“What are you wearing sexy?” -Cowboy boots. “Ya that’s hot.” – Pink velour pants. “Ya I like that.” – a little green baby girl hoodie. “Oh damn, that sounds sexy.” – and I kinda look like Gallagher. “Oh ya…wait…what?”
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September 9th, 2009
Fabulous caption!! I’m crying….
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September 9th, 2009
Boxers or briefs?
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September 9th, 2009
I think that is Lowes… meh…
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September 9th, 2009
This is utterly delicious!!!
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September 9th, 2009
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September 9th, 2009
I am thinking if Gallagher and Jim Belushi had a love child…
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September 9th, 2009
WTF!? Are those baseball pants or something? (At least it would make more sense for a man to wear those.) Not that he looks like a baseball playing type, exactly…
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September 9th, 2009
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September 9th, 2009
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September 9th, 2009
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September 9th, 2009
this is the best site ever!
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September 9th, 2009
feels good man
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September 9th, 2009
Dude, that’s the same guy who’s wearing yellow short-shorts and yellow go-go boots a few pages back!
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September 9th, 2009
sexy!!!
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September 9th, 2009
Speed to run from the cops that will later be facing him during his pedophilia trial.
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September 9th, 2009
I think he stole my pants!!! At least he knows style when he sees it.
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September 10th, 2009
Why go plain, when you can rock that outfit.
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September 10th, 2009
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September 10th, 2009
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September 10th, 2009
“I’m too sexy for my shirt….” Looks like he borrowed his little girl’s clothing to go with his cowboy boots. shudder.
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September 10th, 2009
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September 10th, 2009
bring sexy back..
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September 10th, 2009
is this the same guy in the yellow shorts and gogo boots? man he is a sharp dresser
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September 10th, 2009
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September 10th, 2009
Damn hipsters
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September 10th, 2009
Yeahboy! Nothing like nuthugging sweatpants from Walmart!
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September 10th, 2009
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September 10th, 2009
Your commentary is the best. It is exactly as I saw it in my head! Good to find another with the same warped sense of humor for everyday life!
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September 10th, 2009
Too bad its a side view otherwise we could see the sign around his neck that says “punch me in the face.”
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September 10th, 2009
Is there a Walmart in Brooklyn?
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September 10th, 2009
I bet you he’s got some sweet tunes on that iPod he’s listening to…
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September 10th, 2009
HOW???
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September 10th, 2009
Look, it’s Ron Jeremy lol.
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September 10th, 2009
except this is at a Home Depot,….not a WalMart
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September 10th, 2009
what a stud
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September 11th, 2009
It may be a Home Depot, but it’s a Walmart outfit (too bad it’s from the MaryKate and Ashley tweens line)
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September 11th, 2009
It’s Napoleon Dynamite’s swish cousin!
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September 11th, 2009
If I’m not mistaken, that’s Tim McGraw’s drummer, Billy Mason. He was spotted recently at Soundcheck in Nashville wearing the exact same getup.
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September 11th, 2009
hey, at least the outfit dont clash with the garbage pail in the pic
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September 11th, 2009
If you put Fergie, Gallagher and Taylor Swift in the dryer, this is what would come out
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September 11th, 2009
Hey, shut up, that’s my boyfriend. ☺
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September 11th, 2009
Is that the infamous Biker Fox who rides around Tulsa on his bike? It sure looks like him. If you don’t know who Biker Fox is, Google him. He is in a class all his own.
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September 11th, 2009
I know the guy. Be thankful you cannot see the drippy Jheri Curl, lavender glitter nail polish and the lace up stripper gloves (I shit you not).
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September 11th, 2009
Jealous????
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September 11th, 2009
Looks like a human watermelon.
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September 11th, 2009
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September 11th, 2009
Even a fruity cowboy needs some exercise. This is too much!!!!!!!
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September 11th, 2009
He’s not even at walmart, that’s home depot.
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September 12th, 2009
omg i saw that guy in borders!! haha!
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September 12th, 2009
The caption – the caption … someone help me off the floor! O lawdy! That was funny (wiping tears) …. I do kinda like how his pants hug his ass. Is that bad? It is? Oh. Never mind then.
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September 12th, 2009
This is Home Depot…not Walmart
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September 12th, 2009
WALMART SEXY!
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September 12th, 2009
then why does it say “people of walmart” in the corner there, guy…?
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September 12th, 2009
umm.. does he have a girlfriend and got dressed in the dark?? oh.. wait!! his little sisters clothes..lmao
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September 12th, 2009
orange buckets = home depot.. funny pic though
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September 12th, 2009
He looks more like Beetlejuice.
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September 13th, 2009
I’d have called the fashion police but I was afraid he would find out where I lived.
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September 13th, 2009
Is that bikerfox!
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September 13th, 2009
Ah! That’s the Home Depot in Norman, OK. He comes in quite often, actually. Hilarious! To each, their own, though!
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September 13th, 2009
Is this the same guy from “curious george” september 5th? everyone go look.
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September 13th, 2009
Oklahoma. Explains it all.
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September 14th, 2009
that is definately home depot. hahaha. I work there.
