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Holy Shirts & Pants

1785MDFL

Ummm did we just manage to find two soul mates lost and separated by a few states? Yeah, take that sh*t eHarmony! We did it for free and without even trying.

Florida & Maryland

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Rating: 4.3/5 (473 votes cast)

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Flossin’

1767MD

C’mon girl, picking up a good man is easy. I’ll show you. Whatchu need to do is put on some tight ass jeans and then get your best booty-flossin’ thong and pull it up over dem jeans to show off the money maker! The boys will just look but the real men won’t be able to take their hands off you!

Maryland

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Rating: 4.7/5 (765 votes cast)

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Dances With Wal-Mart

1709Mary

It’s a good thing she isn’t going to do an interpretive dance of my facial expression…

Maryland

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Rating: 4.4/5 (658 votes cast)

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Dirty South

1683MD

Oooohhhh, so that’s what they mean by “Dirty South”.

Maryland

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Rating: 4.3/5 (701 votes cast)

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