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“Hey dude, I’m gonna turn my car into a Stegosaurus!” – ‘Ya, absolutely. I honestly can’t think of anything else to spend your money on. Probably one of the best investments you can make actually. You’re gonna get so much tail in that thing.’
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  1. Gizgiz

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    September 19th, 2009

  2. Claire

    There really isn’t anything else you can do with a Kia. Seriously.

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    September 19th, 2009

  3. Laura

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    September 19th, 2009

  4. Zach

    TIGHT

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    September 19th, 2009

  5. Weegie

    Actually this car rocks ;)

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    September 19th, 2009

  6. Bill

    I would drive it lol

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    September 19th, 2009

  7. Bill

    this actually does nto look like walmart, but still a eye catching car

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    September 19th, 2009

  8. ha

    At least it was a KIA best thing that could happen to a pile of shit like that

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    September 19th, 2009

  9. GFW

    It’s not a Stegacarous. Can’t you see it’s a Kiasaurous?

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    September 19th, 2009

  10. Rachel

    Of all the crazy cars I’ve seen on this site and in real life — this one is at least themed well and looks cool. Now… I wouldn’t sleep with the guy….

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    September 19th, 2009

  11. Becky

    I’m not sure if this is an improvement over those that just glue dinosaurs to their cars or not.

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    September 19th, 2009

  12. I love the “tail” reference. I let out a “har!”.

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    September 19th, 2009

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    September 19th, 2009

  14. Jeffery Reece

    can you even imagine if you were going on a blind date and he picked you up in this thing? I’d be all “excuse me, I cut my foot earlier, and now my shoe is filling up with blood, I have to go!”

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    September 19th, 2009

  15. beth

    omfg this is hilarious. i wish my car looked like that XD

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    September 19th, 2009

  16. Cobaltblu

    CARZILLA! RAARRRR!

    Looks like a car mated with a lizard who mated with a unicorn.

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    September 19th, 2009

  17. tina

    i don’t think that’s the most atrocious thing i have seen on here…

    i will say though, that i like the artistic touch of the “blood” on the front “horn”, lol

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    September 19th, 2009

  18. brad

    thats what people spend their money on instead of health insurance!

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    September 20th, 2009

  19. torcham357

    “Well, it was a unicorn, but that was just too gay.”

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    September 20th, 2009

  20. David

    I’ll bet they have their auto insurance with Geico, because only a Caveman would drive it.

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    September 20th, 2009

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    September 20th, 2009

  22. Monica

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    September 20th, 2009

  23. # 1 wally fan

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    September 20th, 2009

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    September 20th, 2009

  25. Wendy

    What is this “the who can make the best dinosaur car?” Although it is better than the car with the glued on dinos

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    September 20th, 2009

  26. Jeff

    Probably doubled the resale value of that KIA, or as we call them at our dealership the “BIC Lighter” of the auto industry. Throw away cars!!!!!

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    September 20th, 2009

  27. John

    Lawsuit waiting to happen… if somebody runs into it. also can charge for assault.

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    September 20th, 2009

  28. Nobody

    I can see it now.
    “how come no one wants to buy my used car?

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    September 20th, 2009

  29. FormerWalMartAssociate

    meh. seen better just randomly while living in SF

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    September 20th, 2009

  30. Joshua Shoemaker

    This actually ads horsepower to your car, and you level up to a warrior elf with 200HP and 100MP.

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    September 20th, 2009

  31. Ricko

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    September 20th, 2009

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    September 20th, 2009

  33. MARKIE

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    September 20th, 2009

  34. shene!

    kiasaurous rex!!! i love it, all i wish is that i could see this baby in action on the express way. that would seriously make my day.

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    September 20th, 2009

  35. James

    1st, I think one poster is right,.. it doesn’t look like any Wal Mart I’ve ever seen. 2nd,.. that horn on the front HAS to violate some sort of code,.. too damn dangerous.

    and finally 3> #1 wallyfan is a blind fuck,.. it’s only in ONE spot,.. the Kia is just THAT SMALL!

