‘Bare’ Grylls



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Alright buddy, lose the jeans underneath the capri pants, grab a pair of flip flops and head to the beach. You earned it.

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  1. holly

    i thought all stores had a no shirt no shoes pollicy lol
    its ok if they dont more funny pics that way!! u know they even sell shoes at the dollar store now!

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    March 10th, 2010

  2. tarheelmm

    Shouldnt the jeans go over the jailhouse clothes?????

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    March 10th, 2010

  3. Liz

    Dad?

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    March 10th, 2010

  4. Angela

    Seriously! What the hell kind of training are these door greeters getting.

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    March 10th, 2010

  5. Stink Monkey

    No Shirt, No Shoes, No Class. No Service!

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    March 10th, 2010

  6. Chelle

    Wait, doesn’t Walmart have a shoes policy? And what’s with his big toe? Gross….

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    March 10th, 2010

  7. Ellen

    I gotta give him props — great job getting those shackles off!

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    March 10th, 2010

  8. mike

    somebody needs to fire the door greeter!!

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    March 10th, 2010

  9. Zippy

    I keep looking for that ankle bracelet that’s an accessory to the jailhouse orange pants. But why on earth would you wear them over a pair of jeans? Also, where’d did his shoes go? Isn’t there a law that says “no shirt, no shoes, no pets, no service?”

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    March 10th, 2010

  10. Aries

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    March 10th, 2010

  11. BoB

    What happened to “No Shirt No Shoes No Service”? Ah, WalMart, so lax.

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    March 10th, 2010

  12. Roby

    Do wearing jeans under capri’s make it less gay for a man?

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    March 10th, 2010

  13. Puzzler

    Hmm . . . I wonder if this stuff works on toe jam?

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    March 10th, 2010

  14. zander

    does Wal-Mart have a shoe policy? and what is with the toe?

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    March 10th, 2010

  15. evil elf

    Well if tomato juice work on animals when they get sprayed by skunks… V8 splash should help with him right???

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    March 10th, 2010

  16. Dennis89

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    March 10th, 2010

  17. WTF. V8 is on sale for only $1.98??

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    March 10th, 2010

  18. krissy

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    March 10th, 2010

  19. Jess

    its pretty bad when you cant even make it 2 (bare) feet into the store without getting your photo posted……

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    March 10th, 2010

  20. What?

    Is this what happens when you commit a fashion crime?

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    March 10th, 2010

  21. Jess

    … the orange capri pants keep him from falling into the Canadian Tuxedo category.

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    March 10th, 2010

  22. Leland Presley

    1. He looks like the ‘Unibomber’. 2. Do those pants come with a vagina? 3. No shirt, no shoes, no teeth…no prob…welcome to walmart!

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    March 10th, 2010

  23. Kate

    If someone isn’t going to throw him out then they should at least point him to the shampoo aisle – he looks like he stinks from 20 feet away.

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    March 10th, 2010

  24. Grandmasdrinking

    Please, don’t put that bottle back on the shelf. I wonder if this guy lives in a cave in the woods. A hermit with two pair of pants to keep his crabs warm.
    Did he leave his meth lab unattended? Has he reproduced? To many questions about this deranged creature. I hope that Washingtons’ kids are safely home. This picture is the creepiest I’ve seen so far.

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    March 10th, 2010

  25. bloodspatterpattern

    Kris Kristofferson still hasn’t gotten over Bobbie McGee

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    March 10th, 2010

  26. jaloco

    WTH? It’s cold enough for 2 pairs of pants and a denim jacket, but not for shoes?

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    March 10th, 2010

  27. Son of Sam's Club

    Dammit, I’m 6 cents short.

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    March 10th, 2010

  28. adam

    oh what a cute little basket

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    March 10th, 2010

  29. TNGIRL

    I didn’t know that V-8 Splash was used to make meth.

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    March 10th, 2010

  30. Beware the Stupid People

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    March 10th, 2010

  31. What?

    “No, sir. Orange bottles will not make your clothes more orange than they already are.”

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    March 10th, 2010

  32. Alaskan & Proud

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    March 10th, 2010

  33. fmyl

    all I can say is, “WTF?”

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    March 10th, 2010

  34. Sock Monkey

    My question is why would anyone think about walking in a wal-mart barefooted. That is just as gross as Britney and the gas station bathroom incident

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    March 10th, 2010

  35. houstoned

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    March 10th, 2010

  36. GOTTCHA!

    All the comments about what is not allowed in the store….

    At our Wal Marts (yes, more than 1), our door greeters are at least 100 years old, they look like Quazimoto or Willy the pimps stupid old ass and couldn’t open a Happy Meal box from McDonalds…..How would you expect these door greeters to enforce any rules at all?

