You Might Be A Redneck If…



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…Your state’s got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.

Kentucky

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  1. jamie.in.atl

    You think it’s sexy to raise your wife beater T shirt to show off your beer gut!

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    March 10th, 2010

  2. chasenfireflies

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    March 10th, 2010

  3. Stink Monkey

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    March 10th, 2010

  4. SCOTT

    damnit cooter, I told you to quit buying parts for the General Lee at walmart

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    March 10th, 2010

  5. CatOnFire

    My state doesn’t have such a law yet to my knowledge but I wouldn’t be surprised in the least if Ohio became the first northern state to have one.

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    March 10th, 2010

  6. nkilo

    If ya think I’m sexy and you want my body, come on sugar let me know……

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    March 10th, 2010

  7. SCOTT

    I see your white gangsta hat and I raise you a worn out rebel flag hat and a rolled up wife beater

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    March 10th, 2010

  8. Theresa

    when will men learn that a wife beater isn’t a shirt but an under shirt?!

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    March 10th, 2010

  9. SCOTT

    is it hot in here or it just me?

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    March 10th, 2010

  10. steve

    who needs an ass with a belly like this.

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    March 10th, 2010

  11. jamie.in.atl

    Ahh, what we have here is the mating call of the middle aged redneck.

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    March 10th, 2010

  12. Maggie

    They look exactly like those people from Teen Mom on MTV. And yes, its lame that I know that.

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    March 10th, 2010

  13. Jennifer

    I think he might have just got that new wife beater there and put it on….it’s too clean & white…doesn’t match up with his dirty hat….

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    March 10th, 2010

  14. mary

    “I knew that was cousin Linda working the check out lane, hope I look ok, my take her to the Piggly Wiggly for some of them there fried ‘taters she likes and I heard they just got in some of that fancy wine in a box.”

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    March 10th, 2010

  15. SCOTT

    these plastic bubba teeth look just like mine, sweet!

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    March 10th, 2010

  16. Dick Tater

    You need to tell Jethro his meth lab (I mean trailer) is on fire again. He’ll lose his whole belly-shirt collection.

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    March 10th, 2010

  17. Kathy

    Hmmm… deodorant in his cart…. I didn’t know Degree came in an “engine grease and tobacky” scent.

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    March 10th, 2010

  18. The Travis

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    March 10th, 2010

  19. Terri

    “Hey, can someone scratch my belly?”

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    March 10th, 2010

  20. samdamting

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    March 10th, 2010

  21. Cracking Up!

    You might be a Redneck if . . . you’ve been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws!

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    March 10th, 2010

  22. Grandmasdrinking

    This Bubba is advertising that he’s been to prison. Look at the tramp stamp!

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    March 10th, 2010

  23. SCOTT

    thats not a tattoo, its oil he forgot to wipe off, but looks like a cool tattoo, knida.

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    March 10th, 2010

  24. Maria

    God, there’s something wrong with me… I kinda think he’s hot.

    Does liking hicks qualify as a fetish? If not… it should. It’s certainly sexually inappropriate, I mean, this guy would totally kill my gene pool and yet, he’s so…….. DAMN!

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    March 10th, 2010

  25. T-Bone

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    March 10th, 2010

  26. this dude put the “R” in red neck,,,,,,,, and check out the dude next to him,,,,he has on a wife beater tee also !!!!

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    March 10th, 2010

  27. Yeah Baby

    On the catwalk, on the catwalk, I shake my lil tush on the catwalk.

    I’m too sexy for my hat, whatcha think about that?

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    March 10th, 2010

  28. Marc

    This is the Kentucky version of “Runway Model”…all the rednecks lined up to show off their versions of the wife beater t-shirt…

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    March 10th, 2010

  29. Liz

    a gay redneck!

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    March 10th, 2010

  30. liz

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    March 10th, 2010

  31. Marc

    Its his anniversary, so he came to Wal-Mart to buy something special for his cousin…He bought her some of those edible undies that taste like grits & gravy…

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    March 10th, 2010

  32. lac-e

    Thats EASTERN KENTUCKY TO YOU PPL<

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    March 10th, 2010

  33. rod

    Well this just shows the mullet is still alive and kicking!

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    March 10th, 2010

  34. Marc

    The tattoo, the wifebeater t-shirt, the Rebel flag cap and the pony tail…that looks just screams Executive.

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    March 10th, 2010

  35. Marc

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    March 10th, 2010

  36. Steve

    He’s on his way home to hug his dog & kick his wife.

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    March 10th, 2010

  37. dragon

    10 bucks says his finger is in his belly button. And another 10 says he sniffs it afterwards.

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    March 10th, 2010

  38. Don

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    March 10th, 2010

  39. James

    Show off that thang dude. Hehe.

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    March 10th, 2010

  40. winston wolf

    i bet in his other hand he’s holding a beer

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    March 10th, 2010

  41. Todd

    Looks like he’s browsing the tabloid headlines while he waits. Now we know who reads those things.

