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You Gotta Start Somewhere



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Do you know what other band got their start in the boy’s clothing section at Wal-Mart?…..No seriously, I was asking. Does anybody know? Because I have to assume if you are at the point where you are accepting that gig you must have given up all hope to play MSG one day. Oh, and why wouldn’t they have a banjo and a fiddle.

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  1. Michelle

    All they are missing is the guy in the overalls playing the jug!

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    July 29th, 2010

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    July 29th, 2010

  3. Navy Wife

    lol.. Seriously about 4 years ago I saw Hootie and The Blowfish play at our Super Walmart in Jacksonville… I would say that is why Darius Rucker is now playing country music…

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    July 29th, 2010

  4. rufus

    “Play me some mountain music
    like grandma and grandpa use to play. . .”

    Nice to see Alabama getting back together.

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    July 29th, 2010

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    July 29th, 2010

  6. sis

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    July 29th, 2010

  7. Scoob

    Soggy Bottom Boys Reunion???? If true, that’s kinda disturbing that they are in the Boy’s Clothing section.

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    July 29th, 2010

  8. LaLa

    im just picturing them playing justin bieber “baby” , I really don’t know why :-/

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    July 29th, 2010

  9. Teeko

    What??! No accordion?

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    July 29th, 2010

  10. just a guy

    Mom said they couldn’t jam in the basement anymore.

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    July 29th, 2010

  11. I guess they thing jamming in the basement is over rated?…

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    July 29th, 2010

  12. Lalawojo

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    July 29th, 2010

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    July 29th, 2010

  14. Son of Sam's Club

    Is that a hootenanny or a hoedown?

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    July 29th, 2010

  15. Rob

    Milli Vanilli was over in the shoe department.

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    July 29th, 2010

  16. beth

    how many of thoses old people are just sitting down on the benches because they were tired of walking around the huge store????? The woman in the green shirt’s ass is hanging off the bench.

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    July 29th, 2010

  17. Rob

    shouldn’t the “Jolly Green Lardass” in the front row be wearing LUCKY shorts?

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    July 29th, 2010

  18. Rob

    “AND she’s buyyyying……..the staaaaairway………to WAL MART”

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    July 29th, 2010

  19. I was always wondering whatever happened to the bubbettes after bubba went solo.

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    July 29th, 2010

  20. Austink

    Yeah, thats Marty Raybon & Full Circle. They’re a pretty good band.

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    July 29th, 2010

  21. Indeed

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    July 29th, 2010

  22. Zig

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    July 29th, 2010

  23. Rob

    songs they could be playing…
    “Hair of the Dog”
    “Highway to Hell”
    “People are Strange”
    “Low Rider”
    “Fire”
    “Send in the Clowns”
    “Stuck in the Middle with You”
    “Rubber Ducky”
    “Dogs”

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    July 29th, 2010

  24. Scroti McBoogerballs

    From the people who brought you Wally-World parking lot wrestling, Sam Walton proudly presents the Wal-flowers

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    July 29th, 2010

  25. Nobody

    They’re not getting their start at Walmart; they’re getting their finish.

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    July 29th, 2010

  26. AmyBoo

    Wal Mart had to come up with something to drown out the sound of all the parents beating their screaming kids!!

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    July 29th, 2010

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    July 29th, 2010

  28. ManBearPig

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    July 29th, 2010

  29. Anna Rexia

    “May I have your attention, please. Beginning today at 2pm, Bubba Jo Bob Briggs and the Back Boobs will be playing next to the Men’s Casual Wear department. This is a free concert brought to you by your local Walmart.”

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    July 29th, 2010

  30. GOTTCHA!

    Looks just like a old “Hee-Haw” skit.

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    July 29th, 2010

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    July 29th, 2010

  32. RainingRoses

    Brad Paisley sang at a WM in Georgia.

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    July 29th, 2010

  33. signguy

    Never saw so many white people in WalMart. Whole damn trailer park must have emptied out for this event.

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    July 29th, 2010

  34. SEAN

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    July 29th, 2010

  35. forbidmenot

    Confusing…I don’t know whether to cry for the band or the audience.

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    July 29th, 2010

  36. DollarBill

    Due to a slowdown in tourism in the area, the Deliverance band had to go to Wally World to find some new blood

    SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY!!

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    July 29th, 2010

  37. (::::||::::)

    The devil went down to WalMart, he was looking for a soul to steal.
    He was in a bind ‘cos he was way behind: he was willin’ to make a deal.
    When he came across this old man greetin’ at a entrance and greetin’ it hot.
    And the devil jumped upon a row of shoppin’ carts and said: “Gramps let me tell you what:
    “I bet you didn’t know it, but I’m quite a greeter too.
    “And if you’d care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you.
    “Now you play a pretty good greeter, boy, but give the devil his due:
    “I bet a shoppin’ cart of gold against your soul, ‘cos I think I’m better than you.”
    The boy said: “My name’s Erland and it might be a sin,
    “But I’ll take your bet, your gonna regret, ‘cos I’m the best that’s ever been.”

