Ink Blot



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So your back is eating your shirt and it looks like you have a tattoo from the TV show “Sons of Anarchy.” You wouldn’t be caught dead in one of dem der goofy alien hoodies.

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  1. JM

    Hey, when you got the goods, you gotta show em.

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    March 8th, 2010

  2. Puzzler

    She needs a much larger tramp stamp — that one is kinda lost in all that acreage.

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    March 8th, 2010

  3. jaloco

    Ink blot? Looks more like shit stain to me. ewwwwwwwwwwwww…….

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    March 8th, 2010

  4. Squiggly

    What the hell do you call a muffin top when it’s actually hanging out of the top?

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    March 8th, 2010

  5. That tattoo on her shoulder is the least of her worries. How about that deep, dark highway heading south into her pants. Is that a brown VW I see?

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    March 8th, 2010

  6. eve

    Whenever I see these gross tattoos on these gross people I just think “pity the freakin tattoo artist!”

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    March 8th, 2010

  7. Teeko

    You know.. tattoos are just not that individual and exciting anymore. You really don’t need to dress so that it shows them off.. especially if you are showing off all your other junk too.

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    March 8th, 2010

  8. Todd

    Is that thing above her belt her actual butt-crack, or just a tattoo of a butt-crack?

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    March 8th, 2010

  9. lilzap

    FYI, this is the sort of girl that you talk to when you call a phone sex line.

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    March 8th, 2010

  10. LCG

    What the hell is someone like this thinking as they get dressed???? “I’m going to wear something 10 sizes too small so that it will twist and roll, pull up my ratty hair so all my gorgeous fat rolls and ugly tatoos will show….I’m just soooo sexy and hot!”
    Pardon me, I just threw up a little in my mouth just typing that!!!

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    March 8th, 2010

  11. Gossipgirl88

    It’s the horizontal stripes that make her look wider….yeah….that’s it….

    Once again, glad to live in Denver where our hoodrats are forced by freezing temperature and nature to cover up.

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    March 8th, 2010

  12. YANKEEGIRL69

    Maybe she was hopeing the tatoo would keep people distracted and not notice the backfat?

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    March 8th, 2010

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    March 8th, 2010

  14. Mike

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    March 8th, 2010

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    March 8th, 2010

  16. Jack Mehoff

    Her back is scrunching up that tramp stamp like a Mad Magazine fold-in….

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    March 8th, 2010

  17. DG

    This should be a warning to all men NOT to drink too much
    because you know some poor drunk woke up one morning
    right next to her, tatoos and all!

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    March 8th, 2010

  18. Oldetymer

    Nothing quite says TRAILER like the classic “no comb” rat tail, a huge back tat and all that bacon hangin out in the open!!

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    March 8th, 2010

  19. SEAN

    more like a tramp stain than a tramp stamp

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    March 8th, 2010

  20. RHSEA

    Don’t mess with Texas, she might bear it all !

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    March 8th, 2010

  21. babs

    I bet her mother’s proud.

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    March 8th, 2010

  22. Injun Trouble

    Looks more like “Tons of Anarchy” to me…

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    March 8th, 2010

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    March 8th, 2010

  24. TNGIRL

    This girl’s got it all…..

    Back boobs and a muffin top hanging out in the back.
    Monkey tits and a mud flap hanging out in the front.
    First rate prison tat.

    Wrap all of this Grade A Prime peice of Texas Heifer up in a tube top, and you’ve got yourself a trailer park princess.

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    March 8th, 2010

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    March 8th, 2010

  26. Erin

    Texans come two ways, so damned sexy and wild you’ll lick a photograph just for a taste, or dog-ass Picasso coyote frackin ugly. And that boys and girls is the latter.

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    March 8th, 2010

  27. TNGIRL

    @ BITE ME

    Thanks, not everybody appreciates my sick, demeaning humor. I spend most of my days with a 3 & a 1 year-old, and there’s only so many hours of “The Wiggles” and “Dora” you can take before cocktail hour starts after breakfast.

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    March 8th, 2010

  28. JUDY

    This is borderline indecent exposure!

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    March 8th, 2010

  29. JUDY

    Indecent exposure!

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    March 8th, 2010

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    March 8th, 2010

  31. Ballsy

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    March 8th, 2010

  32. goredsox

    If I ever gained that much weight and/or went out dressed like that, looking the way she does………………somebody PLEASE…….shoot me!!!!!!

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    March 9th, 2010

  33. cutter

    Thar she blows matey! Looks like Moby wrapped itself in a sail of some sort.

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    March 9th, 2010

  34. Stink Monkey

    They say everything in Texas is bigger. I bet she smells sweet in humidity.

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    March 9th, 2010

  35. darlean

    Jim said,

    “Hey, when you got the goods, you gotta show em.”

    True. But, what happens when you got the bads?

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    March 9th, 2010

  36. oneijack

    She’s really a size petite. Everything is just bigger in Texas. :-p

    (making her parents proud since 1992)

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    March 9th, 2010

  37. Jimbo Wilkins

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    March 9th, 2010

  38. RoRo Destructo

    I’m not a gambler – but I’d bet real money that the shoulder tat is of Porky Pig or some other pig, pork or BBQ logo.

