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1677TENN

Is it even legal to make a shirt for that type of business? Don’t get me wrong I could use a good handler for my wienie as much as the next guy, I just happen to like a little discretion with mine….because I use ketchup. In some parts of the country that is apparently frowned upon.

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  1. gonnahurl

    For once I am speechless!!!!

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    July 31st, 2010

  2. Kenny

    I wouldn’t even let her handle your wienie, much less mine!

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    July 31st, 2010

  3. CPG

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    July 31st, 2010

  4. Shibby

    Can’t even spell Weenie right.. dang..

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    July 31st, 2010

  5. Tal

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    July 31st, 2010

  6. she looks more like a weinie swallower

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    July 31st, 2010

  7. BEN

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    July 31st, 2010

  8. binndere

    Could you be a bit more specific about the job description….”Wienie Handler”…and do you have references?

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    July 31st, 2010

  9. Clearly she works in the ‘Jumbo Dog’ department of the company.

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    July 31st, 2010

  10. Drmgiver

    Would love to know that full number…… prank phone calls abound. lol

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    July 31st, 2010

  11. mem

    Looks like all those wieniers went straight to her ass.

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    July 31st, 2010

  12. XrisP

    Someone is from GA, cause most of that number (figuring the first 3 numbers are 770) is from Freds BBQ joint. Probably a work shirt.

    And hey! a big girl knows how to handle a weenie. (why is it wienie anyway?)

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    July 31st, 2010

  13. Electric cheese weasel

    She’s found that Walmart is the best place to market herself to disgruntled housewives.

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    July 31st, 2010

  14. jt82

    I think she ate too many wieners…

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    July 31st, 2010

  15. Get over the spelling

    There isn’t just one spelling for things. And her shirt isn’t Oscar Mayer.

    Main Entry: wie·nie
    Pronunciation: \ˈwē-nē also ˈwi-nē\
    Function: noun
    Etymology: by shortening & alteration from wienerwurst
    Date: 1867

    : frankfurter

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    July 31st, 2010

  16. Magpie

    I’m pretty sure that is a T-shirt from Fred’s Barbeque…Home of the Yellow Jacket Hot Dog!! Funny though!

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    July 31st, 2010

  17. JG

    Maybe they took the spelling from the longer word “wiener”. Ergo…wienie?
    Some people call dachsunds (sp?) wiener dogs. Maybe she’s a dog trainer? : )

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    July 31st, 2010

  18. Snake Plissken

    If you’ve got the weenie, she’s got the buns . . .

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    July 31st, 2010

  19. Bob

    So, if all you do is handle the wienie and nothing else, you can charge for it? And it’s legal in Georgia? God Bless Georgia!! LOL

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    July 31st, 2010

  20. marmyj

    Yep its a Freds BBQ shirt…googled it! Funny tho!

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    July 31st, 2010

  21. rufus

    Is that a phone number or her waist size?

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    July 31st, 2010

  22. J

    Hey, cheese doodles for brains!

    Wieinie: another term for frankfurter

    Weenie: another term for penis or an insult used for a weak person

    POW less…checking the dictionary more before making stupid comments. Let’s try it.

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    July 31st, 2010

  23. signguy

    Talk about major embarresment for her child up at the school on “Career Day”.

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    July 31st, 2010

  24. LaLa

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    July 31st, 2010

  25. gregory higgins

    …NOW THAT IS CREATIVE ADVERTISING!!!…

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    July 31st, 2010

  26. KingReg

    So, you’re his manager. If we want to book him for our “dinner for schmucks” party, we gotta go through you. Don’t mind my saying so, but it looks like you’re eating up most of his profits.

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    July 31st, 2010

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    July 31st, 2010

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    July 31st, 2010

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    July 31st, 2010

  30. Heywud

    Chelsea Handler’s sister

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    July 31st, 2010

  31. Mootsie

    Rufus, you are so creative, making fun of a person’s size. Did you come up with that one on your own, or did a third grader help you?

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    July 31st, 2010

  32. Troujni

    It looks like she’s stalking a plump one right now!

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    July 31st, 2010

  33. TIREPATCH KING

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    July 31st, 2010

  34. OH MY

    “Barbara couldn’t understand why so many people were staring at her shirt. It took her many years of dedicated service to advance to Head Wrangler.”

