“Okay, get the money ready, no eye contact, SHIT I just made eye contact…just run, run out now! SHIT, the greeter is asking for a receipt…oh dear, AH! home depot here i come HOT DOGS!”
It almost looks like he tried to drink the paint and accidentally spilled it all over his shirt. But… I like how he thought ahead and wore the tie-dye to camouflage any spills, you know, like wearing black to a party in case you drop your drink.
Hi there. This guy must be too desperate to buy the paint. I don’t know. But this shows that this person doesn’t really mind about his appearance.
Good photo.
If ever I am havign a bad day I come to this site and people like this man just make me feel a whole lot better about things. ……..wow of all colors urine yellow is the the color that he picked
Ok so many of the pics on this website are very funny but this one is just plain old scary. Holy Alert the Tactical Squad!
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September 18th, 2009
Foxinabox
Wow. I never understood people that huff paint. I mean other drugs make sense, but PAINT? What the hell is fun about that? Plus it’s not really easy to hide. :\
I mean he tried, with the shirt, but the hands and his little something there on his face….. make it useless.
SAD.
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September 18th, 2009
Jason B
Goldmember let himself go to hell after the movie.
The point where ‘art’ and ‘junkie’ meet in the middle!
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September 18th, 2009
TheDead60s
Yo that guy looks PISSED.
So I figure… that’s not really a tie-dyed t-shirt, is it?
Not only that, but you see him in the candy aisle… That’s not paint on his face, it’s Hubba Bubba!!
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September 18th, 2009
Katie
I love the expression of “So what if I have a sweet tooth and I’m wearing clown vomit. Don’t judge”.
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September 18th, 2009
Chad
I guess they will let anybody….I mean anybody thru those doors
I think this picture marks the end of me visiting this site.
1) The man looks truly unhappy/miserable about having his picture taken.
2) How do you know it wasn’t for his job? I’d wear a shirt like that too if i knew i was going to be handling paint all day.
It’s one thing to make fun of someone for being dumb enough to leave the house with half their ass hanging out, but this guy just looks like he’s had a long day.
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September 18th, 2009
Wyl the Pyr
Is this what the afterlife has in store for David Carradine? LMFAO!
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September 18th, 2009
Politically incorrect
Attention Walmart shoppers:
“Today in our paint department. Buty2 gallons of paint, get one lid free!! ”
This guy must be the editor of the Huffington Post. This explains a lot!
FREE… you DID notice that he’s got gold paint all over his mouth and chin and nose, not just his shirt? The part that you cover with the plastic bag to huff paint?
A bit of googling will find you a wealth of pictures of paint addicts, all with the same, er, markings. And all having used gold or silver paint.
No, this guy absolutely definitely did not just have a tough day at work.
Which part of what work, did you think, would have involved covering his nose and mouth in gold paint?
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September 18th, 2009
uvegcica
Scary and colorful – amazing!
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September 18th, 2009
Politically incorrect
It’s amazing how some people feel sorry for idiots that do themselves in.
He’s doing this to HIMSELF. No one is holding the bag to his face. And no one held a gun to his head and made him go to Walmart with incriminating evidence on his face.
I had a brother that did the same crap to himself. Yes it’s sorry to see but he had every chance in the world to get himself straight. Some people are just idiots despite what others do to try to help them. Sorry. Quit feeling sorry for them, you are only ENABLING them.
I say this guy works as a painter for his job. He must have went to whipe his face with his shirt and bam hello paintface.
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September 18th, 2009
Nobody
They don’t call it “Hippy Crack” for nothin’
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September 18th, 2009
crackin up in Asheville
That’s not a tye dye. ” PAINT HUFFER CAMO” That’s his favorite paint huffin uniform. Works great huffin all colors of paint. Look closely the red parts are from passin out and bashing his head of a countertop and bleedin everywhere. Life was so much easier before they changed the recipe for model airplane glue!
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September 18th, 2009
Jess
I wonder what he did to get all that money..Shall I ask? No wait I think his face gives it away.. He was with the star wars robot.
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September 18th, 2009
Hippy
That is not hippy crack, hippy crack is N2O…
This guy is a waste of flesh
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September 18th, 2009
Jayme
This pic is great!!! I knew of the gold paint huffers from a vintage episode of cops!
AND WAIT A MINUTE….That dude has a shopping cart? What ever else could he be purchasing that would require a shopping cart? Perhaps a new t-shirt or a nice merlot? Oh Wallymart and your versatility! That’s a lotta krylon or sam’s choice spray paints!! I’m guessing he would’ve only required a hand basket……I’m just sayin!
