Kansas
September 3rd, 2010
Oldie But A Goodie
Settle down creepy dude, I understand you need to do something to help relieve all that energy you have from the excitement and anticipation of our book People of Walmart Shop & Awe, but you only have to wait 4 more days! Or you can do everyone a favor and pre-order it here so you can stop scaring everyone at the store.
Kansas
September 3rd, 2010
Go Big
I always thought it was “Once you go big, you can’t find your way back.” But either way, wear it proud big man, I got nothin’ but love for you!
Kansas
August 23rd, 2010
Not So Subtle
So did you tattoo grass and weeds growing up out of your ass or are those just escaping fumes? That may sound odd but judging by how well you hide your bra I figured subtlety would be lost on you.
Kansas
July 19th, 2010
It’s A Yakisoba!
Yeah, good luck describing what you’re looking at to whomever you’re talking to….and do you have oversized chopsticks to pick things out of her noodle hair?
Kansas