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    March 10th, 2010

  42. Bill Brasky

    I dun told you womun, I’m tarred of eatin these greasy, slimy aygs!!! You listen here, you git in thar an cook me up some decent aygs ‘fore I whoop yer fat ass!!!!!

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    March 10th, 2010

  43. Looks more like a “husband-beater”, than “wife-beater” to me.

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    March 10th, 2010

  44. Wendy

    Honestly, I don’t think calling him a redneck would offend him….at all!

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    March 10th, 2010

  45. mtn_girl09

    The kid in front with his own wife beater and flat-brimmed hat wishes he looks that good in 20-30 years.

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    March 10th, 2010

  46. j

    Ya gotta lift up yer wife beater if you want pick at yer belly button lint!

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    March 10th, 2010

  47. GOTTCHA!

    Kyle Petty has had a couple of rough years, it’s beginning to show.

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    March 10th, 2010

  48. lovelydarkness333

    Airing out the beer gut. ugh….
    Lol at the caption!

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    March 10th, 2010

  49. Scott

    “All be damn, looken here like them aliens are maken them circles again. I knew I wasn’t to drunken that night in them feild with the goat.”

    Reading from the National Enquirer on the rack….

    Scott

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    March 10th, 2010

  50. robsgirl

    I have been waiting for wife beater belly shirts to come. The melding of two great inventions.

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    March 10th, 2010

  51. shwiddle

    He’s a sexy beast.

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    March 10th, 2010

  52. Maxine

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    March 10th, 2010

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    March 10th, 2010

  54. HandleBar Said It!

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    March 10th, 2010

  55. SEAN

    Must be wife beater day at this walmart

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    March 10th, 2010

  56. Jimbo Wilkins

    That there’s a critter we call the Kentucky Yellow Breasted Cock Wobbler.

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    March 10th, 2010

  57. Gossipgirl88

    Hey, don’t blame him! He’s clearly checking out the issue of Glamour with Katy Perry on the cover.

    Short shorts? Check!

    Midriff showing? Check!

    Symbolic tattoo? Check!

    Or maybe he is reading GQ and checking out Zac Efron’s abs….He has deoderant and a razor to go shave his chest hair later…

    Can’t a brother just bring some metrosexual style to Kentucky???

    :)

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    March 10th, 2010

  58. connie lingus

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    March 10th, 2010

  59. McGorn

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  60. Jason

    looks like he should be on the show ” Jersey Shore “

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    March 10th, 2010

  61. Son of Sam's Club

    The conveyer belt thing is squeelin like a pig. And kinda turning me on.

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    March 10th, 2010

  62. Betty

    This is yet another reason to pay people to get fixed!

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    March 10th, 2010

  63. What?

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    March 10th, 2010

  64. Dee

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    March 10th, 2010

  65. Spud

    My name is Joe Dirte, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.

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    March 10th, 2010

  66. Caitlin

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    March 10th, 2010

  67. met

    Hey. Lets not diss Kaintuck…

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    March 10th, 2010

  68. JUDY

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    March 10th, 2010

  69. JUDY

    redneck and clearly proud of it

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    March 10th, 2010

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    March 10th, 2010

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    March 10th, 2010

  72. darkly amused

    OMG!!! I thought that was my ex! LMAO!!!

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    March 10th, 2010

  73. jiggles

    You might be a redneck if you scream “ho down!” and your girlfriend hits the floor.

    - courtesy of Jeff Foxworthy

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    March 11th, 2010

  74. Me Too

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    March 11th, 2010

  75. five12anlonglegs

    You shur do got a purty mouf……..

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    March 11th, 2010

  76. SEAN

    wife beaters is kinda the national dress in redneck rural america places like appalachia most of the south and cholo inhabited areas of california and the southwest.kinda like how robes and turbans is national dress in the middle east

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    March 11th, 2010

  77. Amanda

    As a side note, anybody else notice how the perspective/cam angle makes it look like he’s holding hands with the guy in line in front of him?

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    March 11th, 2010

  78. Petro

    You got a purty mouth city boy!

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    March 12th, 2010

  79. FritoDorito

    Wow. At first I thought that was Kid “I fight at a Waffle House” Rock. Such a striking resemblance!

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    March 13th, 2010

  80. Amy

    Im from Ky myself and not all of us dress like the man in this pic…some of us actually let our ass cracks hang out too!! lmao

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    March 16th, 2010

  81. rox

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    March 19th, 2010

  82. that is wrong kentucky isnt like that all the time we go for people out of are kin folk.

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    April 26th, 2010

  83. Froggy

    You can’t legally marry relatives in Kentucky. They make you cross the border to Virginia for that.

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    May 7th, 2010

  84. boomachicaboom

    I was a little disheartened to see that most of my fellow Kentuckians leaving comments and attempting to defend our state can barely form a coherent sentence. Then I noticed that the people making fun of Kentucky are barely literate as well. It’s strange that I’m slightly comforted by the fact that the problem isn’t just with Kentucky, but rather with my entire generation.

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    July 26th, 2010

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