September 27th, 2009
Not Even Close
I can’t even think up of a rationale someone would give themselves before leaving the house with those on! Even if it was 3 a.m. and you were going to a remote cave in the mountains by yourself you would probably say, “These aren’t flattering at all, I’ll change.”
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She needs to throw on some flip flops though because those parking lots are often full of small pebbles spilled when people are too lazy to put the shopping carts “all the way back”, and just dunk the front wheels in the closest rock pile…
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Prime example. But you have to question what kind of friend or family member would want to even be SEEN with this Depend wearing twit.
Good God woman! Put on a moo-moo!
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my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!
they burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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big girls need luvin too! unfortunately nobody has that much love to give!
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Actually she is wearing a leotard for her role in The Flying Walruses.
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Dave, if that IS your girlfriend, please take those rediculous rags off of her and bring her back to the farm. Her herd must be wandering around confused without their lead cow!
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Mom looking: Damn Straight!
Daughter: I thought so too! Let’s go shopping now.
(she’s actually answering her phone – it’s the fashion police calling, she is under arrest)
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just think,, under that 250lbs is a beautiful blonde just waiting to get out,, but no,, she’s ordering pizza to keep her in there!!!
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I’d hate to be the person she’s texting.
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99 Cent Only stores – now that’s a whole different story.
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Actually her legs are her best feature. if you got ‘em, flaunt ‘em.
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I wonder if the person she is texting on her phone, KNOWS that shes looking like that.
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Actually that is her younger sister texting, trying to find her lost yellow underoos!!!!! Too late now sweetheart, bigun has done gone and wrecked em!
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I my 16 month old has pj’s like that!
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The chick needs some pants instead of walking around showing off her rolls, muffin tops and CELLULITE. I have respect for bigger women who actually wear clothes that fit them, but absolutely no respect or sympathy for someone who walks around like this in public. Does she even realize how many babies, toddlers, and children she made cry? Half of them are probably blind now except for the ones who were lucky enough that their parents shielded their eyes in time while screaming “DEAR GOD DON’T LOOK!”
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This really isn’t funny. I feel sad for her
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I didn’t know they made underoo’s that big.
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I don’t mind it, but it’s distracting
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Carbs are Evil
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I didn’t know they made Underroos that big.
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Permanently burned into the synapses. Wish I could erase it. Will probably have nightmares.
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..says my BFF, “I’d hit it, but it’d likely just bounce right back at me.”
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Is she…. out… in …………… her underwear!!?? Seriously!????
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Introducing the NEW and IMPROVED look of Depends! The model is showcasing “vision in mustard” from the hot new “Diva” collection. Style doesn’t stop with incontinence…
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I know when weeds grow in the garden that I am to pull them…when sunflowers start growing out of your ass it’s time for a shower.
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Roll them in flour and look for the wet spot.
(Or corn starch if you roll that way.)
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Please note… all in North Carolina do not dress like that…. OMG… I am ashamed that came out of this great state. Must be from Boone.
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Looks like a Mom and her daughter… you know if the kid does not have the sense to wear something decent in public, then Mom should have stepped-up… slap Mom, councel kid, cuz that kid needs to know WHAT NOT TO WEAR…
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She wore a itsy bitsy tennie weenie yellow polka…Oh forget it!
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-”Do these shorts make my butt look big?”
-”Those are shorts?”
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What pretty patterned adult diapers!
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Is that a diaper??
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In 2009 the Hubble Space Telescope captured this image of what astromers believe is new class of slow-moving asteroids found in a Walmart parking lots.
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i blame lady gaga … she started the wear your underwear as pants trend..seriously whats up with people showing their underwear at walmart, this is like the 923789237 pic that i can see someones skidmarks, pubes and all! put on some damn clothes, what would george washington do?!
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Those are training pants, but i shudder to think what she is training for? the Enema Olympics?
That ass has a force field around it that bends and diffuses light. Probably did in the camera that captured this sighting.
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I’m pretty sure that’s a swimsuit. They make shorts that you can pull over your swimsuit. I bet Walmart sells them.
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its a swim suit , also why she has no foot wear on.
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Sweet fancy marie even granny panties would cover more than those shorts.
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Could someone get an excel sheet started on which states these are coming from more frequently, we could gear some type of training around the issues on this site. MAN I freakin love Wal-mart.
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It looks like she’s wearing underoos back from when she was 8!!
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AYE AYE CAPTAIN
“Ohhhh Who texts while walking in tha’ parking lot?”
“WHITE TRASH ROUND PANTS”
“Disgusting and nasty and obese is she”
“WHITE TRASH ROUND PANTS”
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NOW I remember what bile tastes like…ugh
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My guess is that she is wearing a swimsuit with a t-shirt over it. I just can’t accept it’s underwear.
