Crack Is Whack



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You may trust God, but please also trust me. That’s not the proper way to “sag” your pants, I don’t care what those gangsters down the street tell you.

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  1. Chubs

    Crack Kills! ewww.

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    March 13th, 2010

  2. Ker

    Makes me wanna stick a pencil in there

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    March 13th, 2010

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    March 13th, 2010

  4. Krissy

    HE’S SAGGING… I’M GAGGING!

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    March 13th, 2010

  5. SEFFY

    Makes ME want to stick caulk in there!

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    March 13th, 2010

  6. Jenny

    Whoa! I literally jumped when I saw that.

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    March 13th, 2010

  7. Harleyknut

    The picture of that crack must weigh 5 pounds. Great God Gurtie what a gash.

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    March 13th, 2010

  8. Joseph

    From what I have heard, the whole sagging thing originated from prison where it was an offer of ‘payment’ for protection. Payment being a nice warm cozy place to make a deposit.

    I don’t know from experience, I heard it from someone that worked in the correctional system.

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    March 13th, 2010

  9. DLT

    the song ‘Pants on the Ground’ comes to mind when I look at this picture.

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    March 13th, 2010

  10. tj

    oh my God, laugh my fat ass off, what the fuck, yikes i’ve gone blind…

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    March 13th, 2010

  11. babs

    I can smell it from here.

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    March 13th, 2010

  12. Lisa

    “Pants on the ground, pants on the ground; lookin’ like a FOOL with your pants on the ground!”

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    March 13th, 2010

  13. Lexi

    I thought the purpose of pants was to cover that! Please. Buy a belt.

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    March 13th, 2010

  14. katie

    “pants on the ground, pants on the ground,lookin like a foo wit’cha pants on the ground!”

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    March 13th, 2010

  15. Uhhh ewww

    Why is it so hard for him to PULL his pants up! No one wants to see his black ass!!!

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    March 13th, 2010

  16. amy

    anyone got a quarter?

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    March 13th, 2010

  17. Krissy

    ERROR Please swipe card again.

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    March 13th, 2010

  18. Cynical

    BARF!!!! Can someone over there PUHLEEZE tell him he looks nasty!!

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    March 13th, 2010

  19. EWW! OMG CRACK IS WHACK! DISGUSTING!!!!

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    March 13th, 2010

  20. “I don’t wanna see your tighty whities. Please pull your pants up, please pull your pants up”

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    March 13th, 2010

  21. lolololololol

    Those pants are turning to burn themselves off

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    March 13th, 2010

  22. Piglips

    Jezuz Joseph and Mary! That is one disgusting ass. What the hell is wrong with people??!!!! Someone should have stuffed marshmellows in that filthy rancid crack.

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    March 13th, 2010

  23. heybob

    1 pair of pants 2 pairs of panties and you still showing your ass !! Get a LIFE !!

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    March 13th, 2010

  24. slim jim

    Mom yells at Little Jimmy don’t put your change in THERE !!!!

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    March 13th, 2010

  25. Denisa

    @KRISSY you are sooo right on!! I too am GAGGIN from the SAGGIN…PLEASE for HEAVENS SAKE cover that mess up!! UUGGHH…..DISGUSTING

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    March 13th, 2010

  26. slim jim

    Mom yells at Little Jimmy don’t put your change in THERE !!!! You don’t THAT candy bar !!!

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    March 13th, 2010

  27. meteetsee

    the only thing that comes to mind is MILK DUDS…those cheeks look exactly like lumpy milk duds

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    March 13th, 2010

  28. granny sue

    Lost his butt playing the “Claw” machine?

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    March 13th, 2010

  29. Alegna

    This is not looking proportionate. Come on, he’s looking to be on POW. Look at the jacket, it’s hiked up. Most guys who sag wear long t-shirts.

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    March 13th, 2010

  30. lovelydarkness333

    The way the jacket is pulled up I’m sure the airing out of that crack is intentional. UGH..

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    March 13th, 2010

  31. Unicorn Madness

    Part of me wants to pants this guy the rest of the way… the other part wants to follow him around singing “Bad Moon Rising” by CCR.

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    March 13th, 2010

  32. a

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    March 13th, 2010

  33. oneijack

    He’s just showing off the goods for his future cell mates.

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    March 13th, 2010

  34. Sparky

    Didn’t this low riders “crap” start with the beotchs in prison advertizing their a$$?

