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Have I been huffing what? Huffing paint? What? Really? Where would you get that?…….Okay yes. Yes I have. It makes the cat food taste better.
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  1. “Okay, get the money ready, no eye contact, SHIT I just made eye contact…just run, run out now! SHIT, the greeter is asking for a receipt…oh dear, AH! home depot here i come HOT DOGS!”

    Who hasn’t been there?

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    September 18th, 2009

  2. Scott

    Simply amazing.

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    September 18th, 2009

  3. BigKev

    Wow, it looks like a rainbow threw up on him..

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    September 18th, 2009

  4. clutch city

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    September 18th, 2009

  5. ganderson

    not only do i love the picture but the caption with the refrence to its always sunny really makes it

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    September 18th, 2009

  6. We G

    O man does life get any better than a bag full of gold spray paint? The man is obviously a connoisseur of the better things in life.

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    September 18th, 2009

  7. steven

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    September 18th, 2009

  8. Chaddo

    THIS IS SO SCARY D8

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    September 18th, 2009

  9. Becky

    It almost looks like he tried to drink the paint and accidentally spilled it all over his shirt. But… I like how he thought ahead and wore the tie-dye to camouflage any spills, you know, like wearing black to a party in case you drop your drink.

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    September 18th, 2009

  10. Tony

    Wow he looks pissed.

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    September 18th, 2009

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    September 18th, 2009

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    September 18th, 2009

  13. mike hunt

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    September 18th, 2009

  14. Kanye West

    Yo Rainbow Man, I’m really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but Joseph had the Best Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat ever. Best ever!!

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    September 18th, 2009

  15. Goldmember

    Bong and a blintz?

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    September 18th, 2009

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    September 18th, 2009

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    September 18th, 2009

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    September 18th, 2009

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    September 18th, 2009

  20. etsryan

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    September 18th, 2009

  21. shadopilot

    He sees you! Run!

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    September 18th, 2009

  22. robin yates

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    September 18th, 2009

  23. Michael G

    See what happens to a member of the cast of Cats when the show goes bankrupt on the road.

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    September 18th, 2009

  24. Cloudchaser Sakonige (sah-koh-nee-gay)

    And he’s not even a Warriors fan

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    September 18th, 2009

  25. tomcat

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    September 18th, 2009

  26. Alyssa

    That has to be in the Top Ten Greatest peopleofwalmart photos.

    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!

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    September 18th, 2009

  27. WalDog

    This guy knows where it’s at. Gold and silver provide the best high.. or so I’ve been told (thanks, Cops!) Too bad we can’t see in his cart.

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    September 18th, 2009

  28. GUEST

    OMG. So scary. I would have been to busy running to snap the pic. LOL

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    September 18th, 2009

  29. Michelle

    He looks not so happy! How do people take these and not get their *sses kicked? I’m glad they don’t cause its hilarious!! But its a big risk!

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    September 18th, 2009

  30. Chance

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    September 18th, 2009

  31. Serialkiller

    looks kinda like hes about to jump at whomevers taking hes picture…
    I think he thinks were trying to steal hes hmm ‘masterpiece’

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    September 18th, 2009

  32. miladyfair

    Oh….my….God.

    I think I’ve seen this guy on “COPS”.

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    September 18th, 2009

  33. If ever I am havign a bad day I come to this site and people like this man just make me feel a whole lot better about things. ……..wow of all colors urine yellow is the the color that he picked

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    September 18th, 2009

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    September 18th, 2009

  35. Me

    Ok so many of the pics on this website are very funny but this one is just plain old scary. Holy Alert the Tactical Squad!

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    September 18th, 2009

  36. Foxinabox

    Wow. I never understood people that huff paint. I mean other drugs make sense, but PAINT? What the hell is fun about that? Plus it’s not really easy to hide. :\
    I mean he tried, with the shirt, but the hands and his little something there on his face….. make it useless.
    SAD.

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    September 18th, 2009

  37. Jason B

    Goldmember let himself go to hell after the movie.