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    September 20th, 2009

  36. Weegie

    Nice Rach……..you “wouldn’t sleep with this guy”……….lol……at least you keep your standards high…….

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    September 20th, 2009

  37. Billy Jeffferson

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    September 20th, 2009

  38. Stryc9

    Am I the only one who thought of this http://archive.sensesofcinema.com/images/05/35/death_race_2000.jpg when they saw that car?

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    September 20th, 2009

  39. turd fergeson

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    September 20th, 2009

  40. God

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    September 20th, 2009

  41. joe

    you guys that are bitching and moning about the dangers of the “horn”. Really have you never saw a hay spike in the back of a truck or a oversize load hanging over a trailer. Quit fucking whining.

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    September 20th, 2009

  42. tim

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    September 20th, 2009

  43. Cookie

    That car makes me hot…He would totally get in my panties.

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    September 20th, 2009

  44. PGVAPD

    yea, its all fun and games until you see that thing going down the road with a pedestrian impaled on the front of it.

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    September 20th, 2009

  45. Jill

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    September 20th, 2009

  46. Bob

    Why trying to turn a pussy car into a muscle car is so wrong.

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    September 20th, 2009

  47. jimi

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    September 20th, 2009

  48. Stegosaurus doesn’t have a horn on the front of his head, just sayin…

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    September 20th, 2009

  49. Shasteen

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    September 20th, 2009

  50. Squirrelbutter

    I like it. Very creative, and probably cost about five bucks in cardboard and craft paint. Good thing Kias can’t get over about 65 mph or the horn would go flying off.

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    September 21st, 2009

  51. The ultimate car!

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    September 21st, 2009

  52. Jeff

    I can’t believe someone ruined a perfectly good car……. oh wait its a KIA, it was allready a piece of shit !!!!

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    September 21st, 2009

  53. Shannon

    OMG! I have seen that car around town before! It was in the burbs of St. Louis. Crazy!

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    September 21st, 2009

  54. Laurent

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    September 21st, 2009

  55. Caitlin

    I actually think it’s kind of cute. I’d drive it.

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    September 21st, 2009

  56. MammaJoker

    Am I the only one who thinks the “horn” is more than a little fallic?

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    September 21st, 2009

  57. Josh

    Thanks Kirk! I was beginning to wonder if I was the only person who has ever seen a skeleton or drawing or any recreation of a stegosaurus. Guess what people…THEY DIDN’T HAVE HORNS ON THEIR NOSES!!! It’s a dragon or I guess some people think it looks like a car from Death Race. I wouldn’t know because most everything with Jason Statham is cinematic diarrhea so I tend to avoid.

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    September 21st, 2009

  58. DragonEye

    No STRYC9, I recognized it as soon as I saw it.

    Frankensteins (David Carradine) car to be precise.

    It was supposed to be a modified Chevy Corvette in the movie. But if you look closely at it you can see that it is actually a VW kit car.
    All of the cars in that movie where VW frames with fiberglass kit bodies.

    This is a very bad knock off of the Dragon Vette. Very bad.

    Yet, good enough that true fans of the original B movie classic can recognize it at first site.

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    September 21st, 2009

  59. maura

    my question is why would you ever need to cover the license plate- as if there is some other totally nuts dinosaur car and we don’t want people thinking that THAT driver is nuts, just this one.

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    September 21st, 2009

  60. Dave

    ooo yeah! Chick magnet machine

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    September 21st, 2009

  61. A.P. Sharp

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    September 21st, 2009

  62. AdmiralAwesome

    I think this dude is somewhere in St. Louis, MO. I live in the area and heard stories about the car, my bet its South or North st louis.

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    September 21st, 2009

  63. Shabby

    I love it! Your just mad cause you aren’t creative enough to do it yourself!

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    September 22nd, 2009

  64. teach your children

    I give this person credit, because the only thing i wanted to do to my old 1988 Jetta was turn it into a Death Race 2000-mobile. I can see now that it was for the best I didn’t, but still– way to go!

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    September 22nd, 2009

  65. Mom to Jr. Paleontologist

    My six year old son would love it.

