These Boots Are Made For Bingo



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Don’t laugh! Maybe her granddaughter borrowed her Uggs and mini-skirt. Sometimes you just have to make do.
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  1. Rachael

    Women: “Well I just don’t have time to do my hair today, but I still want to look sexy……OH! I know I have just the thing a diaper and my cowboy boots!”

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    September 22nd, 2009

  2. fattie McGoo

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    September 22nd, 2009

  3. FOR SURE this is Texas.

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    September 22nd, 2009

  4. UK Hoosier

    On her way home from trying out for the Dallas Cheerleader squad, Alice just had to look for a sexier outfit.

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    September 22nd, 2009

  5. Mirror, mirror

    Ex-husband’s swim trunks? What the hell, it’s dang hot outside. Now where are my FM pumps? Oh well, haven’t worn these boots for awhile.

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    September 22nd, 2009

  6. vintagecomic

    My eyes my eyes are on fire!! I want my mommy!!!!!!

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    September 22nd, 2009

  7. OKCGAL

    Can I just add that she obviously had NO BRA ON! Ladies…when they don’t stay up on their own…you can’t go without!

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    September 22nd, 2009

  8. Leslie

    Oh my god, I’m now embarrassed that I own those shorts. I never wear them with boots, yknow, because I’m not stupid… They’re from the swimsuit section at Walmart, meant to be worn over your bikini bottoms and such–definitely not meant to be worn like that!

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    September 22nd, 2009

  9. Lynn

    I’m more disturbed by the “biff” hanging out over the shorts.

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    September 22nd, 2009

  10. Haywood Jablomi

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! my eyes!!!!!!

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    September 22nd, 2009

  11. paula

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    September 22nd, 2009

  12. Kate

    Looks like grandma escaped from “the home” again!

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    September 22nd, 2009

  13. RunnerGirl

    The pictoral answer to the question: ‘What do you get if you mix Patrick Star from Spongebob with an aging former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader?’

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 31 Thumb down 2

    September 22nd, 2009

  14. Captain Caveman

    That is the typical Walmart meth head trailer trash right there.

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    September 22nd, 2009

  15. Bob

    Meth. It’s a hell of a drug!

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    September 22nd, 2009

  16. amy

    I have this same problem! If I’m looking at myself (not in a mirror) I only see my arms and legs…not too bad! Then I get a glimpse in a mirror and see the whole middle bit. I’m older and fatter than I thought! Damn!

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    September 22nd, 2009

  17. Phot

    …And these shorts were made for Depends!

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    September 22nd, 2009

  18. Erin

    Ugh, have some RESPECT for yourself and look in a friggin’ mirror before you grace us with your hideous presence in public!

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    September 22nd, 2009

  19. Emantal

    The cottage cheese thighs are what’s doing it for me… I saw the shorts and tummy plump folding over the front and about fell over in love… The thighs put me over the top! <3 I will marry this woman one day.

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    September 22nd, 2009

  20. ZeoViolet

    Looks like she went raiding for maternity clothes a little too late.

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    September 22nd, 2009

  21. MILF!

    Mother
    Ignoring
    Last
    Fifteen years

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    September 22nd, 2009

  22. FormerWalmartian

    She is looking at her hand as though she is wondering who it belongs to.
    I suspect her choice in attire may be more a result of being dazed and confused rather than trying to look super hot and sexy.

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    September 22nd, 2009

  23. jengeed

    I can’t be the only one that thinks that is actually a guy??!??

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    September 22nd, 2009

  24. razzyjazzy

    As if they weren’t already short enough, she had to go and roll the waist down!

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    September 22nd, 2009

  25. carolyn lindsay

    OH MY GOD IS THAT KATE GOSLIEN? SHE SURE HAS LET HER GO SINCE HUBBIE LEFT. SAME HAIR CUT THOUGH.

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    September 22nd, 2009

  26. Nobody

    Sassy hair, unbridled tatas, bare midriff, Daisy Dukes, kick ass boots. I’m ready for some guy action. Walmart here I come!!

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 14 Thumb down 0

    September 22nd, 2009

  27. katy tx

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    September 22nd, 2009

  28. submom

    I have been staring at this photo for more than 5 minutes, can’t decide whether I am appalled or impressed. Maybe both. Who are we to say that an old woman cannot bare her mid-riff or make a complete fool of herself? This is what America is all about. And seriously, I’m just jealous of her courage. I say, More Power to You, Grandma!

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    September 23rd, 2009

  29. BGF

    Is she taking a picture of someone else with her phone?

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 8 Thumb down 0

    September 23rd, 2009

  30. james

    Gary Busey’s so tweaked out he forgot his gender.