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    September 18th, 2009

  38. tershme

    Hahaha! Love the caption :-)

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    September 18th, 2009

  39. God

    The point where ‘art’ and ‘junkie’ meet in the middle!

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    September 18th, 2009

  40. TheDead60s

    Yo that guy looks PISSED.
    So I figure… that’s not really a tie-dyed t-shirt, is it?
    Not only that, but you see him in the candy aisle… That’s not paint on his face, it’s Hubba Bubba!!

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    September 18th, 2009

  41. Katie

    I love the expression of “So what if I have a sweet tooth and I’m wearing clown vomit. Don’t judge”.

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    September 18th, 2009

  42. Chad

    I guess they will let anybody….I mean anybody thru those doors

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    September 18th, 2009

  43. BigBugFoot

    WTF?

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    September 18th, 2009

  44. Free

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    September 18th, 2009

  45. Wyl the Pyr

    Is this what the afterlife has in store for David Carradine? LMFAO!

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    September 18th, 2009

  46. Politically incorrect

    Attention Walmart shoppers:

    “Today in our paint department. Buty2 gallons of paint, get one lid free!! ”

    This guy must be the editor of the Huffington Post. This explains a lot!

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    September 18th, 2009

  47. OMG. Your in PUBLIC! That is all.

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    September 18th, 2009

  48. Peter

    C3PO in later life.

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    September 18th, 2009

  49. Shrlck

    FREE… you DID notice that he’s got gold paint all over his mouth and chin and nose, not just his shirt? The part that you cover with the plastic bag to huff paint?

    A bit of googling will find you a wealth of pictures of paint addicts, all with the same, er, markings. And all having used gold or silver paint.

    No, this guy absolutely definitely did not just have a tough day at work.
    Which part of what work, did you think, would have involved covering his nose and mouth in gold paint?

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    September 18th, 2009

  50. uvegcica

    Scary and colorful – amazing! :D

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    September 18th, 2009

  51. Politically incorrect

    It’s amazing how some people feel sorry for idiots that do themselves in.
    He’s doing this to HIMSELF. No one is holding the bag to his face. And no one held a gun to his head and made him go to Walmart with incriminating evidence on his face.

    I had a brother that did the same crap to himself. Yes it’s sorry to see but he had every chance in the world to get himself straight. Some people are just idiots despite what others do to try to help them. Sorry. Quit feeling sorry for them, you are only ENABLING them.

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    September 18th, 2009

  52. HOOAH

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    September 18th, 2009

  53. Nobody

    They don’t call it “Hippy Crack” for nothin’

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    September 18th, 2009

  54. crackin up in Asheville

    That’s not a tye dye. ” PAINT HUFFER CAMO” That’s his favorite paint huffin uniform. Works great huffin all colors of paint. Look closely the red parts are from passin out and bashing his head of a countertop and bleedin everywhere. Life was so much easier before they changed the recipe for model airplane glue!

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    September 18th, 2009

  55. Jess

    I wonder what he did to get all that money..Shall I ask? No wait I think his face gives it away.. He was with the star wars robot.

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    September 18th, 2009

  56. Hippy

    That is not hippy crack, hippy crack is N2O…

    This guy is a waste of flesh

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    September 18th, 2009

  57. Jayme

    This pic is great!!! I knew of the gold paint huffers from a vintage episode of cops!
    AND WAIT A MINUTE….That dude has a shopping cart? What ever else could he be purchasing that would require a shopping cart? Perhaps a new t-shirt or a nice merlot? Oh Wallymart and your versatility! That’s a lotta krylon or sam’s choice spray paints!! I’m guessing he would’ve only required a hand basket……I’m just sayin!

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    September 18th, 2009

  58. Nick High

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    September 18th, 2009

  59. Bolonyman

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    September 18th, 2009

  60. WTF? Maybe he’s looking for paint-thinner.

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    September 18th, 2009

  61. eve

    Hey even artists need gum and candy!

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    September 18th, 2009

  62. Marie

    You were one brave soul to take that picture, thank you so much for doing it – beautiful!!

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    September 18th, 2009

  63. Elaine

    Wow…I’m speechless!