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At least her shoes match.
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Ok look Im a fatass in my opinion , and Not alot of money…..but I would rather DIE than dress like that~!WTF do some people think????
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September 28th, 2009
Unfortunatly she is a product of the American diet.
Buffets, fast food, pre-packaged frozen food, chips, candy, etc. All this stuff is cut with corn syrup, corn starch, salt, whey, etc. to cheat the consumer out of his money. The damage it causes can be seen here. The cheapest and tastiest food is the cheapest but its the most dangerous.
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“My Little Pony”
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She knew she had to wear a shirt and shoes, but signs never say anything about pants, so she was just testing it out. Apparently, pants are not a necessity.
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September 29th, 2009
“911, someone stole my pants!”
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I call “dibs” on the hot one!
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September 30th, 2009
If you look really closely, you can see yellow flip flops. It looks like she is wearing a swimsuit with a blue top over it…. yah, it shouldn’t be worn in public as is, but maybe her “mom” was stopping into wally world b4 taking her to the pool.
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September 30th, 2009
I’m pretty sure that’s a giant diaper cover
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September 30th, 2009
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain. She couldn’t find the rest of the bee outfit for the Blind Mellon reunion video.
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September 30th, 2009
This person makes me ashamed of living in NC
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September 30th, 2009
she looks like she is wearing a bathing suit with a diaper on underneath…she must not own a mirror and whoever she is with must not have wanted to embarrass her…
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October 1st, 2009
omg this is ridic. how do ppl go out like this?!! no self pride?!!
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October 1st, 2009
Ummm, lets see. Oh yeah, I forgot to buy pants!
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October 2nd, 2009
Yeah, she’s just basically not wearing pants. Hypothetically, that would appeal to me as a ballsy hey-what-can-you-do-its-walmart move. But now that I see it in reality.. I realize, like sexual fantasies… some things should just be left in the dark (of one’s mind).
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I didn’t know they had started making adult Huggies. At least she’s still walking. They both could have given up and gotten on a Hoveround.
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“Man, little Bubba’s swimmin diapers are so cute. You think they make them in a size 42?”
“Don’t worry Ma. We gets’em custom made for yer birthday, K?”
Someone hunt down the monster who made those….. He needs a smack to the back of the head.
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October 3rd, 2009
OMG, babies are the only people allowed to wear just a t-shirt and a diaper!
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October 3rd, 2009
Well now, Wal Mart shoppers are thrifty. She clearly has saved this outfit since she was seven. Looks like it’s held up against tremendous pressure since then XD
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A whole Lotta’ blue cheese with that dressing….!
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Ow ow ow ow ow ow…oh the pain!
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October 5th, 2009
Aren’t those rubber potty training pants?! How nice they come in something other than white now! lmao
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October 6th, 2009
this is in my town! trust me, this is not a sight you would want to see more than once. I saw her at my highschool and ive never seen so many headsturn, and not in a good way.
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October 7th, 2009
“oh mama, while we’re at walmart remind me to pick up a mirror.”
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Holy crap some stole her pants! She must be texting the police right now with a description… the horror of it all!
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October 8th, 2009
when i first saw this i thought, if this is NC i know who this is and then i looked and saw it was, and upon further review. holy shit i know who this is. hahahaha. this shit has me weak.
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October 12th, 2009
Those are the underpants your mother warned you about NOT wearing in case you got in a car accident.
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Its laundry day, this is all she had clean enough to wear.
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October 13th, 2009
TEll me what you’re wearing. I got on my blue spandex t-shirt that fits my body like u like it, & my yellow apple bottom shorts you got me 10 yrs ago when we were dating back in middle school. I miss you baby.
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October 13th, 2009
Something in my pants just shrank
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shaaaayyyyyy……. these things fit schwelllllll………
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October 21st, 2009
My son wants his Spongebob underwear back. Aww, now they’re all freakin’ stretched out! Turn around & buy him a new pair; and, for God’s sake, quit climbing through our window at night or we’ll have you arrested!
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October 27th, 2009
Dang girl, you cook?
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October 27th, 2009
oh so wrong
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November 6th, 2009
I am almost 100% that this girl goes to my school.
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November 13th, 2009
Ya know that nightmare where you forget your pants? She never woke up.
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November 26th, 2009
Excuse me, ma’am, but am I mistaken or have you got a load in them drawers?
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January 25th, 2010
WOW its like a car accident u feel bad for the ppl involved but u cant look away from the disgusting wreakage and then you cant do anything but gag
February 6th, 2010
Don’t have a lot of cash to buy some real estate? Don’t worry, because that’s real to receive the home loans to solve such kind of problems. Thence take a car loan to buy everything you require.
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HILLSBREH Y’ALL
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