Breeze? What breeze? I don’t feel a breeze!
124 Comments | In: Louisiana, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
This one gave me nightmares.
September 4th, 2009
At least, she’s not wearing a thong
September 5th, 2009
Looks like a Brittney Spears fan to me…
This is what happens when men try and rush their wives while they are getting dressed. Something is bound to be overlooked.
GEEEEZZZ!! I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE STARE AT WAL-MART SHOPPERS …
All I can say is WOW!
Why you gotta be a hater?
Seriously…the bra straps showing…so last year.
As a policeman this makes her way easier to frisk. Squat & spread em!
Trashy or not, I’d hit that. Probably eat it too.
September 6th, 2009
This one time i was at walmart…and i saw this girl in a shirt. Yea, that’s the end of the story she was only wearing a shirt.
I am suspiciously reminded of the woman I saw at the Manassas Walmart who was wearing a miniskirt that showed off her cheeks. To make matters worse, she bent over into her backseat to rummage around for ten minutes. Helloooo, buns. To make them even worse if that is at all possible, the wind blew her skirt up, thus baring her entire ass.
The worst part of all of this is either that she didn’t seem to care or that I didn’t take a picture. You decide.
If the photographer had but waited another second or two, this gender bender would have made you all woof your cookies…
Ha…made you look.
I think i see the golden arches in the….ew what? now thats a cravass!
what is scarier is that it seems to rise towards the front… thank God she is pushing a buggy!
Talk about “ass for days” LOL!
Family Valu-Pac of rolls
Shirt and shoes required.
Pants obviously optional.
I think she forgot her britches.
“can anybody help me find the pants section?!”
It wouldn’t be so bad if she was skinnier and at the pool, but wait a minute, this is walmart and there are kids around, cover up!
September 7th, 2009
Crazee Planet Dweller
Y’all haters just jealous of da lady’s bladder control, she don’t need no friggin underwear givin her a massive wedgie!
Didn’t Sir Mix-A-Lot make a song about this broad??? Ewww!
MAKE YOUR BOOTY GO HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT
If she’s not wearing a thong WTH is she wearing???
Nasty public nudity. She knows what she is doing
Drums along the Mowhawk!
don’t let her lift her leg in the food section.
I’d hit that…TWICE!
September 8th, 2009
Perhaps she is telling the world she wakes up at the crack of dawn.
Voice of reason
Really.Come on! I would think management would have these people to leave who come into the store half dressed. This is indecent. Leave or call the cops for indecent exposure.There are kids in the store at any given time and parents do not want their childs’ face in the ass of some skank when they turn the corner. Can you imagine. This woman,and I use that term loosely,needs meds,fast!That’s gross.
What wal mart is this? i would ask her for a date!! anyone with that attitude is a match made in heaven.
This looks like Keri Hendry.
Normally, when I get out of my car, I adjust my clothing…just saying.
September 9th, 2009
These get arrested on the street. They have more clients at Wally World. She is not buying … she is selling!
September 10th, 2009
my eyes! I see beaver!!
I think I recognize her.
damn if she gonna flaunt it like that id walk up an smack it……..the dude saggin in other pic aint lookin at phones he spying in wait for her to bend for low shelf so he can “bump” into her then 9 months later here comes baby wally
Every gal needs a ‘little’ black dress
ummmm…..then she woke up and realized that was the worst nightmare ever!
September 11th, 2009
Who knows, maybe she’s doing this on a dare. One time I dared a girl I was dating to walk out of a mall dressing room naked to get something else to try on, and she did it.
The best part is the Christmas wrapping paper next to her….
OMG!!!………………there a Mcdonalds
Rick James Bible
She looks like the crackhead on this documentary called camp katrina. COCAINE IS A HELLUVA DRUG FOLKS !
Oh, dear God. This picture caused me to picture the FRONT of her outfit! My penis just shriveled!
September 12th, 2009
i think she bought a shirt, thinking it was a dress.
She thought that the shirt and shoes were the only thing required for service.