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    July 29th, 2010

  38. Big Worm

    Its a long way to the top, if you want to Rock and Roll!!

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    July 29th, 2010

  39. yeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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    July 29th, 2010

  40. thingamagig

    alternative exposure compared to what we usually witness on this site

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    July 29th, 2010

  41. Why does he make me think he’d be into cooking up some roadkill?

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    July 29th, 2010

  42. TT in OV

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    nice…well thought

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    July 29th, 2010

  43. The devil went down to Michigan.

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    July 29th, 2010

  44. Jose

    “Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Billy Ray Cyrus and his Wal-Star Band”.

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    July 29th, 2010

  45. J.

    Hey come check this out! Them hats are just $10!

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    July 29th, 2010

  46. rufus

    @ Rob: Milli may have been over in the shoe department, but Vanilli is sleeping the big sleep. Blame it on the drug overdose.

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    July 29th, 2010

  47. PurrCat

    Finally, no shame in being in the “husky” section!

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    July 29th, 2010

  48. Bud

    @RUFUS,,,I had no idea how bad off Alabama was to be playing gigs at Wal Mart,no point in asking how it could get any worse,this is it………LOL

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    July 30th, 2010

  49. Winnipeg

    I find it depressing that pretty much every one in the audience is over weight. Of course, this IS Walmart….

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    July 30th, 2010

  50. rufus

    @ Bud: I think it could get worse. They could be playing a Walmart in Branson, MO.

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    July 30th, 2010

  51. Fullmetal

    The woman in green probley gots some flappers!! So when she claps so does her arms! It makes the band feel good to hear all the applause, but sadly its just the one lady!!! :P

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    July 30th, 2010

  52. Wheezer

    This band’s first selection:

    “GET THE GALDURN ALTERNATE TEXT OFF THE DURN PoWM PAGE!!!!!”

    If that’s true, I’m buying all of their releases.

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    July 30th, 2010

  53. Rob

    @rufus….yea, i remember. it might make it harder to lip-sync.

    @manbearpig….wouldn’t the band’s name be The Straws?

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    July 30th, 2010

  54. FIDDLER

    The violin shown IS a fiddle. The difference is the manner in which it’s played…

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    July 30th, 2010

  55. What?

    There’s a Jeff Foxworthy joke in all of this…

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    July 30th, 2010

  56. winston wolf

    little known fact: eminem got started having rap battles in michigan walmarts. of course this was glamorized in the movie The Eight Mile. it started in the boys section, then to electronics, and then the final battle in the garden center. ted nugent approves.

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    July 30th, 2010

  57. Big Sweaty (Biker)

    I’m a pick’in…………

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    July 30th, 2010

  58. Rick

    Not Alabama…it’s Marty Raybon…. a top level bluegrass band.

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    July 30th, 2010

  59. Gee gosh, I sure hopes they’s comin’ to a walmart near me!

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    July 30th, 2010

  60. gregory higgins

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    July 30th, 2010

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    July 30th, 2010

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    July 30th, 2010

  63. Todd

    “Um, excuse me… EXCUSE ME… I need to get some pants.”

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    July 30th, 2010

  64. gregory higgins

    Little Johnny was in the kitchen playing with his toy train as his father cooked dinner.
    Little Johnny stopped the train and said, ”All you damn assholes who want to get off, get the hell off. All those who want to get on, get the hell on!”

    ”Little Johnny!” exclaimed his father. ”I can’t believe you are using that language! You should be ashamed of yourself! I want you to go to your room and don’t come back until you have thought about what you’ve done!”

    So Little Johnny goes to his room and comes back an hour or so later.

    He resumes playing with his train, only this time when he stops it he says, ”All of you ladies and gentlemen who want to get off, you may now get off, and those who want to get on, you may now also get on. And as for those of you who have a problem with the hour delay, talk to the asshole in the kitchen!”

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    July 30th, 2010

  65. verbatim

    @ (::::||::::) Good one!

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    July 30th, 2010

  66. Will

    Luke Bryan played at WalMart and if you search youtube you can see the video.

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    July 30th, 2010

  67. BOBAA-LOU!!

    From here, they plan to go on and play for the FREE CREDIT REPORT commercial.

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    July 30th, 2010

  68. J.Peazy

    Hey come check this out! Them hats are 10 bucks!

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    July 30th, 2010

  69. grapesoda

    Hey sorry to disappoint you Michelle, I was sick that day so there was no fat guy in overalls playin’ the jug!

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    July 30th, 2010

  70. Virginia

    At least it’s not Jeffster from “Chuck”

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    July 30th, 2010

  71. Butch

    Talk about playing for beer. They could play for anything in the store.

