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Trust Me, I’m A Doctor…



I wouldn't let you look at my cat's vagina.

This new healthcare bill is getting totally out of control.

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  1. omgewww

    Yeah, That shirt goes well with his Molestache.

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    April 17th, 2010

  2. Eric

    Dammit dad. I can’t take you anywhere now can I?

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    April 17th, 2010

  3. A case when the doctor makes you sicker than the disease.

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    April 17th, 2010

  4. A. Nony Mouse

    someone needs to slap him

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    April 17th, 2010

  5. T. C.

    Did he get that shirt at Walmart? I want one!!

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    April 17th, 2010

  6. Aaron

    Sooooo, he DID stay at the Holiday Inn Express across the street then…

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    April 17th, 2010

  7. hehehehe. I think it’s funny. And the joke? Healthcare bill getting out of hand?? LOL. Good one. :)

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    April 17th, 2010

  8. I saw a shirt that said, “Boobies make me smile.” And another had a smiling mushroom on it that said, “I’m a fungi.” LOL! :) I love those. “Funny shirts make me smile.”

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    April 17th, 2010

  9. Youwish

    There’s something wrong here, can’t quite put my finger in it.

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    April 17th, 2010

  10. winston wolf

    if he isnt rollin out the door with a case of keystone ice and a carton of winstons i will be sorely disappointed

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    April 17th, 2010

  11. elizabeth leo

    OMG! is that my brother?

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    April 17th, 2010

  12. BITCHCAKES

    EWWWWWWWWW LMAO!!!!!

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    April 17th, 2010

  13. Rochelle

    This is the stuff nightmares and bad pornos are made of….

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    April 17th, 2010

  14. juarez

    Just get in my windowless van, and we’ll have a look.

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    April 17th, 2010

  15. Elric

    I love these shirts, wear them all the time.

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    April 17th, 2010

  16. Just Me

    Probably has tunnel vision

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    April 17th, 2010

  17. shoullin

    the guy is nasty, but i’m loving the healthcare bill caption

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    April 17th, 2010

  18. Might as well put a big sign on his forehead that says “I’m a big ass creeper. Stay away”

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    April 17th, 2010

  19. Michael Thiebaud

    Isn’t that the standard uniform for ALL ice cream men?

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    April 17th, 2010

  20. Public Enema

    He looks more like a guynecologist.

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    April 17th, 2010

  21. Am

    Two words… Megan’s Law.

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    April 17th, 2010

  22. MacGyver

    I’m pretty sure the photographer got the crap beat out of them shortly after taking this picture. Guy does not look pleased to be having his picture taken.

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    April 17th, 2010

  23. DaniGirl

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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    April 17th, 2010

  24. Beth

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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    April 17th, 2010

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    April 17th, 2010

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    April 17th, 2010

  27. Tamara

    If it wasn’t for the awesome caption I’d hate this one lol

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    April 17th, 2010

  28. Chris

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    April 17th, 2010

  29. JustMe

    Yes, Chris, once a year I absolutely reek. jeeze……….

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    April 17th, 2010

  30. Terry

    I don’t know what’s wrong with getting a free consult every once in a while. He was actually very good!

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    April 17th, 2010

  31. oneijack

    It’s not so crude that I’d be offended if I had small children with me.

    But yeah if you need to see a gyno I think I’d take a pass on that.

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    April 17th, 2010

  32. On the bright side, his co-pay is likely to be whatever a pack of Marlboros happens to cost.

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    April 17th, 2010

  33. makksk

    It just HAD to be Ohio didn’t it???? This would not surprise me if this is our local Wal Mart.

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    April 17th, 2010

  34. dude, your arms look like those of a 12 year old girl. you are old and creepy, don’t wear novelty clothing. thank you

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    April 17th, 2010

  35. Fact Chick

    LOL @ Terry…I agree. He was friendly and thorough.

    And to Chris…Gynecologists aren’t just for infections. They also do yearly checkups, breast care, fertility and other issues that don’t involve smelly vaginae.

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    April 17th, 2010

  36. winston wolf

    maybe this guy should get together with holy pants girl from yesterday.

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    April 17th, 2010

  37. BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL

    Two Words: OLD PERVERT!

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    April 17th, 2010

  38. This will definitely be a case of malpractice!!

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    April 17th, 2010

  39. Libra

    I think the shirt is funny!

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    April 17th, 2010

  40. Kate

    I hope an appropriate WalCreature finds him and makes his t-shirt come true. Preferably a stinking-pass-me-the-eye-bleach model.

    I don’t like this guy.

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    April 17th, 2010

  41. DBear

    That caption is pure win.

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    April 17th, 2010

  42. Liljayhawk

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    April 17th, 2010

  43. Liljayhawk

    Ooops see, I couldn’t get passed the “I’m Not A” – I had to go look again – I correct myself. “I’m Not A Gynecologist” – that is even worse.

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    April 17th, 2010

  44. elinewhome

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    April 17th, 2010

  45. Eyesburn in Los Angeles

    If this guy isn’t the epitome of a dirty old man, I don’t know who is!

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    April 17th, 2010

  46. Boy!!!

    I was realy searching for a proctologist……….

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    April 17th, 2010

  47. Andy Whitfield

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    April 17th, 2010

  48. John R.

    “Pssst. Hey. Guy. That shirt isn’t going to help you get women.”

