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4 Eva & Eva



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I’m sure Fran would greatly appreciate this shirt that you made in dedication to her. I probably would have went another route, but that’s just me.

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  1. Shushnik

    This is what happens when you buy your shirts from the same guy you buy your crack

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    June 1st, 2010

  2. Zenoqay

    And when St. Peter opened the gates of heaven for Fran, that same banner was flying.

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    June 1st, 2010

  3. Bubba

    A Hallmark moment fo sho

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    June 1st, 2010

  4. verbatim

    Where’s a Jumbotron when you need one…..

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    June 1st, 2010

  5. Dolph

    I can’t believe they paired that up with the Mountain Dew pants. I would’ve thought a nice pair of sensible slacks.

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    June 1st, 2010

  6. Reds

    And Ain’t never gonna be no proppa gramma neider. Now, how you like my motha fu*ckin Mountain Dew pants Biotch?

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 142 Thumb down 10

    June 1st, 2010

  7. Ed

    There are so many grammatical errors on that shirt, it blows my mind.

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 74 Thumb down 5

    June 1st, 2010

  8. MEOWZER

    I wonder what Eva has to say about this. 4 Eva. Oh, wait, that 4Evah

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 33 Thumb down 9

    June 1st, 2010

  9. Bored@work

    It ain’t cheatin if she’s dead!!!

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 79 Thumb down 4

    June 1st, 2010

  10. Ted

    I guess grammar and class are mutually inclusive – in this case she has neither.

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 89 Thumb down 0

    June 1st, 2010

  11. Wheezer

    Echoing Reds’ and Ed’s points, I guess the only cheating occurred on the deceased’s friend’s English tests.

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    June 1st, 2010

  12. Deborah

    Is that a woman or a man? Is Fran a woman or a man? And who did the cheatin? And who cut who? The cheater or the cheated? I am mutha f**kin confused!

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    June 1st, 2010

  13. Wonder what kind of a rollback price she got on THIS shirt? …maybe it’s BOGO … Buy this shirt, receive an identical window decal for your car….

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    June 1st, 2010

  14. whatever13

    haha!!! i have those pants!!! can i get the shirt too???

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    June 1st, 2010

  15. Jason M.

    The Mountain Dew bottoms seems fitting.

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    June 1st, 2010

  16. gregory higgins

    …I’M THINKIN’ FRAN HAS HIM FOLLOWED!…

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    June 1st, 2010

  17. Mount And Do

    sumbody is gonna get a mothra fluckin biotch slappin.I bees so proud of Eva!

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    June 1st, 2010

  18. secret

    I think she drank too much Mt. Dew before she put that shirt on…

    and the 2 Mt. Dew logos on her butt – I can’t tell if they’re fighting to get in or out of that crack!

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    June 1st, 2010

  19. JaySensei

    I see a double negative on the shirt

    I “AIN’T” gonna be “NO” mutha f**kin’ cheatin . . .

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 18 Thumb down 3

    June 1st, 2010

  20. electric cheese weasel

    Thus spoketh Shaqueefa, the poet laureate of Walmart.

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 107 Thumb down 0

    June 1st, 2010

  21. Jdogg

    Who cares about that shirt, check out the Mountain Dew pants. The Dew is MOIST for Fran!

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    June 1st, 2010

  22. Eva

    I am highly disappointed at the use of my name.

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    June 1st, 2010

  23. beaverflap

    “I said fo Eva so don’t make me pop a cap in yo ass”

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 24 Thumb down 4

    June 1st, 2010

  24. voodoo

    I was wondering who Eva was too, and what her part in this whole muthf***in ordeal was!!

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    June 1st, 2010

  25. Reeta

    I’d bet money that Fran was talking about Spades.

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    June 1st, 2010

  26. Lauren

    Wait… what?
    I don’t understand what she’s trying to say… can someone please translate it to Human? Thanks, much appreciated!

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    June 1st, 2010

  27. Sea

    Mountain Dew Pants ?

    Couldn’t they sue for defamation of their Product label ?