There is a reason paint huffers prefer gold or silver spray paint over other colors. Something like a different mix of solvents. Most mugshots of people with paint on their face, it’s gold or silver. I saw the reason once but I forget. Anyone know?
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September 18th, 2009
Luis
Gold and silver paint give you a more intense trippy high. If it’s a more mellow high you’re looking for I’d suggest primary colors.
It honestly looks like he just robbed a bank. I can’t believe nobody’s sent this to the local cops in Nevada. Anyone ever heard of die packs!?!?!? It’s a perfect fit. Holding big bills and the only part of the face exposed or covered with paint is the mouth part considering he may have been wearing a skii mask with glasses.
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September 19th, 2009
Laura
This isn’t scary, its sad. The man has a serious problem. A lot of people fill a cup with spray paint and hold it over their mouth and nose in order to get high. It can kill the first time.
I don’t find anything remotely amusing about a man who clearly needs help and no doubt lives a very sad life.
I see nothing funny about the man’s attire – its prety obvious he is a house painter, and if you ever got that paint on you when you couldn’t run to the shower, you know it isn’t easy to get off.
What I find hillarious is the look on his face – like he’s going to kill you for taking his picture
there was a walmart-isle-throwdown 5 seconds later. do you SEE his face? lmao
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September 19th, 2009
SJB
So amazed at how many people think that this has something to do with his “job”. Are you really that naive? Paint huffers use gold paint to get high and the fact he has paint all over his face, shirt and, hands has nothing to do with doing anything productive like work. Get out of the suburbs once in a while and see the real world – it sucks sometimes.
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September 19th, 2009
GatorPssesJudgmt
Oh man, When I looked down and saw that this was from Nevada…I just felt shame…It’s so much funnier until it happens in your state.
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September 19th, 2009
Misty
I’m with the ones that said he looked mad.and i agree with the one who said they would have been to busy running to snap the photo.Must have acted like talkimg on the phone.I thought i was brave not so much with that one.Thanks who ever took it.
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September 19th, 2009
Emily
Hmm looks like he was hungry and killed a unicorn.
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September 19th, 2009
Ashmarie
I swear i see Alice Cooper in that paint stain on the shirt
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September 19th, 2009
David
I always wondered what SamElliot does with his Road House royalty checks, but I never would have guessed this.
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September 19th, 2009
Sarah
I love the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia reference
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September 20th, 2009
vintagecomic
If you’re going to sniff paint could you at least go for a discreet color?
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September 20th, 2009
Missy
Wal-Mart greeter.. huffer? Is there really a difference?
If you find humor In seeing this guy destroying himself , you mouth breathing assholes are not that far removed from the mental capacity shown in the picture.
I was at the register about to pay for my China special items when this guy pulls up behind me, as i notice him i then tell my friend to deal with the register person because i have to capture this rare creature on a photo. I have an iphone, so i act as if i am texting while i was snapping pics of him. No he did not attack me and yes he was trying to be “incognito” about his purchase. What was he purchasing??? for the person who commented earlier about “a hard working american trying to go home after a hard day of work”. THis guy had 3 cans of gold spray paint in the cart and a gallon of apple juice (Very incognito).
Here is the sad part, walmart sold the items to the to guy and sent him on the way to “paint his whole body again”. The picture is actually cropped, if you could see the whole thing he has tuns of paint on his pants and shoes. There is no way anyone could of seen him and thought “long day of work”.
Hope you all have enjoyed it as much as i have, i took the pic in aug. so you guys know this guy was huffing in vegas in about 104 degrees. “Livestrong” should be his motto. lol
if you want to see the whole picture it is on my facebook. i posted the link.
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September 22nd, 2009
poop
“DAYMAN! UHH AHHAHH!!! FIGHTER OF THE…NIGHTMAN! UHH AHHAHH!!! CHAMPION OF THE SUN! UHH AHHAHH!!! YOUR A MASTER KARATE, AND FRIENDSHIP… FOR EVERYONE! “
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September 22nd, 2009
carlykins
I dont know weather to laugh or cry!! I know he is doing this to himself, but really??? I kinda feel bad for him becaue he is sooo far out of his mind her prolly has NO stinkin clue of what is going on!
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September 23rd, 2009
Message to WalMart
Hello WalMart: You sold more gold paint to this guy??? Doesn’t your company recognize state laws prohibiting sale of this crap to huffers?
