I now want to kill myself

Looks like vicera from wwf

Migenta from Rocky Horror sure has let herself go dont ya think?

I think I dated this one in grade school. She grew up to be a beaut.

LOL THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST BYLINE EVER!!

Now people… you know that this is somebody’s mom, daughter or sister. Not that they will ever admit it… but she’s related to one of you out there.

I wonder how long it took her to tease that hair??!?!

HON!! DON’T LET THE TWINS LOOK TOWARDS THE STUFFED ANIMALS … HA

“TELL ‘EM LARGE MARGE SENT YOU!”

WTF is that!? no seriously wat is that!!?

Ah, um, gee. Is she channeling Satan or some lesser evil deity?

Nancy Pelosi at her best.

Looks like the long-lost twin sister of this drag queen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3m-oPPADXU

IS that Steve Grimmett from the band Grim Reaper..

What an ugly human!

OMG!! I thought that the egg lady from pink flamingos was stuck in that crib forever!!!

OMG. I seriously just laughed until I cried. That has got to be the Best. Caption. Ever.

Oh my. I peed myself a little I laughed so hard!! Amazing. Who ever came up with the caption is flat out freaking amazingly ingenius! I love it….

Good to know they still make Aquanet.

Cowardly Lion: Put ‘em up, put ‘em up! Which one of you first?

She thinks she looks nice.

Haha This is like one of my FAVORITES!!!!!

What we don’t realize is that she is a world class professional circus clown picking up the rest of her makeup, and a new pair of jumbo shoes to go perform for the Royal Court of Bulgaria. Also: I may have mad that up.

Zombie, Zombie, Zombie, Zombie, ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!

Damn that Drew Carey for cancelling the show!

I wonder if she ever gets mistaken for that lady from the Drew Carey show…could have fooled me!

You just know she smells like warm vinegar.

It’s Robert Smith from The Cure!

Oh no-Broom Hilda came to life.

OH MY! mAYBE SHES ANGRY THAT HIS HUSBAND HAD BECOMING CLOWN HULK~!MMMMM????

That made me laugh out loud so much that I nearly choked. There’s an element of Hallowe’en, there. Or is it an element of Sesame Street. Can’t quite make up my mind……… )

Divine Lives!

Does anyone else see a striking resemblance to Winona Judd??

Clearly, this is Robert Smith just pickin’ up some necessities.

South Park Satan

I wouldn’t F**k with her!

Wow I want to go to walmart and see Robert Smith of the Cure! I guess it wasn’t a Friday…

Imagine how she looks without the makeup

But somehow I want to rat my hair up to see how HIGH it will go ha ha. Ha.

What is Peter the Smelly Eurotrash Man doing in Vermont? I didn’t realize he ever came to the US for a visit. If only I had known, I would have flown to Vermont and surprised him with an airplane full of soap! Oh, wretched fate…..

Thank God she isn’t the last women on Earth because the world would come to an end, because I couldn’t get F%$ked up enough to lay we the BEAST WITH 2 BACK ugggggggggggggg!!!!! Infact I think I would castrate myself to make sure I never got that desperate……….

OMG….whoever wrote the comment below the pic —– hil-ar-ious.

Babe! Babe, is that you? OMG! Where have you been? I’ve been looking all over for you.

She should have picked up a mirror while she was there! And I would suggest going straight to the hospital after being struck by lightning!

Hey now! She is workin’ what the good Lord gave her.

Which, aapparently is not much.

Or too much.

Depending on your point of view.

{nasal southern accent} “that milk said it was a dolla 27, not dolla 39!”

This look was the inspiration foe the gollywog doll that swept the nation.

How lucky I am living here in Europe… No chance of such ghastly sightings ! … Anyhow, great idea and lot of fun going through the (sic) library.

The caption is bliss. Perfectly expressed.

Am I the only one who read some of these responses and though, “Oh, Hell. She reproduced?!”

