it’s santa! well come on guys – he needs to shop too doesn’t he, elves don’t make everything!
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September 24th, 2009
BigKev
Mmmm, Santa plus boobs, two of my favorite things in one package!!!
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September 24th, 2009
Weegie
Santa’s Walmart shopping list –
Elf Nuggets
One Red Reindeer Lightbulb
Beard Comb
One Box Magnum Condoms (Lubricated for Deer Pleasure)
“No i’m Not Nick Nolte” T-Shirt
hmm, pringles , foxy aloha shirt, pinned eyes , perhaps he is methed out! looks like he is wipping his ass to, uh oh maybe he took a duece in the isle , clean up on the pringles isle…
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September 24th, 2009
Jon
I know that guy. He is actually a pretty nice guy, he runs a local concert venue. He has had some serious health issues the last six months. The clothing is pretty normal for Bob, however, he has lost a lot of weight and just in general doesn’t look very good right now. Still a funny shot of him, though.
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September 24th, 2009
Bob
Last thing I remember was partying in Hawaii…………..
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September 24th, 2009
Shannagins
This year the kids are getting bottles of 151 and blunt wraps, and the bad kids just get issues of Swank.
come on people, even Santa gets one last vacation in Florida before the big season begins!!
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September 24th, 2009
Cavefest
Its CAVE MAN BOB !! This guy hosts several music festivals over the summer at an outdoor venue he owns near Murphysboro / Carbondale IL, its an amazing place, a big Cave that works like an amphitheater , with wooded campgrounds. This guy out-parties the rock stars, you have no idea.
Seriously, here are some links to Bob’s place, its bad ass
Santa’s milkshake brings all the elves to the yard….
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September 24th, 2009
chrissy
omg! that’s donald sutherland!
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September 24th, 2009
steff cole
Why am I finding myself strangely aroused?
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September 25th, 2009
criseoner
i guess we now know whos being naughty
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September 25th, 2009
Ted
So this is the guy who has been making a list and checking it twice? Remind me to draw my drapes.
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September 25th, 2009
jajaja
i wonder if he smells like peppermint…
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September 25th, 2009
DANI
UH OH Looks like Santa just pulled a Janet Jackson!!!
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September 25th, 2009
danny
Captain Lou lives!
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September 25th, 2009
Loren Mayer
OMG I actually know who that is! he throws music festivals down in Souther Illonios. CAVEMAN BOB!
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September 25th, 2009
Brooke Smith
Yea this guy owns the caves, but he isn’t the one who throws the parties. People rent the venue and throw parties there. If he hadn’t been a dick to the Catalytic Souls the parties would still be the shit, but they aren’t worth going to anymore!!!
Drunk, Hawaiian shirt Santa looks as if he smells like urine.
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September 25th, 2009
Kat
aw shit caveman bobs lookin mighty fine with the santa side boob. i dont know bout all you.. but i fuckin love it.
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September 25th, 2009
val
hell yea caveman bob!
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September 25th, 2009
mee
caveman bob….ew.
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September 26th, 2009
MIKEY G
This isn’t Santa, it’s actually his twin brother…you know that family member that no one actually ever talks about.
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September 26th, 2009
Lisa
Why is Donald Sutherland shopping at Walmart, dressed as Santa, and exposing his man-boob???!!
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September 26th, 2009
smartass
This just in….after an eggnog and cookie platter binge, it has been announced that Santa will appear on the hybrid reality show The Biggest Loser Celebrity Rehab.
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September 26th, 2009
Minigirl
Forget the snow, who’s been pissing in Santa’s beard?! Yikes yellow!!
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September 26th, 2009
jeannette
omg
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September 26th, 2009
dink
I actually know this guy! He owns a concert ground near my college. He holds music festivals out in the woods. At the festivals he rides around in a golf cart drinking like a fish and pounding cocaine into his face holes without a shirt on. they call him caveman bob
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September 27th, 2009
AI
Holy crap, he looks like my (almost) father-in-law. If he was even more batshit insane.
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September 27th, 2009
Jay T.
Leave PaPaw alone, he just got back from vacation.
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September 27th, 2009
mando1
“He see’s you when your sleeping …he knows when your awake” – just took on a whole new meaning!