    Unless… it’s just a portrait of on of her piglets.

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    March 9th, 2010

  39. Marc

    Actually her tattoo was only 1″ X 1″ when she originally got it…but that was 120 pounds ago…

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    March 9th, 2010

  40. Marc

    As a Native Texan it is people like this that make me embarrassed to admit it.

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    March 9th, 2010

  41. Marc

    She is from California and in Texas we call people like this “Illegal Aliens”…we are actually more worried about people from liberal states moving here than we are about Mexicans…These “Illegals” bankrupt up their states and then move to Texas and try to tell us how we are doing things wrong.

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    March 9th, 2010

  42. tanya

    “Her back is eating her shirt” LMAO!!!!

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    March 9th, 2010

  43. kiki

    lol that is sick how any… however correction on the hoodie comment its heart shaped peace signs not aliens….

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    March 9th, 2010

  44. McGorn

    She probably smells like corn chips and a lifetime of bad decisions in badly lit rooms. The tattoo was supposed to be done in segments. She never had the dough to get it colored in. With time and back fat, the entire Tweety Bird linework just looks like a pile of telephone cable on her back..

    If she’d paid her Cricket bill, she’d know that Springer’s people had left a voice mail about when she should show up.

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    March 9th, 2010

  45. aubybaby78

    For anyone that watches “Sons of Anarchy”, I think you will agree with me that Gemma would totally smack the sh*# out of her with a skateboard for sporting that crap. Not to mention letting herself go like that.
    If that is a tat of the Reaper, he needs to glean the field…….

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    March 9th, 2010

  46. alucard

    @ EVE. yeah one of my good friends tattoos. the horror stories he tells would make a great book. he actually had a woman break his tattoo table mid tattoo.

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    March 9th, 2010

  47. Woody

    @aubybaby78
    and then after beating her with a skateboard..the rest of the gang would burn that stink tattoo off with a weldingflame :)

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    March 9th, 2010

  48. akajondoe

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    March 9th, 2010

  49. akajondoe

    I’d Hit that. Again

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    March 9th, 2010

  50. julie

    disgusting on so many levels. Oh and the hoody has heart shaped peace signs, not alien heads.

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    March 9th, 2010

  51. Jen

    They’re HANDCUFFS, not ALIENS!!!

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    March 10th, 2010

  52. Time For Me To Fly

    Tip: If you need a body shoehorn to put it on, you may want to consider a different choice of clothing.

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    March 10th, 2010

  53. Nirmal

    wow……texas sure has a lot of fugly lard-a-liscious despo whores!

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    March 10th, 2010

  54. Amanda

    I’m pretty sure the tattoo between her shoulders is the marine logo… But its still sketchy…

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    March 11th, 2010

  55. Midnightguy

    They should change “Just Say No To Drugs” to “Just Say No to Tatoos”

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    March 11th, 2010

  56. ben

    thats totally not an SOA tat. the SOA reaper wouldnt be caught dead on that.

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    March 15th, 2010

  57. DESERT_MOM

    Gross!! I KNOW they say everything in TX is bigger but damn she’s as huge as the entire state! And, NO that’s not a VW in her crack…and I HOPE it’s not a thong!! Probably her dog she sat on who shit when she sat down!

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    March 15th, 2010

  58. aubybaby78

    @ WOODY

    you are soooo right!
    It’s a pity it’s not “carve your own steak at Sizzler night”…. Half Sac would have a hard time with that one, too…. :)

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    March 18th, 2010

  59. Kandi

    Ok, so the girl with the PRETZEL hoodie on should really watch out. I’m pretty sure her back is still gonna be hungry after eating only that little shirt!!

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    April 5th, 2010

  60. Jen

    Yeah, she is disgusting. I mean, what is this world coming to? Allowing fat idiots like her to breath. We should kill all the fatties, people who wear camo, people who dress provocative, people who are ugly and old people who don’t notice their pants are falling down. . . Am I missing anyone? Oh well, maybe Hitler was right, just exterminate everyone who doesn’t fit into what we feel is a perfect society. Problem solved.

    We should all start a club, the “Perfect People Club”. But if any of you are fat, or unattractive, or lack great fashion, then you’re out. Maybe those of us that get in can take pictures of the rest of you slobs and put it on the internet for people to mock. . . but that would just be mean.

    I think you are all just mad because someone who you view as “unattractive” has more self confidence than you. That big girl loves herself, and she is not ashamed to show it. Fucking bravo to her.
    You callous assholes need to get over it. Not everyone in this world will fit your idea of beauty. You can’t hate someone because they look different. Last time that happened there were separate bathrooms for blacks and whites. What’s next? Ugly people water fountains? Ugly schools? I can guarantee that at least 2/3 of the people who visit and comment on this site would be sitting next to this girl at the back of the ugly bus should something like that happen. I’d tell you to look in the mirror next time you want to ridicule someone for how they look, but I’d venture to guess that most of you are less appealing to look at than the people on this site.

    Get a life.

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    April 23rd, 2010

  61. TAMIKO

    When the moon comes over the mountain…

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    June 1st, 2010

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