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September 14th, 2009
He looks like an ugly version of Rob Schnider when he was in The Hot Chick
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September 14th, 2009
I have seen this “guy” in Norman, Ok!!! My 12 year old daughter was with me and laughing so hard! He walks and acts like a diva~~
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September 14th, 2009
Best caption ever!
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September 14th, 2009
This guy lives in Norman. He comes to Borders all the time. Wait until you see the pink feather boa and purple wind suit pants….awesome.
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September 14th, 2009
Does he wear his OU T-shirt?
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September 14th, 2009
yes yes! This guy is a Norman personality, and this is actually kind of toned down for him! Usually he has matching neon fingerless gloves to go with whatever he’s wearing that day.
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September 14th, 2009
Don’t forget the lime green poncho. I notice he has the ear buds in, as usual. He’s also probably giggling to himself as he purchases.
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September 14th, 2009
That’s Home Depot.
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September 15th, 2009
Yeah, he lives in Norman, OK. He donates plasma all the time. I’ve seen him in Wal-mart wearing a mini-skirt and using the powerchairs; this photo doesn’t do him justice.
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September 15th, 2009
Hey! Thats my brother!
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September 15th, 2009
Dude looks like a lady….woah woah woah… he’s a lady….
This picture is disturbing.
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September 16th, 2009
It is like he got up in the dark and put on his wife’s sweats instead of his own..
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September 16th, 2009
He looks like Spagett from T&EASGJ.
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September 16th, 2009
Did this really come from Oklahoma or did you put that there just because Oklahoma sucks? I hate living here
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September 16th, 2009
Looks like he’s hidin his “candy”.
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September 16th, 2009
See those orange buckets? That is Home Depot and not walmart
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September 16th, 2009
WORK IIITTT!!!
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September 17th, 2009
Isn’t that the Buffalo Bill killer guy from the movie, the Silence of the lambs? You know the one, “It places the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again? Put the F-ing lotion in the basket lady!”
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September 17th, 2009
“But that’s not walmart, its the home depot.” Yea, we FUCKING KNOW THAT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS, the first 5 posts cleared that up. Are you people so used to being wrong and “just not getting things” that any chance you have to “be right” you just have to take?
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September 18th, 2009
It amazes me what people get away with wearing in the country’s closed minded capital of the world…. No doubt gay people shop at walmart, but he doesn’t seem like the gay type and I know gay people that actually do go to walmart would never dress like that, so I don’t get it, lol…
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September 18th, 2009
It’s so obvious to see that this man is homeless. How can you think this is funny?
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September 19th, 2009
This is halorious
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September 19th, 2009
I thought the Jagwagon was about the gayest thing I have ever seen until I scrolled to this photo…WEIRD….
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September 19th, 2009
How is he hiding his.. um..junk? Cuz, his flat fronts seem very flat.
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September 19th, 2009
ok so I work at a walmart in Rhode Island … and i have not only seen this guy at our local store but I have seen him walking around town. Unless he has a twin in Rhode Island im a bit confussed about the state listed.
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September 20th, 2009
nah son thats home depot
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September 22nd, 2009
i wonder if he thinks that outfit will distract people from looking at his balding mullet….thats not even business in the front anymore buddy…party in the back and the outfit? maybe
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September 24th, 2009
I’m pretty sure he’s rocking out to some Aqua on those headphones.
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September 25th, 2009
Dude, you realize your awake right?
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September 26th, 2009
This guy’s gotta be a teammate of the guy wearing the Roethlisberger jersey
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September 27th, 2009
He goes to Oklahoma University!! I see him all the time!!! Hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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September 27th, 2009
First “it puts the lotion in the basket”, then you pay for it, then take it home, go downstairs, and make sure “it puts the lotion on its skin”.
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September 28th, 2009
OMG this guy totally comes into my store all the time… literally, like once a week. He actually came in today with purple spandex pants with black boots. Topped it off with a black hoodie and bright blue nail polish–absolutely delicious!!!
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October 5th, 2009
we saw that guy in wal-mart!! just saying that we wish we got a picture.
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October 8th, 2009
DUDE! I’ve seen this guy a lot
he buys fireworks from me every year!!!!!
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October 13th, 2009
Oh shit! This guy lives on the same block as me! His house is mostly brown except for the front which he started to paint Chrome/silver but never quite finished. Oh and you should see him mow his lawn!….Actually on second thought I think you are better off not seeing it….yeah…you might need major bleach after seeing his hot pink short shorts cowboy boots and no shirt look….*shudder*…definitely need bleach.
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October 15th, 2009
this is my neighbor. i swear. and this is a pretty tame outfit for him. there’s usually fishnet involved.
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October 27th, 2009
I don’t understand this at all
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November 5th, 2009
Haha this guys comes into where I work all the time in Norman. This is one of his more modest outfits. Usually he wheres his feather scurf and short shorts.
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November 13th, 2009
LOOK at those prices!
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November 18th, 2009
I’ve SEEN this guy, usually has an iPod on all the time!
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November 27th, 2009
this is a home depot…no walmart have orange buckets HELLO
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December 1st, 2009
i really want to understand the thought process behind this and most outfits on this site.
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December 10th, 2009
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