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September 28th, 2009
Gump
Yeah, I’m Santa. Now stop looking at me ya nosey bastard!
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September 28th, 2009
Austin
I know Caveman Bob too! Like he says, the man definitely rides around on a golf cart drinking and probably doing lines in his cave. Bobs actually a great guy, unless of course your a woman. Then he’s all over you like stink on shit. I have a friend who is a girl, one time jumped on his golf cart and took off. He was so pissed when she crashed it into a tree. Hilarious!!
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September 29th, 2009
Sean
Is that Moondog Spot or Moondog Rex?
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September 29th, 2009
Nick
I actually work in electronics at this store and have seen Bob many times. Just the other day he stood there starting at me, so I asked if he needed help. He grunted, gave me a flier to Cave Fest, and walked off.
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September 29th, 2009
Colin
Dude looks like Stephen Fry (british comedian, Blackadder)
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September 30th, 2009
Max
He has asked me for cocaine many times! but in fact he does call it snow… so maybe he is part santa
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September 30th, 2009
Frank563
The yellow beard ends with clean gray up close is a reminder to us all that Santa stopped smoking years ago..
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September 30th, 2009
Sarah
Hmm. I also live in Illinois and once waited on a guy we described as “Santa Garcia”. He smelled like weed, couldn’t complete a sentance and went around waving at all the kids oblivious to the terror he was spreading among them. He wanted a well-done but not burnt steak which he sent back twice since it’s impossible. Then he invited himself back to the kitchen to look at our grill and tried to sell my managers wood when they escorted him out. That looks just like him.
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October 1st, 2009
Shanda
I know that guy and he is far from a Santa Claus. More like the Uncle Scrooge that you wish you never met.
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October 1st, 2009
mike
hell thats cave man BoB didnt know he ever came out of the woods
Oh Santa, you’ve let yourself go. I thought for certain when you did the Biggest Loser show you’d get your life back together but I see you’ve fallen off the sleigh again. (sigh) No bells to jingle, just more ho-hos and more ho-hos.
fma
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October 5th, 2009
Colormebadd
I know this man. He claims to have discovered the Beatles.
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October 6th, 2009
Laurie the Red
Santa hasn’t been the same since he caught Mrs. Claus with Sparky from the Etch-O-Sketch assembly line.
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October 10th, 2009
Tom
Southern illinois university local… we call him cave man bob, he lives in a cave.. literally.
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October 10th, 2009
hollywood
this guy host a giant party called cavefest it is nothing but i giant drug fest/sexparty/ woodstock lol he passes out his flyers out to everyone that is wat is in his hand
Wow hehe since whent did santa become an alcoholic
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October 14th, 2009
TR
DONALD SUTHERLAND?! IS THAT YOU?
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October 17th, 2009
bb
Doesn’t everyone know Santa’s prblem??? Red rosey cheeks….jolly personality….COME ON FOLKS….He’s a ragging alcoholic…this picture is just proof…sad…very sad….
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October 18th, 2009
Brittney Davis
bahahahahah…. i definitely know who this guy is. love it =]
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October 21st, 2009
Chris
The funny thing is this guy is called Cave Man Bob and he dresses like this ALL YEAR LONG…..You should see his WIFE….SHE WOULD BE GREAT ON HERE ALSO….
that is soo funny . caveman bob on this website. went to every underground sound at the cave and i can tell you this guy is somethin else. if your a female look out he is always on the prawl.
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October 22nd, 2009
SMC
Holy shit I know this guy and yes he IS as big of a douche bag as you can imagine from this picture.
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October 25th, 2009
Tiffany
OMG i know this guy for real my dad and i know him and he likes to be called Santa Claus. sweet!!!
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October 31st, 2009
Mondika
Nothing like some good ol santa side boob
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November 6th, 2009
Josh
That’s Caveman Bob!!!!
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November 15th, 2009
adam
Im glad Im not the only one that recognized caveman Bob. The parties at the cave were awesome until he had to go a screw over Catalytic Souls, now they throw parties at Camp Zoe and hes stuck out in his cave drinking and doing lines.
