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Penn And Teller


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That doesn’t look like Teller, but then again they are comedic magicians so I’m not gonna fall for that old trick.
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  1. Dizi

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    September 29th, 2009

  2. Idiots run this site

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    September 29th, 2009

  3. laura

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    September 29th, 2009

  4. Shannon

    Umm I am not sure if that is a lady under all of that but the puffy jacket + Beatles hat+ knock off pink Uggs= Wal Mart AWESOMENESS!!

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    September 29th, 2009

  5. Peter

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    September 29th, 2009

  6. Boopsy

    Why is he wearing a shirt and tie while she is dessed …….. well, like that??

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    September 29th, 2009

  7. Just not funny

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    September 29th, 2009

  8. Erin

    “so I’m not gonna fool for that old trick”

    Caption fail.

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    September 29th, 2009

  9. BuBBa Joe

    Morpheus always regretted not taking the blue pill…

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    September 29th, 2009

  10. Keith

    The tie just leaves me speechless and Teller needs a haircut plus a fashion consultant.

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    September 29th, 2009

  11. Nanners

    Andre the Giant lives!!

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    September 29th, 2009

  12. Roxy

    The strange thing is, Penn-lookalike merely overshadows the old woman, who surely rates a picture of her own here. From the Beatles baseball cap, to the poufy safety-orange down coat, to the flannel plaid shirt skimming her purple corduroys daintily seguing into bubble-gum pink Uggs, Granny’s got it goin’ ON.

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    September 29th, 2009

  13. EGMomma

    Forget the dude…Is Grandma wearing thigh-high pink Uggs with an orange puffy jacket?!?! Holy crap, that’s waaaay too many trends on one person. Not to mention, way too many young trends on a Grandma. Wow.

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    September 29th, 2009

  14. Bisbeebuckaroo

    The next day news of Goldilocks affair with Papa Bear was plastered all over the tabloids

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    September 29th, 2009

  15. Repeaterknee

    The Guiness Book of World Records shoots at WalMart for the oldest woman and the tallest, ugliest Elvis impersonator…

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    September 29th, 2009

  16. Politically Incorrect

    Rock Band Beatles’ programmer and body guard.

    The pitfalls of high-stakes computer gaming.

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    September 29th, 2009

  17. Jake

    I think she is wearing some of his old clothes. They look about 10 sizes too big for her.

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    September 29th, 2009

  18. Charlie

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    September 29th, 2009

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    September 29th, 2009

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    September 29th, 2009

  21. Horky the living Spoodge

    This is an awesome find.

    Sure, some think this photo blows, but that’s part of the beauty of it. Think on it a while. You’ll come around. This couple is so obtuse that they rule that parking lot.

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    September 29th, 2009

  22. John-Boy

    I hope he saved his receipt so he can get his money back when he returns that pumpkin…

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    September 29th, 2009

  23. pokin' @ baby makers

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    September 29th, 2009

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    September 29th, 2009

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    September 29th, 2009

  26. bloodspatterpattern

    This is the polar opposite of matchy matchy. 7 footer dressed like a mortician with a grandma smurf dressed like a college co-ed on Sunday morning. What is she prepared for? Snow, a flash flood? I could stare at this pic for hours, it is enthralling on so many levels.

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    September 29th, 2009

  27. pookie

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    September 29th, 2009

  28. Brian H

    Yo vito! Go wack that guy over there laughin at my tie.

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    September 29th, 2009

  29. Jay B.

    “Trust me, Teller…We can get fake blood, a snazzy hair-cut, and a burger in here for about $20.”

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    September 29th, 2009

  30. Brian H

    A big fan of mafia wars, Johns wife suspected he may be taking it a bit too seriously.

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    September 29th, 2009

  31. Weegie

    John Popper and Madonna ramble into Walmart……

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    September 29th, 2009

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    September 29th, 2009

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    September 29th, 2009

  34. JOHN

    andre the giant has a posse at walmart?

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    September 29th, 2009

  35. Bob

    That tie makes the suit complete.

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    September 29th, 2009

  36. Weegie

    Ernest and grannie going to Walmart to return their Gigantism and Wrinkle Free Forever vitamins…………

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    September 29th, 2009

  37. Angela

    HAAAAAAhaaaaaahaaaaaa!! Good one! I love your snappy witty comment on this one!

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    September 29th, 2009

  38. Marcus P Smithers

    Years after supposedly undergoing gastric-bypass surgery, Blues Traveler’s front man John Popper reveals it was just a little gnome in his belly all this time as he was caught in this photo asking it “Why you wanna give me run around?”.