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    March 13th, 2010

  35. K

    Not all crack is addictive!

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    March 13th, 2010

  36. assbag

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    March 13th, 2010

  37. Spyce

    That’s just plain NAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSTY!

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    March 13th, 2010

  38. Shnu Shnu

    Someones got some serious HB(high butt).

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    March 13th, 2010

  39. DKS

    i wanna pour something sticky down his butt

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    March 13th, 2010

  40. Joseph

    The sagging was a way to offer services for protection. I’ll let you figure out what those services were. Not that I know from experience, but I was told by someone that worked in the correctional field.

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    March 13th, 2010

  41. Nauseous in Toronto

    Somehow his body proportions are off. Isn’t his bum too close to his shoulders?

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    March 13th, 2010

  42. Leopard

    The Black Hole of Carolina!

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    March 13th, 2010

  43. ck

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    March 13th, 2010

  44. vacant1979

    the gangsta plumber look

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    March 13th, 2010

  45. jason

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    March 13th, 2010

  46. Cowench

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    March 13th, 2010

  47. joe canavan

    he’s not saggin…he’s jus faggin with the w…a…..l….. to the Mart bitch

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    March 13th, 2010

  48. Son of Sam's Club

    He looks like the bathroom wall at a McDonalds.

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    March 13th, 2010

  49. Charles Snarkley

    He must be on the ‘down low’.

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    March 13th, 2010

  50. JUDY

    can’t he feel that his ass is showing?

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    March 13th, 2010

  51. Barry

    he’s just playin’ a game of kick the can

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    March 13th, 2010

  52. fireandnicegirl

    “Lookin Like A Fool With Yo Pants On The Ground!!!”

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    March 13th, 2010

  53. Oh boy

    This dude’s body proportions are so odd, I’m not sure is this is butt-crack or squeezed-together back fat? Someone help me here…

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    March 13th, 2010

  54. Beware the Stupid People

    Stupid nasty ass…literally!!!! Someone tell his dumb self that walking around with your ass crack showing is very ghetto. Oh wait! Just looked at him again and I am thinking that’s the look he’s going for. NEWSFLASH! It’s not working! You look plain DISGUSTING!

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    March 13th, 2010

  55. Mary

    He has a really flat ass for a brother. I’m just sayin……..

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    March 13th, 2010

  56. Public Enema

    The journey to the dark side of the moon has just taken on a whole new ugly meaning.

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    March 13th, 2010

  57. Chibimoon

    Looks like “New Moon” is out at Wal Mart today.

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    March 13th, 2010

  58. Public Enema

    I thought brushing with crest was supposed to prevent this?

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    March 13th, 2010

  59. Tracy

    I want to put a quarter in and play some Conway Twitty!

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    March 13th, 2010

  60. Granny

    Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground and your ass hanging out!

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    March 13th, 2010

  61. Hugo First

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    March 13th, 2010

  62. Kate

    I think a 4th of July sparkler would be the right accessory – see how long it takes him to notice when his ass is on fire.

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    March 13th, 2010

  63. Larry McCloud

    he should put his trust into some suspenders

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    March 13th, 2010

  64. CLV

    Back door entrance is now open.

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    March 13th, 2010

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    March 13th, 2010

  66. mike

    is it me or does that crack look like its halfway up his back

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    March 13th, 2010

  67. Nina

    A guy I work with looks like this. He’s a big man tho. Seymour, we call him Seymour Butts. Cant seem to keep his pants pulled up.

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    March 13th, 2010

  68. GOTTCHA!

    He is so disproportinate, I cannot tell if his ass or his shoulder blades are exposed……..

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    March 13th, 2010

  69. yahhhhhhh

    That is the highest butt ive ever seen it goes all the way up to his neck!!

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    March 13th, 2010

  70. Handlebar Said It

    Say nope to dope, ugh to drugs, and “ack” to crack!!

    Lookin’ like a fool wif your pants on de groun’!!

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    March 14th, 2010

  71. yo mama

    whats up with the response box popping up when I try to give a thumbs up to others comments?

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    March 14th, 2010

  72. goredsox

    Oh, what I wouldn’t give for a loaded slingshot!!!!!

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    March 14th, 2010

  73. Son of Sam's Club

    His head muust be up his…..you know.

