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Ripped To Shreds



1679VA

Aside from pointing out the obvious (that this looks incredibly stupid), how does one go about doing this? Do you put the fishnet on then purposefully rip holes? Because that seems like you are trying too hard not to fit in. Or did they rip in some sort of scenario where you are running through thorny bushes? Or were they ripped prior to you putting them on? Because that seems like it would be difficult to do with your feet and toes catching on all the holes…..may I suggest a sweatsuit?

Virginia

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  1. She was attacked by zombies in the parking lot.

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    July 31st, 2010

  2. chris

    I bet she attacked the zombies

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    July 31st, 2010

  3. Melissa

    sad..took the time to fix the hair but then just what? dug through the garbage for the rest? idk..everything else is a disaster..

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    July 31st, 2010

  4. Mississippi_heather

    I’m sorry yall….but I cant get past that basically see through shirt…definately NOT somethin I wanna see!

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    July 31st, 2010

  5. womp

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    July 31st, 2010

  6. Glimpse

    she’s obviously been through a traumatic event (zombies as posted previously). she’s calling her mom now to cry about it.

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    July 31st, 2010

  7. troy

    If her body, such that it is, does that to her panty hose I would suggest no cuddling.

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    July 31st, 2010

  8. Crystal

    I believe she was in a CAT fight, lol

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    July 31st, 2010

  9. mike t

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    July 31st, 2010

  10. Shamus

    With such obviously cheap material, I’m surprised the shirt hasn’t shredded around that gut.

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    July 31st, 2010

  11. Liz

    WELL You got a twofer here because look at the larger lady in the background wearing the walmart shirt her belly is hanging out… Good picture taking skills :)

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    July 31st, 2010

  12. JACD

    Hot mess. The flats really class it up, though.

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    July 31st, 2010

  13. Lyle Lyle

    Wait – I see jorts! The stockings, the visible flab at the beltline AND the jorts adds up to three fashion infractions. She should be sentenced to some corporal punishment.

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    July 31st, 2010

  14. JACD

    The employee in the background with her gut peeking out is a nice touch too.

    Good gawd people. If you’re overweight, make sure your shirts have some length to them!

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    July 31st, 2010

  15. Shawn

    Not sure which is funnier, the lady in the fishnets or the fat walmart employee in the background with what appears to be her gut hanging out !!

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    July 31st, 2010

  16. mike t

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    July 31st, 2010

  17. Lovin the camo shoes with what I think she attempted to be the goth look!

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    July 31st, 2010

  18. Layla

    Angie just couldn’t stop reliving her glory days as a dancer in Pat Benatar’s “Love is a Battlefield” video.

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    July 31st, 2010

  19. mike t

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    July 31st, 2010

  20. Mama Said

    “So anyway, the girls down at “Bob’s Bouncy House” told me that I should just throw these on OVER my new lucite stripper shoes. Well, you should see me now. I am trying to return my booty shorts to Wally World so I can afford to buy a new pair of fishnets.”

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    July 31st, 2010

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    July 31st, 2010

  22. Devine

    And in the background we have our walmart employee exposing her belly.. NICE. :/

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    July 31st, 2010

  23. Laura

    Waiting in line to apply for a job takes forever these days.

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    July 31st, 2010

  24. mike t

    oh my god becky, you should see some of these creepy looking people here…

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    July 31st, 2010

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    July 31st, 2010

  26. palmettogal

    1. Somewhat cheesy shirt-sort-of-thing. Check.
    2. Raggedy cut-off shorts. Check.
    3. Road rash mesh stocking thingies. Check.
    4. Carefully straightened hair. Check.
    5. Camo flats “to tie it all together”. Check.

    Oh…I forgot what I was going to say.

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    July 31st, 2010

  27. mike t

    I TOLD YOU YES, they brought out the boxes of the new justin beiber CD, and it was a free for all!

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    July 31st, 2010

  28. silent

    He suggested a sweatsuit , may i suggest just staying at home like that !! Some where there is a fisherman pissed off about his missing shrimp net…

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    July 31st, 2010

  29. Kelly

    “Hello, mom? OMG! I got mauled by a cougar in the parking lot…Yeah, I got a nasty run in my pantyhose. which works better to stop that: clear nail polish or hairspray?”

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    July 31st, 2010

  30. Kate

    Scary bad outfit, though I think the poor thing was trying for a stylish look.