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    September 18th, 2009

  64. karin W

    looks like the same guy from a couple days ago, in the pink fuzzy flip slops

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    September 18th, 2009

  65. ProfeSSor Vile

    Looks like he was giving C3PO a blowjob.

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    September 18th, 2009

  66. tomcat

    I just noticed the gold paint all over the money in his hands. again, wow.

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    September 18th, 2009

  67. z0iid

    Think he might be related to Patrick Tribett?

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/tribettmug1.html

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    September 18th, 2009

  68. Stu

    There is a reason paint huffers prefer gold or silver spray paint over other colors. Something like a different mix of solvents. Most mugshots of people with paint on their face, it’s gold or silver. I saw the reason once but I forget. Anyone know?

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    September 18th, 2009

  69. Luis

    Gold and silver paint give you a more intense trippy high. If it’s a more mellow high you’re looking for I’d suggest primary colors.

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    September 18th, 2009

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    September 18th, 2009

  71. What a fantastic caption!

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    September 18th, 2009

  72. Robin

    Looks like we found the owner of the gold bike!

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    September 18th, 2009

  73. geenyus

    STU-
    GOLD AND SILVER PAINT CONTAIN TOLULENE THATS WHAT GETS THEM HIGH

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    September 18th, 2009

  74. Void

    This pic makes me scared just looking at it… like the dude is going to reach through the screen and yell “WARCHOO LOOOKN AARRT??”

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    September 18th, 2009

  75. Randy

    After leaving Southpark, Kenny could never quite kick the “Cheesing” habit

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    September 18th, 2009

  76. Bob

    Is he the husband/boyfriend of ‘So Bright’?

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    September 18th, 2009

  77. Kiddo Young

    This guy is nothing compared to Patrick Tribbett. That guy has been arrested numerous times for huffing paint and he’s infamous on FARK.com.

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    September 18th, 2009

  78. Bob

    I knew I shouldn’t have looked up when I puked.

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    September 18th, 2009

  79. Jeek

    That shirt was white when he put it on that morning.

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    September 18th, 2009

  80. cory

    AHAHAHAHHA
    i’ve never seen a more beautiful picture in my life.

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    September 18th, 2009

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    September 18th, 2009

  82. jerry from montana

    This guys mugshot is on Smoking Gun. just did a quick search but couldn’t locate it. but I’m sure it’s there.

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    September 18th, 2009

  83. VAMPYRASLEEPS

    I hear GOLD is the best ,HAHA

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    September 18th, 2009

  84. Jeff

    He made himself some cash from blowing old Star Wars robots. Who knew C3PO could jizz ?

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    September 18th, 2009

  85. vanice

    I had no idea people actually did that. I thought it was a joke. That is unbelievable.

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    September 19th, 2009

  86. FJW

    That;s NOT Meth on my face…it’s Rainbow Bright cum !

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    September 19th, 2009

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    September 19th, 2009

  88. Laura

    This isn’t scary, its sad. The man has a serious problem. A lot of people fill a cup with spray paint and hold it over their mouth and nose in order to get high. It can kill the first time.

    I don’t find anything remotely amusing about a man who clearly needs help and no doubt lives a very sad life.

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    September 19th, 2009

  89. Sean

    damn,mister

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    September 19th, 2009

  90. The tie dye shirt almost covered it up… almost.

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    September 19th, 2009

  91. BG

    “These aren’t problems. These are SOLUTIONS to problems!”

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    September 19th, 2009

  92. mark

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    September 19th, 2009

  93. NVA

    Rainbow Brite puked on him!

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    September 19th, 2009

  94. No, no, no… Huffing glue makes the cat food taste better… Now get ready for bed.

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    September 19th, 2009

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    September 19th, 2009

  96. VEE

    Here’s looking at ya, baby.

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    September 19th, 2009

  97. Ginger

    there was a walmart-isle-throwdown 5 seconds later. do you SEE his face? lmao

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    September 19th, 2009

  98. SJB

    So amazed at how many people think that this has something to do with his “job”. Are you really that naive? Paint huffers use gold paint to get high and the fact he has paint all over his face, shirt and, hands has nothing to do with doing anything productive like work. Get out of the suburbs once in a while and see the real world – it sucks sometimes.

