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Herbivore



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“Hey old man, what kind of “herbs” do they got in there?” – “Get out of here you dirty f*cking hippie. I didn’t fight in the war so you could run around shirtless smoking dope with your hippie friends and light bags of dog poop on fire on my porch. Get a job.” >> That’s just how I imagined that convo went. I could be wrong, but I doubt it.

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  1. Becca

    I think your idea of how the convo went is ridiculous. I also think you are desperate for a good POW pic.

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    July 30th, 2010

  2. Dwyer

    Since when does K-Fed shop at Wal-Mart?

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    July 30th, 2010

  3. Mike

    ….lame…..

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    July 30th, 2010

  4. Hey isn’t that kidrock?

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    July 30th, 2010

  5. Justin

    Hey man, can I borrow your shirt… They won’t let me shop without one.. and I don’t remember where I put mine!

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    July 30th, 2010

  6. Rog

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    July 30th, 2010

  7. Ethan Soren

    This is a photo of Kid Rock explaining that he went platinum seven times and made millions selling rhymes…and he’d be willing to sell one to this old guy for a pack of Kools

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    July 30th, 2010

  8. Silly sam I ambu

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    July 30th, 2010

  9. Deborah

    No, it went: Hey, how’s your mom? Is she out of rehab yet? I’ve been meaning to come by with the check but just haven’t had a chance. You should really get your hair cut boy. And ya gotta wear a shirt in Wally World, ya know.

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    July 30th, 2010

  10. Wes

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    July 30th, 2010

  11. Jeeps

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    July 30th, 2010

  12. Jeeps

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    July 30th, 2010

  13. Dave

    @Becca is right, why would you even post this pic!!?

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    July 30th, 2010

  14. Roseann

    “At the pool? No man, we were paintin’ our patio chairs. Found ‘em in the dumpster. Real nice lookin’. Got like a fan design on ‘em. What? White.”

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    July 30th, 2010

  15. Apparently a stupid pic yields even stupider comments…

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    July 30th, 2010

  16. bette

    this pic isn’t all that funny .. cept the old man’s thumb looks like his weenie’s hanging out.

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    July 30th, 2010

  17. Jessster

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    July 30th, 2010

  18. rob

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    July 30th, 2010

  19. Jessster

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    July 30th, 2010

  20. Sir Hates Alot

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    July 30th, 2010

  21. Bud

    YAWN..

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    July 30th, 2010

  22. Austin

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    July 30th, 2010

  23. K-dog

    At least he isn’t fat.

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    July 30th, 2010

  24. kelsey

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    July 30th, 2010

  25. Me

    Here’s the conversation:
    Older man: Come on son, put a t-shirt on and go in there and apply for a job, you can do it!

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    July 30th, 2010

  26. Harry Jackass

    Fabio?

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    July 30th, 2010

  27. Perhaps it when like:

    Old Man: ” Sooo How much $ ”

    Kid: ” Depends on what you want “

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    July 30th, 2010

  28. likkilongtyme

    “Son, I’ll pay you five bucks to spread those fans and shake yer buttcheeks.”

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    July 30th, 2010

  29. verbatim

    LOL @ Roseann. We’ve all done something like that.

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    July 30th, 2010

  30. ptksue

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    July 30th, 2010

  31. Scroti McBoogerballs

    I bet he “smells like teen spirit”

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    July 30th, 2010

  32. Sonja

    I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about “protectin’ the earth” and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets – I hate ‘em! I wanna kick ‘em in the nuts!~~Eric Cartman

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    July 30th, 2010

  33. Willdo Scroggins

    …weak pic and weaker caption

    cmon guys

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    July 30th, 2010

  34. DJ

    Maybe they need to post the “no shirt, no shoes, no service” sign at the garden center entrance too.

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    July 30th, 2010

  35. SEAN

    im sure the guy with no shirt has a well paying job

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    July 30th, 2010

  36. Son of Sam's Club

    Sign Sign Everywhere a roll down sign

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    July 30th, 2010

  37. FatKenney

    No shirt, no shoes, no weed.

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    July 30th, 2010

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    July 30th, 2010

  39. bob

    thats not alabama….theres no black ppl in that pic

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    July 30th, 2010

  40. bleached_hair

    No medical pot for the guy on the left; no cheating for the guy on the right.

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    July 31st, 2010

  41. Britton

    It looks like he sat on two of those early 80’s bathtub anti-slip stickers…

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    July 31st, 2010

  42. iHEARTWalMart

    Why are these people hating on the pic so much? I know PoWM is a really classy site with real life classy individuals, but to make fun of Kid Rock for letting himself go is preposterous! I’m so appalled I have to go to WM to pick up some redbull and cigs!

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    July 31st, 2010

  43. BELLA

    Ok, let not be judgmental on others comments, yes the pic lacks interest but bashing comments is really not needed.

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    July 31st, 2010

  44. Mike Honcho

    I wish some of you turds would read the posts. No sense in 6 of you jackasses saying “Hey, it’s Kid Rock!”
    Looks more like Helen Hunt anyway.

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    July 31st, 2010

  45. Mikey

    I kinda like those pants though!

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    July 31st, 2010

  46. MELISSA

    Buddie: ”i gots to provide for my family i gots no money i really need this job”
    Employer: ”Well see bout that dont you damn me boy ive been workin in this industry for 50 f**** years and i be damed if a rascal like yourself even gots a job here when yall just poop your own backyard son”

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    August 1st, 2010

  47. walmartshopper

    you know the old man smokes doobie snacks !

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    August 2nd, 2010

  48. Daniel

    “Hello, Mr. Hand.”

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    August 3rd, 2010

  49. craig

    get off my lawn! meets get off my back!

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    August 4th, 2010

  50. Carley

    1. that guys is NOT a hippie. hippies don’t wear jeans like that or basketball shoes.
    2. that is just plain old WHITE TRASH.
    3. i bet the convo went like this “hey old man, i didn’t just smoke all this meth to have you give me shit when i’m trying to steal some garden equipment for my meth lab”

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    August 4th, 2010

  51. jackawacka

    the commentary is hilarious i couldnt have thought of anything better. that is great.

    August 8th, 2010

  52. shawn

    hey, old dude can I borrow your shirt so I can get some service?

    August 9th, 2010

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