Diesel Tank



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That’s so weird. I was just asking myself “Hey, I wonder if that guy drinks too much or needs to store fuel to please his woman that he constantly has sex with?” Thanks for clearing that up for us all, it would have been awkward if i had to ask.
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  1. max

    there is no way in fucking hell anyone would ever have sex with this thing!!

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    September 21st, 2009

  2. Or a natural gas tank!

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    September 21st, 2009

  3. That is a natural gas tank!

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    September 21st, 2009

  4. Runs With Pancakes

    i wonder what he carries in his hooters… O_o

    shots to keep her interested?

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    September 21st, 2009

  5. Jen

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    September 21st, 2009

  6. Jennifer Lopez

    That machine must be running on all cylinders. I’m sooooo wet

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    September 21st, 2009

  7. Cobaltblu

    He needs a lot of energy to jerk off; there’s no way he has a woman.

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    September 21st, 2009

  8. Jen

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    September 22nd, 2009

  9. Sla

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    September 22nd, 2009

  10. eric

    Oh man, those shirts have been around for ten years or more. Ain’t a fat man in America without one of those or “I beat Anorexia”

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    September 22nd, 2009

  11. just_joe

    Canada is starting to make a run! Keep it up!

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    September 22nd, 2009

  12. Ted

    Time to replace the fuel filter wouldn’t ya say?

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    September 22nd, 2009

  13. splunge

    What Weedge means to say is, either we’ve finally gone and annexed Canada or he fails at caption reading.

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    September 22nd, 2009

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    September 22nd, 2009

  15. KMW

    Under that shirt is probably an air tank for his blow up girlfriend.

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    September 22nd, 2009

  16. Sarah

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    September 22nd, 2009

  17. Doug

    Well I can tell he certainly isn’t the economy model.

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    September 22nd, 2009

  18. Rachael

    So is there a baby in that sex machine?

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    September 22nd, 2009

  19. Wyl the Pyr

    Canadian birth control at its’ finest!

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    September 22nd, 2009

  20. Wyl the Pyr

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    September 22nd, 2009

  21. Wyl the Pyr

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    September 22nd, 2009

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    September 22nd, 2009

  23. FormerWalmartian

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    September 22nd, 2009

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    September 22nd, 2009

  25. phot

    Well it’s obviously full, so you can stop refilling it.

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    September 22nd, 2009

  26. Politically Incorrect

    Maybe we can get him to clear things up a bit. Is that sex with the right hand or left?

    Attention Walmart shoppers:
    All hand lotion is 20% off today.

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    September 22nd, 2009

  27. snicklefritz

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    September 22nd, 2009

  28. Lisa

    Any woman who is dumb enough to be seen in public with this booger probably deserves him… and loves his sex machine. Oh Puke!!

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    September 22nd, 2009

  29. Weegie

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    September 22nd, 2009

  30. American

    To all of our Friends to the North,

    Please accept my sincerest apology for polluting your Country with Walmart. I had no idea America’s national icon invaded your civilized Nation. I thought we had the situation contained. Obviously, I thought incorrectly.

    The American.

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    September 22nd, 2009

  31. Jason B

    he must have used the ‘’sex machine” in the past cause it looks like they are looking for their ”young-ens” in the family fun center.

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    September 22nd, 2009

  32. christine

    Not a gas tank, not a beer belly. It’s dick-do….his rotund gut sticks out further than his dick do.

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    September 22nd, 2009

  33. Nicole

    Thats not a fuel tank buddy thats God’s natural buffer for keeping you at an arms length from anyone you might procreate with. Sometimes its okay to be a genetic dead end.

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    September 22nd, 2009

  34. JP

    Something tells me that he’s only filled the tank once and the sex machine has never been used. For his sake he should tell people it’s a beer belly.

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    September 22nd, 2009

  35. Robert The Bruce

    Jesus, if that’s the fuel tank I’d hate to see where the exhaust comes out.

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    September 23rd, 2009

  36. Nora

    Is that Jon Gosselin??

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    September 23rd, 2009

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    September 23rd, 2009

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    September 23rd, 2009

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    September 23rd, 2009

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    September 23rd, 2009

  41. Mikeoxbig

    must have been taken at a WM in Edmonton, hahaha

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    September 23rd, 2009

  42. caroline

    looks like this Love Bug is actually a 75 Pinto

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    September 23rd, 2009

  43. Susan in Warrenville

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    September 23rd, 2009

  44. Chuck Norris

    And who could resist his wife? She is even hotter than he is.

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    September 23rd, 2009

  45. chrissy

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    September 23rd, 2009

  46. PeggySouie

    It must be the tank for a hybrid variety.

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    September 24th, 2009

  47. JohnnyB

    Canada? C’mon, I expected better out of you.

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    September 24th, 2009

  48. Brian

    Sadly his favorite shirt “mustache rides” was in the wash.

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    September 24th, 2009

  49. smartass

    Canada…hmm, now we know the true origins of the redneck.

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    September 26th, 2009

  50. Bob

    The things you see when you haven’t got your gun.

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    September 26th, 2009

  51. Elaine

    I see we think mighty high of ourselves now don’t we?

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    September 26th, 2009

  52. MISSKITTIBABY

    he could totally get it….six months after i die.

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    September 29th, 2009

  53. Sean

    Your gas tank is full

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    September 29th, 2009

  54. Andy

    Kevin Federline shopping for the next Brit

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    October 2nd, 2009

  55. Andy

    Kevin Federline shopping for the kids

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    October 2nd, 2009

  56. Dj

    What confuses me is that they made that shirt THAT big.

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    October 3rd, 2009

  57. Nathan

    You mean sex tank….. foR a Rapist……

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    October 5th, 2009

  58. Jessy Rae

    i bet he has his wife locked up in his house…with their four kids.
    oh that is sad.

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    October 5th, 2009

  59. nadia

    How have so many people missed the humorous part of this whole thing? the man in the shirt is barely mildly funny, if not just kinda sad. the fuuny part is the comment written under the picture. whoever is writing the comentary is a funny person!

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    October 6th, 2009

  60. keica

    haaa, i think my uncle has that shirt. no freaking joke.

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    October 6th, 2009

  61. Darcy

    Omg! I am in a public library and i can’t laugh! this is killing me lol!!

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    October 8th, 2009

  62. la la

    ya know, apparently he is getting laid if hes got the balls to wear this shirt. and hell yeah. go that guy. get your sex on.

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    October 11th, 2009

  63. bb

    Looks like you’ve concieved….greaaaat!!!

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    October 18th, 2009

  64. Sandy

    It’s a “gas” tank alright

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    October 30th, 2009

  65. Lexi

    i totally saw that shirt in mexico….

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    November 3rd, 2009

  66. Justin

    If that’s the gas tank for his love machine, no wonder its still so full :)

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    November 23rd, 2009

  67. Stormin

    It’s actually just a lazy fuck.

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    November 28th, 2009

  68. omg this is the funniest thing i have ever seen even if that was a gas tank he couldnt have sex because his fat ass would kill the bitch hahahaha
    he may b big enough for an elephant lol i wouldnt touch it if i was the hornest bitch in the world my finger always works lol hahahaha

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    December 9th, 2009

  69. Jen

    My 5 year old just asked “Is that a baby in the tummy?” *rofl*

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    December 10th, 2009

  70. Sonneilon

    HEY! Dimebag Darrell of Pantera had this shirt. Always kinda wanted one!

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    December 14th, 2009

  71. ET

    Gas tank for a sex machine??? I’d call it an awning over the toolshed.

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    January 7th, 2010

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