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    September 19th, 2009

  99. GatorPssesJudgmt

    Oh man, When I looked down and saw that this was from Nevada…I just felt shame…It’s so much funnier until it happens in your state.

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    September 19th, 2009

  100. Misty

    I’m with the ones that said he looked mad.and i agree with the one who said they would have been to busy running to snap the photo.Must have acted like talkimg on the phone.I thought i was brave not so much with that one.Thanks who ever took it.

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    September 19th, 2009

  101. Emily

    Hmm looks like he was hungry and killed a unicorn.

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    September 19th, 2009

  102. Ashmarie

    I swear i see Alice Cooper in that paint stain on the shirt

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    September 19th, 2009

  103. David

    I always wondered what SamElliot does with his Road House royalty checks, but I never would have guessed this.

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    September 19th, 2009

  104. Sarah

    I love the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia reference

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    September 20th, 2009

  105. vintagecomic

    If you’re going to sniff paint could you at least go for a discreet color?

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    September 20th, 2009

  106. Missy

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    September 20th, 2009

  107. homework

    If you find humor In seeing this guy destroying himself , you mouth breathing assholes are not that far removed from the mental capacity shown in the picture.

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    September 20th, 2009

  108. M

    This picture is sad. Not a shred of humor here.

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    September 20th, 2009

  109. jenn

    i love the Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia reference in the caption.

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    September 20th, 2009

  110. FormerWalmartian

    Under the right circumstances this dude would kill you in a newyork minute. This is how nature says ” stay away”.

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    September 21st, 2009

  111. Dan0

    Damn where are the Wonderbread sacks st ?

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    September 21st, 2009

  112. seenitall

    Let’s see…

    1. He’s in the cough and cold section
    2. He’s got money in hand

    I’m thinking he’s there to buy 12-hour Wal-Phed (Sudafed) for one of the local meth-makers, and nobody told him it was behind the pharmacy counter…

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    September 21st, 2009

  113. shellinoz

    I just hope that the little blond-headed kid behind belongs to someone else!

    Huffy McHufferton is in the checkout line. Gotta wonder if he bought the can or if he helped himself to “samples”, because that paint is fresh!

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    September 21st, 2009

  114. Not for me

    dude’s got some crisp greenbacks and a cart. Its a good day to be a gangsta…

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    September 21st, 2009

  115. Krystal

    it’s the always sunny caption that i love more than anything!!!

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    September 21st, 2009

  116. Krystal

    && guys seriously this dude brought it all on himself so yes it is funny

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    September 21st, 2009

  117. stupid humans

    this guy is from ky. he has serious paint probs.

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    September 21st, 2009

  118. LOL

    gonna give the guy with the blue tint to his skin a run for his money

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    September 22nd, 2009

  119. stupid humans

    its sad that walmart sold him the paint :(
    so sad.

    September 22nd, 2009

  120. JCVenom

    Gentlemen, Wade Garrett.

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    September 22nd, 2009

  121. Ok for everyone here I TOOK THE PIC.

    I was at the register about to pay for my China special items when this guy pulls up behind me, as i notice him i then tell my friend to deal with the register person because i have to capture this rare creature on a photo. I have an iphone, so i act as if i am texting while i was snapping pics of him. No he did not attack me and yes he was trying to be “incognito” about his purchase. What was he purchasing??? for the person who commented earlier about “a hard working american trying to go home after a hard day of work”. THis guy had 3 cans of gold spray paint in the cart and a gallon of apple juice (Very incognito).

    Here is the sad part, walmart sold the items to the to guy and sent him on the way to “paint his whole body again”. The picture is actually cropped, if you could see the whole thing he has tuns of paint on his pants and shoes. There is no way anyone could of seen him and thought “long day of work”.

    Hope you all have enjoyed it as much as i have, i took the pic in aug. so you guys know this guy was huffing in vegas in about 104 degrees. “Livestrong” should be his motto. lol

    if you want to see the whole picture it is on my facebook. i posted the link.