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 16 Thumb down 1

    June 1st, 2010

  28. Helen Hevener

    LMAO I have actually seen those very pants at Walmart- they are lounge sleep pants!!! I am hoping that is this persons excuse- they were sleep walking when they accidently put the shirt on!!!! That must be it- half the people at Walmart are sleep walking- that would be why they are so poorly dressed!!!

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    June 1st, 2010

  29. gar

    The whole concept of the shirt simply escapes me.

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 41 Thumb down 0

    June 1st, 2010

  30. kavsam

    i just don’t get it….it’s bad enough that they use ebonics, but this is like bad grammar ebonics…not even the the peeps from the projects would be able to understand this shit

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    June 1st, 2010

  31. mike reiley

    Is that Ebonics or Fa Albert ? I cant understand the dialect .

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 21 Thumb down 1

    June 1st, 2010

  32. Keith

    This memorial t-shirt is brought to you by Mountain Dew. Ain’t gonna be no mutha fuckin Mello Yello. Do the Dew 4Eva.

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    June 1st, 2010

  33. JohnBoy

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    June 1st, 2010

  34. RUFUS

    I can’t lie that bad!I ain’t Rufus and I’d only hit that with a 2X Fo!

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    June 1st, 2010

  35. sasha

    HUH?

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    June 1st, 2010

  36. Mah

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    June 1st, 2010

  37. Jendalessan

    Looks like the note they found on the body of Fran’s husband…he learned his lesson?

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    June 1st, 2010

  38. Earthstrings

    I don’t understand the grammar here; are those watermelons on the shorts?

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    June 1st, 2010

  39. winston wolf

    if you google that quote, that was actually Fran’s dying words as Kukla and Ollie stood by his hospital bed when he passed. so sad.

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    June 1st, 2010

  40. wal flower

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    June 1st, 2010

  41. wal flower

    How much more could 7 letters cost …..

    I made you go back up and count didn’t I.

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    June 1st, 2010

  42. Pro Lazy

    Ah, MF. The most versatile word/phrase in Ghetto Vernacular. Although in it’s various forms it can be used as a noun or a verb, here it’s used as an adjective. Hell, they can’t even *spell* adjective…….

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    June 1st, 2010

  43. Thor's Hammer

    I’m sure Fran is smiling UP at you right now.

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    June 1st, 2010

  44. realityTVfreak

    I’m a native English speaker and quite proficient with the language, and I have no clue as to what that shirt is trying to convey. It seems to be missing sentence elements and punctuation, generally lacking in proper syntax. “Epic fail” is what I believe people say these days to express such a thing.

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    June 1st, 2010

  45. Kendall

    I’m not even sure what that shirt is trying to say – they’re saying they’re going to miss a truly loved friend named Fran, yet they aren’t going to be a cheater. And it’s like that cheating sentence isn’t even finished. The Mountain Dew pants add a nice touch…NOT!

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    June 1st, 2010

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    June 1st, 2010

  47. SEAN

    fa real tho

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    June 1st, 2010

  48. capnover

    Whewwwww….I’m glad that’s cleared up.

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 8 Thumb down 1

    June 1st, 2010

  49. goredsox

    This is why you can’t get anywhere when you call a customer service center. This is how they speak. You don’t understand them and they don’t understand you.

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 13 Thumb down 2

    June 1st, 2010

  50. Boston Butt

    I say this only because no one else has as of yet:

    “I’d tag that!”

    Also: “Tootie has really let herself go!”

    If there are any other major PoWM cliches they’ll have to wait til tomorrow, coz it’s bed time….

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    June 1st, 2010

  51. Eric

    I’m going to be the loyal opposition here. My best guess is that was a line spoken by Fran, in the middle of a very spirited moment of conversation. So much so, that it became part of family lore. My family has a few quotes like that. Not as colorful as that, but dear to us nonetheless.

    So…. Fran is now gone, and in salute of him/her, the shirt is made. The ultimate inside joke, but we have to read it. In poor taste; but actually understandable.

