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He’ll be beating his wife in no time.

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    September 5th, 2009

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    September 5th, 2009

  3. Carla

    Now wait… don’t be too quick to judge this one. This is the perfect gift for someone who just can’t make up their mind what kind of tat they really want, or where they want it at. This way, they can change it out every day! Laugh it up… but some redneck is going to be rich! The Sharks are going to all want to buy into this venture!

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    September 5th, 2009

  4. DAVID

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    September 5th, 2009

  5. I just threw up in my lap.

    I’m not sure which offends me more: toy tattoo machines or stereotypes about people who have tattoos!

    I’m going with the latter.

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    September 5th, 2009

  6. lauren

    Ok, since when does having tattoos constitute someone as abusive? These stereotypes are as ridiculous as the fact that this picture made it on this website. Are children drawing on themselves a completely revolutionary idea??? Someone was just smart enough to package something kids do to themselves anyways to make a profit off of it. Learn not to generalize. Thanks.

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    September 5th, 2009

  7. L

    seeing as it hasnt been mentioned yet……

    real vibrating action!! not just a gift for the kids, but for the lonely lady at home!!!

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    September 6th, 2009

  8. Jeff

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    September 6th, 2009

  9. nate

    I think you should study up on tattoo history before spewing your ignorance. It can be an expression of whatever you want it to be, it’s a very personal thing.
    seems to me you have some biased opinions. Perhaps you were beaten by a person who had tattoos and now you piss yourself whenever you see them. I could understand your ignorance if that were the case, otherwise you are just some conservative backwards thinking person wanting to impose your views on others.

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    September 6th, 2009

  10. jim

    is it really surprising that the judging this site condones by posting pictures of people that shop at walmart would stop with the photos? here in this thread, you have people giving their opinions about tattoos, projecting stereotypes about people with tattoos and the photo is question is a child’s toy. it’s a vibrating marker.

    the first thing that struck me was that someone thinks that spouse abuse is funny. and the fact that the contributors of this thread ignored this completely and focused on the tattoo stereotype and/or how tattoos are worthless would totally lead me to believe that this isn’t an intelligent crowd… this is the usual “hide behind my computer screen” group of internet soapboxers that have nothing really constructive to contribute to society.

    and jeff, you’ve got it all wrong, man. first off, you’re not listing stereotypes, you’re listing reasons why someone might want a tattoo and you’re debunking it with your own opinion. way to go!

    people get tattoos for lots of different reasons and whether or not they are commonplace or not may or may not be the reason the person is getting inked. art exists in many forms and on many mediums. and who in the hell gets a tattoo as an art investment? are you an idiot? people that i know with tattoos, myself included, get them for specific reasons… they are meaningful to the individual. does that mean that there isn’t someone out there trying to be rebellious or is trying to fit in to a certain crowd? of course not. but you are trying to pigeon-hole everyone that has a tattoo into one neat definition and it just won’t work.

    and lastly, wife beating isn’t funny. no one should ever have to live through any kind of abuse from anyone especially when those things often get out of hand and end up with someone dead. anger is a bad thing. don’t take it out on someone you love. or don’t get into a relationship if you can’t manage your anger.

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    September 6th, 2009

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    September 6th, 2009

  12. Sherribaby

    Hey Hon! We can rent out the rugrats for some extra dough! McDonalds on their back…. Geico on their forehead….Budweiser….yeah we could shave their head!

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    September 6th, 2009

  13. Kenny

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    September 7th, 2009

  14. Deseosa

    Jim, it’s a joke. It’s all funny until it personally offends you. How many of the fat people, trailor trash and half nude ewoks have you laughed at on this site? I gained 70 pounds being a surrogate and, a year later, am still trying to lose the weight from all the hormones and steroids you have to take. You don’t see me whining that people are being mean to all the fat people. If you’re on this site, then take it for what it is, laughing at the human condition.

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    September 7th, 2009

  15. SMC

    Wife-beater T-shirt sold separately.

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    September 7th, 2009

  16. bear

    First of all, I’m a bit surprised that most people are seeming to ignore or not notice the obvious alternate use of this item. It’s a vibrating pen. And did anyone else happen to notice that shape?

    Second of all, without all the arguing and bickering over “this type of person gets tattoos,” people are going to get them regardless. Whoever mentioned using this as a “tattoo preview” pen was thinking with their heads, probably a bit too progressive of thinking of your average Walmartian. Most people I have known who have/want tattoos (including myself) spent a lot of time debating where they wanted their tattoo at: some of them for the tattoo’s value on a personal level (artistic expression included), some for business reasons (I fell into this category, I work in a corporate business environment), and even the ones who wanted them in areas that could be easily displayed. Having something like this would be pretty useful in a situation where you needed to know if you *really* wanted this permanent mark in that location of your body.