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    July 31st, 2010

  35. WHOA-NELLIE

    Being christened with the proper first name is oh sooooo important.

    Name one “Chelsea:” *BAM* – celebrity status with all the trappings!

    Name another “Wienie:” *KLUNK* – Workin’ at a BBQ joint and a-shoppin’ down t’ the Walmart.

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    July 31st, 2010

  36. Nena

    I can sympathize with her. I used to work for a pizza place whose slogan was, “Had a Piece Lately?”, and I had to wear a shirt with that written on it. At the time I was 18 years old, and that was NOT the message I wanted to send out!

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    July 31st, 2010

  37. Ric

    I can’t believe someone would willfully name their business that…

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    July 31st, 2010

  38. Mike reily

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    July 31st, 2010

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    July 31st, 2010

  40. Furthea

    You know, my first thought was “I bet that’s a work shirt.” Which proved to be correct. My second thought…”What moron decided that THAT was a good slogan. Sure inside the business building it makes sense, but it makes it embarrassing to wear outside the business. This person’s like me. I don’t change shirts when I get off work, especially if I’m stopping by walmart or something on the way home.

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    July 31st, 2010

  41. Rick

    Hate to be a downer, but I think that shirt is for Franks Barbeque in Georgia. Number there is 770 941 1155. Would make sense.

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    July 31st, 2010

  42. Layla

    Something tells me that particular Fred’s BBQ is going to be getting lots and lots of phone calls over the next few weeks.

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    July 31st, 2010

  43. rufus

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    July 31st, 2010

  44. rufus

    Maybe it’s not a phone number. Maybe it’s the number of “weenies” she has personally “handled”.

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    July 31st, 2010

  45. FatKenney

    Giggedy giggedy.

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    July 31st, 2010

  46. Gretchen Kaleel

    She’s a weenie.

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    July 31st, 2010

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    July 31st, 2010

  48. LaLa

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    July 31st, 2010

  49. Bird

    If you google “Weenie World” there are several places by that name.

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    August 1st, 2010

  50. Public Enema

    Somebody better warn Junior on up ahead.

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    August 1st, 2010

  51. Son of Sam's Club

    Leave the Big’uns to the professionals. Call Wienie Handlers now and ask about our family plan.

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    August 1st, 2010

  52. Mike

    It’s legal in Nevada,

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    August 1st, 2010

  53. Sara

    I think she looks more like a weenie tucker….

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    August 1st, 2010

  54. Virgilio

    andrea adamczak?

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    August 1st, 2010

  55. Tara

    Im wondering if thats a shirt from where she works..like at a hot dog store. I ve seen cutsypoo shirts like that. I worked at a bar once called Babydolls where the women employees were required to keep a pacifier in their mouth{it was candy}.and look sexy and coy to get more tips.

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    August 1st, 2010

  56. Nexus

    It pays to advertise…

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    August 2nd, 2010

  57. Todd

    I’d hit it

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    August 2nd, 2010

  58. Sarah

    This shirt is from Freds BBQ House in LIthia Springs, GA. Any of the customers can buy them, they have an assortment. I have one that says “You can smell our Butts for miles” The food there is delicious.

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    August 2nd, 2010

  59. George P

    You are right about the ketchup. Ask for ketchup on your wienie in Chicago and they’ll run you out of town!

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    August 2nd, 2010

  60. SEAN

    i dont want her handlin my weiner

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    August 2nd, 2010

  61. Carley

    this shirt is completely correct. she handles the weenies all the way to her mouth. they should have an added clause on the bottom of the shirt too: “also handles anything that will fit down my throat”

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    August 4th, 2010

  62. Spanky

    I think she has taken her job too seriously and instead of handling the weinies, she popping them like pills. Judging by her size, they need to find her a non-weinie handling job

    August 7th, 2010

  63. Meresa

    Hank’s Tenth Commandment:

    “Eat your wieners on buns, no condiments.”

    -from the Desk of Karl
    (Hank didn’t have any paper…)

    August 7th, 2010

  64. Carla

    That isn’t her phone number…
    Its her measurements!

    August 9th, 2010

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