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    July 31st, 2010

  31. Mr Eyes Rolled Back

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    July 31st, 2010

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    July 31st, 2010

  33. CaptPaul

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    July 31st, 2010

  34. sara

    wow she took goth to a “hole” new level

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    July 31st, 2010

  35. amanda

    Sadly, I rocked the ripped-on-purpose fishnets look in high school, circa 1995-1999. Though I would not have paired it with jorts. More likely a babydoll dress, or Marilyn Manson t-shirt and ripped up pants. I’ve toned down the ridonkugoth look somewhat, lol. Nowadays, I’m mostly wearing scrubs, as I have a job and a house to pay for.

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    July 31st, 2010

  36. Rich

    How long are her damn toenails?????

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    July 31st, 2010

  37. Sherrie Morris Nelson

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    July 31st, 2010

  38. walboy

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    July 31st, 2010

  39. Barb

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    July 31st, 2010

  40. FatKenney

    Bruce Banner doesn’t shred his pants THIS bad when he turns into the Hulk.

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    July 31st, 2010

  41. JB

    Poor thing, I will give her the $3 to get a new pair of pantyhose.

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    July 31st, 2010

  42. Wheezer

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    July 31st, 2010

  43. Gina

    I guess she arrived at the walmart not a minute to soon!

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    July 31st, 2010

  44. Diego

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    July 31st, 2010

  45. jbnixa

    Skankeriffic!

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    July 31st, 2010

  46. forbidmenot

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    July 31st, 2010

  47. Linda

    you all make the perfect comments for these pictures, i laugh so hard! *lol

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    July 31st, 2010

  48. Mah

    She is the personification of Tore Up From The Floor Up.

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    July 31st, 2010

  49. Scroti McBoogerballs

    looks like someone came at her like a spider-monkey

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    July 31st, 2010

  50. Aunti Di

    Honey, someone should have told you that this “I’ve been dragged behind a car and lived to talk about it ” look is just not a good one for you now and never will be. In fact this look has never looked good on anybody in the history of man. So…………..go home and change then burn that outfit as a sacrifice to Stacy and Clinton.

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    July 31st, 2010

  51. Nooneinparticular

    I DON’T BELIEVE IT!!!!!! There’s over 40 messages and not one person has said they’d hit that!!! I guess miracles still do happen!

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    July 31st, 2010

  52. Mike reily

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    July 31st, 2010

  53. zach sanford

    if she was missing a shoe I would say it is the walk of shame…..

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    July 31st, 2010

  54. Gretchen Kaleel

    Oooh! A double-header! Obese Walperson with belly exposed AND the lady caught in a multitude of spider webs! Rock on!

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    July 31st, 2010

  55. POPEYETHENAILER

    them damn eggs are really hard to open!

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    July 31st, 2010

  56. Amity

    I think they ripped because she exploded out of them.

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    July 31st, 2010

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    July 31st, 2010

  58. Bud

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    July 31st, 2010

  59. bette

    I’ll be home shorly mom,and thanks for watching Fluffy for me.
    He didn’t seem to want me to leave.

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    August 1st, 2010

  60. Will

    Can’t believe no one noticed she’s in the return line. Clearly she’s complaining about another defective item purchased at Walmart!

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    August 1st, 2010

  61. Son of Sam's Club

    damn rabid feral walmart cats got her

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    August 1st, 2010

  62. LEE

    THIS IS A WALMART HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    August 1st, 2010

  63. I'D HIT THAT

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    August 1st, 2010

  64. aellea

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    August 1st, 2010

  65. Discgolfer

    “9-1-1, what is your emergency”
    “Hello…. yes, I’m here at the air port, and someone has taken my coin bucket”
    “M’am, this is for emergencies only. Please call Air Port Security”
    “THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!!” Without that coin bucket, I’ll NEVER be able to get me another pair of hose that aren’t so air conditioned..”

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    August 1st, 2010

  66. erk

    ” they are shorts… pants cut off short!”
    Honey, that would make them ‘ports’ and that’s just silly. :)
    But really, the word “jorts” comes from blue Jeans and shORTS. The J in jeans and the O R T S in shorts makes them “jorts”. Get it?
    The term is generally used to ridicule those wearing inappropriat jean shorts.
    Now back to your regularly scheduled programming on the Walfreaks network…

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    August 1st, 2010

  67. nastyboy

    Her fashion sense is atrocious , or maybe she was just shopping @ walmart for new panty hose .

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    August 1st, 2010

  68. 4 ladies in the picture,,,,,,,,,,4 chubbies, what’s the world coming to ???

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    August 1st, 2010

  69. Angela

    I’m not sure which is worse, the lady with the lack of fashionable judgment in front or the fat wal-mart employee in the background whose gut is hanging out from underneath her shirt AND her smock. Damn.