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    September 22nd, 2009

  122. poop

    “DAYMAN! UHH AHHAHH!!! FIGHTER OF THE…NIGHTMAN! UHH AHHAHH!!! CHAMPION OF THE SUN! UHH AHHAHH!!! YOUR A MASTER KARATE, AND FRIENDSHIP… FOR EVERYONE! “

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    September 22nd, 2009

  123. carlykins

    I dont know weather to laugh or cry!! I know he is doing this to himself, but really??? I kinda feel bad for him becaue he is sooo far out of his mind her prolly has NO stinkin clue of what is going on!

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    September 23rd, 2009

  124. Message to WalMart

    Hello WalMart: You sold more gold paint to this guy??? Doesn’t your company recognize state laws prohibiting sale of this crap to huffers?

    Unbelievable. WalMart just enabled more irreversible damage to heart, liver, kidneys, lungs, and brain – and then huffers like this loser rotate through ambulances, jails, and emergency rooms – eventually landing in the morgue on OUR tax dollars.

    Loathsome store.

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    September 23rd, 2009

  125. He was just watching Bob Ross and decided to get fucked up on a “happy little tree”.

    So what?

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    September 24th, 2009

  126. CausIknow

    Believe it or not, I know this guy. He was a regular in a jail in KY and kept saying he was going to Nevada but never made it past the bus station where he was picked up again for huffing. His money comes from is Navy retirement where he was a SEAL and he is also an MIT graduate (all verified) Started huffing after the loss of one of his children. Next time you see him say hello to Charles and see if he responds.

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    September 24th, 2009

  127. I actually spit all over my keyboard when I saw this; the caption is priceless!

    This must be what Einstein must have looked like while testing out some of his theories!

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    September 24th, 2009

  128. Thank you Steven “Las Vega” for your amazing spy work. But we must say, as weird as we think this man is…he must have thought you a bit strange too judging from the picture…oh wait ..wait..right the paint, yeah..i bet everything seems weird.

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    September 24th, 2009

  129. zebra lover

    what the hell. i wonder what was in his cart?

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    September 24th, 2009

  130. lynne

    o god it really does look like he’s been huffing

    =(

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    September 25th, 2009

  131. Bob

    you see this a lot around the indian reservations in oklahoma (the Ponca tribe is very bad about iy) whats worse is when you see the 4-8 year olds with the same “markings”…

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    September 25th, 2009

  132. heathansson

    “Golllllld finger!” wa waaaaa wa……

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    September 25th, 2009

  133. The_Prophets_Clockwork

    Brings to meaning to the phrase:
    “Been there. Done that. Bought the T-Shirt”

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    September 26th, 2009

  134. Peggy Sue

    I’d like to see what’s in his cart. Nah, probably just more depends and valvoline…

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    September 26th, 2009

  135. Lance

    Ahem…
    Hey kids, its Huffy the Clown!
    His hair is really a dark brown when he washes it.
    There is rock bottom, and then there are underacheivers like Huffy that find a rock drill.
    I’m not angry, I just don’t have enough brain cells to smile.
    My t-shirt was a white hanes 1 week ago.
    He should have chased the gold with some GoofOff or Thoro.

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    September 26th, 2009

  136. Amiee

    Just watched that great episode from It’s Always Sunny. I was rolling on my ass reading the quote. Thanks!!!

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    September 26th, 2009

  137. Brad

    I think I see a one-eyed Creature From The Black Lagoon on his shirt.

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    September 27th, 2009

  138. Confused

    how do they get these pictures?!

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    September 27th, 2009

  139. Phillip Ornelas

    This is the walmart i work at! o.o ive heard about this guy! haha they always turn him down! hahaha

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    September 28th, 2009

  140. phillip ornelas

    im pretty sure this is the walmart i work at hahaha ive heard about this guy…

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    September 28th, 2009

  141. FullyFlared86

    That was actually a white t-shirt when he started.

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    September 28th, 2009

  142. Marianna

    I just can’t find humor in this. When does your own life slip away?

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    September 28th, 2009

  143. Derek Leonard

    hahahah oh my f’n god!