September 13th, 2009
This is a good example for the “haters” of this site as to why people deserve to be made fun of — if you choose to go out and not bother to cover your ass, you will and should be ridiculed!
I would smack that to jiggle……lol
then run like hell, might come back and smack it again…..hahahahahahha
seriously, that’s just ugly to do
OMG I hate this so much
it says no shoes no shirt no service…it never said anything about pants.
really!?!?!?! did she not realize she left her pants???
September 14th, 2009
Hey! oh wait your not Britney Spears!
I wanna vomit!
September 15th, 2009
Does your ass hang low..
Can u tie your bumpy cheeks in a bow..
i have had this nightmare…at least I look better than that though!
I’m going to have nightmares about this. Does she know she’s not at home?
Oh God! I am sooooooo embarrassed to live in Louisiana!
Nobody does that by accident.
I don’t get how people think it’s ok to leave their house like this…she must have been drunk or high or off her meds or SOMETHING!
September 16th, 2009
Honestly? How do you FORGET to put pants on???? Or underwear!?!?!?!
i love the mcdonalds arches in the background ha
this is beyond nasty….
Think she wants to get “serviced”?
This lady is obviously a f*cking idiot….what a nasty b*tch! She should be shot…
Her a@@ was hungry and ate her shorts
September 18th, 2009
Daddy like:) Drool
Wow. The only picture of a woman that shows ass, and its in Louisiana! God i love it down here.
I have a reoccurring dream where I am like this at school. Then I suddenly realize, “Oh, no! I forgot to wear pants. I hope nobody notices.”
even the stores are messy down in LA. Look at the shelves, all messed up. Maybe she forgot to pull her pants up and is walking around with them down at her ankles…
September 19th, 2009
Is this a Wal-Mart red light special? Wrap it before you tap it boys, and not with Christmas wrapping paper either.
Typical Florida Scum
Scraggly Hair – check
Bra Straps Showing – check
Ass Crack showing – check
Heading towards MacDonalds – check
1980′s Hair Clip – check
I’d bet my left testicle that her teeth are all fucked up.
she is wearing Helen Keller shorts…………….you can read her lips!
September 20th, 2009
Um excuse me, Hi um miss i think you forgot something rather important. Oh you know? Never mind
September 21st, 2009
Who the hell goes to WalMart dressed like that….I mean not dressed at all!!!! Hotttt Damn!!!!
“Dressed to kill”
It did………………………………………………………………my appetite!
Her lips flapping in the breeze.
September 22nd, 2009
I’m confused. I keep staring…hoping…surely there is a swim suit under there, right? You can’t go out in public with no pants! Right? And I’m from La, but I’ll be damned if I’ve ever seen anything like this…
Hey Dick Payne…On a windy day, when she steps forward to hail for a cab; it bet it does the whistling for her.
September 23rd, 2009
Got CRack’ Ya’ aint getting your JOb Back!…or is it DO CRACK, ya dont getcha’ Job back!! haha Oh my and notice the gift wrap? is it December…she came bearing Gifts for all Shoppers!!
September 24th, 2009
Looks good to me. I wouldn’t throw rocks at it.
Holy mother of Gawd. Do people actually not notice themselves or do they just think this looks hott?? cuz this is enough to make me puke
I think I would have had to drop my pencil!!!
September 25th, 2009
Speak to me O’Toothless one!!!
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tell me that’s not my sister.
September 27th, 2009
Is that a wee-wee I see hanging down or did she just steal a half smoke?
September 28th, 2009
How in the hell do these people make it past the greeters?? Instead of saying “Welcome to Wal-Mart,” they should say you’re not welcome in Wal-Mart.
October 3rd, 2009
Maybe she returned her jeans because they didn’t fit right, and she’s going to pick out another pair.
October 4th, 2009
What the fuhk? put some clothes.. on… How can anyone leave the house like this? ugh. my EYES! THEy buRRRRN
Thats just sad.
