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“What are you wearing sexy?” -Cowboy boots. “Ya that’s hot.” – Pink velour pants. “Ya I like that.” – a little green baby girl hoodie. “Oh damn, that sounds sexy.” – and I kinda look like Gallagher. “Oh ya…wait…what?”

Oklahoma

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  1. dlicious

    Hindu Gallagher bitch!

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    September 9th, 2009

  2. MarthaStewart

    I would really like to see the backpack on for the full effect. Are the orange buckets at the end of the aisle for vomiting?

    Fabulous caption!! I’m crying….

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    September 9th, 2009

  3. Danigirl

    Boxers or briefs?

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    September 9th, 2009

  4. BoB

    I think that is Lowes… meh…

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    September 9th, 2009

  5. Jamielicoius

    This is utterly delicious!!!

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    September 9th, 2009

  6. mcgrawgirl

    Hey thats not wal-mart! Thats Home Depot! But it is a Fabulous outfit!

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    September 9th, 2009

  7. Rogue

    I am thinking if Gallagher and Jim Belushi had a love child…

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    September 9th, 2009

  8. LD

    WTF!? Are those baseball pants or something? (At least it would make more sense for a man to wear those.) Not that he looks like a baseball playing type, exactly…

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    September 9th, 2009

  9. WallyMarticus

    The question is….can this fine wardrobe be purchased at the store, or only online.

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    September 9th, 2009

  10. GenuineNerd

    Definitely Homo Depot.

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    September 9th, 2009

  11. lolz

    Actually, that’s Home Depot. I spot a Homer Bucket. I work for HD and have thought many times of sending in photos this last week, haha.

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    September 9th, 2009

  12. mel

    this is the best site ever!

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    September 9th, 2009

  13. feels good man

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    September 9th, 2009

  14. Mitch

    Dude, that’s the same guy who’s wearing yellow short-shorts and yellow go-go boots a few pages back!

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    September 9th, 2009

  15. megmite

    sexy!!!

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    September 9th, 2009

  16. God

    That white stripe on his pink pants undoubtedly equals speed.

    Speed to run from the cops that will later be facing him during his pedophilia trial.

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    September 9th, 2009

  17. MY PANTS!!

    I think he stole my pants!!! At least he knows style when he sees it.

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    September 10th, 2009

  18. Rafael

    And to think, I’ll bet the jeans and t-shirt in his closet never crossed his mind.
    Why go plain, when you can rock that outfit.

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    September 10th, 2009

  19. bduncan

    Hey honey there goes fucksquatch..

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    September 10th, 2009

  20. Buckeye

    Judging by the backpack on the ground next to him, I’d say he just purchased a bunch of glue he intends to sniff behind the store.

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    September 10th, 2009

  21. JAJinPA

    “I’m too sexy for my shirt….” Looks like he borrowed his little girl’s clothing to go with his cowboy boots. shudder.

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    September 10th, 2009

  22. What not to wear

    What Stacy London and Clinton Kelly would say about this out fit ?

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    September 10th, 2009

  23. bring sexy back.. ;)

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    September 10th, 2009

  24. max

    is this the same guy in the yellow shorts and gogo boots? man he is a sharp dresser

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    September 10th, 2009

  25. Eidetic77

    It’s weak that this is obviously Home Depot (which is like fishing with dynamite); but his ‘I play on a softball team for registered sex offenders’ pants are FABULOUS!

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    September 10th, 2009

  26. DaCreaminal

    Damn hipsters

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    September 10th, 2009

  27. Yeahboy! Nothing like nuthugging sweatpants from Walmart!

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    September 10th, 2009

  28. Candy

    There’s no way this can be Walmart.. The floors to clean

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    September 10th, 2009

  29. MissyB-radgirl

    Your commentary is the best. It is exactly as I saw it in my head! Good to find another with the same warped sense of humor for everyday life!

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    September 10th, 2009

  30. Rat

    Too bad its a side view otherwise we could see the sign around his neck that says “punch me in the face.”

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    September 10th, 2009

  31. JW

    Is there a Walmart in Brooklyn?

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    September 10th, 2009

  32. Janet

    I bet you he’s got some sweet tunes on that iPod he’s listening to…

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    September 10th, 2009

  33. HolyMoly

    HOW???

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    September 10th, 2009

  34. Jennifer

    Look, it’s Ron Jeremy lol.

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    September 10th, 2009

  35. CyclingDiva

    except this is at a Home Depot,….not a WalMart ;-)

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    September 10th, 2009

  36. Sean

    what a stud

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    September 11th, 2009

  37. ILuvthsite

    It may be a Home Depot, but it’s a Walmart outfit (too bad it’s from the MaryKate and Ashley tweens line)

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    September 11th, 2009

  38. Sept10

    It’s Napoleon Dynamite’s swish cousin!

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    September 11th, 2009

  39. naked duck

    If I’m not mistaken, that’s Tim McGraw’s drummer, Billy Mason. He was spotted recently at Soundcheck in Nashville wearing the exact same getup.