Unbelievable. WalMart just enabled more irreversible damage to heart, liver, kidneys, lungs, and brain – and then huffers like this loser rotate through ambulances, jails, and emergency rooms – eventually landing in the morgue on OUR tax dollars.
He was just watching Bob Ross and decided to get fucked up on a “happy little tree”.
So what?
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September 24th, 2009
CausIknow
Believe it or not, I know this guy. He was a regular in a jail in KY and kept saying he was going to Nevada but never made it past the bus station where he was picked up again for huffing. His money comes from is Navy retirement where he was a SEAL and he is also an MIT graduate (all verified) Started huffing after the loss of one of his children. Next time you see him say hello to Charles and see if he responds.
Thank you Steven “Las Vega” for your amazing spy work. But we must say, as weird as we think this man is…he must have thought you a bit strange too judging from the picture…oh wait ..wait..right the paint, yeah..i bet everything seems weird.
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September 24th, 2009
zebra lover
what the hell. i wonder what was in his cart?
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September 24th, 2009
lynne
o god it really does look like he’s been huffing
=(
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September 25th, 2009
Bob
you see this a lot around the indian reservations in oklahoma (the Ponca tribe is very bad about iy) whats worse is when you see the 4-8 year olds with the same “markings”…
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September 25th, 2009
heathansson
“Golllllld finger!” wa waaaaa wa……
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September 25th, 2009
The_Prophets_Clockwork
Brings to meaning to the phrase:
“Been there. Done that. Bought the T-Shirt”
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September 26th, 2009
Peggy Sue
I’d like to see what’s in his cart. Nah, probably just more depends and valvoline…
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September 26th, 2009
Lance
Ahem…
Hey kids, its Huffy the Clown!
His hair is really a dark brown when he washes it.
There is rock bottom, and then there are underacheivers like Huffy that find a rock drill.
I’m not angry, I just don’t have enough brain cells to smile.
My t-shirt was a white hanes 1 week ago.
He should have chased the gold with some GoofOff or Thoro.
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September 26th, 2009
Amiee
Just watched that great episode from It’s Always Sunny. I was rolling on my ass reading the quote. Thanks!!!
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September 26th, 2009
Brad
I think I see a one-eyed Creature From The Black Lagoon on his shirt.
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September 27th, 2009
Confused
how do they get these pictures?!
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September 27th, 2009
Phillip Ornelas
This is the walmart i work at! o.o ive heard about this guy! haha they always turn him down! hahaha
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September 28th, 2009
phillip ornelas
im pretty sure this is the walmart i work at hahaha ive heard about this guy…
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September 28th, 2009
FullyFlared86
That was actually a white t-shirt when he started.
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September 28th, 2009
Marianna
I just can’t find humor in this. When does your own life slip away?
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September 28th, 2009
Derek Leonard
hahahah oh my f’n god!
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September 28th, 2009
Derek Leonard
holy crap thats great!
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September 28th, 2009
Storme
So i know this guy. I lived in Las Vegas for a long time and there are many people like this. Like a gang of bum scum. This ones name was Gold Dust. (not kidding) !!! hahaha
one of the better pictures on here…this made me lmao!!! i love the caption too!
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October 1st, 2009
UnKLE Tommy
No it’s the TRIDENT sugarless that makes the gold really sparkle in his teeth.
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October 1st, 2009
riverbrat
Dig: You work at WalMart & refuse to sell paint to someone who is “obviously” huffing it. He or someone in his family sees a hook and sues WM for a bazillion dollars for defamation and discrimination. Huffy’s atty. gets up there and sings the blues about how this poor guy is a hard working house painter and yadda yadda yadda. Oh, and if you don’t think that there are people who would believe it, please read these comments. WM denies all responsibility for refusing the sale and hangs their minimum wage earning cashier out to dry. Consider, too, that the cashier confronting Huffy The Paint Gorker could be taking a trip to the emergency room for refusing that sale. Heartbreaking as it may be, it is not the responsibility of a cashier to save a person from himself.
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October 4th, 2009
Dianne Fielder
what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. At least I hope it does.
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October 4th, 2009
andytheclark
is that the Virgin Mary in the paint stain on his shirt? No, no…wait…I think it’s Morton Downey Jr.
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October 5th, 2009
Kitty dick
When life gives you lemmons fuck it!!! Pain that shit gold
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October 5th, 2009
Reno
The pure distaste he has on his yellow paint covered face is priceless.