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December 14th, 2009
Rob
Holy Crap I did blow with bad Santa, he is always fucked and bvery generous!!!
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December 21st, 2009
tosha
omg that is CAVEMAN BOB!!
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January 5th, 2010
Shazam
Say there Big Boy………..Wanna ride on my………..ahem……….HARLEY?
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P.S Nice moobs
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santa also looks stoned or drunk or both…
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Elf Nuggets
One Red Reindeer Lightbulb
Beard Comb
One Box Magnum Condoms (Lubricated for Deer Pleasure)
“No i’m Not Nick Nolte” T-Shirt
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He looks like Stephen Fry in a wig and beard!
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He’s smiling like he’s got a five alarm erection. You don’t even want to know who he’s ogling. Eew.
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September 24th, 2009
Come sit on Santa’s knee. Sure, I dont see anything wrong with that.
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September 24th, 2009
Pervs fondling kids sitting on their lap.
Christmas: totally acceptable.
July: prison time
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September 24th, 2009
who likes side boobs? I like side boobs….
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Ho ho ho bleh
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September 24th, 2009
I think maybe his sleigh broke down and he’s looking for a suitable shopping cart as a replacement.
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September 24th, 2009
Looks like Santa is stopping in for some beer and munchies.
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September 24th, 2009
The elves usually are in charge of the Pringles shopping but Mrs. Claus is punishing them for the last bong fest so she sent the Big Man himself.
He’s so busy checking his list several times he missed the other list about wearing support garments under the luau shirt.
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He looks like a Happy Santa to me…
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Everyone’s gone home and not rating comments anymore, but “Roy” had a classic comment
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September 24th, 2009
Seriously, here are some links to Bob’s place, its bad ass
http://www.myspace.com/shawneecave
http://www.cavefest.com
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September 24th, 2009
He looks like donald sutherland!
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September 24th, 2009
This is the Coolest Santa ever! Santa was like F’ck it…everybody must get stoned!
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September 24th, 2009
omg! that’s donald sutherland!
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September 24th, 2009
Why am I finding myself strangely aroused?
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September 25th, 2009
i guess we now know whos being naughty
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September 25th, 2009
So this is the guy who has been making a list and checking it twice? Remind me to draw my drapes.
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September 25th, 2009
i wonder if he smells like peppermint…
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September 25th, 2009
Captain Lou lives!
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September 25th, 2009
OMG I actually know who that is! he throws music festivals down in Souther Illonios. CAVEMAN BOB!
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September 25th, 2009
Yea this guy owns the caves, but he isn’t the one who throws the parties. People rent the venue and throw parties there. If he hadn’t been a dick to the Catalytic Souls the parties would still be the shit, but they aren’t worth going to anymore!!!
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September 25th, 2009
HAHA YES!! CAVEMAN BOB!!
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September 25th, 2009
aw shit caveman bobs lookin mighty fine with the santa side boob. i dont know bout all you.. but i fuckin love it.
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September 25th, 2009
hell yea caveman bob!
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September 25th, 2009
caveman bob….ew.
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September 26th, 2009
Why is Donald Sutherland shopping at Walmart, dressed as Santa, and exposing his man-boob???!!
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September 26th, 2009
This just in….after an eggnog and cookie platter binge, it has been announced that Santa will appear on the hybrid reality show The Biggest Loser Celebrity Rehab.
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September 26th, 2009
Forget the snow, who’s been pissing in Santa’s beard?! Yikes yellow!!
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September 26th, 2009
omg
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September 26th, 2009
I actually know this guy! He owns a concert ground near my college. He holds music festivals out in the woods. At the festivals he rides around in a golf cart drinking like a fish and pounding cocaine into his face holes without a shirt on. they call him caveman bob
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September 27th, 2009
Holy crap, he looks like my (almost) father-in-law. If he was even more batshit insane.
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September 27th, 2009
Leave PaPaw alone, he just got back from vacation.
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September 27th, 2009
“He see’s you when your sleeping …he knows when your awake” – just took on a whole new meaning!
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September 28th, 2009
Yeah, I’m Santa. Now stop looking at me ya nosey bastard!