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    April 17th, 2010

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    April 17th, 2010

  50. Liljayhawk

    Walboy – um. HUH?

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    April 17th, 2010

  51. plantfreak

    LMAO!!!! THAT was actually a funny t-shirt….disturbing would be a woman wearing it….LOL

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    April 17th, 2010

  52. CarrAZie

    Very CLASSY stuff!

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    April 17th, 2010

  53. Dawgy Style

    Jack of all perversions.

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    April 17th, 2010

  54. Daisy

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    April 17th, 2010

  55. teehee

    I think the shirt itself is funny; the problem is it is on an old guy who probably has booze coming out of his pores and probably also reeks of stale tobacco. I used to work at a discount store (not Wally World, but similar price range and customer type) and people like him would come in and you could smell them from 30 feet away or more. Fuckin’ rummies, way to many damn rehab half-way houses around here, they leave there, get back out on the streets and go right back to the booze.

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    April 18th, 2010

  56. RHSEA

    Dear: A. Nony Mouse

    “someone needs to slap him”

    I suspect that slapping him would cause instant arousal.

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    April 18th, 2010

  57. WallyDolly

    ACK!!! But, the shirt is good. See, that way, even mentally challenged ladies get fair warning. It’s…a public service announcement.

    Just too bad it won’t work for the blind as well.

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    April 18th, 2010

  58. paw

    whoever takes him up on his offer could be 95

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    April 18th, 2010

  59. Deaf Leopardskin

    I donno, I don’t trust this guy.

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    April 18th, 2010

  60. KT

    You know it makes me ashamed to be living in Ohio with creepers like this… :(

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    April 18th, 2010

  61. Minnie Mouse

    CHRIS:
    I think I’m going to be sick…. If you need to go see a gyno, there is probably a bad smell involved and I DON’T want to look!

    Dude women have to go see their GYN twice a year! Has nothing to do with having a bad smell coming out of their crotches! It’s mandatory to make sure everything is alright! To check to make sure we don’t have any cervical problems such as cancer and cysts! Grow up get a life!

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    April 18th, 2010

  62. WallyDolly

    Look again – cell phone pic so close his nose is supersized…hey! You know what’s even more pathetic than a dude thinking that shirt is cool? A dude that old whose only claim to getting his 15 minutes is wearing that shirt in a Walmart in Ohio.

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    April 18th, 2010

  63. rustneversleeps

    Sad. Even a young punk knows better than to wear a shirt like that out in public.

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    April 18th, 2010

  64. http://www.tshirthell.com/store/clicks.php?partner=kurtprins

    They used to sell this shirt on at that link, but Idk if they still do.
    They mite do it evey once in a while they rotate the shirts they have in print.

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    April 18th, 2010

  65. thematrix

    Thanks for the offer, but I’ll wait for my appointment. LOL.

    @ CHRIS
    You’re SUPPOSED to go to your OB/GYN once per year to make sure you don’t have cysts, ovarian cancer, breast cysts/cancer, renew your birth control Rx if you use them, and some women have to use them for primary care physicians. The majority of women DON’T have problems like that. I’d be more worried to go near a woman who DIDN’T go to her GYN every year.

    Sounds to me like you know a little too much about the gross skanks.

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    April 18th, 2010

  66. Trisha

    Dammit Grandpa I told you to quit acting like a doctor women aren’t going to fall for it. He must have went to the School for Creepy Guys that want to pick up women pretending to be a doctor.

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    April 19th, 2010

  67. BOO!

    Thats insanely creepy.

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    April 19th, 2010

  68. SEAN

    i bet his address is on the offender website

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    April 19th, 2010

  69. verbatim

    lol at pubic enema.

    pun intended

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    April 20th, 2010

  70. megan

    I’m willing to bet he also has shirt offering free mustache rides.

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    April 24th, 2010

  71. megan

    I’m willing to bet he also has a shirt offering free mustache rides.

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    April 24th, 2010

  72. AZLinsey

    Haha! I saw a guy wearing that same shirt today, at Walmart of all place. xD

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    April 24th, 2010

  73. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH RAPIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :0

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    April 26th, 2010

  74. tom ruark

    This guys name is larry mintzer, bellefontaine ohio. ive known him for 40 yrs. he is all you describe and a lot more. a total piece of shit.

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    April 30th, 2010

  75. ann

    Who would want that rickety old cryptkeeper looking at her anywhere

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    May 5th, 2010

  76. Wendy

    Yeah, this a shirt that mostly guys would find funny and I don’t mean because it may be insulting to women. While yes, women do go to the gyno for annual exams if they choose, they also go because of infections, odor, discharge, etc. Let’s set this up in a real world example. A woman walks up to you and says, hey, I’ve got something going on “down there” and I was hoping you could take a look at it. I’m pretty sure that wouldn’t be something you’d want to “take a look at”. So keep laughing, it’s really not funny…

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    May 11th, 2010

  77. TAMIKO

    Has trouble picking up girls in bars.

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    May 31st, 2010

  78. Emoninjagrl

    u people are just F***ing descusting u deserve to get your D**KS CHOPPED OFF AND SHOVED DOWN YOUR THROTES UNTIL U CANT BREATH ANYMORE AND DIE

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    June 16th, 2010

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