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  1. Pharcyde

    Real men wear gold and black…on their shirts AND in their totally awesome spikey mullets!

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    March 14th, 2010

  2. jam

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    March 14th, 2010

  3. Dale

    Are you sure that’s a woman?

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    March 14th, 2010

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    March 14th, 2010

  5. Hockky

    Is that really a man?

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    March 14th, 2010

  6. I hate playing “Guess my Gender.”

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    March 14th, 2010

  7. Penny

    I’m with Dale. Are you sure that’s a woman?

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    March 14th, 2010

  8. red sox fan

    Not sure if “men” at walmart should be the measuring stick all men are measured against…. even if they wear gold and black….

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    March 14th, 2010

  9. Limon

    Well it is Iowa and obviously an Iowa fan. I mean I know they want to look like a Hawk and all but Really?

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    March 14th, 2010

  10. RoRo Destructo

    Is that why the mullet is dyed to match the quote?

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    March 14th, 2010

  11. discounted

    She just looks like a fountain of wisdom when it comes to matters of the heart.

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    March 14th, 2010

  12. Wheezer

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    March 14th, 2010

  13. Chelsie

    ahhh man. that’s just a disgrace to people who live in Iowa..well I guess there are a lot of creepers that have mullets here, but I swear there are intelligent non-mullet-y people here too :)

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    March 14th, 2010

  14. mom&wife

    weather your a man or a women MULLETS DONT LOOK GOOD… the only good thing bout this picture is this sheman is a steelers fan… other then that this hewomen needs a makeover and jenny craig

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    March 14th, 2010

  15. cathy

    i was really afraid this was from pittsburgh

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    March 14th, 2010

  16. babs

    Evidently they get haircuts from a weed-whacker too.

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    March 14th, 2010

  17. Cace

    so wait, this is a woman???

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    March 14th, 2010

  18. lo

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    March 14th, 2010

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    March 14th, 2010

  20. Texan-In-Exile

    OK – I’m going with this is a woman’s body with a man’s head!

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    March 14th, 2010

  21. Jer

    As a Pittsburgh Steelers and Iowa Hawkeyes fan, this is probably the truest shirt I’ve ever seen in my life. Too bad the woman wearing it is ugly as hell.

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    March 14th, 2010

  22. Scott

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    March 14th, 2010

  23. Liss

    I highly doubt that’s a woman.

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    March 14th, 2010

  24. Stink Monkey

    The shirt should really say,” Real Mullets rest on toothless hillbillies”

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    March 14th, 2010

  25. Disgusted

    I work with a woman who looks exactly like this! Except she has these giant crusty sores all over her forearms…with skin constantly flaking off.

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    March 14th, 2010

  26. Dixie Normous

    Sweet Lincoln’s mullet!

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    March 14th, 2010

  27. …IT SCARES ME TO IMAGINE WHAT HER IMAGE OF A “REAL MAN” IS!!!…

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    March 14th, 2010

  28. Oldetymer

    With shoulders like that he/she can play linebacker on my team anytime!

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    March 14th, 2010

  29. TNGIRL

    Since gay marriage is now legal in Iowa, maybe Pat here is referring to a new kind of “real man”……I didn’t know strap-ons came in gold.

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    March 14th, 2010

  30. Grandmasdrinking

    Unless of course he attends Iowa State, then it’s Red and Gold. It’s a fierce but friendly rivalry. That said, Iowa is the largest Hog producing state in the union, and that may make the photo more relevant. I’ll side with the Cyclones on this one, maybe the Hawkeyes can retaliate.

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    March 14th, 2010

  31. Alisha

    This guy really makes me wish I didn’t live in Iowa…it gives all of us normal people with normal haircuts a bad name.

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    March 14th, 2010

  32. Red

    I took one look at the mullet, then one look at the shirt, and said “oh, no.” I just knew that…this…came from Iowa. It’s like the hair is supposed to be black and gold as well, but instead looks like some horrific shade of half-hearted, orangey-yellow.

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    March 14th, 2010

  33. Daniel

    Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s PAT! And to Lo: Eat me! I’m gay, and I’d never have that kinda haircut!

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    March 14th, 2010

  34. Nightmare at Walmart

    You can damn sure bet I will never wear black and gold again!! Be afraid be very afraid.

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    March 14th, 2010

  35. robbie h

    It seems to have also shamed the cashier into wishing he’d wore a gold accent…

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    March 14th, 2010

  36. Twist and Shout

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    March 14th, 2010

  37. Guinastasia

    I doubt the shirt is a Steelers one, since then it would Black and Gold, not Gold and Black.

