Mohawk & Frohawk



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I’m going to have to give the edge here to Shamus O’Toole because of the sweet Abe Lincoln chinstrap, but that’s just me.

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  1. Alissa

    That’s Crispin from The Veer Union!!!

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    March 10th, 2010

  2. Jamie

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    March 10th, 2010

  3. Aw, but the brohawk on the left is so aerodynamic!

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    March 10th, 2010

  4. alan

    I want to party with the bearded guy. He looks like one of those people you go to a party with only to wake up the next morning in a power rangers outfit with a midget next to you.

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    March 10th, 2010

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    March 10th, 2010

  6. reckless

    The guy on the left is Crispin from Veer Union

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    March 10th, 2010

  7. Tsaxmatthew

    “We are SPARTA”

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    March 10th, 2010

  8. jones

    the one on the right has some serious razor burn going on.

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    March 10th, 2010

  9. Shannon Harper

    I would not expect hair like that to be growing up there…

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    March 10th, 2010

  10. Kim

    awesome, love to see the hawks rocked :)

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    March 10th, 2010

  11. Pugged

    Muskrat, the Mohawk Indians DID have mohawks. Read up about them, they were some bad azz people and their mohawks didn’t look so dumb.

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    March 10th, 2010

  12. Barry

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    March 10th, 2010

  13. jamie.in.atl

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    March 10th, 2010

  14. Mispeld

    Barry that was the DI in full metal jacket not Officer and a Gentalman

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    March 10th, 2010

  15. chlordane

    dude, that sh*t is awesome.

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    March 10th, 2010

  16. LoliconKittyGirl

    Wow… How the hell…does the black guy got a better mohawk then the white dude?

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    March 10th, 2010

  17. Molli

    The one on the left isn’t so bad. It’s less chia pet like than ginger boy

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    March 10th, 2010

  18. brain

    Mohawks should be the official hair do of the USA. I do have to say though, the McMohawk wins

    on a side note:ummm hey barry, the quote you attribute to lou gossett, was actually dropped by Gunnery Sergeant R Lee Ermie USMC. He played a drill instructor in the movie Full Metal Jacket, which is where the quote(the horribly butchered quote I might add) came from.

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    March 10th, 2010

  19. Greg Owens

    Not the last of the mohican fools

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    March 10th, 2010

  20. The flamboyant male Wal-creatures display their Mohawk crests in search of the elusive tramp-stamped, hoochie mamas. The more provincial mullett wearers tend to seek out fuller-figured females found in camoflauge spandex. The mating dances for both species tend to revolve around and in and out of the sporting goods sections in the stores.

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    March 10th, 2010

  21. Paul

    With that red beard I’m kind of picturing Dale Earnhardt, Jr. with a Mohawk.

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    March 10th, 2010

  22. bzzzz

    Looks like Toyota makes Flowbees too!!!

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    March 10th, 2010

  23. Christine

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    March 10th, 2010

  24. babs

    Brothers, with other mothers.

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    March 10th, 2010

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    March 10th, 2010

  26. Miss Anthrope

    I’ll admit the brillo pad mohawk on the right is pretty bad, but the guy on the left would be hot no matter what his hair looked like!

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    March 10th, 2010

  27. Deron Reid

    the dude on the left has Shamus beat. he puts way more time into it. which in turn is sad on its on level.

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    March 10th, 2010

  28. gar

    Mohawk? Why a Mohawk? Lots of time to take care of and…..Oh yeah PoWM…never mind.

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    March 10th, 2010

  29. Anna Rexia

    I’m with Deron Reid on this one.
    Black dude (Crispin from Veer Union):
    rocks the ‘hawk
    clean cut
    looks like he takes pride in how he looks
    McShameful:
    razor burn
    that ain’t a mohawk, it’s a fucking rat’s nest

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    March 10th, 2010

  30. Son of Sam's Club

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    March 10th, 2010

  31. lovelydarkness333

    Thanks for this! haha I LOVE frohawks! That first one looks like it’s gonna cut somebody.

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    March 10th, 2010

  32. T-Bone

    “When Amish Kids Go Bad” Tuesday Night, 9 p.m. on FOX.

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    March 10th, 2010

  33. Injun Trouble

    Pretty cool. They look like black and white chess pieces…

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    March 10th, 2010

  34. lipstick_traces

    k, I wanna to party w/ the guy on the right & sit on the face of the guy on the left *muah*

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    March 10th, 2010

  35. bip0larbear

    That is some serious dedication.

