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You look like you’re trying way too hard to get written into a Twilight book or something.

Oklahoma

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  1. Haha

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is Hilarious!!

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    March 7th, 2010

  2. Boomboom

    I’m not sure what is so bad about this guy….all the right parts are covered, there is no fringe hanging off of any of his clothes…..what gives?

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    March 7th, 2010

  3. Mase

    Prince??

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    March 7th, 2010

  4. Bunker Bob

    Is that a muskrat on his head?

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    March 7th, 2010

  5. WOW

    That looks like it is a pain in the ass to shave like that everyday!

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    March 7th, 2010

  6. bullwinkle

    When you don’t have dates it is easy to put that much time into your appearance.

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    March 7th, 2010

  7. towmater

    Tweak much? Looks like he’s got the good stuff!

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    March 7th, 2010

  8. The sad part is he probably spent a ton of money and time to look that ridiculous!!

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    March 7th, 2010

  9. crystal

    I have to admit, when I saw the title, I thought I was going to be seeing something a little more amusing! What a letdown!

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    March 7th, 2010

  10. Alice

    Jebus. How much douchebag can one person fit on their head?

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    March 7th, 2010

  11. PNUT

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    March 7th, 2010

  12. FroDaddy

    Man, that’s one small ear.

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    March 7th, 2010

  13. DesMac

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    March 7th, 2010

  14. ME!

    Is that a pink tutle neck or does he have his collar popped? I’ll assume the latter, given the title.

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    March 7th, 2010

  15. Bingy

    It looks like tony the tiger joined a gang.

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    March 7th, 2010

  16. TAmmy Stanley

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    March 7th, 2010

  17. I'D HIT THAT

    SERIOUSLY?!? This dude’s in Oklahoma?!?

    He’s gonna get his ass kicked in about point oh two seconds.

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    March 7th, 2010

  18. Shawn Rucker

    I’ve been wondering what happened to Sanjaya…

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    March 7th, 2010

  19. Lambo

    This is why I do not annoy my barber. Goobers: Meet your god.

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    March 7th, 2010

  20. Rick

    Gay terrorist??

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    March 7th, 2010

  21. PNUT

    I’d hit that……….with my truck.

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    March 7th, 2010

  22. Di

    Seriously hope that’s a hair don’t not a tat.

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    March 7th, 2010

  23. NEJ

    Freeeeak

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    March 7th, 2010

  24. babs

    People truly have no idea how they look. NO idea.

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    March 7th, 2010

  25. JM

    His chinstrap goes all the way behind his head.

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    March 7th, 2010

  26. GB

    It’s the elusive nocturnal jackass

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    March 7th, 2010

  27. Danyel

    I think his hair looks awesome, not so much the facial part though…

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    March 7th, 2010

  28. Why people like this are let out in public without a special helmet and sloober bib is totally beyond comprehension.

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    March 7th, 2010

  29. Mz. Elite

    Very creative Latin Mullett

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    March 7th, 2010

  30. Kate

    Gay Klingon?

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    March 7th, 2010

  31. fraggle

    at least give the guy credit for not getting it tattooed on. right now it’s a correctable lapse in judgement

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    March 7th, 2010

  32. Gack

    This is why you don’t fall asleep first when hanging out with the guys. I guess his friends couldn’t find the sharpies.

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    March 7th, 2010

  33. Cracking Up!

    Someone got carried away with a sharpie!

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    March 7th, 2010

  34. Demidan

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    March 8th, 2010

  35. Staticcling

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    March 8th, 2010

  36. poopin'fresh

    What, nobody wonders who’s the jack*** takin’ pics in the Gents?

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    March 8th, 2010

  37. Dixie Normous

    Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers…We have a lost douchebag at the front of the store…

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    March 8th, 2010

  38. YoPappa

    There’s a hair stylist somewhere laughing his a$$ off

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    March 8th, 2010

  39. Nirmal

    And all the NRIs (non resident indians) laugh at all the FOBS (fresh off the boat) because they don’t look western? fuck that…..looking like a western dickhead does not gain any points in the worthwhile humanbeing department. And this is coming from an INDIAN! So much to be said about doing ur hair n clothes properly n not looking like an arrogant prick….i dont care if its a rapper prick or punk prick or whatever…..a prick’s a prick. note: he’d be cute if he didnt have the fucked up face hair n head ‘thing’ or the piercings going on. He just looks like a poofta now.

