West Virginia
August 13th, 2010
Sweet Tooth
Fantastic! Fantastic! Hey, by the way, where does your town happen to rank on the list of cities with the most cases of diabetes per capita and also least amount of teeth per capita? Oh, you nailed the top spot for those too? Fantastic again! You’re killin’ it WV.
West Virginia
July 12th, 2010
White Out
Hey Stay Puft, please choose another color next time you decide to leave your house. I’m pretty sure that I can see the mole that you have on your left butt cheek. Gross.
West Virginia
July 11th, 2010
Drop The Top
It’s a scene like this that brings the wise words of Young Jeezy to my mind, “Drop the top, no bra, got the titties out.” – Truly inspirational stuff. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go to the emergency room because my eyes seem to be bleeding for some reason.
West Virginia
June 9th, 2010
Cookin’ Up Some Crack
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve left my basement meth lab forgetting to take off my gloves and put on my sleeves!
West Virginia