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October 7th, 2009
Stacey
I really hope that if he was buying paint that they were smart enough NOT to sell it to him!
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October 8th, 2009
joenuff
I think he just blew robocop
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October 8th, 2009
dlux
i’d like to know what was in his cart.
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October 11th, 2009
chuckles
this guy looks like he just gave robocop a blow job
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October 12th, 2009
Brent
This dude huffs paint and he still has more cash on him than I do. Maybe I’m doing something wrong….
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October 15th, 2009
Steven "las vegas"
ALL RIGHT I WON !!!!!!!! I would like to thank my Iphone for taking such amazing pictures…
Steve, Steve… Im’a let you finish… But the old man that looked like drunk santa was the best picture OF ALL TIME…. OF ALL TIME!!!!
Umm after Kanye west i guess i have nothing else to say.
Thanks POWM
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October 15th, 2009
Beth
THIS WAS THE MOST SHOCKING AND DISTURBING ONE OF ALL NOT TO MENTION REALLY REALLY SAD!!!
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October 18th, 2009
heather
ok this guy was just in our store in missour and he was coming in like every three hours to a different cashier to get more spray paint. Then he would do the same the next day for like a week . Then one day as i was getting ready for work i heard on the scanner that there was a guy at the end of the parking lot that was in a hospital gown that was sniffing paint omg this is crazy that i was looking at these pics and this guy showed up on it .
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October 20th, 2009
Cozmo
Wow. I laughed at first, but this totally breaks my heart. I know Politically Incorrect posted above that people like this guy are doing it to themselves, and I’m not disagreeing, but I can’t help but feel sorry for what this guy could have been.
I mean, this dude is quite literally the picture of rock bottom. If rock bottom had a front door, this guy would be the greeter on the other side of it. And the sad thing is that he so obviously doesn’t give a shit, otherwise he’d have at least cleaned the paint off of his face before going to buy more.
And as far as Riverbrat’s comment that it’s not the cashier’s responsibility to save the guy from himself, should we then take away a bar’s right to refuse service to people who are obviously drunk? I mean, sure the person could die of alcohol poisoning, but that’s their own fault, right? The bartender should just keep serving up the shots of Jag, even though they KNOW they shouldn’t be, right? Why should it be okay for a bartender to make a judgement call like that, but not a cashier who knows better?
COSMO,
You assume the cashier would know what he does with the paint. I swear to God it was only after reading about 150 of these posts that I figured it out!! I just thought he was a mess. I’ve painted a lot of rooms in my life and sometimes don’t look much better! (But I wouldn’t go out shopping! That’s what I thought was so funny!!)
Even after reading 100 posts, I envisioned this guy with his head over a gallon of gold room-paint with a towel over his head trying to inhale the fumes. It took another 50 posts to figure out it was SPRAY paint!!
I know, I should get out of my cocoon, but I DON”T WANT TO!!!!
THATS A BARGAN SHOPPER RITE THERE…. Y SPEND 20 BUCKS ON A HIT OF SOME SHYT..OR A DUB OF BUD…WHEN U KAN GET FUKT UP FOR 2 BUX…LMAO
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October 29th, 2009
chris
Oh my god he looks like Charles Manson.
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October 30th, 2009
FoShizzle
i think he’s homeless….
that kinda makes me sad D:
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November 3rd, 2009
Me, Me me me, Me me me me me
Okay. Has anyone seen his shirt? If you look closely at the epicenter of the gold splash on it, you can see this guys face screaming to be let out of the shirt! It seriously looks like a totally, truly freaked out person.
This is the best! He must have been high as a kite! Gotta love old hippies haha.
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November 6th, 2009
Mondika
No officer I don’t know anything about a meth lab
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November 6th, 2009
Dirty
Do you think this guy and the lady in gold on page 63 know each other? Maybe the guy was a little hungry and ate out oooooohhhhhh
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November 6th, 2009
Gerrie
Thought it was a new kind of camo face paint. But seriously, why not turn the can upside down, so the propellant (the “active ingredient) comes out but not the paint?
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November 10th, 2009
Lenny
It’s the Gold Paint Huffer’s dad!
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November 11th, 2009
TORI
HAHAHAHA is that caption from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia? Charlie huffing spray paint…EPIC!
looks like him and the golden guy that doesnt move on the corner had a little break time
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November 27th, 2009
Camille
I wanna know what was in his cart……was it more paint???
