Illinois
September 2nd, 2010
Afternoon Delight
We don’t want to make fun of anyone that is physically handicapped. At least we don’t make fun of people because they are handicapped, that’s part of our little policy thing and blah blah blah. However, context clues lead me to the conclusion that he has a broken foot, but still enjoys getting his afternoon lap dance. By the way, even if he was handicapped, why would you be dry humping in front of Walmart? I mean I get it, who doesn’t get a little bit aroused shopping for Hot Pockets? But some discretion is needed.
Illinois
August 13th, 2010
Frogger
Why does it look like you started to put on another shirt then got tired and just decided to say f*** it? Also, you back looks like a frog’s face and that makes me happy.
Illinois
July 17th, 2010
Mo Mullet Mo Problems
If you told me that you saw an older guy with a mohawk/mullet checking out some $5 dvd’s, my very first thought would have been “He has to be wearing camo short over his sweat pants!” – That my friends is called great instincts. It’s a gift….unfortunately my instincts only apply to Wal-creatures.
Illinois
July 13th, 2010
Bring The Illinois
Who wears it shorter? I like to think Pinky might have just not realized how much her dress shrunk in the wash, while the Flower Commando needs the least restrictive clothing while she slaughters her 6 year old nieces and nephews in backyard volleyball.
Illinois
