No Sex In The Champagne Room



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She said she was gonna f*** for a buck, do something strange for a little piece of change, and I know we’re gonna make her holla for a dolla.

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  1. Your mom

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    March 10th, 2010

  2. anzasummer

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    March 10th, 2010

  3. Bingy

    I wouldnt have sex with that in any room…

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    March 10th, 2010

  4. Mase

    I can smell the cheap vanilla perfume and shame from here.

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    March 10th, 2010

  5. god

    i dont know whats dumber…the caption of the photo…of the photo itself

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    March 10th, 2010

  6. Toph

    It gets a little hot in the Champagne Room. Good thing her clothes are well ventilated.

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    March 10th, 2010

  7. anzasummer

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    March 10th, 2010

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    March 10th, 2010

  9. RaeRae

    Mom?

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    March 10th, 2010

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    March 10th, 2010

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    March 10th, 2010

  12. scootsMckenzie

    Fishermen! Check your nets, I think we just caught a Large Wal-Eyed Pink Tuna.

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    March 10th, 2010

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    March 10th, 2010

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    March 10th, 2010

  15. jamie.in.atl

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    March 10th, 2010

  16. this.is.lame

    this is stupid. shes fully clothed, so what if shes plump…not all girls are born anorexic

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    March 10th, 2010

  17. Jessica

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    March 10th, 2010

  18. Tim

    she forgot to pick up some fashion sense on aisle 3.

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    March 10th, 2010

  19. Jaysean24

    The caption say we’re gonna make her holla for a dolla, there is no we in this man you go right ahead!

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    March 10th, 2010

  20. Bordann

    Well rabbit, tricks like this are Not for kids…

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    March 10th, 2010

  21. Burro

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    March 10th, 2010

  22. Ditka

    Wow. these captions are REALLY LAME. I swear someone new has been writing them the last few months.
    Site started out great…then down the crapper slowly ever since then BOOM fee-fall since the “new” site appeared. Come on! Clean it up a little guys. Sheesh…

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    March 10th, 2010

  23. T-Bugz

    I wouldn’t quite call that “fully clothed” but sure. lol

    ladies, leggings are not pants. And leggings with a plethora of holes are a whole other issue!

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    March 10th, 2010

  24. Joshua Beach-Calvin

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    March 10th, 2010

  25. Rich P

    She was trying to make sure she could be seen in a heavy fog.

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    March 10th, 2010

  26. OK, I’m a first-time visitor from Cleveland, OH. I’ve heard about this site, but never made it over…until now. I LOVE it. And my thanks for Reforming Geek, for referring your site on her blog and reminding me to stop by.

    Now, regarding this picture, my guess is that this is what’s normally on the other end of a glory hole.

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    March 10th, 2010

  27. Melissa

    She looks like one huge bale of Hubba Bubba Bubblegum.

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    March 10th, 2010

  28. Tawny

    She’s off to the juniors section for more of those fantastic tights that fit SO well!

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    March 10th, 2010

  29. Barry

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    March 10th, 2010

  30. polarbearmike

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    March 10th, 2010

  31. nuttin wrong here with this picture,,,,,,,,,,

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    March 10th, 2010

  32. Rude_as_Right

    Lemons eating dragon fruit….with dire consequences.

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    March 10th, 2010

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    March 10th, 2010

  34. alan

    it’s like the 80s exploded in a mass of cellulite

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    March 10th, 2010

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    March 10th, 2010

  36. LV1010

    Well if I had had just gotten off work at The Pony and Wal-Mart was right next door, I wouldn’t have gone home to change first either!

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    March 10th, 2010

  37. JUDY

    she doesn’t look that bad…she’s covered, no exposed rolls of fat, no inappropriate tatoos, no mullet…

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    March 10th, 2010

  38. TMann

    She ain’t from around here or she’d be wearing orange!!

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    March 10th, 2010

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    March 10th, 2010

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    March 10th, 2010

  41. HI MOM YOU LOOK GREATTTTT

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    March 10th, 2010

  42. Wow What A Package! She would make a great Hooters girl. Nice & Plump just the way I like a REAL WOMEN!!

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    March 10th, 2010

  43. Ali

    What’s with the stupid captions lately?? And this pic really isn’t that great to make fun of… she’s fully clothed, no bulging fat rolls, no really horrible make up…. nothing really to see on this one but a large girl wearing pink and yellow.

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    March 10th, 2010

  44. CINDYW

    “Gotta remember the Moth balls, I think moths like bright colors?”

