I’m pretty sure muscular guys that constantly work out try to find the most ridiculous clothes to wear in public so they can beat up a smart-ass like me who would ask him for my aunt’s outfit from 1987 back.
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I think he looks FAB-U-LESS!!!!!
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September 24th, 2009
and he’s dancing like he’s never danced befoooooooore….
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September 24th, 2009
I love how he is posing, almost like he wants people to take his picture!! lol
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September 24th, 2009
You couldn’t pay me to wear it now….unless of course its in Walmart where it would blend right in!
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September 24th, 2009
Oh my….
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September 24th, 2009
You’re a fucking douche bag. That’s a very weird comment you posted. Will prolly see your picture on this site sooner or later. You’ll fit right in with all the freaks
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Are those 1960’s hushpuppies?
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September 24th, 2009
10 bucks after he saved money by the rolling back prices, he did a Plie’ then pirouette’d the heck outta there!
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September 24th, 2009
He can’t be all that strong. He needs a shopping cart to haul around 4 things.
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September 24th, 2009
Plus, look at the workboots/shorts ensemble – that drives me crazy. I work in the Environmental Remediation/Construction industry, and if you’re wearing work boots, you need to have pants on as well.
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September 24th, 2009
I’m pretty sure I saw Bill Belicheck wearing one of these the other day…
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September 24th, 2009
He looks like hes wearing a man-bra!
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September 24th, 2009
Wow, he matches quite nicely!
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September 24th, 2009
All I got to say is Closet Gay. Not that Gay is a bad thing, just that the Closet part usually means extreme anti gay attitude…
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September 24th, 2009
Look what he has in the cart…
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September 24th, 2009
I seriously didn’t know that thongs came in torso form
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September 24th, 2009
He’s a maniac, maniac on the walmart floor
And he’s buying like she’s never bought before
He’s a maniac, maniac on the Walmart floor
And he’s buying like he’s never bought before
Just a steel town boy on a Saturday night
Looking for the fight of man in his life
In the real time world no one sees him at all
They all say he’s momma’s boy
Locking rythms to the beat of hisheart
Changing isles into light
He’s moved his cart into the danger zone
When the dancer becomes the buyer.
The prices cut you like a knife
If the gift card becomes voided out
On the pricing between will and what will be
On the blue light of insanity
Is a place most never see
It’s a hard won place of mystery
Touch it but can’t hold it
He’s a maniac, maniac on the walmart floor
And he’s buying like she’s never bought before
He’s a maniac, maniac on the Walmart floor
And he’s buying like he’s never bought before….
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September 24th, 2009
@Ryan: I think I see a house air filter, some Noxzema, and what looks like a box from the take-home spot usually found at the back of the store that sells super-greasy stuff fried in grease that should have been changed out a month ago.
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September 24th, 2009
Hmmmm He’s about 3 years from FAT
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September 24th, 2009
Aww, Short n Sweet is just dressing down so he won’t be recognized.. But if somebody’s ringtone is ‘Superfreak’ or ‘Pour Some Sugar on Me’ , he won’t be able to keep from shakin’ his money maker and strippin’ down like he does every night at Hot Boys R Us.
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September 24th, 2009
As for the outfit? MEH, hes in arkansas….. prob outta ft smith, PROBABLY supporting four baby mommas and cant afford to replace his wardrobe!
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September 24th, 2009
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September 24th, 2009
Are they making a sequel to Flashdance using Rednecks?
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September 25th, 2009
1. Return videos
2. Go to Wal-Mart
3. Try out for Dance Jam
4. Buy tights
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September 25th, 2009
Sports bra?
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September 25th, 2009
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.
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September 25th, 2009
Bartender at a gay bar.
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September 25th, 2009
Man u sooooooooooo sexyyyyyyyyyyyyy……………………not
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September 25th, 2009
My sis is a hair dresser. She goes to “hair shows” all over the country. She came back from one this past week and her first comments were, “Be prepared for what I am about to tell you. (pause). THE 80′S ARE MAKING A COMEBACK, AND NOT JUST IN HAIR STYLES!”! I didn’t believe it was possible, even though we’ve all see those who were the “coolest kids in school” back in the 80’s, who will just not let it go! Back to my disbelief; my sis makes her career an art. She’s great! And working in that industry, the reason for these “hair shows” is for continued education and to keep ahead of the newest upcoming styles. I heard it from a reliable source. Now, if you’ve read this, you cannot say that you were not informed!
