The Pink Panther



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SAT Sample Question: Ankle weights are to weightlifting as _____ is to fashion.

A: Jorts; B: Tight Pink Spandex; C: All of the Above

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  1. lolololololol

    Noooooooooooo

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    March 6th, 2010

  2. lovelydarkness333

    WHOAH! Thank goodness FOR the tights. NOBODY wants to see that cottage cheese that’s gotta be under those!

    FYI. Bright colors make you look BIGGER! ACK!

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    March 6th, 2010

  3. Bob

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    March 6th, 2010

  4. lilo

    Problem is it isn’t the ankles that need to lose weight! She needs a weight belt.

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    March 6th, 2010

  5. Amber

    Oh… this is so sad… this is a fashion nightmare… she should be ashamed. How could you work out without a sports bra??!

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    March 6th, 2010

  6. Me

    is that Sherlock from magic garden? Or did the Pepto bottle throw up?

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    March 6th, 2010

  7. JM

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    March 6th, 2010

  8. Dixie Normous

    Those ankle weights are making her thighs HUGE! Mission accomplished!

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    March 6th, 2010

  9. coolmom48

    this is just sssssssssssoooooooooo wrong

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    March 6th, 2010

  10. james michael

    lady gaga totally had that look first.

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    March 6th, 2010

  11. Jennifer McKinney

    She doesn’t need ankle weights because she has enough “junk in her trunk” to equal carrying a barbell with :big ass” (pardon the pun…weights!

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    March 6th, 2010

  12. lovelydarkness333

    P.S. You ankles/shins look great. Now get some THIGH weights or SOMEthing, dude!

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    March 6th, 2010

  13. Cannibal

    Be afraid..be very afraid!

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    March 6th, 2010

  14. dave

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    March 6th, 2010

  15. ABottomBabii

    Somebody should tell her that spandex is a priveledge, not a right.

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    March 6th, 2010

  16. Barb

    She has some serious nutcrackers!

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    March 6th, 2010

  17. crazykate007

    Even if you are multi-tasking, your clothing shouldn’t have to

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    March 6th, 2010

  18. carol_s

    Thank goodness for the pink spandex…or else we would be seeing what we wouldn’t want to see below those Daisy Dukes. BTW…didn’t know they even made those in that size…yikes!!

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    March 6th, 2010

  19. MissKitty

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    March 6th, 2010

  20. Sharon

    Oh what Jeff Foxworthy could do with this in his next comedy special!!

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    March 6th, 2010

  21. Dede

    Nothing screams “workout wear” more than denim – cut of the circulation tight – shorts!

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    March 6th, 2010

  22. Marmstro

    She is quite stealth in her attire. At least you can’t see her home monitoring ankle bracelet with all that going on.

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    March 6th, 2010

  23. Chistine

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    March 6th, 2010

  24. Golfanatix

    Those aren’t ankle weights, they’re house arrest monitors!!!!!

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    March 6th, 2010

  25. DM

    At least she had the decency to put the shorts on over the spandex leggings!

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    March 6th, 2010

  26. The Jonwood

    THUNDER…. THUNDER…. THUNDER THIGHS HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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    March 6th, 2010

  27. sweetestsin

    That panther is one sick kitty

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    March 6th, 2010

  28. DJ AC Mixx

    Oh! I get it! the spanx are for making it easier to slip the denim shorts….

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    March 6th, 2010

  29. Brian

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    March 6th, 2010

  30. Rod

    I would give her sympathy but why would you wear that in public??

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    March 6th, 2010

  31. Rich P

    Those shorts are so tight I’m betting she can’t get them on without the tights underneath.

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    March 6th, 2010

  32. Jenn

    how did she get those shorts on anyways?
    or did she just ‘grow’ into them
    *shudders*

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    March 6th, 2010

  33. COH

    Her poor feet are screaming for blood ! Those pants are so tight they are cutting off the circulation to them…

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    March 6th, 2010

  34. Wayne Federline

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    March 6th, 2010

  35. What?

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    March 6th, 2010

  36. Echo

    Jabba the Hutt meets Flashdance.

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    March 6th, 2010

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    March 6th, 2010

  38. What?

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    March 6th, 2010

  39. Ken

    Well there goes my love of pink marshmellow peeps.

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    March 6th, 2010

  40. DC

    Scary to say but those pink tights are the best thing to happen to that outfit. if it wasnt for those tights imagine the horror we would be staring at right now

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    March 6th, 2010

  41. Lacey

    She’s wearing a belt, lol!

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    March 6th, 2010

  42. David (From Texas)

    And in Alabama tonight…some poor sap is thinking he is the lucky one.

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    March 6th, 2010

  43. JUDY

    Those shorts are gonna bust open…!

