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Are those fake pantyhose? Really? This isn’t Mad Men, you aren’t gonna catch sh*t for not wearing leggings….God I wish this was Mad Men though. Uggghh that would be so awesome. Don Draper is a boss!

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  1. Mew

    Awww, maybe they have something cute at the top? :-)

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    July 30th, 2010

  2. Christy

    Fake seams, I didn’t know we were having a silk shortage again… and her left seam is a little crooked!

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    July 30th, 2010

  3. There seems to be something dripping out of your pants . . . .

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    July 30th, 2010

  4. Devine

    Seriously the fake pantyhose don’t even make her legs look anymore sexi.. just looks retarded.

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    July 30th, 2010

  5. Kurt

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    July 30th, 2010

  6. Wes

    Vera always hated summer when she wore shorts to pick up her vericose vein prescription.

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    July 30th, 2010

  7. Wheezer

    Jorts over (fake) pantyhose? What a novel look.

    People should really stop trying to (ahem) “innovate” if this is the result.

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    July 30th, 2010

  8. Chipmunk

    Ahhh, yes. 1,001 uses for a Sharpie.

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    July 30th, 2010

  9. Robert

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    July 30th, 2010

  10. Italian

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    July 30th, 2010

  11. Mike

    Kurt…. really dude? She’s got the body shape of a man. Up your standards.

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    July 30th, 2010

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    July 30th, 2010

  13. Stink Monkey

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    July 30th, 2010

  14. Sir Hates Alot

    She’s the sister of the woman with the bow tattoos on the back of her legs. I see a disturbing trend.

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    July 30th, 2010

  15. hillbelly

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    July 30th, 2010

  16. Rog

    ok two things first someone else had to put this on the back of her legs. and what the hell is at the other end? I dont think any of use want to know.

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    July 30th, 2010

  17. chris

    They aren’t “fake pantyhose”, those are seams that are tattooed on the legs, meant to look like seams when you are actually WEARING stockings or pantyhose. Normally they are drawn on with an eyeliner pencil, not tattooed on.

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    July 30th, 2010

  18. Erin O.

    Hell no …those are not Tatts…If they were why are they inches…and I mean several…from her heel? The only way those would look sexy in shoes is if she had on combat boots or thigh high punks. This is just sad, When did Americans just jump off the fashion train and give up in the valley of Polyester?

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    July 30th, 2010

  19. verbatim

    Are those ant trails??

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    July 30th, 2010

  20. MsDookie

    If those are tats, whoever did them needs an asskicking. They are crooked!!!

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    July 30th, 2010

  21. thingamagig

    They are arrows which point which way is up

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    July 30th, 2010

  22. Dee Eye

    They aren’t hose-seams. They are the zippers for the costume she wears to shop incognito at Walmart. Hi Britney!

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    July 30th, 2010

  23. JO

    OMG! She killed Big Bird and turn him into a purse! Where’s PETA?

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    July 30th, 2010

  24. Layla

    She’s the classiest gal in the trailer park.

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    July 30th, 2010

  25. googly

    I Like The Way The Line Runs Up The Back of Those Stockings

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    July 30th, 2010

  26. Rae

    Maybe she got drunk and passed out the night before and someone did that to her. Maybe she doesn’t know yet…

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    July 30th, 2010

  27. Whitney

    Im confused…

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    July 30th, 2010

  28. Ace

    Ugh… If those are tats, they look like crap…wear real stockings and it might even make those ankles look slimmer. Ladies, if you want a sexy retro look just BUY some real nylons and keep it classy instead of this BS.

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    July 30th, 2010

  29. Big Mo

    I think those are strings, that are attached to her panties, to help keep her slippers on.

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    July 30th, 2010

  30. Big Sweaty (Biker)

    Stop let’in the kids play with the Sharpies……………..nice look !!! goes Great with the flip flops !!!!! TATTOO FAIL !!!! (But she had a coupon…) We really didn’t think this though did we…I have now seen it all and that is really sad, I’m a dirty OLD BIKER and that is saying a lot…….OMG WTF??!!!???!!!

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    July 30th, 2010

  31. Mallory

    They look like surgery lines….could we then call them “surgical stockings?”

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    July 30th, 2010

  32. gar

    Could have been worse, by a skosh.
    Could have been fishnet tats

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    July 30th, 2010

  33. WHOA-NELLIE

    Can’t help but think about deveining shrimp for some reason or another…

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    July 30th, 2010

  34. Kate

    Well…they do distract from the rest of her.

