July 29th, 2010
In Good Spirits
How come the spirits of mother nature never tell people to wear pants? Maybe the spirits think it’s something that can go unsaid, but clearly it cannot. So by the slim chance that the spirits out there also enjoy our website, I implore you to please tell people to wear pants. Thank you.
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Fuck yeah!!!!!!
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July 29th, 2010
That’s quite an impressive Chia-Pet growing on the end of his face.
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July 29th, 2010
If we have to make a choice, I would much rather he covered the upper half. The worst thing about his legs is that they need sun.
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July 29th, 2010
wow that is some neat shirt though. I was looking at the shirt so intently that I didn’t even notice the lack of pants.
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July 29th, 2010
are those “opera binoculars” .. seriously .. on top of the poor stylings and badly in need of dirty hair he has binoculars to read with?
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July 29th, 2010
Woah, Pocahontas has clearly changed diets….
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July 29th, 2010
Dear people of Wal-Mart,
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What’s that on his forehead?
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July 29th, 2010
Somtimes I just skip the shorts entirely and wear a mid-thigh long t-shirt to keep everything mostly hidden
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July 29th, 2010
“lost in Wal-mart”
and where is your brother
“Attention K-mart Shoppers”
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July 29th, 2010
“My OTHER horse is a bicycle.”
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July 29th, 2010
ever see the movie “A Man Called Horse’s A##”?
besides the politically incorrect tent/shirt, the flip-up sunglasses, and the flip flops, i would say ol’ Bob Seger is looking kinda haggard these days.
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July 29th, 2010
Hope he’s not Native American. If he is, you can bet that some tribal elder is scanning his birth certificate for loopholes!
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July 29th, 2010
for some reason, tim mcgraws “indian outlaw” pops into my head
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July 29th, 2010
LMFAO @ Gogirl!! I was on my way to post that and ya beat me to it!!
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July 29th, 2010
i think the spirits have a sense of humor too. that’s why he is on this website. Love it!
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July 29th, 2010
Wow, Willie Nelson has sure hit the skids!
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July 29th, 2010
I have to say, at least his legs look ok. It could be much much worse!
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It appears that the indian on his shirt is also going bare-back.
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July 29th, 2010
It appears that the indian on his shirt is also going bareback.
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July 29th, 2010
I want to know what that is sticking out of the middle of his face!?!?!
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July 29th, 2010
“No, shirts, No shoes, No service” ….They didnt say anything about pants.
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his legs are more feminie than most women
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July 29th, 2010
Im not sure what the fuss is about the shirt people besides lack of taste. Whats not politically correct? Did American Indians not ride horses and wear decorative head gear when going into battle? Give me a break all you PC freaks. Let it go. Quit trying to rewrite the history books to your liking. AND if the American Indian doesnt like it well shop somewhere else I guess. Its not my fault your ancestors dressed the way they did and had war cries and wore face paint. Be proud of your ancestors and not upset because white people glorify them on a shirt. Geez.
The bigger question here is how the hell does someone support a gut like that with those spindles called legs. Its seems impossible to eat that much and NOT have fat legs too. I need a structural engineering degree for this one Im afraid.
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July 29th, 2010
I must trade white man money for ceremonial Peptomismo and Tums for the big feast later in the Pizza Hut.
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July 29th, 2010
We used to call them “Pooh Pagans” after Winnie the Pooh, like Donald Duck, who wears a shirt but no pants
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July 29th, 2010
see what happens when you eat the brown acid!
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July 29th, 2010
And the flip flops make his legs look super long and sexy…………. NOT!!
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July 29th, 2010
whats ole moondog here starrin at?
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July 29th, 2010
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?state=1&cat=39
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July 29th, 2010
Barb, you are absolutely right! Sharp eye!
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July 29th, 2010
Mama’s don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys…
or whatever the hell this is supposed to be.
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July 29th, 2010
I love that shirt. And despite the too short shorts, nothing is exposed. I’m just trying to figure out the headband/eye shades/visor thingy.
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July 29th, 2010
His other shirt is an “awesome wolf shirt”.
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July 30th, 2010
I bet his shirt matches the sweet paint job on his van.
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@ Verbatim- Lol, nah, I’ll pass- I’d only want that pattern on one of those white trash lamps with the glass shades & fake brass you win at the carnivals!
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July 30th, 2010
Is that the Grandfather from The Lost Boys?!
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July 30th, 2010
So this is what happend to Kevin Costner at the end of Dances with Wolves
you rock John dumbear …….that dunbar….John dunbar not dumbear.
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July 30th, 2010
@ Barb – You’ll find one of those at his house!
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July 30th, 2010
Pretty sure I can see this tool’s divining rod hanging out the bottom of his shorts. Or is that his peace pipe? I can’t tell.
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July 30th, 2010
Whatever his gig, he completely f*cked up that poor little kid in the background.
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July 30th, 2010
bad hair day
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July 30th, 2010
He is very deceiving. From the back he looks skinny and than you get the side view and surprise!
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July 30th, 2010
From the waste up …NO THANKS!
Seriously, if you only look at the legs …they’re not half bad! ; )
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July 30th, 2010
Santa on vacation….even jolly old elves need a break now and then!
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July 30th, 2010
“You put my buckskin breeches in the wash? What the hell am I gonna wear to the store?”
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July 30th, 2010
This guy didn’t get the memo. Most white folks gave up on trying to be Indians a decade ago. Now all the fashionable whites are claiming to be Irish. Go ahead; explain to me what percentage you are. Dumbass.
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July 30th, 2010
Is this the great white owl of lawrence, kansas?
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July 31st, 2010
Willie is in the Mart!
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August 1st, 2010
Love the shirt, HATE the pants, well, lack- of,
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August 2nd, 2010
Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.
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August 5th, 2010
“Hey young Injun, wanna see my totem pole?”
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August 6th, 2010
The sign says “No shirt, No shoes, No service.” It doesn’t say anything about pants.
August 10th, 2010
I Know this guy…. This was taken in Eldersburg, Walmart…. And yea he always dresses like this
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August 11th, 2010
Hey this guy is from the carroll county area haha he aways came in at the local grocery store bahaha
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August 14th, 2010
His shirt is beautiful!
His shorts …no..
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August 19th, 2010
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