LMFAO!!! Thanks for the Cure Robert Smith and Amy Winehouse comments. I love this site.

LMAO….Got to this comment and couldnt stop laughing…..

Sarah
I wonder what makes people think they look good like this. Either that, or she just got laid, which is an even scarier thought

I’ve actually seen this lady in real life. This Walmart is only 15 minutes from my hometown. I used to work at The Home Depot and I have seen her in there countless times! Sad, isn’t it?

“can you take me to the eye doctor? i lost my last pair of contacts two weeks ago and its taken me that long to get here without them! not that you can tell handsome! “

” what are those things that cast reflections? oh mirrors! you guys sell those here?”

” have you seen my pet bird? last time i saw he was in my head nest!”

” thought you could hide from me , didnt you earl? “

THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO ” GRAVE YARD SHIFT “

This is thabitchfromhell from adult friend finder in tennessee room she gives away sex!

HAHAHA, GOLD STAR!

I just found this website today and have been browsing it now for about a half hour and THIS was the FIRST (and only so far) caption/picture that made me laugh out loud!!!!! Seriously, it just all went together perfectly. I could picture somebody saying it, seemed natural and that is why i cracked up!!! Bravo to whoever wrote it and sent this one in.

Just add water and in 6 to 8 weeks you’ve got yourself a chia pet

The scary thing is, some of the Walmart employees look like this at my Walmart (in FL). Maybe they moved here from Vermont.

When did Vermont allow a Wally World to be built? I thought they all came to tax free NH to do their evil Wal-Mart discount shopping!

Best post ever.

Best caption on this whole site – LOVE IT!

I feel pretty

I can’t stop laughing at this one…tears are running down my face

Her hair looks like a great place to go dove hunting…..

I don’t know why people with straight hair don’t comb/brush it. Nappy hair isn’t cute.

OMG i saw a lady with the exact same hair style at Cracker Barrel in Oklahoma..lmao

I wonder if she has been kicked out of Vermont yet? I would have never guessed a New Englander to look like that.

Get back on the shelf with the rest of the Halloween costumes lady!

I’ve spent the last half an hour trying to see good enough to type a reply. I looked at the picture and thought “yikes” then i read the caption and just rolled. That was the best caption/pic match on the whole site, i laughed so hard i feel sick!

“What did you say?” Anyone else reminded of Ms. Crabtree from South Park when looking at this pic?

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/150870/?tag=Ms.%20Crabtree

Oh, the eyes have it, but peering out from under that bush like a hunted animal is simply beyond description. I saw this and fell out!

Foolish Mortals………..buhawhahaha

for her birthday i am going to get her a mirrior

who does her hair? i guess no one was honest when she asked if she looked alright……if she even asked.

David Bowie?

Ho Damn, or should I say Damn Ho! That hair is fresh outa bed look!

I laughed so hard I cried. It was good everyone had gone home. I have to say this one is my favorite!

OOOPS…..I’m sorry, but I think I stepped on a exposed electrical wire you carelessly left beside the counter…and quit lookin’ at me like that….

Ha! She looks JUST like this chick who rides the city bus where I live. Except our lovely local has what looks like a blong wig that was supposed to be curls but she accidently ran a brush through part of it. And she has some hairy moles and even more make-up. I am dead serious. To top it off, she wears belly dancing clothes. They must be sisters!

She was in that Fellini movie, right?

ARE YOU THE GATE KEEPER

Betweent the photo and caption I burnt my nose out with soda and couldn’t stop laughing until I had stomach cramps

Drew Carey called.. he’d like Mimi to return to the set please…

There is a woman where I work that looks exactly like this one,except her hair is all curly like someone with the finger in a socket.
The hilarious thing is she thinks she IS pretty and she make comments about how ugly the other women are.
The women she thinks are ugly,etc,are the pretty ones.
Sort of like on the Munsters were they all thought Marilyn was the ugly one because she wasn`r green-LOL