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    September 7th, 2009

  17. Adrienne

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    September 7th, 2009

  18. Levi

    Wow there is alot of ignorant people on here. I understand this site and can laugh at the stereotypes on here but this one just went to far. As a parent and someone that probably has more tattoos then all of you and in places that cant be covered up I see nothing wrong with this product. How does it differ from a kid drawing on themselves or even the fake tattoos you buy?I have and never would beat my wife. I have a temper and have tattoos….so I guess according to this caption and to jim my wife should take my kid and run. Educate yourselves before comment on a subject that apparently you know nothing about because it makes you sound very ignorant.

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    September 8th, 2009

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    September 8th, 2009

  20. Bylon

    ok so this one is a little crazy! i have tattoos and so does my husband and he doesnt beat me! come on people get real! just because someone has tattoos doesnt mean they will be beat their spouse!

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    September 9th, 2009

  21. Playa Hata

    I have tattoos and i only beat my wife when she hides my crack pipe

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    September 9th, 2009

  22. Suzi

    This is ignorant. I’m a retired tattoo artist and have many, many tattoos. My husband never beat me, I never beat my kids. Do us a favor and don’t judge us that way, it is just wrong. While I think this site is funny, this 1 sent out the wrong message. To be honest I was personally offended as I am part of the tattoo community. Please, use your head for something besides a hat rack.

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    September 10th, 2009

  23. Jennifer

    wow, you sure do like to discriminate against people, don’t you? you can post pics and be funny, without discriminating against certain groups.

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    September 10th, 2009

  24. DJL

    Skaters don’t beat their wife. They’re too stoned to get to throw a punch.

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    September 11th, 2009

  25. kris

    “Stereotype #2: Having a tattoo makes you artistically expressive.

    Wrong. Only the actual tattoo artist is expressing his art. This is as ridiculous as the canvas the Mona Lisa is painted on claiming it is responsible.”

    That’s only true if you’re one of those fudge packs that’s lets the tattoo guy express himself. All my tattoos are hand drawn pictures I done myself, so all the tattoo artist did was trace what I drew. If it’s going on my body it’s gonna be exactly what I want, not what some tattoo artist wants.

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    September 11th, 2009

  26. WorldAblaze

    This site’s awesome! Pics of stupid people with ignorant captions by stupid people and ignorant comments by stupid people…Amazing!
    Either way…if this place really wants to celebrate and ridicule ignorance, stupidity, and plain nastiness of an average day at Walmart, then perhaps you ought not be falling under the category of ignorant retard yourself. What’s the point carrying on ridiculous stereotypes?

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    September 11th, 2009

  27. GrammaInk

    ROTFLMAO!! Seriously..This was one of our Grandson’s Christmas presents…The whole family had a great time with it!

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    September 11th, 2009

  28. ash

    Ah, the tramp stamp “trainer”….

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    September 11th, 2009

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    September 12th, 2009

  30. Wanda

    Why is this picture on here?

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    September 12th, 2009

  31. chris

    it uses vibrating action ladies

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    September 12th, 2009

  32. amy garcia

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    September 12th, 2009

  33. Sam

    the fact that the pen vibrates was ignored in the caption is dissapointing to me

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    September 12th, 2009

  34. emily

    everyone is freaking out over a vibrating pen.

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    September 12th, 2009

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    September 14th, 2009

  36. cassie

    heyyy, i bought this on clearance from target. i thought it was hilarious they would make this!

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    September 14th, 2009

  37. Johnny

    for all the people on here, talking down on tattooers or tattooed people, I would just like to point out how ignorant you really are, you probably go to a job you hate everyday . I on the other hand tattoo for a living I sit around and draw on people and make more money an hour than you will ever make in your pathetic life…… Judge not as you be judged first .

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    September 14th, 2009

  38. bridgette

    So, every guy who has tattoos beats their wife??

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    September 15th, 2009

  39. MR STEREOTYPE

    Most people with tattoos don’t hit their wife, they hit the stupid asses who stereotype them.

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    September 15th, 2009

  40. Jerry

    I don’t have a problem with tattoos. I’ve just never seen nor thought of a design that I was 100% sure I’d still like and would still look good on me 40 years later.

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    September 16th, 2009

  41. Chrissee

    I bought this for my son 2 years ago for Christmas. Its actually a really neat little toy. all you do is put a marker inside and it does spray-art with stencils. whats so bad about that…?