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    September 28th, 2009

  144. Derek Leonard

    holy crap thats great!

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    September 28th, 2009

  145. Storme

    So i know this guy. I lived in Las Vegas for a long time and there are many people like this. Like a gang of bum scum. This ones name was Gold Dust. (not kidding) !!! hahaha

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    September 28th, 2009

  146. rae

    Apparently he’s been arrested quite a bit:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOB2XOM8Tt8

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    September 28th, 2009

  147. Nichole

    Well something got a little sloppy.

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    September 28th, 2009

  148. Evan

    dude, dad. really?

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    September 28th, 2009

  149. one of the better pictures on here…this made me lmao!!! i love the caption too!

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    October 1st, 2009

  150. UnKLE Tommy

    No it’s the TRIDENT sugarless that makes the gold really sparkle in his teeth.

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    October 1st, 2009

  151. riverbrat

    Dig: You work at WalMart & refuse to sell paint to someone who is “obviously” huffing it. He or someone in his family sees a hook and sues WM for a bazillion dollars for defamation and discrimination. Huffy’s atty. gets up there and sings the blues about how this poor guy is a hard working house painter and yadda yadda yadda. Oh, and if you don’t think that there are people who would believe it, please read these comments. WM denies all responsibility for refusing the sale and hangs their minimum wage earning cashier out to dry. Consider, too, that the cashier confronting Huffy The Paint Gorker could be taking a trip to the emergency room for refusing that sale. Heartbreaking as it may be, it is not the responsibility of a cashier to save a person from himself.

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    October 4th, 2009

  152. Dianne Fielder

    what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. At least I hope it does.

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    October 4th, 2009

  153. andytheclark

    is that the Virgin Mary in the paint stain on his shirt? No, no…wait…I think it’s Morton Downey Jr.

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    October 5th, 2009

  154. Kitty dick

    When life gives you lemmons fuck it!!! Pain that shit gold

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    October 5th, 2009

  155. Reno

    The pure distaste he has on his yellow paint covered face is priceless.

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    October 7th, 2009

  156. Stacey

    I really hope that if he was buying paint that they were smart enough NOT to sell it to him!

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    October 8th, 2009

  157. joenuff

    I think he just blew robocop

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    October 8th, 2009

  158. dlux

    i’d like to know what was in his cart.

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    October 11th, 2009

  159. chuckles

    this guy looks like he just gave robocop a blow job

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    October 12th, 2009

  160. Brent

    This dude huffs paint and he still has more cash on him than I do. Maybe I’m doing something wrong…. :-D

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    October 15th, 2009

  161. Steven "las vegas"

    ALL RIGHT I WON !!!!!!!! I would like to thank my Iphone for taking such amazing pictures…

    Steve, Steve… Im’a let you finish… But the old man that looked like drunk santa was the best picture OF ALL TIME…. OF ALL TIME!!!!

    Umm after Kanye west i guess i have nothing else to say.

    Thanks POWM

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    October 15th, 2009

  162. Beth

    THIS WAS THE MOST SHOCKING AND DISTURBING ONE OF ALL NOT TO MENTION REALLY REALLY SAD!!!

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    October 18th, 2009

  163. heather

    ok this guy was just in our store in missour and he was coming in like every three hours to a different cashier to get more spray paint. Then he would do the same the next day for like a week . Then one day as i was getting ready for work i heard on the scanner that there was a guy at the end of the parking lot that was in a hospital gown that was sniffing paint omg this is crazy that i was looking at these pics and this guy showed up on it .

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    October 20th, 2009

  164. Cozmo

    Wow. I laughed at first, but this totally breaks my heart. I know Politically Incorrect posted above that people like this guy are doing it to themselves, and I’m not disagreeing, but I can’t help but feel sorry for what this guy could have been.

    I mean, this dude is quite literally the picture of rock bottom. If rock bottom had a front door, this guy would be the greeter on the other side of it. And the sad thing is that he so obviously doesn’t give a shit, otherwise he’d have at least cleaned the paint off of his face before going to buy more.