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    March 10th, 2010

  36. Johnny

    Wonder Twin Powers Activate!! Form of a couple of Idiots.

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    March 10th, 2010

  37. Doomathon

    On the right is a guy with a Mohawk haircut. The dude on the left is a Fucking SLEESTAK!

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    March 10th, 2010

  38. After Dark

    They guy on the left use better products. Dude on the right needs to get it together.

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    March 10th, 2010

  39. LCG

    Not all Mohawks are created equal!!!

    Mohawk on the left has talent!!http://popup.lala.com/popup/432627045464147649

    Mohawk on right just has diaper rash of the head! OR is that ringworm?

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    March 10th, 2010

  40. Troy

    I thought black guys were supposed to have afro’s, not white dude. Crispin Earl’s shit is tight though.

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    March 10th, 2010

  41. I am lost…WHERE IS SPARTA?????????????

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    March 10th, 2010

  42. TNGIRL

    If you hung the guy on the right upside down, his head kinda looks like a testicle with ears.

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    March 11th, 2010

  43. dragon

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    March 11th, 2010

  44. rufustfirefly

    A version of the “steers and queers” line was used by Gossett in An Officer and a Gentlemen; it’s Oklahoma in Officer. . . It’s Texas in Full Metal Jacket.

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    March 11th, 2010

  45. Handlebar Said It

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    March 11th, 2010

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    March 11th, 2010

  47. RJ

    Brotha’s from a different Motha!!!

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    March 11th, 2010

  48. finlay macintyre

    HOT!

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    March 11th, 2010

  49. Monglorp

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    March 11th, 2010

  50. VIPTPA

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    March 11th, 2010

  51. Grandmasdrinking

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    March 11th, 2010

  52. Veronica

    Monglorp…actually the guy on the right is employeed. I know him…lives in my old neighborhood and I used to go to school with him. He has always been a bit of a weirdo!

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    March 11th, 2010

  53. YoPappa

    somewhere there are TWO hairstylists laughing there a$$es off

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    March 11th, 2010

  54. Martin Luther said.. The hair is the richest ornament of women.
    but not only women anymore :)

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    March 11th, 2010

  55. Todd

    Maybe they are applying for jobs at Wally. Under “special talents” they could write, “I can sweep the floor with my head.”

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    March 11th, 2010

  56. Crysti

    The guy on the left is indeed Crispin from The Veer Union…picture to prove it… http://www.theveerunion.com/images/crispin.jpg

    so cool though the person who took the picture didn’t even know it.

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    March 11th, 2010

  57. teenameena

    Ya know what? I’m actually fine with this.
    Someone’s gotta do it, and at least these guys look cool. Especially the brother. He’s not the first Afrohawk I’ve seen, but he’s certainly the cutest.
    Anyway, if I had to live in Texas, I’d do something extreme too…just to f*** with Texans.

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    March 11th, 2010

  58. Donna

    Sigh. If ye’re going to give the guy on the right an Irish name, at least spell it right. . .

    It’s Séamus, come on people!!

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    March 11th, 2010

  59. Syreeta

    The one on the left is Crispin Earl from the Veer Union. I went to high school with him and Eric in Port Alberni at ADSS. I think they were only a grade higher, it might of been two, I can’t remember and I don’t feel like pulling out my yearbooks.

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    March 11th, 2010

  60. VnF

    umm…that’s a Bro-Hawk

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    March 11th, 2010

  61. michele

    Shouldn’t his name be “Shameless Tool” rather than Shamus O’Toole?

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    March 11th, 2010

  62. Zing!

    The one on the left is f’ing awesome. I envy that hawk. The one on the right I already have, but you can’t see it cuz it’s hidden by my butt cheeks.

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    March 11th, 2010

  63. liketofuk

    i want to bang on that

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    March 11th, 2010

  64. Up North

    I give the edge to DeShawn, as his can double as an implement for the vacuum cleaner.

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    March 11th, 2010

  65. TexasGirl

    I went to high school and church with the guy on the right…and he dated my best friend for awhile….yeah.

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    March 11th, 2010

  66. SEAN

    they should form a mohawk club

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    March 11th, 2010

  67. Catherine

    That’s totally the singer from the Veer Union, who are totally amazing by the way

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    March 11th, 2010

  68. Marc

    OK, who forgot to chlorinate the gene pool…

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    March 11th, 2010

  69. Marc

    And they wonder why they never get past that initial job interview…

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    March 11th, 2010

  70. Amanda

    Perhaps I have a serious problem, but I LOVE the guy on the right. LOVE.