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September 25th, 2009
It’s Tony Little!!
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September 26th, 2009
I think this is my neighbor!!!! Seriously!
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September 26th, 2009
Nothing says “completely heterosexual” more than this outfit.
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September 27th, 2009
I’m ashamed to say I actually wore sweatshirts like that well into the early 90’s. I’d say this guy might be trying to go for a kind of cross-gender retro look, but I think he just never threw out his girlfriend’s old clothes.
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September 27th, 2009
THREE word comes to mind when I see this picture…… WTF!?!
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September 27th, 2009
“Wear a cel phone holder? Me?!! No way…I keep my cel phone in my bun huggers!”
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September 27th, 2009
He looks more like he has his thong on wrong!
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September 28th, 2009
Is he wearing a sport’s bra as well?
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September 28th, 2009
Wow, why do large dudes wear even larger clothes? He still looks like he borrowed his big brother’s sweatshirt…no wait, his boyfriends sweatshirt.
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September 28th, 2009
He’s got nice legs, at least….
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September 28th, 2009
He actually tried this on in the dressing room and asked to be scanned at the register for this purchase
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September 28th, 2009
hahahaha perry twist!!! this is halarious, we live in NC and we find this utterly halaroius pic on here! its sad when your own son notices this is you!!! nice buns hun
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September 28th, 2009
I bet he takes that bra off the same way Jennifer Beals did in Flashdance. While staring longingly at himself in the mirror.
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September 28th, 2009
I totally saw an ad on TV for a product that hides bra straps. This guy needs that.
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September 29th, 2009
cabot walmart lol
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September 29th, 2009
“Has anyone one seen my sexy little fire engine red sports bra?”… “O silly me I”m wearing it.”
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September 30th, 2009
REALLY?! Is he posing??? I think he knows people want to bask in his flashdancing glory.
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September 30th, 2009
At least he has on the green shirt.
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September 30th, 2009
Hahaha…ok….so, I can’t say for sure just yet….but I think this is my dad. I followed a link to this site, and almost shit my pants when I saw this. I will post later a confirmation if it is or not. But I can assure you, he doesn’t dress like this EVER unless he is outside doing yard-work, and rents live in the woods so no one would see him. Lol, can’t believe he would fucking go to walmart like that…but he is a professional man who has to wear a suit to work every day..so maybe he was letting loose? Either way….I now have to lecture my father on proper dress in public…my my, how the roles have shifted.
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October 2nd, 2009
If you combine one shirt that is too small with a shirt that is too big, you get a shirt that makes almost one complete shirt.
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October 4th, 2009
surely this picture can’t be recent. The entire thing screams mid- to late-80s!
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October 4th, 2009
I’m all outta’ Love,
I’m soo lost without out you….
Everyone, sing it with me……..La’..La’…La”…
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October 5th, 2009
notice how he is checking out in the garden center
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October 5th, 2009
dude it is what u wear in the gym once u get it ur not ashamed to wear it in the public
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October 7th, 2009
red sports bra?
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October 11th, 2009
Oh…. no… he…. di’ ‘int …. !!! Turquoise and RED!? How bourgeois!!
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October 12th, 2009
What is the problem here? Everyone dresses like that when they go to walmart for their monthly supplies.
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October 12th, 2009
Wait! We need a close-up. I can’t tell for sure, but it looks like he might shave his legs.
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October 15th, 2009
When did everyone stop wearing jean shorts to jazzercise?!?
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October 21st, 2009
“just a steel-town girl on a Saturday night”
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October 25th, 2009
Looks like he liked the movie flashdance
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November 6th, 2009
Dear Mr. Caption’er…this outfit is NOT 1987. I remember 1987, and big hair and Def Leppard was in, not the Flashdance look. This is more of 1983. The boots? Maaaaaybe 1987…but the attire from the waist-up, definitely 1983, maybe even 81. What would add nicely to his outfit would be some trashy Madonna bracelets, maybe a classic headband like some of the other Walmart patrons in these photos are showing off..
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November 7th, 2009
What?! They’re filming a sequel to flashdance and nobody told me? Damn.
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January 31st, 2010
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