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    September 16th, 2009

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    September 16th, 2009

  43. dick

    oh yeah, that’s beside the “my First Meth Lab kit” another fine product

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    September 17th, 2009

  44. Liam

    The difference between people with tattoos and people without: people with tattoos don’t make ignorant stereotypes about people without.

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    September 17th, 2009

  45. Chuck

    Soooo yeah. Tattoos aside, I didnt understand the original caption but… Look at the shape.. and the vibrating action…

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    September 18th, 2009

  46. linda

    It’s all in good fun – I laughed because of the product (and I have 3 tattoos!) being marketed to kids.

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    September 19th, 2009

  47. Judy

    Why can this just help a child be creative and learn a beautiful form of art. Oh wait, you are one of those people who believe that if you are not exactly the same as everyone else, than you must be evil, or a dirtbag, or a convict, right? I would rather that my children learn that it is ok to be different as long as you are caring and dependable to those around you. It is not about what you look like on the outside but who you are on the inside that is important.

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    September 19th, 2009

  48. johanna

    my friend has this. it actually just pokes you over and over with a grainy marker lol but its still kinda fun

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    September 19th, 2009

  49. Madison

    So taking into consideration that the person who stated the caption think that people with tattoos beat others…I guess it would be okay for me to beat their face in because Im tattooed. I really hate stupid people…

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    September 20th, 2009

  50. jacob

    dude thats f up i have 6 tat’s and i never even yelled at my g/f let alone hit her, hell i never been in a fight but you…….you i might just fight

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    September 20th, 2009

  51. Kit

    I’m a 54 yo grandma and I’d like to have one of these for myself! Too chicken to get a real tattoo.

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    September 22nd, 2009

  52. I got my kid one of those for his 6th birthday. What’s up with people associating tattoos with violence? I have 17, so far, and am all for peace.

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    September 23rd, 2009

  53. Candace

    This just sucks!!! WTF because people have tattoos they are automatically bad people, NO sorry try again! Douche bag!!

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    September 24th, 2009

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    September 25th, 2009

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    September 26th, 2009

  56. Can O Whoopass

    I got one and tatooed your kids behind the claw machine. heh, heh.

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    September 26th, 2009

  57. A Fox

    That’s one of the only comments about a pic on here that I haven’t laughed at. Wow. Speechless…

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    September 28th, 2009

  58. Weird

    Does anyone else notice that if vibrates and its approxmiate size? It’s got multiple uses!

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    October 3rd, 2009

  59. Lola

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    October 3rd, 2009

  60. S.Catt

    Just because people have tattoos doesn’t meant that they beat their wives. Don’t be so ignorant.

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    October 6th, 2009

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    October 8th, 2009

  62. FUNKYBUTT

    ABOUT THE POSTING FROM JIM ON SEPTEMBER 6th, I’VE NEVER FELT SO MUCH EMOTION FROM A POSTING. 1st IT IMPRESSED ME, THEN IT IRRITATED ME, THEN IT MADE ME LAUGH, THEN IT MADE ME CRY. NOW THAT IT’S OVER, I’M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT.
    LET ME KNOW WHEN YOUR NEXT BOOK OR MOVIE WILL BE OUT. I THINK I’M 1 OF YOUR BIGGEST FANS!

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    October 11th, 2009

  63. N16HT T3RR0R

    Ehhh, just take the kids out and get the real thing.

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    October 12th, 2009

  64. Me

    lol i had to laugh. My son who is 10 got that as a christmas present. There are some lame stencils (helmets n things like that) and tribal designs. He wanted his name on his arm. He wanted a spider on his neck next so I said ok. Well when it washed off (black ink), the ink didnt totally wash off. it was pink so it looked like he had a hickey so he was forbidden to have anything on his neck lol.

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    October 13th, 2009

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    October 14th, 2009

  66. tatt2dfreak

    Both my husband and I have multiple tattoos. We beat each other constantly! Oh, and we allow our son to use those rub on tattoos. I’ve been told he is beating up on some of his kindergarten classmates! I think we may get him this for Christmas!

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    October 15th, 2009

  67. SADIE

    don’t be too quick to judge JUST CAUSE SOMEONE HAD TATTOOS DOES NOT MEAN THAT THEY WILL BEAT SOMEONE.. I THINK PEOPLE NEED TO THINK ABOUT THE THINGS THEY SAY BEFORE THEY SAY IT

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    October 16th, 2009

  68. No Thanks!

    I can’t decide which is more fun:
    1) The fact that this is being marketed to children…
    2) Realizing that I would totaly buy it for my kid…
    3) or the comments of everyone upset by the caption.