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    July 30th, 2010

  35. Todd

    That has got to be the biggest, yellowest purse I’ve ever seen.

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    July 30th, 2010

  36. ptksue

    Frigging stupid.

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    July 30th, 2010

  37. bette

    LMAO@ whoa-nellie
    it’s so true and thanks for the laugh!

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    July 30th, 2010

  38. rob

    those are probably some remnant of when she was goth back about 15 years ago. now they just fade into her stretch marks.

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    July 30th, 2010

  39. Nooneinparticular

    Someone mentioned that the stocking line doesn’t go all the way down to the heel. I remember my mother wearing stockings and the heel was separately woven onto the stocking. That’s why the stocking line doesn’t go all the way to the heel. Fortunately, pantyhose came along right about the time I started wearing hose so I never had to worry about keeping my line straight. Besides, I hated wearing either a girdle or a garter belt to keep stockings up.

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    July 30th, 2010

  40. I'D HIT THAT

    July 30th, 2010

  41. beebop

    This is disturbing because 1) no one with a sane sense of fashion wears stockings or pantyhose anymore..and 2) if the do wear stockings its to dress up or look sexy, and the fact that she wants them branded on her body 24/7 cries alot, because i can bet she doesn’t do a whole lot of dressing up. and it’s certainly not sexy.

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    July 30th, 2010

  42. kelsey

    I prefer my pantyhose to be seemless JUSSSS SAYIN.

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    July 30th, 2010

  43. Scroti McBoogerballs

    People seriously get tattoos of seams on their legs? That has to be the worst idea ever…. I think im gonna get a hat tattooed on my head so i dont have to wear one anymore

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    July 30th, 2010

  44. Sonja

    Is this the “hose seam” people were talking about regarding the picture of that other chick who had the little bows tattooed on the backs of her thighs??? This has got to be one of the dumbest, most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen…..

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    July 30th, 2010

  45. Nooneinparticular

    Scroti McBoogerballs. The other day in my local Wally World, I saw a young woman who had had a bikini top tattooed on her!! She was wearing a tube top that was almost pulled down to her nipple line to show off the tattoo. Wish I had had a camera with me but I don’t think she would have appreciated having her picture taken. The guy she was with was pretty rough looking too. But a tattooed bikini was something else to see.

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    July 30th, 2010

  46. Katie

    These look fairly thick to be stocking seam tattoos (which I think look stupid anyway, btw.) Either the tattoo artist was not very good or these are actually plastic surgery consultation marks for liposuction. My friend got her legs done and they drew down the backs of them just like that.

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    July 30th, 2010

  47. SEAN

    looks like someone drew down her leg with a pen

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    July 30th, 2010

  48. Son of Sam's Club

    Wow those zip-on hot legs really work wonder on you.

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    July 30th, 2010

  49. FatKenney

    Actually, it’s a life-sized tattoo of a stick man.

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    July 30th, 2010

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    July 30th, 2010

  51. TT in OV

    Popanator i have always believed that all kids could be saved, untill now. You must be put down like a rabid animal, that you are!

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    July 30th, 2010

  52. Jack

    She could be in theater and performing a show.

    During the run of a show, girls will draw these lines on the back of their legs so when they do put on the stockings they are performing in, they can make sure their seams are straight.

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    July 30th, 2010

  53. shadopilot

    Is she wearing a Klingon sash??? Worf’s gonna be pissed when he cant find it!

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    July 30th, 2010

  54. Cacophobia

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    July 30th, 2010

  55. verbatim

    Scrotti a nice gray fedora would look good……..

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    July 30th, 2010

  56. verbatim

    @TT IN OV: Dont even bother commenting on the poopanator. Just do your civic duty and help to hide him anytime his comment is showing.

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    July 30th, 2010

  57. Price Check on Isle 37

    “Those are the straightest varicose veins I have ever seen.”

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    July 30th, 2010

  58. Flummoxed!

    Chipmunk – I’m HOPING and PRAYING that it’s a sharpie and NOT a tattoo.

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    July 31st, 2010

  59. chynadoll13154

    They can’t be pantyhose. She is wearing flip-flops so her toes are obviously out.