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December 4th, 2009
rosa
I have laughed at most of the things on this website, but this man clearly looks like he just got off of work and he appears to be a painter. It’s kind of sad that people make fun of the working class, or that you may be making fun of him. Everyone has to make a living, and we should not be making fun of them.
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See what happens to a member of the cast of Cats when the show goes bankrupt on the road.
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And he’s not even a Warriors fan
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!
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looks kinda like hes about to jump at whomevers taking hes picture…
I think he thinks were trying to steal hes hmm ‘masterpiece’
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I think I’ve seen this guy on “COPS”.
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Ok so many of the pics on this website are very funny but this one is just plain old scary. Holy Alert the Tactical Squad!
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I mean he tried, with the shirt, but the hands and his little something there on his face….. make it useless.
SAD.
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Hahaha! Love the caption
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Yo that guy looks PISSED.
So I figure… that’s not really a tie-dyed t-shirt, is it?
Not only that, but you see him in the candy aisle… That’s not paint on his face, it’s Hubba Bubba!!
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I guess they will let anybody….I mean anybody thru those doors
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WTF?
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Is this what the afterlife has in store for David Carradine? LMFAO!
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September 18th, 2009
Attention Walmart shoppers:
“Today in our paint department. Buty2 gallons of paint, get one lid free!! ”
This guy must be the editor of the Huffington Post. This explains a lot!
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September 18th, 2009
OMG. Your in PUBLIC! That is all.
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September 18th, 2009
C3PO in later life.
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September 18th, 2009
A bit of googling will find you a wealth of pictures of paint addicts, all with the same, er, markings. And all having used gold or silver paint.
No, this guy absolutely definitely did not just have a tough day at work.
Which part of what work, did you think, would have involved covering his nose and mouth in gold paint?
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September 18th, 2009
Scary and colorful – amazing!
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September 18th, 2009
He’s doing this to HIMSELF. No one is holding the bag to his face. And no one held a gun to his head and made him go to Walmart with incriminating evidence on his face.
I had a brother that did the same crap to himself. Yes it’s sorry to see but he had every chance in the world to get himself straight. Some people are just idiots despite what others do to try to help them. Sorry. Quit feeling sorry for them, you are only ENABLING them.
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I wonder what he did to get all that money..Shall I ask? No wait I think his face gives it away.. He was with the star wars robot.
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That is not hippy crack, hippy crack is N2O…
This guy is a waste of flesh
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This pic is great!!! I knew of the gold paint huffers from a vintage episode of cops!
AND WAIT A MINUTE….That dude has a shopping cart? What ever else could he be purchasing that would require a shopping cart? Perhaps a new t-shirt or a nice merlot? Oh Wallymart and your versatility! That’s a lotta krylon or sam’s choice spray paints!! I’m guessing he would’ve only required a hand basket……I’m just sayin!
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WTF? Maybe he’s looking for paint-thinner.
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September 18th, 2009
Hey even artists need gum and candy!
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September 18th, 2009
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September 18th, 2009
Wow…I’m speechless!
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September 18th, 2009
looks like the same guy from a couple days ago, in the pink fuzzy flip slops
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September 18th, 2009
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September 18th, 2009
I just noticed the gold paint all over the money in his hands. again, wow.
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September 18th, 2009
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/tribettmug1.html
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September 18th, 2009
There is a reason paint huffers prefer gold or silver spray paint over other colors. Something like a different mix of solvents. Most mugshots of people with paint on their face, it’s gold or silver. I saw the reason once but I forget. Anyone know?
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September 18th, 2009
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September 18th, 2009
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September 18th, 2009
What a fantastic caption!
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September 18th, 2009
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September 18th, 2009
GOLD AND SILVER PAINT CONTAIN TOLULENE THATS WHAT GETS THEM HIGH
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September 18th, 2009
We’ve got a local guy just like that only worse.
http://www.10tv.com/live/content/onnnews/stories/2009/03/23/huffing_paint_guy.html?type=rss&cat=&sid=102
http://inhalant-info.blogspot.com/2009/09/infamous-paint-huffer-back-in-jail.html
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September 18th, 2009
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September 18th, 2009
After leaving Southpark, Kenny could never quite kick the “Cheesing” habit
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September 18th, 2009
Is he the husband/boyfriend of ‘So Bright’?
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September 18th, 2009
This guy is nothing compared to Patrick Tribbett. That guy has been arrested numerous times for huffing paint and he’s infamous on FARK.com.
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September 18th, 2009
I knew I shouldn’t have looked up when I puked.
