March 10th, 2010
Bonding Time
Tags: funny story, story
I was shopping with my girlfriend and had to piss. I go into the bathroom and start pissing in one of the urinals. A dude was in the stall next to me. He was shitting. Very loudly. While he shat, he laughed hysterically and yelled:
Dude: “You like that, Garret? AHAHAHA!!! You like it?!!!”
Kids voice: “Yeah, daddy! More!”
Dude: “Here it comes…”
*FAAART*
Kid: “HAHAHA!!! MORE!”
*SHIT PLOPPING IN WATER*
After I finished peeing, I backed up to see under the stall and saw the legs of a man sitting on the toilet and the feet of a child standing, facing the man. I guess it’s a game they play?
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Depending on the age of the kid, what was he supposed to do with him while he went into the bathroom and took care of his business? It would be more wrong, though less disgusting, to leave the kid running unsupervised through wal-mart.
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No I think abbayabnormal42 is the person being talked about … What is up with Henry??? are you the child???
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I have never posted a negative comment about the site content. I’ve never seen anything offensive on the site until this story. In my opinion it is too much. Even if there is nothing more to be read into it – the child is still being treated so inappropriately. I think for a grown man to be seated while taking a shit and have a little boy standing on his lap facing him is way too close for comfort… also when you take into account the dialog between man and child. I would have called security or something for this kind of behavior. It’s totally different that just Potty Humor.
You assume way too much about me after reading ONE post.
Because I care about the welfare of a child in a really SICK situation some of you call me names?
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Weird? Yes. Funny? Very. Sexual abuse? Hardly, at least not based on the info that we have here. As others have said, it was probably a very young child, too young to be left standing alone in the men’s room at Wal Mart, and Mom was probably at home. So Dad made the best of a crappy (pun intended) situation by making his little boy laugh.
Would I have done that? No way. But call the cops on him? Give me a break!
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You just really need to stop. It is funny to make jokes and poke fun at ppl for stupid they do or say, but now you are making generalizations that offend others. I have seen your other posts and I think you suffer from sexism and classism and have no none what so ever. Since I have manner and class I will ask that you please stop posting such vulgar and crass comments. Thank you, have a nice day
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I’m just saying, is it possible the father was a sicko? Maybe, but is it more likely he was doing what he though was best for the boy in helping him on the path out of diapers? Probably.
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Abbynormal 42: [quote]I’m sorry so many douchebags find my opinion more offensive than the article.[/quote]
Sticks and stones, Abby.
Not sure if you were including me in the “douchebags” comment, but for the record, I don’t find your opinion offensive. Just extremely presumptuous and rather amusing.
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Who shits at Walmart? People who don’t want to abandon a carefully filled cart of Pepsi, Froot Loops, Twinkies, frozen chicken nuggets, Fritos,country music cds and xxl t-shirts to go home and shit, that’s who!!
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And no, I am not a redneck. I don’t drink, I hate country western music, I hate sports, I always dress in such a manner that I’ll never end up on this site except as an example on how fat women SHOULD dress. I don’t have kids. My dog stays home when I’m shopping. I don’t buy a bunch of snack foods. I go for things like socks, underwear, various grooming supplies, hair color, etc. Because their prices and products are FAR SUPERIOR to Target.
That being said, I AM a person who takes a dump in public stalls at WalMart.
Having helped potty trained my niece – I have to agree with the assumption that dad here was trying to teach his son how to properly use the toilet in the only way a boy can learn. With gross potty humor.
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Seeing your child naked is inappropriate at any age? How do you suggest they get by for the first 2 years of their lives? We change them, bath them and teach them to potty.
Stupid. Don’t have kids, ok?
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Jami don’t be so touchy, I was talking about myself!
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I have my little boy stand right outside of the bathroom stall where I can see his toes are right under the door, and I talk to him about his favorite foods, toys, and shows to keep him entertained.
For an extra safety measure I also taught him my cellphone number in case he gets lost or separated from me. Not that it’s happened yet, but you never know.
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still, i can clearly remember seeing my parents naked, we even went to a nude beach as a family until i started developing and didn’t want to expose my body to the world anymore. and one word of that to my parents was enough that we went to a regular beach from that day on. and i have only the best memories of that time, i enjoyed it and i didn’t get harmed in any way through that.
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0.o uh-uh-uh……..yeah, I have nothing to say to that.
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Have you ever sought professional help for your obvious raging anger?
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I LOL’ed
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no, my dad was not circumcised but i don’t remember that detail from my youth but from the time i helped him when he was too ill to raise from bed. my husband isn’t circucised either if that is of any interest to you. i don’t know why that should make any difference though. so, one might have a little more or less skin on the end of their dick, but it is still a dick. now can we please, as a culture, move on? (quoted from xkcd, see link above).
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March 12th, 2010
err I am not going to say I totally doubt someone would bring their child into a public bathroom and do something inappropriate but there is some doubt in my mind that they were doing anything wrong, I think maybe it was just totally odd.
and thanks for putting the story so eloquently, sound like a typical walmart customer
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March 13th, 2010
@Carrie
How the fuck would I write that eloquently? A dude was shitting in front of his son. Should I have written ‘poopoo’ and ‘peepee?’ I was writing for a mature audience, not wittle babies. Quit bitching.
Btw, I had a few other insane things happen to me at WalMart and I planned on sharing them when I had the time, but the reactions of you cornballs changed my mind.
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March 13th, 2010
I’m wondering why Henry seems to be obsessing so much over circumcised penises. Just a concerned citizen or a troll? I think the latter.
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March 15th, 2010
Henry, these and other posts I have seen lead me to believe that you have far too much time on your hands. My advice to you is to shut down your computer, get a job and move out of your mother’s basement.
Thank you.
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Who said you were from Germany or Austria? I hadn’t been here since the 11th. I only post as Henry, I don’t need sockpuppets. Probably Luxembourg. As if that isn’t weirdo central. Got a lot of white slaving going on there, and with the Czech’s. You’d be lucky if you were from West Germany, you’d have some sense!
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March 19th, 2010
O_o
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March 20th, 2010
oh henry so much hate in such of tiny body!! because im sure u r small with inferior problems!! first there is nothing wrong with this website and if u hate it so much why are you here.. u’ve been reading every story that means that u spend a good time looking ate the pics and reading the stories, and i actually think that u r in one of tjose pictures or one of the stories is actually abiut you! and please cut the dirty mouth. this is a fun site !!!!
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March 22nd, 2010
When you gotta go ya gotta go
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March 28th, 2010
Oh my no….just…no…
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May 1st, 2010
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May 1st, 2010
Wow that’s hilarious
it made me laugh so hard! thanx for the great story!
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September 2nd, 2010
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