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  1. Cole

    Okay, now THAT is HYSTERICAL.

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    July 28th, 2010

  2. bossman

    It’s bad when an employee can be labeled a wal-creature

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    July 28th, 2010

  3. Trudy

    It compliments his front butt very well!

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    July 28th, 2010

  4. ShellBell

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    July 28th, 2010

  5. gonnahurl

    Thats a real “GANSTA” there!!!!!

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    July 28th, 2010

  6. Roxy

    That is some tight Bling!! Gotta get me one of those!! Thats HOTT!!

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    July 28th, 2010

  7. rachel

    WOW he must really love his job!!!!!!

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    July 28th, 2010

  8. Amina

    Oh

    My

    God

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    July 28th, 2010

  9. BOBAA-LOU!!

    Actually there’s enough room there to say “Walmart! We’re rolling back prices!”

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    July 28th, 2010

  10. Helen Hevener

    At least his pants arent on the ground!!!! LMAO

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    July 28th, 2010

  11. Curro

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    July 28th, 2010

  12. der3k

    “Hi, welcome to Walmart. Do you like my bulge?”

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    July 28th, 2010

  13. YNOT

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    July 28th, 2010

  14. Bwandee

    That’s classic. I think this is about the only time when this style of accessories is acceptable!

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    July 28th, 2010

  15. mike t

    that is DEVOTION right there.

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    July 28th, 2010

  16. Sandy

    Hey, at least he has a job, and he’s not sitting home on his big rump collecting welfare or food stamps; or even disability due to his size. Come on, gotta give him credit where credit is due.

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    July 28th, 2010

  17. fluffybutt

    He should get gold caps across the front of his teeth that say Wal-Mart.

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 68 Thumb down 16

    July 28th, 2010

  18. Rog

    There is a new sheriff in town and his name is Door Greeter you all be cool.

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    July 28th, 2010

  19. Alice B

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    July 28th, 2010

  20. troy

    A belt and a name badge tells you all you need to know about this mans career path.

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    July 28th, 2010

  21. Roxy

    And all the girls say… “I’m pretty fly for a white guy”

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 63 Thumb down 4

    July 28th, 2010

  22. (::::||::::)

    Greeter of the year… 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2007, 2008

    Co-Greeter of the *2005, 2009.

    * tested positive for PED………. award revoked, suspended from 2006 competition.

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    July 28th, 2010

  23. WALLYWORLD GAWKER

    That had better be the cover shot for “Shop and Awe” absolutely epic!

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    July 28th, 2010

  24. kelsey

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    July 28th, 2010

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    July 28th, 2010

  26. siobhain

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    July 28th, 2010

  27. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!

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    July 28th, 2010

  28. Wes

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    July 28th, 2010

  29. Bill

    I wonder if they sell that at Wal-Mart, or do you get it at Kays jewelry

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    July 28th, 2010

  30. this is to show the bus driver where to drop him off,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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    July 28th, 2010

  31. Jacks

    Holy gunt.

    “I got your Walmart RIGHT HERE…no, seriously, it’s right here on this awesome belt buckle…wanna rub it? No? Okay, well, enjoy your shopping experience at Walmart, little girl.”

    Too far?

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    July 28th, 2010

  32. Jason M.

    Where you buy that belt buckle? Wal-Mart?

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    July 28th, 2010

  33. It’s a good thing he’s not allowed to show his Wal-Mart tattoo.

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    July 28th, 2010

  34. Kate

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    July 28th, 2010

  35. silly

    I am sure it took 3 paychecks for him to save up for his custom made bling….and I totally love his “sexy” pose!

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    July 28th, 2010

  36. greasy soupbone

    This is actually an old picture; they don’t brand their workers anymore they embed them with smart tags.

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    July 28th, 2010

  37. signguy

    Another proud Walmart Warrior slumped over in the doorway ready to greet the lame, sick and poor at heart as the worlds biggest tent revival begins a new day.

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 17 Thumb down 8

    July 28th, 2010

  38. Ken

    Eventually that belt will be tightened until it turns into two lumpy people

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 27 Thumb down 2

    July 28th, 2010

  39. SEAN

    theres actually a walmart belt buckle?