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    March 6th, 2010

  44. Bettina

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    March 6th, 2010

  45. Fremonster

    If you pop the flaps on the rear pockets, does the celulite bulge out?

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    March 6th, 2010

  46. discounted

    Those aren’t ankle weights, they’re pressure release valves for deflating those hamhocks of hers in order to remove those tight ass shorts!

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    March 6th, 2010

  47. The Mexican

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    March 6th, 2010

  48. Kate

    She’s going to need the Jaws of Life to get those shorts off.

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    March 6th, 2010

  49. pooky

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    March 6th, 2010

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    March 6th, 2010

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    March 6th, 2010

  52. frank

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    March 6th, 2010

  53. Todd

    Bubblicious!

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    March 6th, 2010

  54. RoRo Destructo

    C’mon, lady… one of the few great body flaws you DON’T have is “cankles” – and for some reason, that is the only asset you imprison behind iron support. WTF?!

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    March 6th, 2010

  55. I'D HIT THAT

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    March 6th, 2010

  56. KingReg

    I gotta stop drinking. I’m seeing pink elephants.

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    March 6th, 2010

  57. TNGIRL

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    March 6th, 2010

  58. dbc616

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    March 6th, 2010

  59. Jacob

    Ah, this is what we come here for. This one is 9/10 and sheer awesome.

    Stop with the mentally retarded or people that are obviously ill or frail & elderly. Seriously, that is not cool.

    Keep it with the awesome obese fashion nightmares or redneck fashion!

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    March 6th, 2010

  60. cajunwolverine

    The REAL “Pink Panther” was an expensive diamond in the original movie. THIS is so not a diamond, it’s a cheap lump (?) of coal. Peter Sellers, where are you???

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    March 6th, 2010

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    March 6th, 2010

  62. Nena

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    March 6th, 2010

  63. James

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    March 6th, 2010

  66. Sydney

    She’s wearing the leggings so her thighs don’t scrape together

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    March 6th, 2010

  67. Son of Sam's Club

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    March 6th, 2010

  68. Alaskan & Proud

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    March 6th, 2010

  69. TAmmy Stanley

    I see the circus elephants have upgraded

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    March 6th, 2010

  70. Di

    I’m just trying to work out how those small, lovely knees can hold all that up? Recipe for knee replacement at age 40.

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    March 6th, 2010

  71. AnyGirlAnyTime

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    March 6th, 2010

  72. joe

    she’s got more legs than a bucket of chicken!

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    March 6th, 2010

  73. Tanya Harding

    Pork n pink

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    March 6th, 2010

  74. WalWatcher

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    March 6th, 2010

  75. Jme

    I so want the magic mirror that she owns!!!!

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    March 6th, 2010

  76. TLC

    Her thighs are bigger than the legs on the jorts. How the hell did she get them on?

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    March 7th, 2010

  77. Key West

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    March 7th, 2010

  78. Walmartwatcher

    The spandex are for aerodynamics you know, for the 30ft fall to fit into those shorts…

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    March 7th, 2010

  79. Jeff

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    March 7th, 2010

  80. youdrinkpee

    violently mishapen legs

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    March 7th, 2010

  81. TorachiKatashi

    The scary part is, if you only saw this chick from the knees down, you could almost mistake her as not being grotesquely obese.

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    March 7th, 2010

  82. Luanne

    C…. All the above….dang, I don’t even think that would look good on a skinny woman.

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    March 7th, 2010

  83. goredsox

    That is just F-ing gross! There’s really nothing else to say.

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    March 7th, 2010

  84. Airi

    If she looses anymore weight on her ankles, she’s going to snap in two from being too top heavy.

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    March 7th, 2010

  85. Dunky

    Maybe that’s the color of her legs and she’s wearing brown sox…..

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    March 7th, 2010

  86. Stink Monkey

    I guess you can say two in the pink. Two giant thighs that is.

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    March 7th, 2010

  87. Teeko

    Whew… not that is a hot pink mess. However I will give the gal some credit for the ankle weights. She’s trying at least!

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    March 7th, 2010

  88. Goddess

    Okay, I am not one to talk,as I have a bit of “junk in my trunk” but I could never go out wearing something so tight. The circulation to her brain must have been cut off by the spandex. Can she breathe???!!!

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    March 7th, 2010

  89. Cracking Up!

    Someone needs to get this woman a thigh master!

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    March 7th, 2010

  90. liz

    how the hell did she get those shorts on? crisco?

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    March 7th, 2010

  91. Brian

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    March 7th, 2010

  92. BrianG

    If you look closely you can see her belt holding on for dear life. lol

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    March 7th, 2010

  93. Now thats strechiinnngggg the pink too the MMAAAXXXXX!!!!!!

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    March 7th, 2010

  94. robert

    Well the wieghts belts are working on her calfs anyways.