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    June 1st, 2010

  52. thematrix

    Thats what happens when “everyone wins, nobody fails, everyone gets a trophy, everyone is awarded a degree”……….and so on. No wonder companies outsource jobs to other countries.

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    June 1st, 2010

  53. YahYah

    I’m sure many a tears were shed when the first shirt was lifted from the screen at the t-shirt shop! Fran Tarkington isn’t dead is he?
    If so, a glorious tribute to his NFL legacy. The Vikings are a bunch of Mutha Fuckin’ Cheetas though (Whizzinator, Star Caps, etc.)!

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    June 1st, 2010

  54. Amber

    SO… My theory is that Fran fried in the chair for shabbing her “man” when she caught him cheating, and those were his last words. Maybe……??

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    June 2nd, 2010

  55. Amber

    oops I mean STABBING her “man”

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    June 2nd, 2010

  56. Mor-Lok Bass

    Living proof that the “No child left behind” program is flawed when it comes
    to English and Grammar. This whole foul mouth memorial T shirt biz is totally disgusting.

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 15 Thumb down 1

    June 2nd, 2010

  57. Lisa

    The shirt’s grammar is wrong, but so is the poster’s. “I probably would have went another route…” should read, “I probably would have gone another route.”

    Grammar fixed.

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    June 2nd, 2010

  58. Al Bundy

    Ya know, if you’re going to be creative and make your own T-shirts, it helps to actually have something creative to say.

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    June 2nd, 2010

  59. AustinY

    a shirt should not be used for such a thing

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    June 2nd, 2010

  60. Mary Lou

    “would have gone”, not “would have went” or were you trying to keep with the theme of poor grammar?

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    June 2nd, 2010

  61. forkandspoon

    That belongs on a tombstone. Oh wait, can’t afford one.

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    June 2nd, 2010

  62. Hey #4, hate to tell you, I am # 3
    and damn she was good!

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    June 2nd, 2010

  63. Bamadoc

    Were those HIS last words before he capped her?

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    June 3rd, 2010

  64. Nexus

    Huh???

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    June 3rd, 2010

  65. Ashley

    What the hell does that shirt mean?????

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    June 3rd, 2010

  66. It'sMe

    And he’s the smart one in his family!!!

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    June 4th, 2010

  67. Killian

    “…would have went…?”

    Congratulations. You just made yourself sound as ignorant as the people you feature here.

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    June 4th, 2010

  68. Mark D

    I’m assuming algebra and spelling were not her best subjects, but I bet her favorite subject was that foreign language, “Ghetto-anish-ench-utch”.

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    June 11th, 2010

  69. SWGutto

    Do the Dew…. just don’t piss off Fran.

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    June 13th, 2010

  70. britishbroccoli

    would have ‘gone,’ not would have ‘went.’

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    June 14th, 2010

  71. Kimberly

    “….would have gone another route….”

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    June 15th, 2010

  72. Kimberly

    “….would have gone another route….”

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    June 15th, 2010

  73. Katelin

    This does’nt make any sense

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    July 5th, 2010

  74. Jebedia

    The 1st thing i asked myself when i seen this was, “what does it say on the other side of the shirt? Maybe it would make more sense if i knew?” and i thought it strange that after 73 comments, no one else has brought that up.

    So i made up my own story of the late Fran and the mysterious shirt and added the punctuation marks that the printer must have overlooked.

    There was a contest included in Fran’s last will and testament.

    If anyone can guess what’s on the front of the T-Shirt they win
    a free fried chicken dinner.
    It reads as follows…

    (front side)
    2 quote da great
    Martin Lutha King…
    “2 be or not 2 be is a question!
    You ain’t 2 be or not

    (back side)
    and ain’t gonna be!”
    No Mutha Fuckin’ Cheatin’!!!
    -Truly missed and 4eva loved.
    Fran

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    July 31st, 2010

  75. AntiX

    What if Eva isn’t dead, and he is just a creaper who won’t give up?

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    August 3rd, 2010

  76. brandog

    are those some Mount and Do me pants?

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    September 9th, 2010

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