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    July 28th, 2010

  40. Twisted Sister

    I’d love to think that this is a doughy hipster failing at irony, but given the crepe at the neck, I think not. I’m laughing, but I feel guilty because I think this person might be mildly retarded or senile. If that’s the case, I want to beat this person’s guardian; how could you let him out like that?!?! Do you help him button his Izod knock-off all the way up to his neck, too?

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    July 28th, 2010

  41. Devine

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    July 28th, 2010

  42. DaMom

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    July 28th, 2010

  43. Layla

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    July 28th, 2010

  44. Doug Allen

    He actually won this in the tri-state Walmart Rodeo.It’s held in the parking lot after the wrastling meet. Way to go Jim Bob!! He stayed on Mary from theft prevention for a full eleven seconds!

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    July 28th, 2010

  45. Scroti McBoogerballs

    Kinda surprised Willie the pimp hasnt bought ona these yet

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    July 28th, 2010

  46. Elmo

    Watch for a Walmart honey with TRAMLAW across her for head.

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    July 28th, 2010

  47. Elmo

    forehead

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    July 28th, 2010

  48. Gina

    Now that’s what I call SUPPORT!!

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    July 28th, 2010

  49. FatKenney

    When “pride in your workplace” crosses over into that creepy, obsessive, stalker-kind of love.

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    July 28th, 2010

  50. cheysmom

    Really?? Why, just in case you missed the name tag that says Wal-Mart on it?

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    July 28th, 2010

  51. poprox

    Is that a gizzard?

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 6 Thumb down 4

    July 28th, 2010

  52. parkerq

    The only thing he is wearing that fits him is the over sized shame buckle…

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    July 28th, 2010

  53. SNLFan

    It’s Pat, the androgynous Walmart greeter!

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 21 Thumb down 0

    July 28th, 2010

  54. KAT

    OMG Want

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    July 28th, 2010

  55. Stink Monkey

    I don’t know whats more repulsive the gut or the belt buckle?

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    July 28th, 2010

  56. POWMTRKR

    no fluffy, his grillz say “ROLLBACK!” *bling*

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    July 28th, 2010

  57. Kenz

    At first I thought it was a woman, then I noticed the arm hair. It looks kinda like he has a small set of moobs.

    And why do people with that kind of build tuck their shirts it? I know for a fact wally world doesn’t force their employees to do that.

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    July 28th, 2010

  58. And it would make a great knuckle ring too.

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    July 28th, 2010

  59. OH MY

    Proud as a peacock!

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    July 28th, 2010

  60. Howeird

    Walmart Son! WHAT!

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    July 28th, 2010

  61. Janie1215

    I so want one! Shop and Awe, right there!

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    July 28th, 2010

  62. Shanesaw

    I think that EVERYONE that works at a Wal-Mart store should be REQUIRED to wear that belt buckle. Is there ANYTHING ELSE that weould show your company loyalty?

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    July 28th, 2010

  63. Shanesaw

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    July 28th, 2010

  64. teeg

    That’s some serious Walmart dedication!

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    July 28th, 2010

  65. TheWD

    “Gonna stand at the door… Put out the vibe.”

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    July 28th, 2010

  66. Rob, Chicago

    Not every store has employees that will proudly wear there store’s name above their……well, you know.

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    July 28th, 2010

  67. Say what you will, but he’s got a job. And I bet he keeps it!

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    July 28th, 2010

  68. LaLa

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    July 28th, 2010

  69. JessJess

    Don’t show this to any of my managers… If this became part of the dress code, I would have to quit. Even if I do need the money for my bills. I can’t handle that kind of job dedication.

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    July 28th, 2010

  70. Barry

    Man if that comes loose————————LOOK OUT————It’s gonna hurt someone…But then again if that’s Brass… we could sell if for another 2-3 big mac’s r whoppers.

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    July 28th, 2010

  71. MARRIED

    I didn’t know Wally World had a championship belt! I wonder what youhave to do to win it? Kiss the most ass at their little cheer leading sessions?