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    March 7th, 2010

  95. Yuna96

    I wonder if she farts will the shorts ripe off in one piece or would they explode >_< ok that was evil ^_^

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    March 7th, 2010

  96. cheryl

    ho hell some one killl my eyes now.

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    March 7th, 2010

  97. ralf cramdon

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    March 7th, 2010

  98. gary

    thunder thighs

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    March 7th, 2010

  99. Amanda

    This look is only acceptable if she is going to a race for the cure event :)

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    March 7th, 2010

  100. MsQuote

    Hey … lay off! She’s wearing pink because she had a mastectomy on her left back boob.

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    March 7th, 2010

  101. jtincal

    This reminds me….”buy 2 big hams for easter”.

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    March 7th, 2010

  102. Andrea M

    Once again, I have those pink leggings, and the trick to pulling them off is to not be 300lbs. They look just fine when worn on a normal sized girl with a dress over and cute shoes.

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    March 7th, 2010

  103. Amanda

    I cannot get over the shape of her legs. They look normal, even kind of small, on the bottom. And then SHAZAM! I’m amazed her ankles have not snapped.

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    March 7th, 2010

  104. Tina Aide

    But my friend told me IF I wore ankle weights I’d get skinny fast. I did Y’all a favor with the tights. Trust me!

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    March 7th, 2010

  105. Pnut

    It’s hard to believe that she’s even the same species as Megan Fox.

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    March 7th, 2010

  106. Joe

    She’s on the Ga’hetto Fabulous Diet. Drag the 7 kiddies to the bus stop, transfer twice, and walk 5 blocks to the Ga’hetto WM, stroll around for 6 hours while her chil’ens run the store, and swipe the WEL’FR card to keep the upper arms in shape, and then back to the hood.

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    March 7th, 2010

  107. The Dude

    Those aren’t ankle weights… those are balloon anchors, so she doesn’t float away.

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    March 7th, 2010

  108. wehrmeister

    those buttons on the shorts appear to be under a massive strain. i pity ‘da fool standing behind her when they blow!

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    March 8th, 2010

  109. Pantherman

    Holy hell, that is the duchess of hambeasts. I have only seen ONE that was worse than this.

    Still, I wish that I was more blind that I am now.

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    March 8th, 2010

  110. bob

    DAMN look at those quads…. id kill to have mines as big as hers

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    March 8th, 2010

  111. tanya

    Christ I’ve never seen the likes of that thigh-to-ankle ratio!!

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    March 8th, 2010

  112. Johnny5

    I’d hit it.

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    March 8th, 2010

  113. SEAN

    more like the pink hippo

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    March 8th, 2010

  114. Zing!

    You make fun of her because of she is flashing her fat in pink; I make fun of you because you put “C.All of the above” when there are only two options. I believe you were looking for the word “Both”. Nice try.

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    March 8th, 2010

  115. JimD

    i

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    March 9th, 2010

  116. JimD

    I’d still pound it !

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    March 9th, 2010

  117. Kitty Lover

    Ahhhhwww, helllll, I’d do her! hahahhaaa!

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    March 9th, 2010

  118. Love her BBW PACKAGE! I’d rather have a night with her than a 120 pound blond. You want understand until you make love to a BBW & have her wrap those big thighs around you! Once you go BBW you want go back to bones.

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    March 9th, 2010

  119. RJ

    Whoa. Ahem. Gee.

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    March 9th, 2010

  120. beezy

    aye i bet that big ass pussy is sum good stuff tho!

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    March 10th, 2010

  121. Sarah

    Her legs are mismatched..fat on top, skinny on bottom.

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    March 10th, 2010

  122. Linda

    Be nice. She was on here way to audition for a Pepto Bismo commercial. LOL!

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    March 10th, 2010

  123. MAULER

    i WOULD TAP THAT!!!

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    March 11th, 2010

  124. BR

    It is finally time to outlaw spandex!

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    March 15th, 2010

  125. Neko-chan4

    Because when you’re extremely out of shape, it’s best to accentuate the fact…

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    March 24th, 2010

  126. At lest the ankle weights have gotten rid of those pesky CANKLES. Now it’s time to do something with the rest, and pink is not her color!

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    March 27th, 2010

  127. Yeah baby, those ankle weights are sure paying BIG dividends! Keep up that arduous physical regimen — I can’t wait to see that finely sculpted body in a bikini.

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    April 6th, 2010

  128. jedd

    note how ankle weights are added to make giant parade balloons appear more like like……………………………………………………………..

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    April 27th, 2010

  129. Shaylee

    Damn I’m all for working out, but I least go home and change first. Oh wait, walking around the Wal-Mart IS their work out

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    April 28th, 2010

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