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September 28th, 2009
I know Caveman Bob too! Like he says, the man definitely rides around on a golf cart drinking and probably doing lines in his cave. Bobs actually a great guy, unless of course your a woman. Then he’s all over you like stink on shit. I have a friend who is a girl, one time jumped on his golf cart and took off. He was so pissed when she crashed it into a tree. Hilarious!!
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September 29th, 2009
Is that Moondog Spot or Moondog Rex?
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September 29th, 2009
I actually work in electronics at this store and have seen Bob many times. Just the other day he stood there starting at me, so I asked if he needed help. He grunted, gave me a flier to Cave Fest, and walked off.
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September 29th, 2009
Dude looks like Stephen Fry (british comedian, Blackadder)
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September 30th, 2009
He has asked me for cocaine many times! but in fact he does call it snow… so maybe he is part santa
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September 30th, 2009
The yellow beard ends with clean gray up close is a reminder to us all that Santa stopped smoking years ago..
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September 30th, 2009
Hmm. I also live in Illinois and once waited on a guy we described as “Santa Garcia”. He smelled like weed, couldn’t complete a sentance and went around waving at all the kids oblivious to the terror he was spreading among them. He wanted a well-done but not burnt steak which he sent back twice since it’s impossible. Then he invited himself back to the kitchen to look at our grill and tried to sell my managers wood when they escorted him out. That looks just like him.
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October 1st, 2009
I know that guy and he is far from a Santa Claus. More like the Uncle Scrooge that you wish you never met.
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October 1st, 2009
hell thats cave man BoB didnt know he ever came out of the woods
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October 4th, 2009
Oh Santa, you’ve let yourself go. I thought for certain when you did the Biggest Loser show you’d get your life back together but I see you’ve fallen off the sleigh again. (sigh) No bells to jingle, just more ho-hos and more ho-hos.
fma
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October 5th, 2009
I know this man. He claims to have discovered the Beatles.
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October 6th, 2009
Santa hasn’t been the same since he caught Mrs. Claus with Sparky from the Etch-O-Sketch assembly line.
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October 10th, 2009
Southern illinois university local… we call him cave man bob, he lives in a cave.. literally.
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October 10th, 2009
this guy host a giant party called cavefest it is nothing but i giant drug fest/sexparty/ woodstock lol he passes out his flyers out to everyone that is wat is in his hand
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October 13th, 2009
I think Santa saw this, http://www.ehow.com/video_4409503_be-hawaiian-santa-claus.html
Maybe he owns one of these, http://www.enchantedfantasies.com/santa.html
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October 13th, 2009
Wow hehe since whent did santa become an alcoholic
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October 14th, 2009
DONALD SUTHERLAND?! IS THAT YOU?
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October 17th, 2009
Doesn’t everyone know Santa’s prblem??? Red rosey cheeks….jolly personality….COME ON FOLKS….He’s a ragging alcoholic…this picture is just proof…sad…very sad….
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October 18th, 2009
bahahahahah…. i definitely know who this guy is. love it =]
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October 21st, 2009
The funny thing is this guy is called Cave Man Bob and he dresses like this ALL YEAR LONG…..You should see his WIFE….SHE WOULD BE GREAT ON HERE ALSO….
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October 22nd, 2009
that is soo funny . caveman bob on this website. went to every underground sound at the cave and i can tell you this guy is somethin else. if your a female look out he is always on the prawl.
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October 22nd, 2009
Holy shit I know this guy and yes he IS as big of a douche bag as you can imagine from this picture.
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October 25th, 2009
OMG i know this guy for real my dad and i know him and he likes to be called Santa Claus. sweet!!!
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October 31st, 2009
Nothing like some good ol santa side boob
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November 6th, 2009
That’s Caveman Bob!!!!
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November 15th, 2009
Im glad Im not the only one that recognized caveman Bob. The parties at the cave were awesome until he had to go a screw over Catalytic Souls, now they throw parties at Camp Zoe and hes stuck out in his cave drinking and doing lines.
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December 14th, 2009
Holy Crap I did blow with bad Santa, he is always fucked and bvery generous!!!
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December 21st, 2009
omg that is CAVEMAN BOB!!
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January 5th, 2010
Say there Big Boy………..Wanna ride on my………..ahem……….HARLEY?
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