Maryland
August 24th, 2010
Holy Shirts & Pants

Ummm did we just manage to find two soul mates lost and separated by a few states? Yeah, take that sh*t eHarmony! We did it for free and without even trying.
Florida & Maryland
August 21st, 2010
Flossin’

C’mon girl, picking up a good man is easy. I’ll show you. Whatchu need to do is put on some tight ass jeans and then get your best booty-flossin’ thong and pull it up over dem jeans to show off the money maker! The boys will just look but the real men won’t be able to take their hands off you!
Maryland
August 7th, 2010
Dances With Wal-Mart

It’s a good thing she isn’t going to do an interpretive dance of my facial expression…
Maryland
August 2nd, 2010
Dirty South

Oooohhhh, so that’s what they mean by “Dirty South”.
Maryland