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    August 1st, 2010

  70. Sara

    Oh my God…. I never thought I’d actually see one in real life….. ITS A ZOMBIE HOOKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW THEY WERE REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    August 1st, 2010

  71. Sara

    Oh my God…. I never thought I’d actually see one in real life….. ITS A ZOMBIE HOOKER!!!!!!!!! I KNEW THEY WERE REAL!!!!!!!!!!

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    August 1st, 2010

  72. Squeezit

    am i the only one noticing the fat girl in the background with her gut hanging out?
    its obvious thats what this picture was about

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    August 1st, 2010

  73. Karen J R

    good golly, she needed not to wear them at all.

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    August 1st, 2010

  74. Frank V

    Had some rough sex last night did ya?

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    August 1st, 2010

  75. Bud

    Brainnns,,,,pantyhooossse,,,brainnns,,,,pantyhooooosssse….LOL

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    August 1st, 2010

  76. mike

    Those damn falling prices must have fell and ripped her favorite outfit.

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    August 1st, 2010

  77. craig

    this is why you dont buy puppies in the parking lot of wal mart

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    August 1st, 2010

  78. Ninny

    My pantyhose only look like that after crawling to the bathroom a couple of times.

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    August 1st, 2010

  79. Tara

    I think I know why this happens….we have a country dominated by a bad behaviour /pop culture phenomenon thats constantly sending out the message…”you’re hot, you’re bad, you’re beautiful!! you dont have to play by the rules and no one knows what you will do next!!! ” I can see a drop dead gorgeous ” heroin chic” model in that get up, all done up with lights make up and hair–just to sell lipstick- and looking really visually arresting, if not attractive. Problem is, most of us will Not spend the weekend banging rock stars in Paris before zipping over to Brunei for a photo shoot and a quickie with the sultan. Most of us wind up going to Walmart{and we DONT look like super models} buying tampons and shoe polish.

    By the way, Im no runway model, but ever since discovering this site I make damn sure my hair is combed and my jeans are clean and pressed when I go to Walmart!!!

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    August 1st, 2010

  80. Abby

    I feel for her, I had a desk drawer that caught my hose every single time, too. You put on a new pair of hose and no more than ten minutes into your day, BANG, that stupid drawer again.

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    August 1st, 2010

  81. wolfie52

    Not to mention one of my pet peeves–talking on the cell phone in public.

    This seems an especially bad problem in WM; large women (usually with several unruly kids) blocking the isle OBLIVIOUS to other shoppers, and of course talking (usually loudly) on the cell phone.

    Please, for God’s sake, keep your cell phone conversations in PRIVATE.

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    August 1st, 2010

  82. ItsMe

    The hosiery department is right behind you!

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    August 1st, 2010

  83. D

    This falls in the “why bother?” catagory

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    August 1st, 2010

  84. Kel

    panty hose were invented by a man….they’re ichy as hell and very uncomfortable to wear…and they’re not durable, work well for robbing stores and such tho….i won’t waer em! BRAS suck too but that’s a whole other convo :o )

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    August 2nd, 2010

  85. Todd

    I’d hit it

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    August 2nd, 2010

  86. colin_in_sick

    There’s nothing wrong with the fishnets themselves. It’s just that they don’t work with Daisy Dukes and….aqua socks?

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    August 2nd, 2010

  87. Rocker

    Screw all of you I think shes very rock n’ roll!

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    August 2nd, 2010

  88. Masshole

    i’m a male and i love pantyhose, just not with that many runs in em ewwww

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    August 2nd, 2010

  89. Anita Taco

    Is it just me or do her legs look like they belong to a different body?

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    August 2nd, 2010

  90. SEAN

    TODD youll hit anything

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    August 2nd, 2010

  91. thelordofcheese

    To shreds, you say?

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    August 2nd, 2010

  92. Trisha

    And to think this woman is still single…I wonder why???? The whole outfit is just gross. Rocker she may THINK she’s rock and roll but I think she could have done a lot better in that department. I’ve seen better looking clothes for rockers…

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    August 3rd, 2010

  93. Daniel

    Rough night?

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    August 3rd, 2010

  94. J.

    One size fits all my ass! Cheap pantyhose!

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    August 4th, 2010

  95. dave

    I dunno, in a weird sort of way she’s kinda hot

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    August 5th, 2010

  96. Ennen

    She’s hot.

    August 7th, 2010

  97. allforthalawlz

    Thats hot. id hit it.

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    August 13th, 2010

  98. allforthalawlz

    infact i want this chicks number

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    August 13th, 2010

  99. earlymusicus

    Maybe she was trying for the camo look.

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    August 16th, 2010

  100. JPierce

    Ok …outfit isn’t stupid…in fact, on the right body, it would look effing HOT…

    But…no…just…NO.

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    August 28th, 2010

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