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    March 8th, 2010

  40. DoC

    I am getting an El DeBarge flashback.

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    March 8th, 2010

  41. Son of Sam's Club

    He’s the equivalent of a starnose mole in the Walmart foodweb

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    March 8th, 2010

  42. ravenshrike

    He is clearly coming off set from an Adam Sandler movie.

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    March 8th, 2010

  43. I think my dentist can fix that overbite.

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    March 8th, 2010

  44. Sparky

    At least he was not drunk enough to get it as a tattoo.

    The old saying “the difference betwixt a good haircut and a bad haircut is 3 days” has finally been proven wrong!

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    March 8th, 2010

  45. Teeko

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    March 8th, 2010

  46. Dunky

    Doctor……’ what seems to be the problem?’…..
    Rat…… Can you get this thing off my ass!!

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    March 8th, 2010

  47. Just Someone

    Thank you Teeko, I was thinking the same thing. It’s definitely different, maybe a little odd, but not ugly or redneck like most of the PoWM pictures.

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    March 8th, 2010

  48. Andrew

    Don’t mess with the Zohan.

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    March 8th, 2010

  49. Eric

    5 bucks says he’s 3 months behind on his car payment.

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    March 8th, 2010

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    March 8th, 2010

  51. TorachiKatashi

    This picture has pretty much the best and most accurate description on this entire site.

    Twi-tards? This is what you look like to the rest of the world. All of you.

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    March 8th, 2010

  52. JR

    Wow, looks like the by-product of Adam Sandler and Prince!! barf.

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    March 8th, 2010

  53. Roger Dodger

    “What I find odd is that he is shopping at Walmart.”

    Are you kidding? The ONLY place I would see a dumbass like this is shopping or working AT a Walmart… or coming out of my drug dealer’s house as I’m going in! LMAO!

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    March 8th, 2010

  54. AUWING

    I wondered where Prince spent the winter months

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    March 8th, 2010

  55. SEAN

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    March 8th, 2010

  56. Kylias

    All you have do to be written into a Twilight book is to sparkle, have no personality, and hurl yourself off a cliff.

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    March 8th, 2010

  57. Areyousureit'sOklahoma

    The pink adds that final ‘touch’, if you will.

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    March 8th, 2010

  58. grandepuba

    I wanna see the skin flutist whos takin his pic….

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    March 8th, 2010

  59. kelly

    That’s too cool! What great artistic expression!

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    March 8th, 2010

  60. Jonesy

    Remember if they mated from Conan O’Brien???? Well it seems Prince and Mike Tyson finally hooked up and created this!

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    March 8th, 2010

  61. John R.

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    March 9th, 2010

  62. Ken

    Rufio! Rufio! Rufio!

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    March 9th, 2010

  63. bambi

    the caption is stupid and makes no sense

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    March 9th, 2010

  64. Deaf Leopardskin

    When I was a little kid I’d try and imagine what life would be like in the distant future, like in the year 2010. Turns out I was spot-on about the funky futuristic haircut. Now, by my reckoning, we’ll all soon be scooting around in personal jet-packs.

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    March 10th, 2010

  65. dave

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    March 10th, 2010

  66. Neko-chan4

    Bah, this guy’s just unique. Nothin’ wrong with that. I find it kind of amusing that the majority of the people poking fun at THIS guy are probably the types of people PoWM usually features, though.

    His facial hair does, however, make me think, “Theyyyyy’rrrrrrre GREAT!” Way to be original, Tony the Tiger. :)

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    March 24th, 2010

  67. turner

    pretty friggan hot!

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    March 29th, 2010

  68. Bria

    Holy shite! A weretiger.

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    April 15th, 2010

  69. The Alebat

    Actually, this guy is beautiful.

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    April 18th, 2010

  70. LisaB

    You mean to tell me thats hair and not a tatoo????

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    June 29th, 2010

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