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    September 23rd, 2009

  31. Jayme

    God Bless Texas!

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    September 23rd, 2009

  32. MARKIE

    Jessica Simpson in 10-20 years…….

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    September 23rd, 2009

  33. John M

    Looks like someone slept on the gravel driveway and still has the divots to prove it. No, no, my mistake. She’s just horribly misshapen after decades of whoring outside the local VFW.

    Must be Houston.

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    September 23rd, 2009

  34. Me

    That is one rough looking old lady.

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    September 23rd, 2009

  35. Cobaltblu

    I bet she looked hot in the 70’s when she wore that outfit in her 20’s.

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    September 23rd, 2009

  36. Stefanie

    I’m thinking “day-time hooker.”

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    September 23rd, 2009

  37. Haywood Jablomi

    Seriously, people…..look in a frickin’ mirror before you leave the house!!!!!

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    September 23rd, 2009

  38. Wal Stalker

    I will admit I would probably laugh and be tempted to take a picture but this is obviously someone progressing into alzheimers. It’s a little sad really – no one loves her enough to make sure this doesn’t happen!

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    September 23rd, 2009

  39. RunnerGirl

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    September 23rd, 2009

  40. God

    Holy crap, someone’s replaced her with Barry Manilow!

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    September 23rd, 2009

  41. V

    Now, if I could just find a hat to go with my outfit!

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    September 23rd, 2009

  42. LauraD.

    WOW…. Words just can’t even BEGIN to describe what is running thru my head right now. WOW

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    September 23rd, 2009

  43. blinded

    I just hurled!!!

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    September 23rd, 2009

  44. Centaurie

    She’s either counting her change (Lord KNOWS there’s no room for a purse with that outfit) OR she’s texting on her cell phone. Maybe its a ‘rescue me from myself’ text!!!!

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    September 23rd, 2009

  45. Bob

    You could put her in a freezer for a week and that outfit would still not be cool.

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    September 23rd, 2009

  46. are we sure thats a woman? Those seem like some hairy legs and THAT could ruin the look unless it was a guy … lmao

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    September 23rd, 2009

  47. russ

    HEY who took that picture of my wife.

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    September 23rd, 2009

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    September 23rd, 2009

  49. hope she win big with her boots at bingo hahahahaha lots of love

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    September 23rd, 2009

  50. Ron

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    September 23rd, 2009

  51. amber

    i have those same shorts :[

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    September 23rd, 2009

  52. Susan in Warrenville

    Submom, I tottally agree with you. Outfits this bad don’t just happen…you have to plan them! More power to her!!!

    I give her 4 out of 5 Wally World stars.

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    September 23rd, 2009

  53. Randi

    Why oh why are all the good ones from the lone star state????
    Home Sweet Home!
    Gotta love it, and granny I think ya llook great! yee haw y’all

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    September 23rd, 2009

  54. bamswife

    Those boots may be made for bingo. but those shorts are made for a 10 year old. BTW, bras are also made for your boobs.

    I think you forgot the paper bag for your head though.

    LOL. Geez.

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    September 24th, 2009

  55. Patcy

    Was this taken in Houston? cuz I swear I saw this one in some boots and short shorts one day last week standing under a bridge giving all the drivers that passed her by..nasty looks! Short shorts and boots and a hat!

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    September 24th, 2009

  56. Jess

    Please, the only thing that looks good are THE boots!

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    September 24th, 2009

  57. queena

    OMG!! A.R, did you post this!?! TOO funny…

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    September 25th, 2009

  58. DaisyDukes

    This is freakin’ classic!

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    September 25th, 2009

  59. Booties

    Actually, the boots are pretty hot. If they aren’t leather, I’d wear ‘em, though I prefer a higher heel. Might even wear the t-shirt, though not the shorts, not ever (white shorts? HEY-ELL NO!). Of course, I actually have a body that looks relatively good in such things. On her? SCARY AS ALL GET OUT!

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    September 25th, 2009

  60. jajaja

    yeah…she definitely has some kind of powers. smh

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    September 25th, 2009

  61. mortimer

    I think it feels good walking around a store in short shorts, especially when you can hear the comments and giggles from other people about your butt hanging out. I would love to see this woman in our Walmart, I think she’s sexy.

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    September 25th, 2009

  62. Jenn

    I totally thought this was Kate Gosselin.

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    September 25th, 2009

  63. WTF

    Ummm, I hope she is just trying those on and did not actually leave the house like that.

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    September 25th, 2009

  64. Hmmmm...

    I bet all those nasty men were beating off in the dressing rooms over this one!!!

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    September 25th, 2009

  65. sick fromthis

    Does she really think her legs look longer if she rolls the waist over again?