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September 18th, 2009
That shirt was white when he put it on that morning.
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September 18th, 2009
AHAHAHAHHA
i’ve never seen a more beautiful picture in my life.
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September 18th, 2009
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September 18th, 2009
This guys mugshot is on Smoking Gun. just did a quick search but couldn’t locate it. but I’m sure it’s there.
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September 18th, 2009
I hear GOLD is the best ,HAHA
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September 18th, 2009
He made himself some cash from blowing old Star Wars robots. Who knew C3PO could jizz ?
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September 18th, 2009
I had no idea people actually did that. I thought it was a joke. That is unbelievable.
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September 19th, 2009
That;s NOT Meth on my face…it’s Rainbow Bright cum !
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September 19th, 2009
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September 19th, 2009
I don’t find anything remotely amusing about a man who clearly needs help and no doubt lives a very sad life.
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September 19th, 2009
damn,mister
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September 19th, 2009
The tie dye shirt almost covered it up… almost.
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September 19th, 2009
“These aren’t problems. These are SOLUTIONS to problems!”
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September 19th, 2009
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September 19th, 2009
Rainbow Brite puked on him!
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September 19th, 2009
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September 19th, 2009
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September 19th, 2009
Here’s looking at ya, baby.
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September 19th, 2009
there was a walmart-isle-throwdown 5 seconds later. do you SEE his face? lmao
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September 19th, 2009
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September 19th, 2009
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September 19th, 2009
I’m with the ones that said he looked mad.and i agree with the one who said they would have been to busy running to snap the photo.Must have acted like talkimg on the phone.I thought i was brave not so much with that one.Thanks who ever took it.
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September 19th, 2009
Hmm looks like he was hungry and killed a unicorn.
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September 19th, 2009
I swear i see Alice Cooper in that paint stain on the shirt
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September 19th, 2009
I always wondered what SamElliot does with his Road House royalty checks, but I never would have guessed this.
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September 19th, 2009
I love the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia reference
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September 20th, 2009
If you’re going to sniff paint could you at least go for a discreet color?
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September 20th, 2009
Wal-Mart greeter.. huffer? Is there really a difference?
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September 20th, 2009
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September 20th, 2009
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September 20th, 2009
i love the Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia reference in the caption.
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September 20th, 2009
Under the right circumstances this dude would kill you in a newyork minute. This is how nature says ” stay away”.
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September 21st, 2009
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September 21st, 2009
Let’s see…
1. He’s in the cough and cold section
2. He’s got money in hand
I’m thinking he’s there to buy 12-hour Wal-Phed (Sudafed) for one of the local meth-makers, and nobody told him it was behind the pharmacy counter…
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September 21st, 2009
I just hope that the little blond-headed kid behind belongs to someone else!
Huffy McHufferton is in the checkout line. Gotta wonder if he bought the can or if he helped himself to “samples”, because that paint is fresh!
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September 21st, 2009
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September 21st, 2009
it’s the always sunny caption that i love more than anything!!!
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September 21st, 2009
&& guys seriously this dude brought it all on himself so yes it is funny
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September 21st, 2009
this guy is from ky. he has serious paint probs.
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September 21st, 2009
gonna give the guy with the blue tint to his skin a run for his money
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September 22nd, 2009
its sad that walmart sold him the paint
so sad.
September 22nd, 2009
Gentlemen, Wade Garrett.
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September 22nd, 2009
I was at the register about to pay for my China special items when this guy pulls up behind me, as i notice him i then tell my friend to deal with the register person because i have to capture this rare creature on a photo. I have an iphone, so i act as if i am texting while i was snapping pics of him. No he did not attack me and yes he was trying to be “incognito” about his purchase. What was he purchasing??? for the person who commented earlier about “a hard working american trying to go home after a hard day of work”. THis guy had 3 cans of gold spray paint in the cart and a gallon of apple juice (Very incognito).
Here is the sad part, walmart sold the items to the to guy and sent him on the way to “paint his whole body again”. The picture is actually cropped, if you could see the whole thing he has tuns of paint on his pants and shoes. There is no way anyone could of seen him and thought “long day of work”.
Hope you all have enjoyed it as much as i have, i took the pic in aug. so you guys know this guy was huffing in vegas in about 104 degrees. “Livestrong” should be his motto. lol
if you want to see the whole picture it is on my facebook. i posted the link.