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    July 28th, 2010

  72. PasserBy

    Ooooh Sexy Beast!
    Served up fresh on a Wal-mart-turkey-platter-belt-buckle.
    Does it get any better than that?

    Sthpank me…

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    July 28th, 2010

  73. nat

    for some reason, I figure this guy is probably one of the nicest door greeters ever though. or at least that’s what I’d like to believe…

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    July 29th, 2010

  74. Kim

    Well dude is definately supporting the market brand.

    Will he have a jewler engrave ‘helping you live better” on the bottom of the buckle?

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    July 29th, 2010

  75. wolf

    though you cant see it, he hs a glock on his right side that has a handle grip that has rollbacks diamond encrusted onto it. if you look hard enough you can see the holster

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    July 29th, 2010

  76. Son of Sam's Club

    WM has a wrestling league?

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    July 29th, 2010

  77. reno

    Awesome! I didn’t know they even SOLD these crazy belt buckles. I’m gonna head on down there tomorrow and pick me up one of these.

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    July 29th, 2010

  78. Time For Me To Fly

    Why, they are “ghetto-FLABulous”

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    July 29th, 2010

  79. Big Sweaty (Biker)

    Bob was so proud of his 50th year of employment annerversery buckle that he wares it everyday that he works, and he likes his new door checker spot job it kee[s him current with his peeps…

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    July 29th, 2010

  80. Kelley

    And this is the FIRST thing you see when you walk in the door.

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    July 29th, 2010

  81. Philly

    MOOBS,OH YEA. BUT A GLOCK? NAH. THATS A CELL PHONE ON HIS BELT.

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    July 29th, 2010

  82. Todd

    Representin’ da Wizzle-Masnizzle.

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    July 29th, 2010

  83. kevin

    and here i thought texas was the promise land flowing with belt buckles.

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    July 29th, 2010

  84. forbidmenot

    Hey, lighten up on the insults about my Super Hero…WalMart Man has saved me a f’n bundle over the years. Thanks WalMart Man!

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    July 29th, 2010

  85. Madz

    What people don’t know is this man’s name is Walter Martin and his gramma gave him the belt on his birthday!

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    July 29th, 2010

  86. gregory higgins

    A little boy is playing with his new football and a little girl asks if she can play. He tells her, “No. These are for boys.”

    The little girl runs into the house and tells her mother. The next day the girl sticks her tongue out at the boy a……nd waves her new football in his face. The little boy angrily points to his boy’s bike and says, “Oh yeah? Well, only boys can get these!”

    But the next day, the little girl has the same bike. The little boy gets furious, pulls down his pants, points to his unit, and says, “Look, only boys have these and your mom can’t buy you one!”

    The next day he walks by and the little girl promptly pulls up her dress, points to her bits, and proclaims, “My mother tells me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of those as I want.”

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    July 29th, 2010

  87. verbatim

    He has a job. Ever’body shut up

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    July 29th, 2010

  88. SandyCheekys

    I will have his wal-creature children for a belt buckle like that.

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    July 29th, 2010

  89. skip

    Chastity belt!

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    July 29th, 2010

  90. JeremY

    (sarcastically) I am so jealous

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    July 29th, 2010

  91. T Bone

    Droop Dogg!

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    July 29th, 2010

  92. Rob

    Championship Wrestling has reached a new low!

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    July 29th, 2010

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    July 29th, 2010

  94. Buddha

    My life’s search is now complete, I have seen Nirvana…

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    July 29th, 2010

  95. Julie

    Wow- that is dedication to your job! Hope he/she has alot of stock!

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    July 29th, 2010

  96. Lalawojo

    Does he have “ROLLBACK” printed across the seat of his pants, too?

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    July 29th, 2010

  97. DooWiki

    Is it metal or plastic?

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    July 29th, 2010

  98. bella

    OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH (*gasping for air)AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    July 29th, 2010

  99. Haggie

    What do you call a male fupa/gunt?

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    July 29th, 2010

  100. Shelly

    Someone had to bring sexy back.

    “I’m bringing sexy back
    Them other boys watch while I attack
    If that’s your girl you better watch your back
    Cause she’ll burn it up for me and that’s a fact “

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    July 29th, 2010

  101. Three3

    Industrial strength buckle!