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    March 10th, 2010

  45. brain

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    March 10th, 2010

  46. gar

    Holla for a dolla? Nope, not what she said…. said she’d swalla for a dolla

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    March 10th, 2010

  47. Son of Sam's Club

    Celebrating the 16th aniversery of her sweet 16 birthday

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    March 10th, 2010

  48. TNGIRL

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    March 11th, 2010

  49. RJ

    Her sex appeal is melting holes in her clothes!

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    March 11th, 2010

  50. Pantherman

    I really see nothing majorly wrong here.

    The only thing that bothers me about this picture is her choice of colors, good god on the gravy train that hurts my eyes!!!

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    March 11th, 2010

  51. This sight is getting vulgar!!..you need to clean it up!!!!!.I thought it was for laughs, not this( nasty crap) on here lately.

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    March 11th, 2010

  52. Disgusting vulgar captions here lately.

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    March 11th, 2010

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    March 11th, 2010

  55. Grandmasdrinking

    There is nothing wrong with this picture. The caption is too vulgar even for this site.

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    March 11th, 2010

  56. zander

    i would ask her out like right now !!! fricken hot man !!! she looks very very sexy …….. boner

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    March 11th, 2010

  57. JimD

    I’d still pound it !

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    March 11th, 2010

  58. unicorn Madness

    I mean… She’s dressed kinda funny, but not funny enough to be one this site. She’s not morbidly obese or anything. Plus, they still haven’t put up the one that I took of the guy in the kilt with the bagpipe. Which is bullcrap.

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    March 11th, 2010

  59. chlordane

    I’d hit it….with a can of tuna and splash of hot sauce.

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    March 11th, 2010

  60. qb360

    Rotten caption. She’s a whore just because she dresses in pink and yellow? Because it’s tight? I draw the line at calling a woman a prostitute simply for her color choices. This one’s just wrong.

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    March 11th, 2010

  61. Dael

    I agree, weak caption…….cant think of anything better than that? Plus, starting to sound just a bit racial in some of these lately. Anyone else ever notice that? “Willy” has to be a pimp and this lady has to be a ho??
    Messed up……..

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    March 11th, 2010

  62. Stink Monkey

    I love the whale net sweater.

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    March 11th, 2010

  63. Candi

    No, Dael, they’re making fun of two people dressing like giant stereotypes.

    Racism is calling somebody a pimp or a ho based on solely their skin color.

    Willy dresses like a pimp and this lady dresses like a ho.

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    March 11th, 2010

  64. bobby

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    March 11th, 2010

  65. Q

    Looks like she hit the discount rack in the Miley Cyrus section of the store on a previous trip…

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    March 11th, 2010

  66. Amy

    It’s LULA from the Janet Evanovich books! :-)

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    March 11th, 2010

  67. SEAN

    ive seen worse

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    March 11th, 2010

  68. Handle Bar Said It!

    Make her holla for a dolla? Man I would not want to make her holla with a STOLEN dolla!!!

    Ya know?

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    March 12th, 2010

  69. CC

    LMAO
    What’s really messed up is that I JUST saw this woman in Wal-Mart the other night…I’d remember that ridiculous outfit from anywhere! lol

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    March 12th, 2010

  70. Bobby,you are so disgusting.I wish one of the nastiest,grosses ,smelliest persons thats been on this sight would grab you from behind and give your d..k a big stinky slurrrrrpy kiss.You know ! those that you swear you can smell through the computer.I bet you would enjoy it.

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    March 15th, 2010

  71. PicTaker

    I took this picture. Not because she looked like a ho, but because I thought it was amusing that she looked like a pack of highlighters. I agree that the caption is filthy!! This site has become vulgar.

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    March 15th, 2010

  72. Autumn

    Bobby is the only one who gets it, the caption on this pic is from “Friday after next” one of the funniest damn movies ever made.
    “You can lead a ho to water, but you can’t make em think, ya feel me playa?”

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    March 19th, 2010

  73. Autumn

    Bobby is the only one who gets it, the caption is from the movie “Friday After Next” one of the funniest damn movies ever made.
    “You can lead a ho to water, but you cant make em think, ya feel me playa?”

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    March 19th, 2010

  74. Sweet and Twisted

    Looks like the Pussy Wagon!

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    April 28th, 2010

  75. Jim Jones

    send her over this way, i would love to see how far she’d take it…

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    May 8th, 2010

  76. Wendy

    Actually I think she looks decently dressed, it’s just some of you pissheads need to get a life! LOL

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    May 19th, 2010

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