October 6th, 2009
I had a dream like this once… except I was in high school and forgot to study for finals.
this is what walmart does to shoplifters………makes cavity checks easier!
October 7th, 2009
When you desperately need pants, where else do you go shopping for pants . . . WalMart!
Please tell me this pic is a fix and part of a joke. No one would really go in Walmart like this. Would they?
October 8th, 2009
This is seriously sick. I have heard of overweight human beings being afraid to go out in public no matter what and thought that was amazing. I have heard of people who think they are overweight and wont go out in public no matter what. But i have NEVER before now laid eyes on someone who thinks they look hot and wanted to go bottomless in public no matter what. I am imagining for my stomach’s sake that she is at least wearing underpants
October 9th, 2009
When did Alzheimers Disease start affecting the younger crowd? What a shame!!
no no no no no no no no no non on ononononononononoooooo!!!!!!!!
I tried pretending I was there and going up to her and politely letting this women know that her butt was hanging out of her “skirt?” and I couldn’t even get the words out all the way without laughing into histerics!!!! And I’m alone in my apt at the moment…… oh my my my…..
October 11th, 2009
Thank god it was not a FRONT view!!
October 13th, 2009
does she really think it’s okay to have her whole ass hanging out like this? honestly, lady!
I may be in the minority, but I think this is sexy!
October 14th, 2009
She creamed all over her pants so I sent the hoe in to get some more… LOL
October 17th, 2009
What?? All the sign said was NO Shirt, NO Shoes, NO Service, … So that was all I put on.
October 19th, 2009
Hey…. Don’t you all realize… she has no underpants on. o.o I know it’s scarey but… it’s true. Yikes. Mucho yikes!
October 20th, 2009
c’mon, people….its a Louisiana Wal-mart…..I’m surprised she (is it a “she”/) is wearing a shirt…..she’ll pull some Cajun shrimp out that ass and serve us up some deeelicious lunch vittles…okay…i gotta go…
Another reason to NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER go to Walmart! GROSS!!!!!!!
lmfao, i’d hit it, but only from the back, as long as she didn’t turn around or say anything. ever.
October 21st, 2009
It’s not that I wanna kill this chick for doing this, it’s just that if she doesn’t die then I will kill myself willingly.
October 23rd, 2009
Haha! Picking up some snacks for her stripper club. GO BACK TO YOU POLE WHORE!
Fuckin screw her
Looks like someone had to get some suplies during here break off the corner.
October 27th, 2009
I would bust it nothing wronge with the girl.Sort of fucking hot
October 28th, 2009
There has gotta be a thong in there somewhere
October 31st, 2009
looks like she has no undies on, so I’d love to slide on my knees up behind her and shove my face deep into that butt crack, then start frenchkissing it. of course I’d work my way between those sexy legs and round to the front too
November 3rd, 2009
Looks like she just got some in the wal-mart parking lot and forgot to fully get dressed
November 5th, 2009
I cant believe they let her in- There is a “no shirt,no service” rule but I guess this doesn’t apply to no pants!! LOL
Notice the Golden Arches in the background. No doubt she’ll be heading there for an gourmet supper after scaring the pants (sorry about the pun) off everyone in Walmart first.
November 22nd, 2009
Is anyone else grateful this isn’t a front shot? The way that garment is hiked suggests the answer to the gender bender is just 180 degrees away in all its hairy… sweaty glory…
November 24th, 2009
This is my Aunt. We passed the picture around the family and we all agreed it was her. I might be having nightmares from now on..
November 27th, 2009
i’m just thankful the photographer didn’t take the picture from the other side
Is she wearing any bottoms
uh what was she thinking I always remember to wear pants when I go somewhere. Where do they find these people lol?
November 28th, 2009
Clothing 50% off at walmart!
December 3rd, 2009
in response to padgett morris….you looked at that pic and automatically assumed she was married?
December 6th, 2009
I don’t know what’s worse the fake orange tan, or the exposed disgusting ass cheeks? Both are just wrong!
October 25th, 2011