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    March 14th, 2010

  74. kidd

    OOH! *runs to the toy section for a nerf suction-cup dart gun*

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    March 14th, 2010

  75. kickit

    OK. This is NOT like the other one. This is sick (in an old talk bad way). What reason is this? No wonder I don’t want to go to Walmart. Is that why it smells so bad? Is that why they have so many air fresheners on the shelves? Maybe they should spread them out – no pun intended….well, maybe.

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    March 14th, 2010

  76. Hockky

    MAN, that’s solid!

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    March 14th, 2010

  77. Time For Me To Fly

    I think the caption of this picture says it all…….. LMFAO!!!

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    March 14th, 2010

  78. …EVEN IF THIS IDIOT HAS NO SELF-RESPECT…WALMART SHOULD RESPECT ITS’ CUSTOMERS & KICK HIS NASTY ASS OUT!!!…

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    March 14th, 2010

  79. Haha

    Pants on the ground!! Pants on the ground! Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground!

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    March 14th, 2010

  80. W.B.

    HE MUST BE A PLUMBER

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    March 14th, 2010

  81. Albert

    If crack kills then this guy’s a zombie!!

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    March 14th, 2010

  82. mixerman

    Is it me or doe this dude’s (?) back seem very short in proportion to his body ?

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    March 14th, 2010

  83. Lynn

    “Breeze? No, I don’t feel a breeze”

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    March 14th, 2010

  84. regg

    im sitting here with my 2 yr old son and he points to the pic and said pooie butt

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    March 14th, 2010

  85. Playa H8R

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    March 14th, 2010

  86. Romours, rumours...

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    March 14th, 2010

  87. Mallory

    Damn. He must not know that crack kills.

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    March 14th, 2010

  88. Bubba

    Can you buy clothes that fit with a bridge card?

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    March 14th, 2010

  89. Caulkdacrack

    Dan Aykroyd would be so proud…and jealous!

    Looks like Nancy Reagan had it right all along! Just say no to crack……. and keep yourself from vomiting!

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    March 14th, 2010

  90. overkill63

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    March 14th, 2010

  91. Allie

    At least u know he doesn’t have a gun back there

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    March 15th, 2010

  92. ctrl+alt+del

    Needs some JB WELD and his Mama to teach him how to pull his pants up! rrrrrrralph

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    March 15th, 2010

  93. BD

    That just doesn’t look right. Looking at his shoulders, it seems that the crack of his ass is half-way up his back. It’s like he doesn’t even have a waist.

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    March 15th, 2010

  94. Marc

    This is Seymour Butts the poster boy for the old “Just Say No To Crack” campaign…as you can tell, Seymour didn’t take the advice…

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    March 15th, 2010

  95. Wesley Love

    Is it just me or does his ass start halfway up his back? He’s the worlds first person that has to lie on a toilet to take a $hit!

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    March 15th, 2010

  96. Wesley Love

    Is it just me or does his crack start halfway up his back? He’s the worlds’ first person that has to lie backwards on the toilet to take a $hit!

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    March 15th, 2010

  97. SEAN

    once you see black crack you dont wanna go look back!

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    March 16th, 2010

  98. Linda

    Butt crack just below shoulder blades … now THAT’s scary!

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    March 16th, 2010

  99. Charles Miller

    males my state look bad.

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    March 16th, 2010

  100. MAULER

    Thuggin’ Nasty!!!! Does anyone else smell an unwashed ass!

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    March 18th, 2010

  101. Just say no to crack.Pull your drawers up son, no one wants to see that nastiness.

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    March 20th, 2010

  102. overkill63

    dam…the san andreas fault line dosent have a crack that big…..

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    March 20th, 2010

  103. Maleena

    SSSSSOOOO thats just nasty apparently he wants it in the bum hole-i-o because thats why guys in prison sag their pants LOL I THINK that ANY GUY who sags his pant just want it up the butt……….

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    March 23rd, 2010

  104. megan

    is it the small jacket or the BIG crack that makes his butt look big?

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    April 7th, 2010

  105. Angel

    did you know that sagging your pants in prison was a sign of an inmate being “for sale” as it were…… true story prison guard friend of mine told me… ~twitch~ if these people only knew….

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    May 27th, 2010

  106. cp

    Affirmative action at work,,, wow from the food stamp line to walmart

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    June 2nd, 2010

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