June 1st, 2010
4 Eva & Eva

I’m sure Fran would greatly appreciate this shirt that you made in dedication to her. I probably would have went another route, but that’s just me.
New Jersey

I’m sure Fran would greatly appreciate this shirt that you made in dedication to her. I probably would have went another route, but that’s just me.
New Jersey
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and the 2 Mt. Dew logos on her butt – I can’t tell if they’re fighting to get in or out of that crack!
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June 1st, 2010
I “AIN’T” gonna be “NO” mutha f**kin’ cheatin . . .
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Who cares about that shirt, check out the Mountain Dew pants. The Dew is MOIST for Fran!
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I was wondering who Eva was too, and what her part in this whole muthf***in ordeal was!!
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June 1st, 2010
I’d bet money that Fran was talking about Spades.
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June 1st, 2010
I don’t understand what she’s trying to say… can someone please translate it to Human? Thanks, much appreciated!
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June 1st, 2010
Couldn’t they sue for defamation of their Product label ?
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I can’t lie that bad!I ain’t Rufus and I’d only hit that with a 2X Fo!
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I don’t understand the grammar here; are those watermelons on the shorts?
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How much more could 7 letters cost …..
I made you go back up and count didn’t I.
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I’m sure Fran is smiling UP at you right now.
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fa real tho
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I say this only because no one else has as of yet:
“I’d tag that!”
Also: “Tootie has really let herself go!”
If there are any other major PoWM cliches they’ll have to wait til tomorrow, coz it’s bed time….
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June 1st, 2010
I’m going to be the loyal opposition here. My best guess is that was a line spoken by Fran, in the middle of a very spirited moment of conversation. So much so, that it became part of family lore. My family has a few quotes like that. Not as colorful as that, but dear to us nonetheless.
So…. Fran is now gone, and in salute of him/her, the shirt is made. The ultimate inside joke, but we have to read it. In poor taste; but actually understandable.
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I’m sure many a tears were shed when the first shirt was lifted from the screen at the t-shirt shop! Fran Tarkington isn’t dead is he?
If so, a glorious tribute to his NFL legacy. The Vikings are a bunch of Mutha Fuckin’ Cheetas though (Whizzinator, Star Caps, etc.)!
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June 1st, 2010
SO… My theory is that Fran fried in the chair for shabbing her “man” when she caught him cheating, and those were his last words. Maybe……??
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June 2nd, 2010
oops I mean STABBING her “man”
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June 2nd, 2010
to English and Grammar. This whole foul mouth memorial T shirt biz is totally disgusting.
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June 2nd, 2010
Grammar fixed.
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June 2nd, 2010
a shirt should not be used for such a thing
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June 2nd, 2010
That belongs on a tombstone. Oh wait, can’t afford one.
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June 2nd, 2010
Hey #4, hate to tell you, I am # 3
and damn she was good!
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June 2nd, 2010
Were those HIS last words before he capped her?
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June 3rd, 2010
Huh???
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June 3rd, 2010
What the hell does that shirt mean?????
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June 3rd, 2010
And he’s the smart one in his family!!!
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June 4th, 2010
“…would have went…?”
Congratulations. You just made yourself sound as ignorant as the people you feature here.
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June 4th, 2010
I’m assuming algebra and spelling were not her best subjects, but I bet her favorite subject was that foreign language, “Ghetto-anish-ench-utch”.
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June 11th, 2010
Do the Dew…. just don’t piss off Fran.
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June 13th, 2010
would have ‘gone,’ not would have ‘went.’
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June 14th, 2010
“….would have gone another route….”
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June 15th, 2010
“….would have gone another route….”
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June 15th, 2010
This does’nt make any sense
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July 5th, 2010
The 1st thing i asked myself when i seen this was, “what does it say on the other side of the shirt? Maybe it would make more sense if i knew?” and i thought it strange that after 73 comments, no one else has brought that up.
So i made up my own story of the late Fran and the mysterious shirt and added the punctuation marks that the printer must have overlooked.
There was a contest included in Fran’s last will and testament.
If anyone can guess what’s on the front of the T-Shirt they win
a free fried chicken dinner.
It reads as follows…
(front side)
2 quote da great
Martin Lutha King…
“2 be or not 2 be is a question!
You ain’t 2 be or not
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and ain’t gonna be!”
No Mutha Fuckin’ Cheatin’!!!
-Truly missed and 4eva loved.
Fran
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July 31st, 2010
What if Eva isn’t dead, and he is just a creaper who won’t give up?
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August 3rd, 2010
are those some Mount and Do me pants?
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