    Thank you PoWM!

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    October 22nd, 2009

  69. amber

    funny but the best man I’ve ever had was covered up in tattoos and all the shitty guys I’ve been with not a one

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    October 25th, 2009

  70. Mandy

    Be nice to the magic tattoo pen, I spent good birthday money on one when I was 13.

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    October 27th, 2009

  71. Gotta put my two cents in. I wasn’t commenting when this picture was posted. I was married to a man for 5 years that beat me. He didn’t get any tattoos until after I left him. My current husband has 18 tattoos and would NEVER hit me. Ink doesn’t make the person.

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    November 4th, 2009

  72. Chelsea

    I have that…

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    November 22nd, 2009

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    November 22nd, 2009

  74. BOB

    my best friend’s little sister has that exact same thing…
    O.o maybe I should warn her…

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    December 2nd, 2009

  75. N4

    I have a tattoo and am completely against anyone ‘beating’ their significant other, male or female..however, I am not in the least offended here. That caption is hilarious!! I nearly spit my soda out at my laptop screen! Viewers, these are JOKES…quit taking them so seriously! If you are easily offended then don’t look at such sites as peopleofwalmart, where you are already looking to laugh at other’s style, short comings, and choices. Thank you for the laugh I needed tonight with that (among others) photo after a long day : )

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    December 9th, 2009

  76. Nobody

    Starting early these days, huh?
    The things that these people make now! :P

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    December 12th, 2009

  77. Eliza

    yall… it vibrates…

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    December 18th, 2009

  78. trashcankid

    Hey, It’s either this or the Colgate Spin brush tattoo gun he learned how to make in Juvie

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    December 26th, 2009

  79. hahaha no....

    OMG my cousin has one of those………it was really fun to play with…….. yeah……thats all I got

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    December 30th, 2009

  80. oliver filley

    COMMING SOON POT FACTORY FOR KIDS

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    January 11th, 2010

  81. oz

    it’s a tattoo machine….. not a gun…… nothing about it resembles a gun whatsoever….. the ignorance overall is overwhelming…. this site is to make fun of the people of walmart not hear comments by them

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    January 25th, 2010

  82. It agree, very good message

    February 2nd, 2010

  83. ambur

    whoa whoa whoa now! My man is one hell of a tattoo artist and he would never think about laying a hand on a female! I think you need to step down off your stereotypical high horse and think before you go running your mouth again about things you obviously know nothing about!

    February 11th, 2010

  84. what not to do

    itattoo? the latest product from apple!

    February 11th, 2010

  85. Sara Nitschke

    From John- “I on the other hand tattoo for a living I sit around and draw on people and make more money an hour than you will ever make in your pathetic life…… Judge not as you be judged first .”
    You almost made a good point and then you got stupid. Do you really think anyone believes that the $100 tops you pull in an hour is more money than others make in their whole life? At least you picked tattooing and not economics as a career choice.

    February 18th, 2010

  86. FisticuffsJr

    Original comment:nuff said.

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    March 4th, 2010

  87. BAHAHA ha

    seriously? wow.. go cry somewhere else. i have tattoos & i do not let other ppls ignorance offend me. lmao. stop being so sensitive. look at you ppl.. uhoh.. someones being stereotypical.. its time to have a big debate! :)

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    March 22nd, 2010

  88. Cheapest-Insurance-159

    hm. hope to see same more info. Can we speake about it?

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    March 31st, 2010

  89. AWESOME

    You’re goin to complain about this toy when they’ve been making toy guns for how long now?? This is a fun toy…my daughter has one!! And it’s just like putting on temporary tattoos that you get out of a machine!!!!

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    April 3rd, 2010

  90. Stephanie

    Adrienne
    So what you think spousal abuse is just expressing the love you have for someone? No. It is one who cant control their anger.. im not sure you know what your talking about.

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    April 14th, 2010

  91. garth

    jim, no one asked you to write an essay.

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    April 15th, 2010

  92. Danielle

    ok so as many stated before me, why in the hell do you have to refer tattoos to beating your wife, I have tattoos, and so does my husband and neither one of us beat each other, this is why people can’t have visible tats at work because jackasses like this make out like you are some kind of trash because you have tattoos, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE TATTOOS QUIT BEING IGNORANT ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!

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    May 20th, 2010

  93. LC

    Uhm, is everyone forgetting that temporary tattoos (the kind you put on your skin and put a wet washcloth over it for 30 sec) have been around for god knows how long? this is a modern version of an old toy, stop getting your panties in a wad.

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    July 9th, 2010

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