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Ding Dong Ditch



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I’ll give you 2 guesses on which one of these girls ends up getting ditched at a Walmart.

Wisconsin

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  1. winston wolf

    uhhhh drugs are bad, mmmkay?

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    March 21st, 2010

  2. TNGIRL

    This is what “never had a boyfriend” looks like.

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    March 21st, 2010

  3. discounted

    The only date she’s got is in the junk food aisle with her munchies.

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    March 21st, 2010

  4. greasy soupbone

    She looks as if someone made a rocket out of their grandma’s sofa.

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    March 21st, 2010

  5. Time For Me To Fly

    She looks like a pink nightmare…..

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    March 21st, 2010

  6. fab

    it’s wisconsin that could be the mom.

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    March 21st, 2010

  7. heybob

    Somebody rubbed the bottle and the Genie got away !!!

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    March 21st, 2010

  8. Dede

    Maybe it’s Chasity Bono resurrecting some of Cher’s old wardrobe!

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    March 21st, 2010

  9. Kate

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    March 21st, 2010

  10. What?

    I find it refreshing that in this day and age, our children still have access to magic genies.

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    March 21st, 2010

  11. Ken

    It’s the latest retro fad: the Jan Brady look.

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    March 21st, 2010

  12. Crochet Lady

    She is so proud of her new sewing skills that she just had to show off her costume for the up coming play at school.

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    March 21st, 2010

  13. Jp

    Dear POWM,

    Love the site, it’s my absolute fave, but ever since you remodeled it takes a looooong time to load each page, won’t load the fourth or fifth page in at all, and can’t activate those oh so fun “like or dislike” buttons.

    This make me sad. :(

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    March 21st, 2010

  14. Shartinator

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    March 21st, 2010

  15. Jp

    How bizarre. The site has been wonky for me ever since the remodel, and five minutes after I whine, it loads like lightening and everything works again!

    This makes me happy. :)

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    March 21st, 2010

  16. sammylee

    wtf is up with the captions lately? seriously, this one was lame ass hell, and it seems like thats becoming the norm…

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    March 21st, 2010

  17. FroDaddy

    Mmmmm…Hippie chick…Let’s see them hairy armpits, Moonbeam.

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    March 22nd, 2010

  18. W.B.

    TIP TOEING THRU SOME TULIPS

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    March 22nd, 2010

  19. The pic reminds me of a Brady Bunch Rerun.

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    March 22nd, 2010

  20. ManBearPig

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    March 22nd, 2010

  21. Alicia

    She made her clothes from her grandmothers left over quilting fabric.

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    March 22nd, 2010

  22. B.Rad

    That is clearly an outfit for Halloween or a themed party… At least I hope that is what it is…

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    March 22nd, 2010

  23. B.Rad

    That is clearly an outfit for a themed party or Halloween… Or at least I hope that’s what it is…

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    March 22nd, 2010

  24. winston wolf

    @DEDE
    Maybe it’s Chasity Bono resurrecting some of Cher’s old wardrobe!

    have you seen chastity bono lately? harvey firestein looks like more of a woman than chastity does.

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    March 22nd, 2010

  25. Evan

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    March 22nd, 2010

  26. sassyshorts

    aww come on we have to give her a little bit of a break, i mean after all she is “the dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17″ and how else would she dress to feel the beat of the tamborine?!

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    March 22nd, 2010

  27. Hey, Manbearpig and Evan, we’ve got a whole state of women that meet your criteria.

    Talk about undiscriminating taste in women. You guys would probably fuck a hippo if it backed up to you at the zoo.

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    March 22nd, 2010

  28. I'D HIT THAT

    If she get’s ditched, I’d damn sure pick her up & give her a ‘ride’ home.

    Oh, wait…. manbearpig already covered this.

    nevermind…

    ;)

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    March 22nd, 2010

  29. Al Bundy

    Hot Pink Mess

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    March 22nd, 2010

  30. Brad

    Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!

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    March 22nd, 2010

  31. GMunny

    I am just apalled at some of you guys comments about this girls self esteem and doing things that a skinny girl wouldn’t do.THAT’S NOT TRUE!!! I am skinny and I do nice things for my man.It’s how you treat someone,treat her like Gold and you will def get some nuggets!!

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    March 22nd, 2010

  32. Boy!!!

    Ah, yes, another example of the nutritional value of todays youth!!!

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    March 22nd, 2010

  33. Big Mac

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    March 22nd, 2010

  34. Carl

    That’s probably the mom. The only reason those other girls would be caught dead in public with someone dressed like that is because it’s their ride home.

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    March 22nd, 2010

  35. Amy

    ummm, I think that she’s wearing a costume, maybe a school play, or something. I would bet money on it.