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    July 30th, 2010

  72. Dee Eye

    Who gives a shit about the band in this pic? I’m curious about green blob’s half cheek on the bench – is she drying out her sweaty crack on the cushion, or scratching a pinworm itch, or what?

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    July 30th, 2010

  73. Al Sharpton

    Welcome to Flint

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    July 30th, 2010

  74. Rashid the Angry Gypsy

    What else are some laid off UAW workers gonna do on a Saturday night?

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    July 30th, 2010

  75. yally

    They have to be from the UP. Or the Thumb.

    Any normal area in Michigan shops at Meijer.

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    July 30th, 2010

  76. Bobert

    LOL, the woman in blue is either stifling a yawn or picking at a pimple.

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    July 30th, 2010

  77. I hear banjo’s! Really! And I’m enjoing it! Yeeehaaaaaaaaawwwww!

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    July 30th, 2010

  78. Key West

    Amateur hour at the Flint Wal Mart.

    These ol’ laid-off fellers sure know how to party

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    July 30th, 2010

  79. rob

    Elvis LIVES!

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    July 30th, 2010

  80. Ric

    (Recorded voice interupts concert)

    Come get your Big Mac meal over at our McDonalds!

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    July 30th, 2010

  81. FatKenney

    And the very next day their booking agent was fired.

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    July 30th, 2010

  82. parkerq

    Oh I wish and wish and wish again that I didn’t go to the show in Michigan…..walmart

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    July 31st, 2010

  83. Kwame Millen

    Hi Im marty fomally the lead singer from shanandoa, Were here just a tryin to make a few bucks for gas for our bus thats a sittin out there on the side of I-94 before someone steals the wheels off it. If yall could just drop some spare change in that there slurpee cup over there so me and the boys could make it home. No? No one? Man they was right it is hard to make a livin in Michigan.

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    July 31st, 2010

  84. dizzy

    What’s really sad is all the people sitting and watching and i emphasize sitting!! REally?

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    July 31st, 2010

  85. dizzy

    What’s scary is they are all sitting and watching. And I emphasize SITTING, really? nothing better to do with the day?

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    July 31st, 2010

  86. sixteen

    hahahahaha
    i saw “the moffatts” at my local walmart many many years ago, over 6000 people showed up, it was MAYHEM. the entire store got trashed.

    hahah does anyone even remember who the moffatts are?

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    July 31st, 2010

  87. Mike

    Only in Michigan!

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    July 31st, 2010

  88. Dani

    The Band Perry started out at wallmart.

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    August 1st, 2010

  89. John

    Hope they have the PA system hooked up to the speakers so they can interrupt with something more important like, “Clean up in isle 5. Clean up in isle 5 please.”

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    August 2nd, 2010

  90. mark

    well, the walmart gig is very sought after….clothing section, parking lot, whatever…..walmart is the biggest music retail outlet in the business,,and a gig there usually is connected to getting shelf space in the music section……very sought after……and yup, i think that is marty raybon….

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    August 3rd, 2010

  91. CatMom

    Too bad there’s no audio available. Who knows, they could be sounding good!

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    August 3rd, 2010

  92. Kay LO

    This is something I’d expect to see down south, not in michigan…

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    August 5th, 2010

  93. Emily

    My jazz band played at the opening of Target once…. we crammed ourselves into the store’s Taco Bell and played several sets. It’s still high up on my “worst gig ever” list.

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    August 6th, 2010

  94. Emily

    My jazz band once played at the opening of a Target. We crammed outselves into their in-store Taco Bell and played several sets. It’s still high on my “worst gig ever” list.

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    August 6th, 2010

  95. Meena

    No joke, *NSync got their start in a WalMart parking lot.

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    August 6th, 2010

  96. Dirk

    “Gloom, despair and agony on me-e!
    Deep dark depression, excessive misery-y!
    If it weren’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all!
    Gloom, despair and agony on me-e-e!”

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    August 6th, 2010

  97. Taylor

    I would just like to say that I saw Taylor Swift play a free concert at walmart three years ago so you really do have to start somewhere! She signed her cd for me and told me I was pretty :)

    August 7th, 2010

  98. TheCropChick

    If they’re looking for a manager, the mens department one just quit!

    August 10th, 2010

  99. Rae

    For the record…I saw All American Rejects play in the lingerie section of a nearby WalMart here about 3 years ago…so it could be worse! :P

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    August 12th, 2010

  100. earlymusicus

    I got me a mandolin – maybe I should give them a call!

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    August 16th, 2010

  101. Rog

    Any gig is a good gig nowadays!

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    August 19th, 2010

  102. RJ Raymond

    The guy with the guitar looks like the lead singer for the country group Shannandoah from years back.

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    August 26th, 2010

  103. Chelsea, yo

    Of course this is a Michigan Walmart. -_-

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    August 26th, 2010

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