Right Near Da Beach



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Hey Bubba, can you rub some Crisco on my back? I think I’m fixin’ to burn.

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  1. John

    looks like Daytona 500 week to me.

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    March 9th, 2010

  2. Yo Mama

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    March 9th, 2010

  3. Cracking Up!

    The Wal-Mart family vacation. Park your RV, pull up your lawn chairs and the entertainment is free!

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    March 9th, 2010

  4. Toph

    You can take the trash out of trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the trash.

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    March 9th, 2010

  5. I sure am going to hate going back to work on Monday.

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    March 9th, 2010

  6. Rich P

    While the wives go inside Wal-Mart to spend a week of vacation the guys set up outsidefor a week of vacation.

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    March 9th, 2010

  7. Nicky

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    March 9th, 2010

  8. toodlerue

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    March 9th, 2010

  9. omg

    Nuttin’ better then rollin’ out of the RV in the morning, stumblin’ into the walmart McD’s for breakfast in your pajamas and catchin’ some rays while you empty the shitter into a storm drain….ahhhhh the life!

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    March 9th, 2010

  10. LuRcH

    Florida…
    Of course!

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    March 9th, 2010

  11. Orbitz.com is now offering affordable vacations.

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    March 9th, 2010

  12. krissy

    RVing Walmart style!

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    March 9th, 2010

  13. Oh honey...

    ….thank you for that vacation you’ve been promising me….

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    March 9th, 2010

  14. RoRo Destructo

    In Florida, it probably IS “right near da beach” – and they’d rather watch traffic and bake on the asphalt than watch waves and surfers on the sand? Yeesh. Oh well… maybe they’ll get some good pictures of people on the lot to post for us.

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    March 9th, 2010

  15. It’s Cousin Eddie from Vacation!

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    March 9th, 2010

  16. jamie.in.atl

    Camp Wally World!!!

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    March 9th, 2010

  17. sikofit

    I’ve heard Walmart lets people camp lik this: they call it ‘boondocking’. Hey- after a good rain: some big puddles, a few seagulls fighting over some french fries = beach!

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    March 9th, 2010

  18. So What?

    It’s Florida that’s what Wal-marts are for right?

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    March 9th, 2010

  19. Salster

    They are on a people of Walmart watching vacation

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    March 9th, 2010

  20. Julz

    Actually, I think the one closest to the camera is a woman. Then again, I could be wrong.

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    March 9th, 2010

  21. Yvonne

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    March 9th, 2010

  22. Sir Hates Alot

    They even popped out the side of the camper. They’re going to be there for a while. I wonder where the sewer hook-up is?

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    March 9th, 2010

  23. offthewall

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    March 9th, 2010

  24. Fawn

    It’s the post-Bush Era Retirement Plan, buy a cheap camper and live in a Walmart parking lot.

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    March 9th, 2010

  25. Tess

    Maybe there’s a really, really bad smell in the camper and they’re just waiting it out?

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    March 9th, 2010

  26. Poultrywrangler

    Snowbirds, go back to Michigan, please.

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    March 9th, 2010

  27. ONTHEWAL

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    March 9th, 2010

  28. I think its great that travelers can pull into a Wal-Mart parking lot for the night. I know some that do..Nice of them.

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    March 9th, 2010

  29. MIKE K

    SWEET!!

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    March 9th, 2010

  30. Jessica

    Okay, the fact that they’ve popped out the side is a little odd, but when my family goes on trips in our RV, I usually don’t go inside Walmart with them; I will sit outside the camper. What’s so wrong with that?

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    March 9th, 2010

  31. Denise

    THIS IS WHY SOME WALMARTS WILL NOT ALLOW CAMPERS TO PARK IN THEIR LOTS……………

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    March 9th, 2010

  32. TNGIRL

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    March 9th, 2010

  33. lilzap

    “So what say ma? Later on we go set up at the airport and watch airplanes take off and land?”

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    March 9th, 2010

  34. RICK

    No it’s not staged, this is a common sight in Florida this time of year! They all flock to either the local Walmart or the Flea market!

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    March 9th, 2010

  35. Megan

    CROCS! Perfect.

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    March 9th, 2010

  36. sour dough boy

    its true, walmart allows RVs in their parking lots, and they encourage it cause it means repeat daily business from the lot. My FL walmart always has several RVs parked for days on end.

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    March 9th, 2010

  37. JUDY

    I guess some people have an unusual definition of “vacation.”

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    March 9th, 2010

  38. BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL

    I WISH I had that much free time!

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    March 9th, 2010

  39. Jack Mehoff

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    March 9th, 2010

  40. Peggy

    And just think, they can return the chairs for a full refund when their vacation is over!!!!!

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    March 9th, 2010

  41. Roger Dodger

    “In a van… down by the RIVER!” would have been a better caption.

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    March 9th, 2010

  42. Paula

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    March 9th, 2010

  43. spyce

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    March 9th, 2010

  44. McGorn

    “We’re living the dream, Bobby”

    “Yep.”

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    March 9th, 2010

  45. LoveMyRV

    If the photographer had stuck around, he would have seen me bring out the grill. Would have been a good lesson on how to have a good time anywhere :-)

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    March 9th, 2010

  46. MikeH

    All that time I spent riding around looking for a campsite to park my RV and Walmart had em all the time. Where have I been?

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    March 9th, 2010

  47. Julz

    I *think* the one closest to the camera is a woman. I could be wrong.

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    March 9th, 2010

  48. Not Phased

    Just another sunny day in any Wal-Mart parking lot in Florida.