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    March 14th, 2010

  38. John Profczyky

    That is not a real woman, I am looking at the diva in the pink pants in the background and am liking what I am seeing.

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    March 14th, 2010

  39. b

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    March 14th, 2010

  40. Squidbillies

    No we know where the characters from the ‘Squidbillies’ shop (I think we could have figured this one out on our own, though)!

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    March 14th, 2010

  41. Daniel*fag

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    March 14th, 2010

  42. Son of Sam's Club

    Rosie O’Donel without makeup.

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    March 14th, 2010

  43. HandleeBar Said It

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    March 14th, 2010

  44. HandleBar Said It

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    March 14th, 2010

  45. Rory

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    March 14th, 2010

  46. Puzzler

    This is the Iowa Hawkeye’s new basketball coach.

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    March 14th, 2010

  47. Betty

    Is that male or female?

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    March 14th, 2010

  48. The gender here does not really matter–the issue is the mullet; and the fact that it died eons ago, and it should not be worn today.

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    March 14th, 2010

  49. Okay enough with the mullets. What I want to know is… Wheres Willy and why havent we seen any “service” monkeys,snakes, parrots or lizards lately???

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    March 15th, 2010

  50. Harley

    Oh my god, the caption is freakin hilarious!!

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    March 15th, 2010

  51. The_Truth

    This is the typical Hok-eye fan. Seriously they are are such trailer trash for the most part.

    Classic.

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    March 15th, 2010

  52. Silver Rose

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    March 15th, 2010

  53. POW Fan

    So why in the hell is the shirt WHITE?

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    March 15th, 2010

  54. Cyclone

    Everyone knows Hawkeyes are idiots. Only an idiot would have a mullet, even in Iowa. I have never seen a Cyclone with a mullet.

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    March 15th, 2010

  55. SEAN

    ok mullet,so what else do real men do?

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    March 16th, 2010

  56. nicole

    i appreciate all the anti-hawkeye sentiment :)

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    March 16th, 2010

  57. Cosmo

    What is with the scar on her right arm? Wonder if she needed carpal tunnel surgery? Wonder why?

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    March 16th, 2010

  58. katie

    lolz someone said the rivalry between ISU and UofI is “fierce but friendly”. as a cyclone fan that lives in hawkeye country, i can tell you, there’s nothing friendly about it. but after seeing this pic, i’ve never in my life been more proud of my love of the cyclones!!! ow ow!!! go clones!

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    March 16th, 2010

  59. Sparky

    Well, typical of most Hawkeye fans, he/she has one thing in common with Cyclone fans: she didn’t go to Iowa, either.

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    March 19th, 2010

  60. Candyazz

    I was just glad to know he was representing Iowa state’s gold and black and NOT the new orleans saints black &gold

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    March 19th, 2010

  61. MajorDutch510

    GO HAWKS!!!…he probably tracked in pig crap though…

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    March 20th, 2010

  62. Shes Real

    Im the person who took this photo. YES SHE is infact a she and you should have seen the chick in front of her that was with her. My friend and I stood there laughing for a good 10 minutes.

    here is the link to the other pic i took: lol
    http://i40.tinypic.com/1z5ulb9.jpg

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    March 21st, 2010

  63. ali

    I dont think it’s a woman, and i believe it’s a hawkeyes shirt, not a steelers shirt. I’m from iowa and let me tell you this picture doesn’t really suprise me, some of the smaller towns will have these types of people… :-)

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    March 21st, 2010

  64. ali

    it’s a hawkeyes shirt, not a steelers shirt. I’m from iowa and let me tell you this picture doesn’t really suprise me, some of the smaller towns will have these types of people… :-)

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    March 21st, 2010

  65. LAC

    man or woman, mullet or gorgeous locks… it doesn’t matter so long as you are cheering for the hawks!

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    March 22nd, 2010

  66. brin

    That t-shirt is a lenox tigers t-shirt, used to live in lenox before i moved to texas, lenox goes to state for baseball and football just aout every year :)

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    March 23rd, 2010

  67. HOW ‘BOUT THEM HAWKEYES????

    CycloneReport.com

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    April 14th, 2010

  68. Usabie

    I like the fact that her hair is in sync with the writing on her shirt.

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    April 21st, 2010

  69. Usabie

    I like the fact her hair is in sync with the writing on her shirt.

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    April 21st, 2010

  70. I think that’s Takeshi Morishima!!!! (Completely serious)

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    June 17th, 2010

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