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September 22nd, 2009
“DAYMAN! UHH AHHAHH!!! FIGHTER OF THE…NIGHTMAN! UHH AHHAHH!!! CHAMPION OF THE SUN! UHH AHHAHH!!! YOUR A MASTER KARATE, AND FRIENDSHIP… FOR EVERYONE! “
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September 22nd, 2009
I dont know weather to laugh or cry!! I know he is doing this to himself, but really??? I kinda feel bad for him becaue he is sooo far out of his mind her prolly has NO stinkin clue of what is going on!
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September 23rd, 2009
Unbelievable. WalMart just enabled more irreversible damage to heart, liver, kidneys, lungs, and brain – and then huffers like this loser rotate through ambulances, jails, and emergency rooms – eventually landing in the morgue on OUR tax dollars.
Loathsome store.
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September 23rd, 2009
He was just watching Bob Ross and decided to get fucked up on a “happy little tree”.
So what?
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September 24th, 2009
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September 24th, 2009
I actually spit all over my keyboard when I saw this; the caption is priceless!
This must be what Einstein must have looked like while testing out some of his theories!
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September 24th, 2009
Thank you Steven “Las Vega” for your amazing spy work. But we must say, as weird as we think this man is…he must have thought you a bit strange too judging from the picture…oh wait ..wait..right the paint, yeah..i bet everything seems weird.
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September 24th, 2009
what the hell. i wonder what was in his cart?
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September 24th, 2009
o god it really does look like he’s been huffing
=(
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September 25th, 2009
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September 25th, 2009
“Golllllld finger!” wa waaaaa wa……
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September 25th, 2009
Brings to meaning to the phrase:
“Been there. Done that. Bought the T-Shirt”
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September 26th, 2009
I’d like to see what’s in his cart. Nah, probably just more depends and valvoline…
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September 26th, 2009
Ahem…
Hey kids, its Huffy the Clown!
His hair is really a dark brown when he washes it.
There is rock bottom, and then there are underacheivers like Huffy that find a rock drill.
I’m not angry, I just don’t have enough brain cells to smile.
My t-shirt was a white hanes 1 week ago.
He should have chased the gold with some GoofOff or Thoro.
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September 26th, 2009
Just watched that great episode from It’s Always Sunny. I was rolling on my ass reading the quote. Thanks!!!
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September 26th, 2009
I think I see a one-eyed Creature From The Black Lagoon on his shirt.
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September 27th, 2009
how do they get these pictures?!
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September 27th, 2009
This is the walmart i work at! o.o ive heard about this guy! haha they always turn him down! hahaha
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September 28th, 2009
im pretty sure this is the walmart i work at hahaha ive heard about this guy…
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September 28th, 2009
That was actually a white t-shirt when he started.
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September 28th, 2009
I just can’t find humor in this. When does your own life slip away?
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September 28th, 2009
hahahah oh my f’n god!
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September 28th, 2009
holy crap thats great!
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September 28th, 2009
So i know this guy. I lived in Las Vegas for a long time and there are many people like this. Like a gang of bum scum. This ones name was Gold Dust. (not kidding) !!! hahaha
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September 28th, 2009
Apparently he’s been arrested quite a bit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOB2XOM8Tt8
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September 28th, 2009
Well something got a little sloppy.
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September 28th, 2009
dude, dad. really?
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September 28th, 2009
one of the better pictures on here…this made me lmao!!! i love the caption too!
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October 1st, 2009
No it’s the TRIDENT sugarless that makes the gold really sparkle in his teeth.
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October 1st, 2009
Dig: You work at WalMart & refuse to sell paint to someone who is “obviously” huffing it. He or someone in his family sees a hook and sues WM for a bazillion dollars for defamation and discrimination. Huffy’s atty. gets up there and sings the blues about how this poor guy is a hard working house painter and yadda yadda yadda. Oh, and if you don’t think that there are people who would believe it, please read these comments. WM denies all responsibility for refusing the sale and hangs their minimum wage earning cashier out to dry. Consider, too, that the cashier confronting Huffy The Paint Gorker could be taking a trip to the emergency room for refusing that sale. Heartbreaking as it may be, it is not the responsibility of a cashier to save a person from himself.
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October 4th, 2009
what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. At least I hope it does.
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October 4th, 2009
is that the Virgin Mary in the paint stain on his shirt? No, no…wait…I think it’s Morton Downey Jr.
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October 5th, 2009
When life gives you lemmons fuck it!!! Pain that shit gold
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October 5th, 2009
The pure distaste he has on his yellow paint covered face is priceless.
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October 7th, 2009
I really hope that if he was buying paint that they were smart enough NOT to sell it to him!