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    September 29th, 2009

  39. I want the tie.

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    September 29th, 2009

  40. JAYME Chino California

    HAHAHAHAHAHA, that is all I can say! I LOVE THIS SITE, makes my crappy day a whole lot betta! This one made me laugh OUT loud! HAHAHAHAHA

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    September 29th, 2009

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    September 29th, 2009

  42. DogBitez

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    September 29th, 2009

  43. thedarksideoffrootloops

    They’re bringin’ sexy back. What a hot mess she it! He looks like he’s mobbed up!

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    September 29th, 2009

  44. canoehead

    Looks like Michael and Lisa Marie about 40 years in the future. Maybe that’s why she divorced him.

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    September 29th, 2009

  45. Whoa

    Dogbitez,

    He’s nicely dressed, you say? Did you see his tie? his black dress shirt/black suit combo? the sideburns/ponytail thing?

    Wow.

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    September 29th, 2009

  46. BigBadWolf65

    These two are totaly cool .Can you imagine the stories they could tell ? They look like two veterans of the blues or jazz circuit.Never quite makin it,but sticking together.They could have just walked out of an Elmore Leonard novel.Use your imaginations people !!!!!

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    September 29th, 2009

  47. Weegie

    You really expect Madonna to venture out in public without a burly bodyguard ???

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    September 29th, 2009

  48. DogBitez

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    September 29th, 2009

  49. They met at eharmony… which claims they are THE Perfect match.

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    September 29th, 2009

  50. Danigirl

    What’s really scary is that he is probably the local minister going to Walmart after the sermon.

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    September 29th, 2009

  51. Weegie

    Not sure if you were talking to me Angela, but thanks anyway ;) My comment was a bit eclectic for the room I think ;)

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    September 29th, 2009

  52. aldeshsa

    Holly crap, great title, great picture. Actually LOL’d! Needed that laugh. Thanks.

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    September 29th, 2009

  53. Britt

    I so want her hat!

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    September 29th, 2009

  54. THIS IS

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    September 29th, 2009

  55. Danigirl

    Joe Jackson looking for new talent.

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    September 29th, 2009

  56. R.K.

    ….kinda reminds me of the new Adams Family. Where have these people been hiding?

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    September 29th, 2009

  57. God

    That’s either one gigantic fucking Level 80 wizard heading to face the parole board, or that’s one tiny friking Beatles fan smuggling a big bag of dope in her ski jacket.

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    September 29th, 2009

  58. Sam

    I KNOW HER!!!! This is CRAZY! my friend showed me this website and then radomly i see some one i know?!?!? I mean, I’m not friends with her or anything… but woah…. crazy

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    September 30th, 2009

  59. benji dover

    I knew that Thing from the Star Wars Bar Scene would land another gig soon, but whooda thunk it would be walking around in the Walmart parking lot?

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    September 30th, 2009

  60. devans00

    This couple may be Penn and Teller in 20 years. If Teller gets a lobotomy and starts raiding a teenage girl’s closet, that is.

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    September 30th, 2009

  61. DDV

    Come on, that guy looks bad ass!

    His tie owns. He looks like some weird Aleister Crowley follower.

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    September 30th, 2009

  62. Seymour

    Steven Seagal’s latest visit to Wal-Mart.

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    September 30th, 2009

  63. Who Cares

    Pimpin ain’t easy!

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    September 30th, 2009

  64. Enrique

    Penn and Teller: post zombie bites.

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    September 30th, 2009

  65. Kellywhite

    Hey I think thats the walmart by my house in Norfolk, VA!!!!!

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    September 30th, 2009

  66. Denise

    That’s the guy from the Walmart on Military Highway in Norfolk, VA!!

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    September 30th, 2009

  67. Frank563

    the pink booties are simply timeless

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    September 30th, 2009

  68. Little tidbit–that atrocious orange jacket is a Wal-Mart special. We got them in my store on Black Friday and couldn’t sell them all because most of them were in worse colors than this. We still had some by the time we started rolling out swimwear, marked down to about $2 a piece.

    You can’t really hate on the woman for wearing a bright orange coat in the Wal-Mart parking lot, though… The way people drive, I’d want to be seen too.

    (P.S.–I own the dark blue version of that coat–it’s actually quite comfortable. lol)

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    October 1st, 2009

  69. Mason Storm

    Steven Seagal’s latest visit to WalMart.

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    October 1st, 2009

  70. Buster

    I can’t tell if he’s in the middle of a sentence or letting out an ominous growl !

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    October 1st, 2009

  71. Kimbie

    What’s so weird is the dude DOES look like Penn, and that TIE is exactly what the dude would wear. Wonder if that guy is like his dad or something.