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    July 29th, 2010

  102. my name is marvin and i am the neeeeeeeeeeewwwww wal mart heavy weeeeeeeeight champion of florida and if i fart some one will get hurt whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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    July 29th, 2010

  103. This is why I was so upset when someone confused me for a walmart worker the other day.

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    July 29th, 2010

  104. Mr. Anderson

    Belt buckle is the “30 Years of Service” award. He could probably sell it on ebay for $1000.

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    July 30th, 2010

  105. Mary

    That is just freaking classic! Where can I get one of those!!!!

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    July 30th, 2010

  106. It's casual

    It could be worse. At least his pants are pulled up around his waist and not drooping down around his ass. Belt buckles in general are stupid but this one gets an A for originality. Someone should give this guy a raise. You will not find a more dedicated Walmart employee.

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    July 30th, 2010

  107. Emerson

    It takes a BIG man to wear a BIG belt buckle.

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    July 30th, 2010

  108. wolf

    @ philly: when did you learn your rights and lefts? i said right side. the phones on his left.

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    July 30th, 2010

  109. Fantasia Beautiful

    Hello mama milk sacks, you need a bra!!! hahahaha

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    July 30th, 2010

  110. Fantasia Beautiful

    Holy Hell…… mamamilksacks need a holster…………WEAR A BRA LADY

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    July 30th, 2010

  111. dred

    It looks like this creature has multiple sets of boobs, like a dog, all up and down the chest….

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    July 30th, 2010

  112. Ric

    Now he needs his WalMart brass knuckles.

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    July 30th, 2010

  113. Laurie

    Not only is he a great door-greeter, but he’s single handedly put an end to those pesky drive-by moonings from the Kmart “Suspenders Gang” ;)

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    July 30th, 2010

  114. SOUL ROCKER

    Heavy Metal, need I say more?

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    July 31st, 2010

  115. sal

    a cry for help, desperate need for identity, oh the humanity of it all!

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    July 31st, 2010

  116. This Chick

    “Elmo
    Watch for a Walmart honey with TRAMLAW across her for head.”

    HAHAHAHAHA it took me friggin’ FOREVER to realise what the hell he meant! “Tramlaw? Huh?” LOL

    }:)

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    August 1st, 2010

  117. orion

    this B is official hes a door inspectior!

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    August 1st, 2010

  118. Debra

    Well…Atleast they have a job :)

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    August 1st, 2010

  119. bobby

    nice addition to accentuate the pamper buldge

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    August 2nd, 2010

  120. thingamagig

    @ Gregory Higgins

    I tell that joke better.

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    August 3rd, 2010

  121. Yo, I like big guts.

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    August 4th, 2010

  122. Deee

    LMFAOOO damn thats a hell of a beltbuckle!!!

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    August 4th, 2010

  123. Jennie

    dude! i have seen him in real life!!!! i wanted to get a pic of that!
    props to the person who was able to post it here first!

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    August 5th, 2010

  124. Valorie

    Man that is DEDICATION!!!!!I WANT ONE!!!

    August 7th, 2010

  125. Hehe

    “Where do you work?” *pulls up pants* “Just guess” My name is Jones..Don Jones..door greeter….

    August 8th, 2010

  126. A WALMART “SPECIAL

    August 9th, 2010

  127. jokely

    That’s odd…..The name badges at my WM say “Courtesy Associate” or “People Greeter” (duh, you’re greeting people, not doors…..?)

    But noticed his tag says “Door Greeter”? WTF?!

    August 9th, 2010

  128. Jennifer

    You all are wrong!!! This is what Wal Mart gives employees after 50 years of service!!!!!!!!!

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    August 11th, 2010

  129. MUSKYLADY

    MADE IN CHINA!

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    August 18th, 2010

  130. amber

    oh my gosh… i work at wal-mart… and if i saw a fellow employee i would do my duty to walmart and advise them to lose the belt…

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    August 22nd, 2010

  131. cynde

    we dont greet doors
    we greet people }:<
    hahahahaha

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    August 27th, 2010

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