    I’m going to say sharpie marks for lipo or more likely, a vericose vein removal surgery. If she went for a consultation, the doctor would have drawn on her. I guess she should have asked for alcohol to remove it, but maybe she didn’t think of it…

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    July 31st, 2010

  60. Kissy

    I thought that’s what they did in the great depression, ones who couldn’t afford leggings. She’s at the pharmacy so maybe she’s sick.

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    July 31st, 2010

  61. witchblade

    I wonder if her thoughts before leaving the house were ” i need something to complete my sexy outfit of cut off jeans and t-shirt …I KNOW SEXY SEAMED HOSE!!!! PERFECT NOW I’M A HOT MOMMA!!! Wish i had a mirror so i could see my perfect look!!!”.

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    July 31st, 2010

  62. Lady Anne

    Kissy, it wasn’t the Great Depression, it was WWII, when all the silk went to make parachutes for the soldiers. Women drew lines down the backs of their legs and used fake tanning lotion (although we didn’t call it that, then) to make it appear we were wearing stockings. If you worked in a factory for the war effort, you wore bobby socks and saddle shoes or sneakers, but if you went out, a lady wore stockings – or tried to make it look as if she did. Actually – and this sounds kinda upside down – you wanted to look as if you MIGHT have on stockings, but actually wearing them was considered unpatriotic. And you must remember that during WWI, we were fighting for our lives.

    Which doesn’t, however, explain what the woman in the picture thinks she’s doing. (Sorry about the history lesson – occupational hazzard!)

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    July 31st, 2010

  63. Nicole

    Seriously, what’s the point of this? Why not just wear pantyhose??

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    August 1st, 2010

  64. Karla

    I have more of a concern over that purse…gads!

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    August 1st, 2010

  65. zowiewoahie

    Girls have been tating this crap down their legs for a while. Why? I have no idea, people think the dumbest stuff is cute.

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    August 1st, 2010

  66. xcoworker

    No they are real….Jackie is that you?

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    August 2nd, 2010

  67. This seems like this happened in a “Ya’all watch this ” moment.

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    August 2nd, 2010

  68. opie

    That is a tatoo or iron on transfer….saves on hose for the important functions in life. like the mud bogs on saturdays.

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    August 2nd, 2010

  69. WVU

    I don’t even want to know where they lead!

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    August 2nd, 2010

  70. Hailey

    That’s actually a type of tattoo where you get the leg of your nerve tattooed in a straight line. Very weird and very painful. Because it’s a nerve, your leg twitches violently when it’s being done.

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    August 4th, 2010

  71. Kay

    Looks like a girl I knew.

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    August 4th, 2010

  72. Purple

    I was in a play in college where we had to draw these lines to make it look like our panty hoes had the seams in the back because of when the show was set.

    That could be what this is.

    August 8th, 2010

  73. navybiker1957

    Nooooo, that isn’t a sharpie mark, it really is a tat. I know this young lady from work. I always wanted to ask her what the hell she was thinking when she got it, but my job is worth more than than knowing the answer. I have no idea what she was thinking, but she really is a good looking gal from the front. Looks like this was taken at the Flour Bluff Walmart. Stay Classy Corpus!!!

    August 8th, 2010

  74. ali

    hey as$hole those are the marks they put on ppl who are going into surgery soon

    August 8th, 2010

  75. ali

    if that last one doesnt go on the site…then tell them urself

    August 8th, 2010

  76. MiketheAggie

    Actually, this one may have been taken in Bryan/College Station. One of my neighbors has tattoos just like these on the backs of her legs. Is this her?!?!?!

    August 8th, 2010

  77. JMoney

    HOLY SHIT I’VE SEEN HER OUTSIDE OF WALMART IN CORPUS CHRISTI!!!

    August 9th, 2010

  78. David Lee Roth

    “I like the way the line runs up the back of her stockings. No, no, no, no don’t take ‘em off, keep ‘em on. Yeah, that’s it…a little more to the right. Everybody wants some!”

    August 9th, 2010

  79. CASEY

    Im thinking those are balloon strings….

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    August 15th, 2010

  80. mrz80

    Those stripes are the inlays where they installed the truss rods

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    August 17th, 2010

  81. sniper

    funny, women drew a line like that during WWII bcuz they needed the nylon for the parachutes.

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    August 22nd, 2010

  82. Carcajou

    That is not a drawn line…that is the leg zippers in a human suit for bipedal aliens…

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    August 31st, 2010

  83. Bri

    I’ve seen tattoos of zippers up the back of someones legs before maybe thats what it is….

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    September 1st, 2010

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