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    March 12th, 2010

  71. Mara Bentley

    So both of these guys are awesome. I fully cosign any freakin body who goes for a full hawk. The best part though, is the race reversal on the fro and the mo. The dude on the left has the trifecta Ginger/jew/fro hawk which is absolutely unheard of. Scientists have been looking for that for the last thousand years. They started thinking that shit was a metaphor, like in Davinci code.

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    March 12th, 2010

  72. dmc

    The vere union the best mohawk ever!!!

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    March 12th, 2010

  73. Shadopilot

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    March 12th, 2010

  74. Hugh Janus

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    March 13th, 2010

  75. Shawnna Lynn

    my sister took this pic we were in a Dallas walmart near the airport. If it was this dude Crispin from veer union he never said he was famous or anything. We asked for permission to take his pic he was with some girl, but it was just the 2 of them.

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    March 13th, 2010

  76. random

    i thought that was the singer for veer union!!

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    March 14th, 2010

  77. Shannon

    frohawk guy is hot. Id do him I actually love it!

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    March 14th, 2010

  78. tate

    I don’t know, I’m backing the centurion up there instead; pretty fancy!

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    March 14th, 2010

  79. dalette

    The guy on the right “frohawk” is actually a wonderful guy, He is married and is also employed. I love him with all of my heart!

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    March 14th, 2010

  80. Kia

    the dude on the left is Crispin from Veer Union…this dude is awesome

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    March 14th, 2010

  81. MB

    I am about 90% sure I went to high school with the guy on the right. If it is who I think it is, he was pretty weird in high school. So glad to see he’s grown up in the 20 years since he graduated! (note the sarcasm).

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    March 16th, 2010

  82. earlymusicus

    Hard to tell the guy on left from the brooms in the background!

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    March 17th, 2010

  83. earlymusicus

    And the manufacturers of Swiffer thought they had something! These guys could clean in the corners!

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    March 17th, 2010

  84. Dorian

    Eeeeekkkkk!!!!! Two new species of cockatoos!!!!!!!!!!!

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    March 17th, 2010

  85. kara

    omg that is one awesome ginger 0.o

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    March 17th, 2010

  86. Keri

    Frohawk Dude’s name would actually be spelled Seamus. Nothing funny to add, just clarification. However, LOVE this website. Always makes me feel better!

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    March 17th, 2010

  87. BreedHater

    The guy on the left looks freakin’ cool. The guy on the right just looks desperate for attention.

    For the record, I’ve got a 6″ mohawk AND and steady job. (Not to metion a girlfriend.)

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    March 20th, 2010

  88. Ellie

    BEST. CAPTION. EVER. ROFLMAO!

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    March 21st, 2010

  89. Neko-chan4

    Sweet. The black mohawk looks EXACTLY like the crest on a Roman soldiers’ helmet! Wonder if they captured him looking at Trojans in the toiletries section?

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    March 24th, 2010

  90. Name

    Oh shit..I could swear I’ve seen the guy on the left before! I think it was on..LA Ink of something..he got tattoos of his adopted parents on his arms! :O

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    April 2nd, 2010

  91. Hm

    Seamus. Not shamus.

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    April 4th, 2010

  92. Kaytee

    That black guy was on LA Ink ha

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    April 5th, 2010

  93. Jodi

    Crispin from The Veer Union.. awesome :)

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    April 9th, 2010

  94. Dixie

    THE GUY ON THE RIGHT IS MY BOYFRIENDS BROTHER IN LAW HE IS SO FUNNY!!!!

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    April 12th, 2010

  95. Ariel

    yeah, the chick he is with is his girlfriend. i follow her on twitter, and have met them both in RL. she’s probably the sweetest girl ever and he’s the nicest guy too. she was on LA ink with him but just in the background.

    they live somewhere in dallas but i dont know where.
    btw:
    HIS MOHAWK IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    April 13th, 2010

  96. Freekshow

    psshah whatever.. hawks and stuff. show me the same dedication, time and effort into liberty spikes then well have something lol

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    April 15th, 2010

  97. Jeremy

    Just imagine if these were combined, a brofrohawk.

    *sorry, I’m not that good at combining names*

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    April 28th, 2010

  98. Kathrine

    I love how the left guys hair matches the broom in the background

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    May 8th, 2010

  99. The guy on the left looks best!

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    May 18th, 2010

  100. TAMIKO

    Can you guess which one keeps a carburetor in the bathtub?

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    June 9th, 2010

  101. megan aka kittie

    YAY FOR MOWHAWKS! 8D

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    June 16th, 2010

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