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    March 9th, 2010

  49. Samm

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    March 9th, 2010

  50. Kate

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    March 9th, 2010

  51. tab00t

    travellers often park overnight in walmart parking lots. they claim to be safe havens for truckers and travellers. they won’t tow you or call the cops they are also monitored by cameras, so if you’re afraid of falling asleep behind the wheel find the nearest walmart and get some rest.

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    March 9th, 2010

  52. Unshockable...I think

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    March 9th, 2010

  53. dando

    The thing is, these guys are pretty damn cool.

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    March 9th, 2010

  54. Public Enema

    It may not be the beach but the whales sure hang out here.

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    March 9th, 2010

  55. Jessica

    What’s so wrong with this? Maybe they stayed overnight there. Walmart allows RVs and truckers to park overnight. My family does this, and I’ll usually wake up before them and just grab a lawn chair and sit outside if its nice out. Hell, I’m usually sitting out there for a couple hours. Great, now I’ve got to worry about the next time I go on a trip with my family that some jackass is going to take my picture because I’m “camping” at the Walmart.

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    March 9th, 2010

  56. Son of Sam's Club

    But officer, I’m not driving.

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    March 9th, 2010

  57. goredsox

    Actually, the true story is the other half of their party has been waiting in line for two days.

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    March 9th, 2010

  58. goredsox

    Actually, the true story is the other half of their party has been in the store waiting in line for two days.

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    March 9th, 2010

  59. Nairobi Jones

    This certainly wouldn’t be Sam’s Choice of camp spots.

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    March 9th, 2010

  60. Holly

    I think this is my favorite! People watching the people watchers!

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    March 9th, 2010

  61. sunshine state

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    March 9th, 2010

  62. sunshine state

    Florida………. not like the rest of us!!!

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    March 9th, 2010

  63. What?

    RV = Rednecks Viewing

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    March 9th, 2010

  64. Elaine

    You gotta love race week!

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    March 9th, 2010

  65. GOTTCHA!

    They look very warm and comfortable by a nice RV, in a clean parking lot….That is paradise compared to where I am now. Shit, I’m jealous. The only thing funny here is I am some looser gawking at them on the internet….

    Sob, now I made myself sad :(

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    March 9th, 2010

  66. SEAN

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    March 9th, 2010

  67. chimichanga

    Jessica,

    A lot of us park our MH/TT at Walmart…No prob…

    However, siting outside, as if you’re at a campsite, is trailer trashy…Open the windows, and sit INSIDE…

    No one wants to see you half naked, drinking coffee and reading the paper at WM

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    March 9th, 2010

  68. Joe Mama

    Not sure if anyone knows this but I saw on a news channel 9 years ago that if you have an RV you are allowed to basically live at Walmart. Walmart allows it as long as they are seen going in and buying stuff, and think about it they said if 100,000 people nationwide are parking their RV’s and are spending an average of at least $20 a day, that’s $2,000,000.00 in their pocket. Hell they can park on my street and buy shit from my house!

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    March 10th, 2010

  69. Catchin Rayz

    Just got a postcard from mom and dad… I thought it was strange they signed it “all our love from Walmart”…. now I understand!! ;-)

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    March 10th, 2010

  70. joyce patick

    perfect where else can you go and get such intertainment and get a tan all in the same place i hate wal-mart wally-world is better the place is a joke

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    March 10th, 2010

  71. jusme

    Obviously they are “snowbirds” from up north. An older retired couple who seem to be doing good. Those motorhomes aren’t cheap you know. I’ve heard walmart has no problem with camping overnight. They know they will come in and shop.

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    March 10th, 2010

  72. Thanks, Sam! (RIP) Many of us RVers take you up on your offer to spend a (one) night while traveling. I’ve spent a night at Walmart stores from coast to coast and border to border – and never have seen a RVer leave a mess. (Rarely, some have, unfortunately.) Why spend $40 for a RV park for a few hours sleep and rest when the RV is self contained!? (We’ve spent money at almost every Walmart we’ve stayed at – Sam knew what he was doing!) Thank you, Walmart!

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    March 10th, 2010

  73. Traveller

    I agree with the person that’s viewing this from a computer inside a building….I’m at work and there is a foot of snow outside….I would rather be outside my RV in the sun anyday….I don’t care what parking lot it is…it’s better than where I am right now….

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    March 10th, 2010

  74. ruffian

    Person#1: “Yep.”
    Person#2: “Yep.”
    (long pause)
    Person#1: “Yeeeupp.”

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    March 10th, 2010

  75. Nyckname

    The scary thing is Walmart actually encourages people in RVs to stay in the parking lots. Some even have utility hook ups.

    And people do it.

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    March 11th, 2010

  76. Jessica

    chimichanga,

    First off, who said I was half naked? I have some decency; I change out of my PJs and put my jeans and shirt on and go outside. I don’t want the world seeing my business. And secondly, maybe I don’t want to sit inside where if I move around too much my family wakes up and gets pissed.

    But my mistake; didn’t realize sitting outside, fully clothed, so my family can sleep a little bit longer was trailer trashy!

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    March 12th, 2010

  77. earlymusicus

    The Wal-Mart Trailer Park. It fits.

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    March 17th, 2010

  78. Diana

    OMG!!!! I about died laughing when I saw this. This is in Zephyrhills, Florida (a small retirement community just north of Tampa). It is snowbird season right now. My husband went to get his haircut in this shopping center on Sunday, March 7th and said he saw two people sunbathing in the parking lot at the Wal-mart. Then I saw it on here and I recognize the Chili’s and Amscott in the background.

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    March 18th, 2010

  79. dorthy williams

    sounds like all of walmart trailer trash stay there for camping because they are to cheep to rent a spot to camp

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    April 28th, 2010

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