ Salvation Army and get another pair! There’s seriously no excuse!
Don’t you know when attacked by animals the safest place to go is Wal-mart????
So when his horrendous farts blew out the seat of his pants, did the suspenders help keep them from flying off?
OOPS!! Accidentally more his bar jeans.
Talk about an ass-chewing!
no more dirty sanchez chili for me……
That’s just how they do Fabulous up in the Northern states.
Someone’s been roasting their chestnuts by the fire.
I haven’t seen one of those Malcolm X teeshirts in a long time, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen one on a white guy,
Gives new meaning to ass hole
This is why I am losing interest in this website. A great idea for a website which is slowly ruined by “set up” shots. C’mon if any of you believe this dipshit actually was in Walmart and had a unsuspecting picture taken of you, I hope you die in a terrible combine accident
This guy reminds me of a rodeo clown. Looks like he forgoy his clown hat and makeup.
Absolutely no decency. White trash at it’s finest!
December 6th, 2009
He was too close to the fire place when he cut loose and that is whats left.
He had to go to Wal-mart to get som new pants. Hopefully he will start going outside before cutting loos next time.
My Biscuits are a burnin’, My Biscuits are a burnin”
Someone is channeling Yosimite Sam! My Biscuits are a Burnin’, My Buscuits are a Burnin
Boy. the boss really gave me a butt chewing!
“X” marks the spot! He’s taking a tip from the semi-trucks on the highway and letting shoppers know from a distance he had a blowout!
You guys are making fun- he’s just being considerate!! NOT!!!
Im redneck enough to admit my dad hunts and would come home missing shirt and back pockets sometimes. I guess if you forget the toilet paper…buying a new shirt is better than using a pine cone
He took first place in a pooting contest.
His wallet went through four cars, a chain link fence, and a lemonade stand.
One of the judges is still chasing his hat.
The echo came in second.
Must be Michigan!!! Economy is so bad these pants are considered “Sunday go to meetin’!!!”
Chili with Beans,…….Check
Completely blowing the ass out of your pants………………..Priceless!!
The weirdest ones are always looking at the meat.
a belt and suspenders………i don’t get it!
RE BABAA LOU!! -
THAT IS VERY FUNNY!!!
RE REDNECK BETTY -
I UNDERSTAND THE SHIRT BUT THE PANTS POCKETS??
WAS HE BEAR HUNTING??
CHECK OUT MY COMMENT EARLIER ABOUT THE BEAR MATING SCENT!
MEEEE SORRREEEE, BETTY!!!