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    March 10th, 2010

  37. Nancy

    Is that Kenny Loggins? “I’m alright, nobody worry ’bout me”

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    March 10th, 2010

  38. Dm

    Sweet this is my photo, Taken at my local Port Angeles, WA walmart. Port Angeles is way out on the west coast of WA, so I’m sure this dude lives in a van down by the river!!!

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    March 10th, 2010

  39. Bare Grylls

    As an escaped fugitive I think my first breakfast as a free man will be V8 juice and some Special K bars. Freedom never tasted so good!

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    March 10th, 2010

  40. Spud

    Kinda looks like Seann William Scott with a mullet. Maybe he’s preparing for his next role in “Dude, Where’s My Dignity?”

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    March 10th, 2010

  41. evillegenius

    Somebody call the cops ……….it looks like Charles Manson escaped! Check his forehead for tattoos

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    March 10th, 2010

  42. Chris D.

    hmm, i bet he dressed that fancy for the occasion.

    correction: health-code NOT EQUAL policy.
    while possibly gross (as per example), there is no health code in any state banning to enter a business/establishment with bare feet. To address OSHA, it concerns employees (not customers) requiring footwear in certain circumstances.
    Public places (post office, DMV etc) can not ban anyone without shoes.

    however: any private business/establishment can have a POLICY banning barefoot people. heck, they can ban you for wearing purple, any reason — thanks to a still free country.

    glad we cleared this up, now move along, nothing to see here.

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    March 10th, 2010

  43. I told him, ” The uncivilized masses at Walmart don’t have the style sense to appreciate Haute Coutoure,”
    But he insisted, ” all people are capable of good taste.”
    Judging by your comments, I feel completely vindicated.
    Classless heathens

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    March 10th, 2010

  44. JM

    Looks like he is late for his clown act at the circus. He had to stop and buy his makeup. (See the cosmetic basket in his hand.)

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    March 10th, 2010

  45. barefooted_in_iowa

    I shop barefoot at walmart all the time. Who cares? If you don’t want to “see other people’s feet”, you may as well campaign to ban flip flops, right?

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    March 10th, 2010

  46. MYSUBUTRIBE

    I’m sure that V8 juice is not going to fit in that little basket…

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    March 10th, 2010

  47. ButtButt

    I’m old….he’s cute.

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    March 10th, 2010

  48. JUDY

    his hair is dirty, pants dirty, no shoes…he may be homeless, so not that funny

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    March 10th, 2010

  49. Facepalm to PoWM

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    March 10th, 2010

  50. Forger

    Come on people the guy has bare feet…. so what?

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    March 10th, 2010

  51. Ben Ward

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    March 11th, 2010

  52. Leslie

    I’m trying to figure out what is so funny about someone who is either homeless or mentally ill? Sad that someone thought to take his picture to offer up for ridicule, but didn’t offer to buy the guy a pair of shoes and a decent meal.

    Wow. . . just wow.

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    March 11th, 2010

  53. barefooted_in_iowa

    I don’t understand why everyone is saying that he is homeless or mentally ill. These are not prerequisites for people who prefer to go barefoot. Look at for 1 example http://www.barefooters.org. an entire organization of people who prefer to go barefoot.

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    March 11th, 2010

  54. Whether you like his pants or not is a matter of opinion, but it is a matter of fact that there are NO health department rules against going barefoot in stores, and also a matter of fact that Walmart has NO corporate policy against bare feet in their stores.

    For proof of the first you can check http://www.barefooters.org/health-dept and check the various state letters showing that those signs that many stores post ’shoes required by the Health Department’ are false. For the second, unfortunately I have no link since this was posted on a mailing list rather than the web, but here’s the quote: “They won’t give us anything in writing, but tell the manager you spoke to Mrs. Roberts at corporate. She told me in no uncertain terms that there is NO “shoes required” policy for Wal-Mart.”

    Yes, managers can set their own policies for their local store but all those who claim this is either a law or a chain-wide policy are wrong.

    Oh, and as for dirt, our skin is made to keep pathogens out & feet are easily washable, as long as you don’t prop your feet up on the table you won’t catch anything from going barefoot. Also germs don’t jump off bare feet onto the products any more than off the soles of shoes or off the exposed skin in a flipflop. And foot fungus is rare among those who go barefoot regularly; it is called athlete’s foot for good reason, it spreads in damp places like locker rooms, where people go barefoot only briefly before putting on closed shoes again. The fungus needs that dark, damp and warm place to grow, step in it barefoot and remain barefoot all day and it won’t take hold.

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    March 11th, 2010

  55. Bamadoctj

    He’s not homeless, he’s trustee #253412.

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    March 11th, 2010

  56. Gail Fidgette

    What’s Kenny Loggins doing in Walmart???