    And as far as Riverbrat’s comment that it’s not the cashier’s responsibility to save the guy from himself, should we then take away a bar’s right to refuse service to people who are obviously drunk? I mean, sure the person could die of alcohol poisoning, but that’s their own fault, right? The bartender should just keep serving up the shots of Jag, even though they KNOW they shouldn’t be, right? Why should it be okay for a bartender to make a judgement call like that, but not a cashier who knows better?

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    October 21st, 2009

  165. COSMO,
    You assume the cashier would know what he does with the paint. I swear to God it was only after reading about 150 of these posts that I figured it out!! I just thought he was a mess. I’ve painted a lot of rooms in my life and sometimes don’t look much better! (But I wouldn’t go out shopping! That’s what I thought was so funny!!)

    Even after reading 100 posts, I envisioned this guy with his head over a gallon of gold room-paint with a towel over his head trying to inhale the fumes. It took another 50 posts to figure out it was SPRAY paint!!

    I know, I should get out of my cocoon, but I DON”T WANT TO!!!!

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    October 23rd, 2009

  166. THATS A BARGAN SHOPPER RITE THERE…. Y SPEND 20 BUCKS ON A HIT OF SOME SHYT..OR A DUB OF BUD…WHEN U KAN GET FUKT UP FOR 2 BUX…LMAO

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    October 29th, 2009

  167. chris

    Oh my god he looks like Charles Manson.

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    October 30th, 2009

  168. FoShizzle

    i think he’s homeless….
    that kinda makes me sad D:

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    November 3rd, 2009

  169. Me, Me me me, Me me me me me

    Okay. Has anyone seen his shirt? If you look closely at the epicenter of the gold splash on it, you can see this guys face screaming to be let out of the shirt! :-D It seriously looks like a totally, truly freaked out person. :-D

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    November 4th, 2009

  170. This is the best! He must have been high as a kite! Gotta love old hippies haha.

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    November 6th, 2009

  171. Mondika

    No officer I don’t know anything about a meth lab

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    November 6th, 2009

  172. Dirty

    Do you think this guy and the lady in gold on page 63 know each other? Maybe the guy was a little hungry and ate out oooooohhhhhh

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    November 6th, 2009

  173. Gerrie

    Thought it was a new kind of camo face paint. But seriously, why not turn the can upside down, so the propellant (the “active ingredient) comes out but not the paint?

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    November 10th, 2009

  174. Lenny

    It’s the Gold Paint Huffer’s dad!

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    November 11th, 2009

  175. TORI

    HAHAHAHA is that caption from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia? Charlie huffing spray paint…EPIC!

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    November 25th, 2009

  176. looks like him and the golden guy that doesnt move on the corner had a little break time

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    November 27th, 2009

  177. Camille

    I wanna know what was in his cart……was it more paint???

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    December 4th, 2009

  178. rosa

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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    January 13th, 2010

  179. brittany

    BEST EVER.

    February 18th, 2010

  180. Jake

    I’m an artist, d@mmit! Now give me that %!@ !#* paint!!

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    March 17th, 2010

  181. Tracy

    ok, so he forgot to wash his face before he went to Walmart. Think he forgot that there were two zeros on the money he grabbed or did he and that’s what is in the basket is more supplies….

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    April 19th, 2010

  182. D-money

    Im so glad you throw in the always sunny reference hahah made that picture that much more amazing

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    May 23rd, 2010

  183. he looks like he is going 2 eat us

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    June 7th, 2010

  184. Julia

    This pic doesn’t belong here.
    There is nothing wrong with a painter that needs to make a quick pick up..
    Oh I guess you wanted him to shower on his lunch break and maybe put on some gucci footwear????
    Pullllease…

    I have a couple of neighbor’s that are painter’s and they come home looking like this.They are providing for their families, and they are working very hard.Hard work is not a bad thing people.

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    August 17th, 2010

  185. destrux

    Yeah cause when I paint I get the stuff all over the area of my face that the vapor mask covers, lol. I think you’ve been huffing paint.

    Man this guy looks hungry. Maybe he was trying to eat the paint.

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    August 23rd, 2010

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