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    September 25th, 2009

  66. Sugar

    Mooooom, what the hell!? I told you not to wear those clothes anymore, they’re 30 years old!

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    September 26th, 2009

  67. nerdykay

    Shit! Out of crack again

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    September 26th, 2009

  68. carrie martin

    Leave her alone! It just might be “take your drunk, prozac eating, mother-in-law to work” day.

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    September 26th, 2009

  69. valerie L

    Now THAT”S what JT meant when he said he’s bringing SEXY BACK.

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    September 26th, 2009

  70. DO NOT WANT

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    September 26th, 2009

  71. scott novak

    no no sweetie, the depends go on the inside of your cloths..

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    September 26th, 2009

  72. machoo84

    I realize that some people don’t have much, and I feel for this person. I cannot imagine anyone leaving the house dress liked that if they had a better option, I just can’t. I mean wow

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    September 26th, 2009

  73. Carrie

    She’s even got the waistband of her shorts rolled down like all the skinny young girls wear…might as well complete the look.

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    September 27th, 2009

  74. Jay T.

    Although still agile with a stripper pole, Candy knew there would come a day when she would no longer be able to get by on her looks alone…

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    September 27th, 2009

  75. vampyrasleeps

    mmm hmmm sop that up with a bisquit! wait..im not hungry.

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    September 27th, 2009

  76. fromundacheeze

    HAHA so funny that this is the typical sorority outfit. However, i don’t believe she is continuing her education…

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    September 28th, 2009

  77. MISSKITTIBABY

    wow Texas hookers have really bad fashion sense.

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    September 29th, 2009

  78. Sean

    god u can see the lumps on her legs! this sucks change it!

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    September 29th, 2009

  79. miowa

    What happened to Britney Spears!!???

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    September 30th, 2009

  80. Beth

    Seriously? Does she have the waistband folded over to expose MORE of her belly?

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    September 30th, 2009

  81. ashley

    shit, i have these shorts too.

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    September 30th, 2009

  82. Maddie

    OMG! Uggs are hideous and they still might have made this scene a little better!

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    September 30th, 2009

  83. Anna

    her granddaughter may have borrowed her clothes. I guess she returned the favor. Too bad the grandaughter is about 12.

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    September 30th, 2009

  84. Suzy

    Granny is the definition of “rode hard & put away wet”

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    October 1st, 2009

  85. Farren

    I have those shorts. :(

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    October 1st, 2009

  86. A&E

    She’s between takes on the show “Intervention”

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    October 1st, 2009

  87. lot about you

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    October 3rd, 2009

  88. Haley

    Wow, does she work at the stripper clubs on tuesdays? I’d like to come see her! Just kidding, but really grandma, look in the mirror before you leave the house.

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    October 4th, 2009

  89. ginabean

    is it just be, or do her shorts look like a big adult-sized diaper?

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    October 4th, 2009

  90. Crazik

    i have those same shorts…i feel like i should never wear them again…

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    October 5th, 2009

  91. Jtag6184

    She’s rockin the beer gut, and I love the way she’s not ashamed…

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    October 6th, 2009

  92. Tracie

    She’s rockin tha beer gut and I love the way she’s not ashamed…

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    October 6th, 2009

  93. Klaus Baudelaire

    Debbie Does Depends

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    October 19th, 2009

  94. Becca

    I have those same shorts!!!! The only difference is I’m 14 and 110 lbs

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    October 23rd, 2009

  95. She came in wearing a robe, which she was wearing when she snuck out of the psych ward, then slipped into the dressing room where she ditched the robe and put on what was behind curtain #1, narrowly escaping the men holding the white jacket at the door.

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    October 27th, 2009

  96. kitty

    wow kate really let herself go….

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    November 2nd, 2009

  97. jcastaing

    Gotta match the BOOTS to the SHIRT……….PERFECT!!!

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    November 5th, 2009

  98. Mondika

    Meth is a hell of a drug apparently

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    November 6th, 2009

  99. Kim

    WHY LORD!!?? WHY?!!!!!

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    November 9th, 2009

  100. Emilii

    i have those same shorts :/

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    November 10th, 2009

  101. Emilii

    I have those same shorts ;/

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    November 10th, 2009

  102. This is the welcome page for the dietguidance.us Association web site.

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    November 21st, 2009

  103. Cam BAm

    A horribly bad representation of Texas. Most of us Texans are nothing like this!

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    December 2nd, 2009

  104. Me1234

    Holy fuck. Horny granny?

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    May 7th, 2010

  105. Berenice

    wow have those shorts and bought them from walmart and i live in texas and now i have a feeling i should never ever wear them again even though i’m like half her age i’m embarrassed for her ha

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    May 12th, 2010

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