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    March 11th, 2010

  57. TNGIRL

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    March 11th, 2010

  58. Tngirl, I know quite a bit about parasites.

    Hookworms were very prevalent in the Southeast before the 1930’s. Even there they are rare since modern plumbing has replaced the outhouses, and they never were much of a problem in cooler and drier climates. Also, the worm doesn’t move very fast, they don’t creep around far from where the feces, and then you have to stand around for a while in a place where someone has defecated, if you just step on it briefly it won’t be able to penetrate the skin. No matter how dirty some of the Walmart customers may be, I doubt the isles are a serious risk for picking up hookworm infection.

    Other worms that penetrate the skin are even less likely to be found at a Walmart or in the US at all -strongyloides are even more of a tropical/subtropical parasite although they may occur in the Southern states occasionally, and schistomes are found only in parts of South America and the Caribbean, Africa, and the Middle East, and even there the larvae spread only in water, not on dry ground.

    Last of all, just in case I do somehow pick up some worm in a particularly dirty campground while on vacation in a place where it is still common, don’t worry, I can pay for my own deworming. I have a fine job (yes, barefoot :) ) and full health insurance. But thank you for your concern.

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    March 11th, 2010

  59. Kitty Lover

    One of the truly weirder ones I’ve seen here.
    There have been gaudier getups by far, but when I try to put my head into the space of putting on those jail pants over a pair of jeans,….it truly boggles the mind. Where’s my thorazine?

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    March 11th, 2010

  60. Nathanial_of_Ark

    It that floor carpeted? OUTSIDE of the clothing section. I’ve never seen that before.

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    March 11th, 2010

  61. SEAN

    at least the rest of him is covered

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    March 11th, 2010

  62. Guinastasia

    I have athlete’s foot right now and I don’t even go barefoot around my house. And yes, there are definitely health risks — ever had plantar warts? It took me almost a year to get rid of those things. They’re nasty and they HURT. (I caught them from the shower at the local pool)

    As for his big toe, it looks like he’s wearing a bandage.

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    March 11th, 2010

  63. Guinastasia, athlete’s foot is caught easier by going barefoot only briefly in locker rooms than by going barefoot elsewhere. It’s a fungus, it needs a warm, damp place to spread and grow. In an isle at the store or on a sidewalk, the spores will dry up and die very quickly even if someone who had athlete’s foot walked there. You would have to walk right behind that person to pick up the spores (airline security lines are a place of risk with dozens of people who just took off their shoes walking barefoot in line). On a locker room, bathroom or a poolside floor the spores can stay alive for a bit longer and are thus picked up by others.
    And then, even if you picked up the spores, you’d have to put your foot back into a shoe for it to take hold (preferably a closed shoe, and even better if you play sports so you sweat and make it even warmer and damper in there). On the skin of a bare foot, exposed to sunlight and fresh air, it is unlikely the spores will be able to catch hold and grow even if you did get some on you.

    Warts are a virus but are also more likely to infect you when you have soft, vulnerable skin than when you’re often barefoot. I picked up a plantar wart almost immediately in the college dormitory, when I still wore footwear full-time, yet I haven’t caught a single one in the 14 years of going barefoot. You’re describing typical problems from shoe-wearers who have to protect their feet *all* the time or immediately pick something up when they put their soft, vulnerable soles on the floor for only a moment, trying to convince people going barefoot as a regular thing is a health risk! :-)

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    March 12th, 2010

  64. marissa

    I like the cosmetic basket, this dude needs a cart!

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    March 12th, 2010

  65. Calie

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    March 13th, 2010

  66. Brandon P.

    He has pants on his pants.

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    March 13th, 2010

  67. Alaskan & Proud

    @ Facepalm to POWM
    That is exactly why I live in Alaska; no hobos and no schizos wandering the street.

    @ All the barefoot lovers:
    Again, this is why I live in Alaska. Try that where I live and you’d lose your toes.

    :)

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    March 13th, 2010

  68. jojo

    is that billy bob thorton?

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    March 14th, 2010

  69. Ta'Wanna Brawley

    Ok, Your buying V-8 splash… Im sure if you walk up that display wall, there is an “UNBEATABLE price on some flip flops or something.. LOL.

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    March 17th, 2010

  70. Elizabeth

    I think maybe people’s view of other people are too hard. This could possibly be a homeless person who came upon a little money- have you ever thought of that?

    Think about it.

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    March 22nd, 2010

  71. Autumn

    Is it just me or does this guy look like Charles Manson escaped from prison

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    March 24th, 2010

  72. Mary

    OMG I think thats my Nabor!!! Also that is the Port Angeles, Washington Wal-mart store. LMAO!!

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    April 2nd, 2010

  73. Mitch

    His pants match the bottles.

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    April 6th, 2010

  74. nicolas

    omg ive been to that walmart is it the one on south hill?

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    April 12th, 2010

  75. If I had a buck for every time I came here.. Incredible post!

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    May 29th, 2010

  76. Burton

    Gary Cole?

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    June 22nd, 2010

  77. Desdamona

    I think I know this guy! Jail,ankle bracelets,etc. really do apply here.I kid you not!

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    June 24th, 2010

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