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    September 11th, 2009

  40. R B

    hey, at least the outfit dont clash with the garbage pail in the pic

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    September 11th, 2009

  41. Jetacci

    If you put Fergie, Gallagher and Taylor Swift in the dryer, this is what would come out

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    September 11th, 2009

  42. SAD

    Hey, shut up, that’s my boyfriend. ☺

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    September 11th, 2009

  43. H

    Is that the infamous Biker Fox who rides around Tulsa on his bike? It sure looks like him. If you don’t know who Biker Fox is, Google him. He is in a class all his own.

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    September 11th, 2009

  44. Booger

    I know the guy. Be thankful you cannot see the drippy Jheri Curl, lavender glitter nail polish and the lace up stripper gloves (I shit you not).

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    September 11th, 2009

  45. Casey

    Jealous????

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    September 11th, 2009

  46. SC

    Looks like a human watermelon.

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    September 11th, 2009

  47. IMRICHBEEYATCH

    “It puts the lotion in the basket…”

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    September 11th, 2009

  48. Ana

    Even a fruity cowboy needs some exercise. This is too much!!!!!!!

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    September 11th, 2009

  49. Kaylee

    He’s not even at walmart, that’s home depot.

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    September 12th, 2009

  50. kels

    omg i saw that guy in borders!! haha!

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    September 12th, 2009

  51. catZZ

    The caption – the caption … someone help me off the floor! O lawdy! That was funny (wiping tears) …. I do kinda like how his pants hug his ass. Is that bad? It is? Oh. Never mind then.

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    September 12th, 2009

  52. Steve

    This is Home Depot…not Walmart

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    September 12th, 2009

  53. Miah

    WALMART SEXY!

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    September 12th, 2009

  54. scott

    then why does it say “people of walmart” in the corner there, guy…?

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    September 12th, 2009

  55. Cheri

    umm.. does he have a girlfriend and got dressed in the dark?? oh.. wait!! his little sisters clothes..lmao

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    September 12th, 2009

  56. orange buckets = home depot.. funny pic though

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    September 12th, 2009

  57. mahousniper

    He looks more like Beetlejuice.

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    September 13th, 2009

  58. Ted Jobin

    I’d have called the fashion police but I was afraid he would find out where I lived.

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    September 13th, 2009

  59. EW

    Is that bikerfox!

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    September 13th, 2009

  60. ns

    Ah! That’s the Home Depot in Norman, OK. He comes in quite often, actually. Hilarious! To each, their own, though!

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    September 13th, 2009

  61. Cat

    Is this the same guy from “curious george” september 5th? everyone go look.

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    September 13th, 2009

  62. Alison

    Oklahoma. Explains it all.

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    September 14th, 2009

  63. Jacki

    that is definately home depot. hahaha. I work there.

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    September 14th, 2009

  64. Emily

    He looks like an ugly version of Rob Schnider when he was in The Hot Chick

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    September 14th, 2009

  65. Christina

    I have seen this “guy” in Norman, Ok!!! My 12 year old daughter was with me and laughing so hard! He walks and acts like a diva~~

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    September 14th, 2009

  66. Katie

    Best caption ever!

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    September 14th, 2009

  67. Kel

    This guy lives in Norman. He comes to Borders all the time. Wait until you see the pink feather boa and purple wind suit pants….awesome.

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    September 14th, 2009

  68. Rich

    Does he wear his OU T-shirt?

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    September 14th, 2009

  69. Lincoln

    yes yes! This guy is a Norman personality, and this is actually kind of toned down for him! Usually he has matching neon fingerless gloves to go with whatever he’s wearing that day.

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    September 14th, 2009

  70. Mary Beth

    Don’t forget the lime green poncho. I notice he has the ear buds in, as usual. He’s also probably giggling to himself as he purchases.

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    September 14th, 2009

  71. mango

    That’s Home Depot.

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    September 15th, 2009

  72. Dave Wilco

    Yeah, he lives in Norman, OK. He donates plasma all the time. I’ve seen him in Wal-mart wearing a mini-skirt and using the powerchairs; this photo doesn’t do him justice.

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    September 15th, 2009

  73. Hey! Thats my brother!

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    September 15th, 2009

  74. Samantha

    Dude looks like a lady….woah woah woah… he’s a lady….
    This picture is disturbing.

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    September 16th, 2009

  75. It is like he got up in the dark and put on his wife’s sweats instead of his own..

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    September 16th, 2009

  76. Patrick

    He looks like Spagett from T&EASGJ.

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    September 16th, 2009

  77. Chris

    Did this really come from Oklahoma or did you put that there just because Oklahoma sucks? I hate living here

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    September 16th, 2009

  78. OkieShaun

    Looks like he’s hidin his “candy”.

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    September 16th, 2009

  79. Caleb

    See those orange buckets? That is Home Depot and not walmart

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    September 16th, 2009

  80. Dmenacekid

    WORK IIITTT!!!