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    September 22nd, 2009

  66. Jenea

    Bah, humbug! That car is awesome.

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    September 22nd, 2009

  67. rememberme

    This is a WalMart!!! And it is in a strip mall, its in a small river town in northeast missouri!! it is closing down next month a super walmart is opening up like 10 min away!

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    September 22nd, 2009

  68. Anon

    Well, at least the pointy horn will keep those obnoxious Tour de France wanna-bes out of his lane during rush hour!

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    September 22nd, 2009

  69. Matty B

    That’s not a stegosaurus. Stego didn’t have a horn in the front, or fangs. I guess it’s just some type of generic dragon.

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    September 22nd, 2009

  70. Sara

    I love this car!

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    September 22nd, 2009

  71. Browncoyote

    This person might be a teacher or a person who digs up dinosaur fossils. Being artistic isn’t a waste of time or money. I am going to have to start defending some of these.

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    September 22nd, 2009

  72. It’s really cool! I want!

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    September 23rd, 2009

  73. Juggalette

    This is actually the coolest Kia I have ever seen. I hate kias but I would drive this one. I am in St. Louis I wonder if this car is anywhere near here?

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    September 23rd, 2009

  74. Schala

    Sweet!

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    September 23rd, 2009

  75. Danasaur

    i would have sex in that car.

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    September 23rd, 2009

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    September 23rd, 2009

  77. To think that Molly and Thomas would be reunited in this way.

    To think that I actually found my way here….

    I think E.O. Wilson might describe this as a moment of consilience– you know, where seemingly unrelated areas find the level of abstraction where their relatedness appears evident.

    Now to find Thomas Peak…..

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    September 23rd, 2009

  78. Amy

    OMG! I would SOOO drive that! That’s awesome! Not to mention my 3 year old son would get a kick out of it ;)

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    September 23rd, 2009

  79. simonsez

    Those teeth are intimidating… Imagine if you saw that monster in your rear view…

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    September 23rd, 2009

  80. Bobulon

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    September 23rd, 2009

  81. Duke

    Hey, that’s not too bad. It would be pretty cool, the first time you saw it. Of course, if it was, say, in your neighbor’s driveway, you’d be plotting arson …

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    September 23rd, 2009

  82. Kias Rule

    Sweet, it’s a Kia Rio! I have one too! Now I totally have to dinofy my car out to show this one up. Maybe I’ll just turn mine into a dragon that shoots fire out of the exhaust. Then I’ll head to Missouri and it’ll be ON in the Walmart parking lot.

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    September 24th, 2009

  83. adam

    Does it run on fossil fuel?

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    September 24th, 2009

  84. amy

    Is that the new Ford StegaTaurus LE?? Oh, it’s a Kia….my bad

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    September 24th, 2009

  85. Weegie

    As long as your view isn’t obstructed you can put whatever you want on your car to turn it into an Art Car. There are no laws about modifying you car ;)

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    September 24th, 2009

  86. Chard.

    I wonder where the driver stands on the whole Creationism vs. Evolution debate? Oh wait, they’re in a Wal Mart parking lot, never mind….

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    September 24th, 2009

  87. Lord Koos

    I think it’s cute!

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    September 25th, 2009

  88. RLCII

    I actually like it. He should rent it out. In my area you can rent a limo that has been transformed into a giant rooster! I wouldn’t use it for my wedding, but I would for my bachelor party!
    It needs a flame thrower in the fron grille.

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    September 25th, 2009

  89. Ashley

    I really think if it was a subaru, it would have worked. Subaru yes, kia, no.

    But I think it’s cute.

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    September 25th, 2009

  90. LLLong

    Nice to see that endangered Kia Narwhal is thriving in Missouri. Who knew?

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    September 25th, 2009

  91. Starstonight

    This is a real car and a real Walmart. It is currently the smallest Walmart in the world and is closing soon….lol I took tae kwan do with the owner of this car! :)

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    September 25th, 2009

  92. Peggy Sue

    Barney Rubble just reported his car stolen

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    September 26th, 2009

  93. Bob

    Who do they plan on selling it to-Fred Flinstone?