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    March 22nd, 2010

  36. TNGIRL

    @MANBEARPIG & EVAN

    Wow! You guys really are hopeless romantics……Nothing says “I want to spend the rest of my life with you” like the line, “bend over you ugly bitch”. I bet all the girls mothers were hoping to have you for a son-in-law.
    At least you can’t reproduce butt-fucking.

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    March 22nd, 2010

  37. SEAN

    they hang out with her to be nice

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    March 22nd, 2010

  38. Caroline

    Hey! Look Everyone! It’s the new Jan Brady!

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    March 22nd, 2010

  39. ManBearPig

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    March 22nd, 2010

  40. Verbatim

    @ man(yeah right)bearpig:

    How about you let someone show YOU some anal since you think it’s so great?

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    March 22nd, 2010

  41. TNGIRL

    You’re right. You are special……and I mean that in the retard kind of way.

    Like I said before, at least you can’t reproduce butt-fucking.

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    March 22nd, 2010

  42. TNGIRL

    @ MANBEARPIG

    Here’s another observation.
    Maybe if your dick wasn’t so small and skinny, you wouldn’t need to have anal sex to feel “satisfied”.

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    March 22nd, 2010

  43. TNGIRL

    @ MANBEARPIG

    Okay – I’ve got one more. This is fun!

    Unprotected anal sex is a leading cause of prostatitis (inflammation of the prostate gland caused by chronic infection of the gland), so I’d love to hear how that little “dookie demon” you’ve got down there is working when you hit 50.

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    March 22nd, 2010

  44. I'D HIT THAT

    Can y’all two get a room and do some anal?!?

    We wanna read funny comments, not y’all’s mating rituals.

    :O

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    March 22nd, 2010

  45. TNGIRL

    @ I’D HIT THAT

    I think I’ve read some of your comments, so that leaves me wondering what your definition of “funny” is.
    You should seriously raise your standards. If all your worried about is sticking your pecker in someting that’s female and breathing – maybe you should go into animal husbandry. I hear that sheep usually don’t try to get away.
    Besides, Mr. manpig started it. I was just having fun – It’s not my fault he got so defensive.
    If you can’t take the backlash, don’t post something stupid about wanting to manipulate some girl into anal sex.

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    March 22nd, 2010

  46. ManBearPig

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    March 23rd, 2010

  47. TNGIRL

    @ MANBEARPIG

    I’ve got tears in my eyes too! Concern for my fellow man fills my heart with……sorry, I’m laughing too hard to finish.

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    March 23rd, 2010

  48. ManBearPig

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    March 23rd, 2010

  49. FadedLY

    At all the ladies here, and everywhere:

    LOVE YOURSELF, no matter who you are, what you look like (or rather more, what people say you look like), no matter how much money you have or don’t have, friends you have or don’t have, or places you have or haven’t been.
    You’re beautiful and awesome. *Know* you are beautiful and awesome. You have your own special brand of magic that’s unique – if someone doesn’t like it, pity on them. You deserve to be as picky as you desire, the only thing that limits you is you!

    The world is yours to play.

    Love yourself, don’t wind up with manipulative idiots like “Manbearpig”. You deserve so much better.

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    March 23rd, 2010

  50. They brought her for a reason, she is obviously packin the killer dope!

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    March 23rd, 2010

  51. Zonk

    I’m sure the one on the left is just shopping for some whiteface, an orange wig, and a huge pair of shoes!!

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    March 23rd, 2010

  52. TNGIRL

    Careful, Leeroy. Don’t drop your chicken leg.

    You’re a World of Warcraft player? It all makes perfect sense now.

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    March 23rd, 2010

  53. hueylewis

    @ManBearPig
    While I respect your username, you are obviously a sociopath. That is all.

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    March 23rd, 2010

  54. LIZ LEMON

    manbearPIG

    u got 1 thing right about ur name. PIG!

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    March 24th, 2010

  55. necrophiliac

    hey manbearpig,
    how many dead bodies did you say you had in your freezer?
    i ask because thats the only way you’d get any you socially retarded ass

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    March 24th, 2010

  56. Megan

    Is that Bret Michaels???

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    March 27th, 2010

  57. Mj is the Name :D

    awww :D my sister had the same outfit when she was 9…for Halloween… No one should ever look like that in public on a regular day..wheeww..dude.. i know the 60s were good but someone needs to let it go..

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    March 31st, 2010

  58. Dave

    I know which one has a car

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    April 13th, 2010

  59. manderzz

    OH!!!!! so THATS where my holloween costume from when i was 5 went…..hmmm…..

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    April 26th, 2010

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