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October 8th, 2009
I think he just blew robocop
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October 8th, 2009
i’d like to know what was in his cart.
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October 11th, 2009
this guy looks like he just gave robocop a blow job
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October 12th, 2009
This dude huffs paint and he still has more cash on him than I do. Maybe I’m doing something wrong….
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October 15th, 2009
ALL RIGHT I WON !!!!!!!! I would like to thank my Iphone for taking such amazing pictures…
Steve, Steve… Im’a let you finish… But the old man that looked like drunk santa was the best picture OF ALL TIME…. OF ALL TIME!!!!
Umm after Kanye west i guess i have nothing else to say.
Thanks POWM
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October 15th, 2009
THIS WAS THE MOST SHOCKING AND DISTURBING ONE OF ALL NOT TO MENTION REALLY REALLY SAD!!!
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October 18th, 2009
ok this guy was just in our store in missour and he was coming in like every three hours to a different cashier to get more spray paint. Then he would do the same the next day for like a week . Then one day as i was getting ready for work i heard on the scanner that there was a guy at the end of the parking lot that was in a hospital gown that was sniffing paint omg this is crazy that i was looking at these pics and this guy showed up on it .
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October 20th, 2009
Wow. I laughed at first, but this totally breaks my heart. I know Politically Incorrect posted above that people like this guy are doing it to themselves, and I’m not disagreeing, but I can’t help but feel sorry for what this guy could have been.
I mean, this dude is quite literally the picture of rock bottom. If rock bottom had a front door, this guy would be the greeter on the other side of it. And the sad thing is that he so obviously doesn’t give a shit, otherwise he’d have at least cleaned the paint off of his face before going to buy more.
And as far as Riverbrat’s comment that it’s not the cashier’s responsibility to save the guy from himself, should we then take away a bar’s right to refuse service to people who are obviously drunk? I mean, sure the person could die of alcohol poisoning, but that’s their own fault, right? The bartender should just keep serving up the shots of Jag, even though they KNOW they shouldn’t be, right? Why should it be okay for a bartender to make a judgement call like that, but not a cashier who knows better?
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October 21st, 2009
COSMO,
You assume the cashier would know what he does with the paint. I swear to God it was only after reading about 150 of these posts that I figured it out!! I just thought he was a mess. I’ve painted a lot of rooms in my life and sometimes don’t look much better! (But I wouldn’t go out shopping! That’s what I thought was so funny!!)
Even after reading 100 posts, I envisioned this guy with his head over a gallon of gold room-paint with a towel over his head trying to inhale the fumes. It took another 50 posts to figure out it was SPRAY paint!!
I know, I should get out of my cocoon, but I DON”T WANT TO!!!!
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October 23rd, 2009
THATS A BARGAN SHOPPER RITE THERE…. Y SPEND 20 BUCKS ON A HIT OF SOME SHYT..OR A DUB OF BUD…WHEN U KAN GET FUKT UP FOR 2 BUX…LMAO
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October 29th, 2009
Oh my god he looks like Charles Manson.
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October 30th, 2009
i think he’s homeless….
that kinda makes me sad D:
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November 3rd, 2009
Okay. Has anyone seen his shirt? If you look closely at the epicenter of the gold splash on it, you can see this guys face screaming to be let out of the shirt!
It seriously looks like a totally, truly freaked out person.
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November 4th, 2009
This is the best! He must have been high as a kite! Gotta love old hippies haha.
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November 6th, 2009
No officer I don’t know anything about a meth lab
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November 6th, 2009
Do you think this guy and the lady in gold on page 63 know each other? Maybe the guy was a little hungry and ate out oooooohhhhhh
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November 6th, 2009
Thought it was a new kind of camo face paint. But seriously, why not turn the can upside down, so the propellant (the “active ingredient) comes out but not the paint?
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November 10th, 2009
It’s the Gold Paint Huffer’s dad!
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November 11th, 2009
HAHAHAHA is that caption from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia? Charlie huffing spray paint…EPIC!
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November 25th, 2009
looks like him and the golden guy that doesnt move on the corner had a little break time
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November 27th, 2009
I wanna know what was in his cart……was it more paint???
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December 4th, 2009
I have laughed at most of the things on this website, but this man clearly looks like he just got off of work and he appears to be a painter. It’s kind of sad that people make fun of the working class, or that you may be making fun of him. Everyone has to make a living, and we should not be making fun of them.
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January 13th, 2010
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