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    September 17th, 2009

  81. Dave

    Isn’t that the Buffalo Bill killer guy from the movie, the Silence of the lambs? You know the one, “It places the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again? Put the F-ing lotion in the basket lady!”

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    September 17th, 2009

  82. NOT WALMART

    “But that’s not walmart, its the home depot.” Yea, we FUCKING KNOW THAT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS, the first 5 posts cleared that up. Are you people so used to being wrong and “just not getting things” that any chance you have to “be right” you just have to take?

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    September 18th, 2009

  83. October

    It amazes me what people get away with wearing in the country’s closed minded capital of the world…. No doubt gay people shop at walmart, but he doesn’t seem like the gay type and I know gay people that actually do go to walmart would never dress like that, so I don’t get it, lol…

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    September 18th, 2009

  84. Ton Ton

    It’s so obvious to see that this man is homeless. How can you think this is funny?

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    September 19th, 2009

  85. Ton Ton

    This is halorious

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    September 19th, 2009

  86. I thought the Jagwagon was about the gayest thing I have ever seen until I scrolled to this photo…WEIRD….

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    September 19th, 2009

  87. Jenna

    How is he hiding his.. um..junk? Cuz, his flat fronts seem very flat.

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    September 19th, 2009

  88. annie

    ok so I work at a walmart in Rhode Island … and i have not only seen this guy at our local store but I have seen him walking around town. Unless he has a twin in Rhode Island im a bit confussed about the state listed.

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    September 20th, 2009

  89. big bob

    nah son thats home depot

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    September 22nd, 2009

  90. andrea

    i wonder if he thinks that outfit will distract people from looking at his balding mullet….thats not even business in the front anymore buddy…party in the back and the outfit? maybe

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    September 24th, 2009

  91. slutmuffin

    I’m pretty sure he’s rocking out to some Aqua on those headphones.

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    September 25th, 2009

  92. carrie

    Dude, you realize your awake right?

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    September 26th, 2009

  93. Posthumousdecay

    This guy’s gotta be a teammate of the guy wearing the Roethlisberger jersey

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    September 27th, 2009

  94. Deez

    He goes to Oklahoma University!! I see him all the time!!! Hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    September 27th, 2009

  95. DJ Omar

    First “it puts the lotion in the basket”, then you pay for it, then take it home, go downstairs, and make sure “it puts the lotion on its skin”.

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    September 28th, 2009

  96. TDizzle

    OMG this guy totally comes into my store all the time… literally, like once a week. He actually came in today with purple spandex pants with black boots. Topped it off with a black hoodie and bright blue nail polish–absolutely delicious!!!

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    October 5th, 2009

  97. jessica and chris

    we saw that guy in wal-mart!! just saying that we wish we got a picture.

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    October 8th, 2009

  98. Alan Field

    DUDE! I’ve seen this guy a lot
    he buys fireworks from me every year!!!!!

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    October 13th, 2009

  99. My Neighbor!!!

    Oh shit! This guy lives on the same block as me! His house is mostly brown except for the front which he started to paint Chrome/silver but never quite finished. Oh and you should see him mow his lawn!….Actually on second thought I think you are better off not seeing it….yeah…you might need major bleach after seeing his hot pink short shorts cowboy boots and no shirt look….*shudder*…definitely need bleach.

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    October 15th, 2009

  100. awn

    this is my neighbor. i swear. and this is a pretty tame outfit for him. there’s usually fishnet involved.

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    October 27th, 2009

  101. Mondika

    I don’t understand this at all

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    November 5th, 2009

  102. Brian

    Haha this guys comes into where I work all the time in Norman. This is one of his more modest outfits. Usually he wheres his feather scurf and short shorts.

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    November 13th, 2009

  103. Shawn

    LOOK at those prices!

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    November 18th, 2009

  104. Krash

    I’ve SEEN this guy, usually has an iPod on all the time!

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    November 27th, 2009

  105. shasha

    this is a home depot…no walmart have orange buckets HELLO

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    December 1st, 2009

  106. Lindsey

    i really want to understand the thought process behind this and most outfits on this site.

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    December 10th, 2009

  107. HAHAHA!!!

    LMFAO, my gf has those exact same yoga pants…on right now hahaha

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    May 15th, 2010

  108. OhNoes!

    Ugh…I live down the street from this guy. You should see him on his evening walks. Even in the horrid summer heat he walks around with a huge fur coat on that goes down to the tops of his cowboy boots. (wouldn’t ever want to hide those beauties.)

    Oh and he mows his lawn in pink short shorts, no top, and his infamous cowboy boots.

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    May 21st, 2010

  109. Megan

    I saw this guy at Barnes and Noble once, he was wearing a wet suit and those cowboy boots and eating cheesecake in the cafe. I’m pretty sure he was glaring at EVERYONE

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    August 17th, 2010

  110. spngebobmyhero

    i’m from OK and I’m almost positive that I have seen this guy in Norman. He was wearing a pink tank at the time and was listening to an eighties girl band at an extremely loud volume on his headphones!

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    August 18th, 2010

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