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    September 26th, 2009

  94. li

    i think this car is pretty sweet.

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    September 26th, 2009

  95. Art Car guy

    The car is “Carasarus” the name is painted on the back of the car for the record.
    I used pieces of metal, screws, and paint form other projects and spent zero dollars.
    I did the art car parade in Houston 8 times in other cars of mine.

    Peace

    http://www.artcars.com/php/blogs/index.php/ACW2006/

    http://www.artcars.com/artcarindex/index.html

    http://www.avam.org/artcar/index.html

    http://www.artcaragency.com/

    http://www.artcaragency.com/showcase.php?cat=conceptual_sculptural

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    September 27th, 2009

  96. Speedy

    Actually it is a woman that drives this car around with her two young children. I had asked why she painted her car like that and her response was “because her kids wanted it”, it just goes to show how far some people will go to please their kids.

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    September 27th, 2009

  97. Squeezit

    that is so badass, i want it.

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    September 29th, 2009

  98. Beth

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    September 30th, 2009

  99. Connor McGill

    OOOOH, its Reptaur!

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    September 30th, 2009

  100. D

    I dont know what is worse, this person spent time and money to make ther car look like this…. or that they did it to a KIA

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    October 1st, 2009

  101. Devin

    For people who long for the days back in Bedrock…

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    October 2nd, 2009

  102. l

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    October 2nd, 2009

  103. Amanda

    It looks like it got dumped on by a bunch of sick birds…

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    October 4th, 2009

  104. o9J212 I want to say – thank you for this!

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    October 4th, 2009

  105. MO

    Go figure they are from Missouri!

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    October 5th, 2009

  106. Dking

    I am not even gonna lie, that car reminds me of Dino-Riders back in the 80s

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    October 7th, 2009

  107. Sam

    In the owner’s defense, clearly he or she did not waste *much* money at all. :P

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    October 12th, 2009

  108. Just Saying

    This car is actually in Louisiana, MO. It is at a Wal-Mart (the world’s smallest Wal-Mart to be exact. You can actually stand in one corner and see all corners of the store). Just wanted to give information.

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    October 14th, 2009

  109. Julie

    My three year old would LOVE this car!

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    October 16th, 2009

  110. mark

    truckasaurus rex would have a field day with that thing

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    October 22nd, 2009

  111. Acid X

    That is epic. No joke.

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    October 24th, 2009

  112. FoShizzle

    omg so pro xD

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    November 3rd, 2009

  113. Mondika

    stupid, just plain stupid

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    November 6th, 2009

  114. Alan

    That’s basically the coolest thing.

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    November 13th, 2009

  115. ao

    Uhhhh, that’s called a KIA-pet! :o )

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    November 14th, 2009

  116. ao

    Uhhhh, that’s a KIA-pet… :o )

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    November 14th, 2009

  117. RAWR

    This has got to be the best car ever.

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    January 2nd, 2010

  118. kimilseung

    I hope its never hits a pedestrian, that spike would open you up like a real dino on steroids

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    January 6th, 2010

  119. Big Steve

    I like the “Kiasaurous”! It’s not stupid, it’s funny. It’s art.

    Besides, what else are you going to do with a Kia? Would you be any less embarrassed driving a “normal” one? So you embrace it. You say to the world, “Out of my way, Mr. BMW! Kiasaurous, comin’ through!

    I hope it has an even bigger horn, under the hood.

    Go, little Kiasaurous! This parking space, is YOURS!

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    January 9th, 2010

  120. Me

    Good points, I think I will definitely subscribe! I’ll go and read some more! What do you see the future of this being?

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    January 10th, 2010

  121. lorwyn

    It was a wal-mart. In the town I live in but was closed down. It was the world’s smallest wal-mart. And I see that car about once a week.

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    January 20th, 2010

  122. Dawn

    I have seen this car at our WalMart…………which is no longer open. It was the smallest WalMart there was!

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    January 20th, 2010

  123. Elmware

    Frankenstein?

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    January 25th, 2010

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