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    October 1st, 2009

  72. Buster

    It looks like a still from a very poorly rated and quickly canceled mid-season CBS summer replacement from oh, 1973………..about a mother and son detective agency…….and they don’t follow the Rules man !!
    Titled…….hm……..Mother Hen & Bear !!!

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    October 1st, 2009

  73. Buster

    Starring Miss Helen Hayes and William Conrad…..

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    October 1st, 2009

  74. Zoid

    Actually, it’s a retired mob hitman & his wife in witness protection. And the US Marshall Service is gonna be so PISSED when they see that you’ve outed them…

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    October 2nd, 2009

  75. Nina

    This guy works at walmart I live right down the street from it and I see him everytime I go there. lol poor dude

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    October 2nd, 2009

  76. Dj

    WTF….

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    October 3rd, 2009

  77. RedHeaded Momma

    Steven Segal on his way to the “Pimp’s Annual Ball” – just stoppin in to pick up some lipstick for his favorite Ho….

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    October 3rd, 2009

  78. Ashamed

    I see the Exxon in the back and the way this picture looks, I believe this is the Edwards Ferry Rd. Leesburg Virginia store near my house. I live in Old Town and this is only a few minutes from my house. I am ashamed of some of the people around me, although I am more ashamed FOR some of the tourists who venture down King St. I wish this site was more than just peopleofwalmart.

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    October 4th, 2009

  79. Target Rules

    Hey look, Teller and Joe Jackson had a gay love child!

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    October 5th, 2009

  80. AnaJ

    OMG…..I have seen that guy at the wal-mart here in Virginia. Yeah what does that say about me. lol No really the one time I go I see this guy and then he shows up here. LOL Did you stop to see the others who visit this Wal-mart? Well if not you should. lol

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    October 6th, 2009

  81. Joseph

    That man is a true badass

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    October 6th, 2009

  82. Cassie

    Wow, I know this guy, lol he use to come into Hooters all the time.

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    October 7th, 2009

  83. Blackadder

    Andre the Giant tells David Spade to remember where they parked.

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    October 8th, 2009

  84. Todd's Lady

    Dear God it’s Gene Simmons in 10 yrs! lol

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    October 8th, 2009

  85. Staci

    this was taken at the wal-mart I shop at and that guy works as the door greeter at that same wal-mart….I died laughing when I saw this

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    October 8th, 2009

  86. Sara Stewart

    I really like how his tie matches her coat. Color coordination is important!

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    October 10th, 2009

  87. Sammy

    Oh look, it’s Penn & Teller!

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    October 11th, 2009

  88. moosetracks

    Those mutton chops are SHITTY!

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    October 11th, 2009

  89. Joshua

    Man. Steven Seagal is looking rough these days.

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    October 12th, 2009

  90. Jill

    Good God I can’t even begin to start… this has got to be a winner for me, out of all the pictures.

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    October 12th, 2009

  91. Debbie

    Seen Penn and Teller in person. Talked to them and taken my pic with them. This is not Teller. Bad look a like. But, no, not even. Penn is a tall big man (not round “big” man) You’ll have to try again.

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    October 14th, 2009

  92. Anybody want a peanut?

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    October 19th, 2009

  93. Klaus Baudelaire

    “Did you wax the rubber stump on my pimp cane?”
    “Yes, Professor Dynamo.”
    “Did you send King Dee Dee Dee my thanks for the psychodefraculator?”
    “Of course your nefariousness.”
    “Are you sure we need that much buckshot and nightcrawlers?”
    “Yes your hideousy.”
    “Did you… KILL DR. VENTURE?”

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    October 19th, 2009

  94. Willzyx

    old Sigal

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    October 19th, 2009

  95. Jessica

    This must have been when they were filming the Wal-Mart Hatred episode of Bullshit! And by the way, they’re not magicians, their ILLUSIONISTS!! Get it right!

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    October 21st, 2009

  96. There are a lot of good opinions here. Really gives me a new way of looking at things.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  97. Carolyn

    The guy actually works at my local Wal-Mart and is really nice. My husband thought it would be a good idea to tell him he’s “famous” and told him the URL. We can never go to Wal-Mart again.

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    October 25th, 2009

  98. trm08

    They’re in one of my classes… bahaha

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    October 31st, 2009

  99. chelsea

    OMG this guy works at the walmart right by my house.. hahahahhahah

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    November 3rd, 2009

  100. Ethan Hernandez

    A Beatles cap, huh? Are you Paul McCartney’s new tour bus?

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    November 7th, 2009

  101. Ashley

    I’m pretty sure the dude is supposed to check receipts at our local Walmart, only he’s pretty lazy about it.

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    November 8th, 2009

  102. NIckless

    The worst part? They just did it in that van.

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    November 15th, 2009

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